Touhou Patch Center:About/en-lol

Welcoum n00bs!!! To teh future of trollin'.

bored of tohou bein all serius n shit? Lets screw shit up and make lolz out of it. it helps by...

cuz who needz "hackin'"? this patcher is da bomb man. only retards wuld rely on making their game shittier by hacking da filez

srsly tho, moar peepz need to learn2 calm their tits n shit n take trollin 2 a whole nu level. Disclaimer: The trolls will not be responsible for any damages caused. Proceed with CAUTION.

tRoLlIn
the reasons 4 trollin are follows

aimz
so some fagets on touhouwiki.net keep arguin bout changing shit all the time

so the shit u see in patches are nevar rly finished

yes, never

that means ur translashun patches are now uber shyt when u look at them again  the solushun? a speshul patcher that lets you keep updatin when shit happens 

of corse it loox like da same as every shit wiki u see on teh interwebz

 but trust me (not really), any shit u change in this site will affect ur game 

so u can cum up with ur random shit for teh lulz and it will be insta-get 4 all the peeps 2 downlaod

masturbation rate
the fuking dumasses are soooooooooooo impatient

everytiem another zun game cumes out of his ass, people wont shut up about it

burning their balls would be the nice solution 2 this  after that, u can focus writin shit to maek da patcher werk once u get ur dirty hands on the game 

tats why speed is important. i think

goin global
so... the patcher is for english srs bsns, amirite? WRONG!

trolls can rise up from da grave n edit shit 4 da lolz

of corse u mus translate in "en-lol" or else u will be b@nn3d 4ever

 so if u wan to play srs, u can use "en" 

but if u are smokin weed, use "en-lol"

the truth behind te scenes
tohou is da best game evar

and no1 can change dis fact

so new fags can enjoi dis seris like how we were like fagets back then

remember the tiem when people make hentai games of the latest touhou games 4 japan 2 enjoy? with the patcher, we cna enjoy the same thign wit everee1s h3lp.

 so we put the jigsaw puzzlz 2gether 2 form a nude pic of the new boss. 

 dat simple. 

enjoyin multishit
tis patcher lets u enjoy trollin and non trollin modes at the sam time

so if u see a troll thats not finished, use the english furst, then use teh trolls

of course i know it sounds shit, but ur better off seeing sumtin u know than seeing japanese shit

even better, le patcher can even change ur experience so that u will enjoy ur trollin experience unaffected by tiny fucking assholes

 so in short it doubles as ur anti-bug shit 

no hacking n shit
remember what i said above about not havin 2 modify ur files? well this patcher only uses the extra stuff u got and den aply it, but nevar used 2 break ur preshus game

srsly guys, this place is like touhouwiki. duh
no you dumb fuck. the purpose of this site is to change da text, not havin srs shit bout every single shit abut touhou

 maybe you can say its a wiki, but only 4 dialog 

stuffs n shit

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 * its this website, u dumbass


 * Touhou Community Reliant Automatic Patcher (abbr.  )
 * oh so that what crap means in short


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