Touhou Patch Center:FAQ/en-lol

How dafuq do i contact teh us
if u no wiki code n shit, create a headr on dis VERY page m8

or if u fukn hate waitin 4 shit to come back, use teh discored, but speyk formlish! n pls dont b dat bitch hu wont stop usin irc jus do doscord liek all othr 12 y/os

or if u shy, then ur phuckd

y dis patch aint on thwiki
Once upon a time, sum shitstorm or sumthin went ahead on ircs n shit, but its orl sortd n evrythins k

but apparntly thcrap wouldnt werkd on thwiki anywai from le beginin. y? idfk tl;dr, but basicly:


 * Sum "form over function" n shit liek dat.
 * dis stuff iz too posh 4 me 2 undrstnd.


 * but wat i think itz sayin iz dat thpatchs wikiformat iz not same 2 thwikis or sumthin liek dat.


 * Shit liek dat couldnt happen wif thwiki, so a new wiki it waz. also time comsuming n shit


 * moar dan 1 wiki for diff lingo
 * wen thwiki oncd immigratd away frm shitty wikia bak in day, they mulitculturlizd n spent millions of dollars on creatin diff wikis 4 diff languags. Dey in sumway sperate n shit, witch was bad 4 uz, y;no:


 * 4 evry lingo, wed hav 2 fuk about creatn new wikis n formatin n copypasta n shit liek dat, n noone culd b arsd to do dat shit or sumthin liek dat tl;dr.


 * there4 dis wiki iz da best! we us wikimedia n shit, so we got gud n things r all inded gud!


 * endins n srs sit liek dat.
 * srsly m8s, no1 gifs a fuk if endins r posted in teh interwebs n shit. hfs evn zun woudnt gif a fuk. thwiki r very formal n dey liek "NO ENDINGS GTFO!!" despite not once any indicatn of zun visitin dat place. thpatch oweva r cool as fuk to b brave n post endin shit

basicly, wer bettr off not chattin about these issues n keep 2 thpatch sinc thwiki wouldnt care anywai, end of story k thx bye

but ZOMFG thwiki have awesome transatrs!
not 100% tru, no transatn n shit liek dat iznt nevr accurate as fuk. so u still fukd wen ur reading txt in teh games wif shitty trans n not undrstnd teh stories n shit. ur bettr off wif keeping wif en-lol 2 get da coolest stories fuk yeah!

but both thwiki n thpatch got sum CC licening of sum othr shit i dont undrstnd. so wat we phukrs do iz copy all eir shit n get awy wif it lololol. we still need 2 gif full credit 2 le original authors whenevr possibl, but noone dus dat anyways so dont worry m8

omfggtfo y do u think u bastuds' formatz bettr?
basically, we dont fuk about cuz:


 * all game stories n shit requires wat forml world clls a "code parameter" 4 sum .msg files dat r fukin hiddn away n shit. things r accurate as fuk so things r k. btw each line haz 2 lines, so evn in en-lol were fukn limitd. i no iz crap bro, but lol u bettr be thnkful u got an en-lol script
 * we also includ crappy spllcrds
 * n muzik commnts n shit

k, but fuk me 'endins'?

 *  DAFUQ. We dont gif a fuk wat any1 ses, we post endin txt n graphics n shit 
 *  totally visible n trnslatabl liek teh rest of thcrap 
 *  regardless of zun said n shit. understnd? k thx bye 
 *  but k fair enuff if we git caught by zun m8 

hardcre 2hu fans h8 dis shit, so it iz policy 2 keep teh endns regardless of any shit occurin

endins r such a fukin issu dat this was teh main reasn 2 creat dis websitz ffs

pplz apparntly took dis shit so hard dat tey thout dat we wanted zun 2 cum here n ragefuk about endins n shit; THIS AINT TRU! endns n all shit liek dat r fukin liek dialog n shit!

herez a gud argument; if endins n shit cannt b posted cuz of spoilrs n shit, shouldnt extra stg dialog n all shit on ex stg also b classd as spoilrs? u c ex stuff n shit evrywere

u got it? gud thnx k bye

OMG LOLOLOL DO U RELY LET ALL PPLS TRANSLATE!? #yolo
yes we fukin do n00b, diz iz a wiki fgget. heard of wikipedia? cause u fukn have, were liek them. Her tho unliek thwiki, u get contrl of teh actual 2hus n shit n u cn create en-lol dialog n othr shit u wanna wank wif. pc98 havnt yet appear tho, soz.

