Mysteryland Mysteries: Melissa Story

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The mystery in which Melissa follows her nose.
Written by Splashman.

Stage 1

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Marisa

#10@60A'right, lessee what we got out here...

Marisa

#10@61It's dark, it's creepy, and somehow it smells like someune's havin' bad BBQ.

Marisa

#10@62Don't tell me that Pa came all the way for a visit. That'd be embarassin'.

Marisa

#10@63Anyway, let's jus' follow my nose as always and go find the smelly culprit.

Rumia enters

Rumia

#10@103Who're you calling smelly?!

#10@104Littlest Darkly Blacky Shadows

Marisa

#10@104Woah, here's the culprit? That was fast! Hold on a sec, will ya? *sniff sniff*

Rumia

#10@105Ew, get away from me you weirdo!

Marisa

#10@106Hmm... nope, it's not comin' from you. But ah do smell sumethin' from you... what is dat?

Lights On, Lights Off

Rumia

#10@107I smell very nice, like darkness!

Marisa

#10@108Darkness smells like rubber duckies? Huh, who knew...?

Rumia defeated

Marisa

#11@60Ah, nothing beats a good ol' fashioned rubby ducky beatin'. ...ah mean, monstar huntin'.

Marisa

#11@60But now let's follow that smell. Cuz ah've got a nose like a bloodhound.

Stage 2

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Daiyousei enters
Daiyousei defeated

Marisa

#10@60Huh, preddy sure the smell was coming from over there, but in this mizzle ah can't see a darned thang.

Marisa

#10@61Ah well, nothing goes past this nose. "Ah'm a bloodhound on the roaaaad~"

Marisa

#10@62*sniff sniff* Wait, whuzzat?

Marisa

#10@63Could it be? Izzat the... smell of villainy?!

Cirno enters
Freezing Fairy

#10@93Freckly Freezer Fiend Snowy Susie

Cirno

#10@93AHAHAHAHA! That's right, it's me! I'm the villain. I DID IT! (Whatever it was)

Marisa

#10@94Great, that saves me some time. So, what didya do?

Cirno

#10@95Uh... you know. "That". The villainy thing.

Marisa

#10@96So, yer responsible for the bad BBQ smell around 'ere? ...ya do smell like popsicle, though.

Cirno

#10@97That's right, it's my newest, greatest, most heineous plan ever conceived!

(heh heh she said "heiny")

Marisa

#10@98Never heard that ya can BBQ a popsicle... Bet let's give it a try!

Cirno defeated

Marisa

#11@60...well, that didn't work. Ew, now my hands're all sticky with molten popsicle.

Marisa

#11@61Let's go ask the cafe over there for sum paper towel. And bother them for a cold, caffeenated beverage.

Stage 3

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Hong Meiling enters

???

#12@60Aia, customel is lude! Fly away please!

(das racis)

Marisa

#12@180Hey, yer the rude one 'ere! Ah jus asked for a coke.

Hong Meiling exits
Hong Meiling enters

???

#10@60Customel go away, please. We not open today.

Marisa

#10@61Ye're closed today? ...could've told me that from the start.

#10@63Kickwando Guardian Karate Karen

Meiling

#10@62Ah... solly, I folgot to say. See, I'm new at job.

Marisa

#10@64New? Ah'm pretty sure I saw ya servin' this place before. Didn't ya use to be a waitress?

Meiling

#10@65Not anymole. Mistress got angly at me blaking things. So now I guald place.

Marisa

#10@67Ahh, so yer some kind of bouncer at this high-fashioned establishment?

Meiling

#10@69That's light. Now go away.

Marisa

#10@70Not 'till you fetch me an ice cold coke.

Meiling

#10@71I told you, I'm the guald hele! And coke hele is only selved hot, in tea cup.

Karatetaekwonkungfu Action

Marisa

#10@72Say WHAAAA?! HOT COKE?! How barbaric!

(yay, jojo!)

Meiling

#10@74...customel no likey? But is vely yummy and good against cold.

Hong Meiling defeated

Marisa

#11@61Looks like the smell is comin' around the back. Good thing I'm a natural sneaker.

Meiling

#11@62Customel, wait. No go there! That's staff only ently!

Stage 4

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Koakuma enters
Koakuma defeated

Marisa

#10@60Woah! Looks like I've hit the mother load here!

Marisa

#10@61This is like the second biggest library I've seen in mah whole life.