but, if u wanna have ur own faggt translations, then     iz da wrong place 4 u bro/sis. u cn build ur own patch servr 4 sum reason tho

how r translatns handld

 * 1) trnasl8 le texto
 * 2) profit
 * 1) profit

idgaf if u have a flaem war bc ur lang haz over 9000 dialects an u keep using diff 1's. but maby us da talk pages instead so u dun look liek n00bs lmoa

cn u trans from jp 2 en ten en 2 de n shit?
fuk me ur a baka. YES U FUKIN CAN

ur teh translatr, so u do wateva teh fuk u want, espslly wif en-lol. admins wont notice shit

b sure 2 check where u transatd from tho sinc translations cn disimprov n shit so watch out 4 mistranslations. cool bro if u got email, dats retro lol, considrd shit by dheads n n00bs. uze dat 4 bettr notic

does EVERYTHIN NEED TRANS M8?
fuk nos

u mite liek 2 trans evrythin, but sum othr shit mothafukr dont. teh patch stalkin in thcrap cn allow u 2 have diff lingos so k dont worry bro

but dude were fukin strict wif duplication yknow. en-gb haz 2 put up wif a load of diz horseshit. so watevr u do if u want en in ur lingo, U BETTR LEAVE DEM FUKIN BOXS BLANK AS FUK M8

Fuk me i cant translate in2 a languag noone gifs a toss about
uze dat wikicode i zed earlir n post wat code u wanna trans 2, such as "fgwsigrskgjnk-lol"

sun splcrds n theme titles n shit r prt en prt jp. wft do i do?
omfg gtfo srsly dis q is dedundant. see

or, n n this idk y

cn i haz mediawiki markup?
rotflmao u no markup? lol k lemme answr


 * Eny wiki links get fukd up
 * use balled and italian text (cool kids only) and u can even do both but that isnt cool sry
 * Custom iz k in  futurwards. pastwards, it fukd up (see bug #47). Dat said, Ruby annotations wuld nevr be uzed 4 en-lol, so dont gif a fuk about dese.
 * I still dont fkn know.
 * u cn uze &amp;nbsp; 4 PADin, but en-lol shits on diz.
 * HTML tgs fukd up - fuk em, they bullshet on 2hus

cn i haz web connexin 2 uze teh patch
fuk no. u cn still get en-lols 24/7 even if ur dial up ran out of shitty 5MBs per month.

wuld lingo dat aint got abc create probs
no bro, we uze UTF-8 n shit liek dat, so u cn write in zh that haz non-hiragana kanji n shit

soz, right-to-left scripts aint gunna wrk props yet soz

OMGLOLOL THEREZ ALREDY SUM SHITTY TRANS PATCH ALREADY. I CN HAZ U HAS IT? #thcrap
dese patches r shite n gif dont fuk abot grammr fggt, but 4 sum rsn oui allw em idfk y. 2 mek thcrap cum dese fukrs, uze da best intrwebs cmmnctn emale n send ur bllcks 2  n well doo sum bakend bs ykno.

oui credit teh orignal pplz, evn tho dey only du fan-med hakin n shit on 2hus, n dat itsef iz cpyrigh i thnk idfk cpyrghtz soo fkn dtaild. if deres fuk all anywerez on ze patch, tell uz who teh fukr iz in da cool emales sis

OI U BAG OF WINDOW DIKHED BASTUDS, LEMME KNO IF U CN PLY FUKIN 2HUS ON AWSUM LINUX N MACOS N SHIET U FUKN ASSWIPES, OR ILL FUKN TRASH U FGGT
lolz u fggt n00b fight me irl. y u no fukn rlize windws iz da mufrfukn best shethed. but 4 dose who aint a asshole, there suld b の fuk ups, but we dont 110% test faeces y;no bro.

I say sir, do I need to set the fonts myself? Are they changeable?
omfg junko gtfo u no welcome fomality 2 en-lol. n stop makin chan'E puns n shit. but yeah, sum non2hu fan creatd sum script patch 4 fonts wif abc n ажя, so dont wrry m8 k.

lingo wif 變態 n 변태 hav specific fonts or sum othr shet liek dat bro

but u cn uze ur own font fukr idk

also sum othr shet bout 2 fonts in 2 game diff idkf, but wat i kno iz it aint ovridabl or sumthin

demo ver??????????????????????????????????//////////
why dafuq u evn wanna pach da demo jst downlode da full gaym. but ya u can do zun demos sinc dont give afuk abut oldr 1s & didnt cod dem fullee

git gud guides n spoulr txt files? txt files are sooo kawaii!!!!!11
ya y not, 4+ yrz ago we sed were gunna maik a gui soon(tm) an its gunna show dose tings

dat othr exe file dat cums wif mah downloded 2hu dat i nevr opun cuz its gud 4 nuffin?
4 sum reson ja. teh txt in dese r also dialogu liek in game fggt

黄昏酒場
OMFG Yes!!! Liek, UB is sooooo cool~!!!! Todally it's awesome!!! Isami is soooo kawaii!!1!! fufufu n Tenji, OMG his afro iz sooooo fukin awesome!!!!1!!! fufufu u cn, liek, get drunk n shit!!! Todalliee!!! u, liek, fly around n shet n shoot choppies @ drinks n grub n shit, liek, n u cn, liek, OMG todallie VOMIT liek, OMG soooo fukin awesome!!1!!! fufufufu OMG deres, liek, a cute lil pop-up pirate dat throws knifes n shet, like, fufufu, OMG SOOOOO FUKIN AWESOME !"!!!1 TODALLLIES!!!111!

--♥♥Hecatia♥♥

dose non shuten game?
idfk wats happning wif th7.5 bro, but teh admins sed dey look @ dis shit after takin sum wed n shit. i thinx its cuz remi cant go outside n shit

ulilbitch iz dun, da othrz r soon(tm)

ofc only soku matterz, da otherz succ balsacc

Teh sister project?
fuk yeah m8! Seihou iz da best! but fuk me it aint pop enuff, so if want uz 2 start hcking dese sweet gmaes fggt, den u bettr strt fukin votin!

but omfg twat teh 3rd gmae iz fukin bllcks dude, i mean it iz srsly crap bro. thcrap aint gunna spprt dat shit cuz itz a fukin trainwreck m8. herez an exact copypasta of thwiki's opinion on it:

"Banshiryuu, the third instalment of the series, is sometimes viewed in a negative light by some, classifying it as more of a fangame with no importance compared to the previous instalments. There are various reasons for this: VIVIT-r isn't the original VIVIT, ZUN had no involvement, the music, or it's characters that débuted in this game."

Dat shud gif u enuff 2 think about on teh shite gmae. rlly, itz fukin crap

also u herd of teh theory dat SEihou World iz sumhow connectd 2 giensokyah,

le Windows 98?
fukoff n00b

dat oldr pc rivling IBM or sum shit goin off in 90s jpn?
u mean teh PC-98 wanker fggt,

EVERY 2HU FAN MUST KNOW OF TEH PC-98, ITZ TRADITN N SHIT

oui luv 2 doo teh pc98!!!!!!!!!! but honestly idfk wtfs happening. orignnly, thcrap waz gettin spprt of xJeePx or sumthin, but he finishd hackin pc98 other dank weed n stuf, n he went 4 a trip 2 makai n nevr returnd. u see a "All doubts about ReC98 have been removed" in teh site notice? sum shits bin happenin 4 months on tryna hack teh pc versn of snes, so u bettr b thankful summthins goin off mufrfukr.

gay 2hu gmaes dat shud b officializd by zun?
fuk nos

admins @ thcrap aint gunna waste time wif 2hu hentai, supr marisa world, thmufr, ctc, moedan, mugen, marine benefic, 2hu football, pokemon 2hu n all othr shit liek dat. howevr, oui WILL spprt eny fngme if u provide teh code!

teh code we expect iz so fukin hard 2 learn idf undrstnd eny of it ykno im so fukn hi rite now. sumthin about "injection"? i think they want u to inject crack in2 2hus n shit.

a game i creatd dat no1 gifs a fuk bout?
stfu nbdy want's 2 plai ur gam of raymoo chuting da girlz n havin sex but if u rilly want 2 transl8 here den us jason diff or fuckin polish 4mat nobudy uderstans jus copy wut we do lol

den write a letr to our https://thpatch.net/w/logos/discord.png dicsord or https://thpatch.net/w/logos/facebook.png boomr soshel meatia


 * its a wiki dumbass so ppl can tr011 ur transl8shins n u gotta use so ppl can coppee da teckst
 * we do imgs 2 but we dont want 2 host ur 1000 hentai sprits just bc haz sum text on it

anythinz zun haz touchd?
omg lololol iz zun ur senpai?? thcrap iz 4 real 2hus b zun, not fngames n othr bollcks zun may've touched upon fggt!

dat zed, MiMG wuld b an awesum game 2 spprt, SHINKIIIIIZ IN DAT GAME!!!!!!!!! N HER THEME WAS COMPSD B ZUUUUUNNN!!!! #shinki

non-2hu?
fuk me dats a ton of work. who dafuq wanna try n translate EVERY FUKIN SINGLE JAPANESE GAME N MAKE THCRAP RECOGNISE EM?!?!? bro, that's verry deep shit, n seems liek a lot of work. u'd really hav 2 quit ur job or ur plazment @ uni if u wanna spend a lot of shit time doing dat crap m8

in fact fuk it thcrap shud bcum "Hentai Patch Center" n focus purely on generl hentai n shit

k thx 4 rdin bye