Patchouli Knowledge enters
Miss Memory's Lovely Battle

???

#10@91Second biggest?

Marisa

#10@92Well there was this weird dream I've had once...

#10@94Book Master of Low Imagination Mimosa Memory

Patchouli

#10@93Please don't compare my proud collection to mere dreams.

Marisa

#10@95Anyway, your library isn't too shabby either. Beats mine by a mile at least. Literally.

Patchouli

#10@96Why, thank you. It's rare to see literate people these days.

Marisa

#10@97Ya could use some light in 'ere, though. Watcha readin' there anyway?

Patchouli

#10@98This? Oh, this is nothing. I just started re-reading some Jules Verne.

Marisa

#10@99Who? ...oh, that French guy.

Patchouli

#10@100Do you like novels too? I'm sure you must've read everything by him.

Marisa

#10@101Ehh, kinda. Must be nice if ya like science fiction, but...

Patchouli

#10@102Say, on a scale of ten Asimovs, how would you rate 20 Leagues?

Marisa

#10@103Listen, ah completely grew out of fiction a while ago. Don't ya have any real science literature around ‘ere?

Patchouli

#10@104...academic section is in the back. Wayyy in the back. Better bring a flash light with you.

Patchouli Knowledge defeated

Marisa

#11@61I'll be takin' this, and this one and... Oh my GOSH, an original 1632 Galileo print!?

Patchouli

#11@62...take it, whatever. I've got at least four of those.

Stage 5

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Sakuya Izayoi enters

???

#12@60Aw geeeez, how did you get in here?!

???

#12@150If this keeps up, I'll be late for baseball!

Sakuya Izayoi exits
Sakuya Izayoi enters

???

#10@60You again? Don't you get that we're closed today?

Marisa

#10@61Yep, dat's what yer bouncer said too. But ah'm not a customer anyway.

Marisa

#10@62Ah just couldn't help but notice a peculiar smell from this castle here...

#10@65Youth League Waitress Iris Nightflower

Sakuya

#10@64*sniff sniff* ...I don't smell anything.

Marisa

#10@66Bullcrud, it smells like a bad BBQ out there! And it's coming right from this 'ere restaurant!

Sakuya

#10@67Oh, that?

Sakuya

#10@68Never mind that. That's nothing.

Marisa

#10@70...really. Then why're ya closed today?

Sakuya

#10@70I don't think that's any of your business now, or is it?

Marisa

#10@72Sure is, if yer causin' a heck of a smell out there. What're ya tryin' to do? Make people not come here?

Sakuya

#10@73If we did, it doesn't look like it's working. Since you're here.

Marisa

#10@75Well, ah'm a special case. Ah'm like a bloodhound... who's found its target.

Sakuya

#10@76In that case, I might just as well do my duty and shoo out the stray doggy.

Marisa

#10@78Heey, I'm not a stray! You know how well-trained bloodhounds even are?!

the Tomboyish Cafe Song

Sakuya

#10@79On second thought, since you're so interested in blood, you might have some use for the mistress...?

Sakuya

#10@81I've changed my mind. You won't get away from me!

Marisa

#10@83Uh... I wasn't planning to, but okay. Wha'ddya want with me?

Sakuya

#10@85I will test you whether you're suited to be mistresses' new Vice-Chief waitress!

Marisa

#10@87Huh? You wanna hire me? Like, for a part-time job?

Sakuya

#10@89Oh no, not exactly. The job is... ETERNAL PART TIME!

Sakuya Izayoi defeated
  • If playing on Easy

Marisa

#13@61Pheww, you sure know how to pack a punch, unlike that ex-waitress bouncer of yours.

Sakuya

#13@62Now you understand how tough a waitresses job is.

Marisa

#13@64Sure do. Oh well, better quit while I still can.

Sakuya

#13@65Really? Ugh, there goes my temporary staff...

Bad Ending #2
  • If playing on Normal or a higher difficulty level

Marisa

#11@61...so am I hired now?

Sakuya

#11@63That didn't go as I planned. Oh well, follow me...

Stage 6

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Sakuya Izayoi enters

Sakuya

#12@60Hold on, I was supposed to lead you to the kitchen, not directly to the mistresses' bedroom!

Marisa

#12@150Wait, what? But it smells like my grampa's soggy old boots in 'ere!

Sakuya Izayoi defeated

Marisa

#10@60This is definitely it. This is where the smell's comin' from.

Marisa

#10@61And here I thought it'd lead me to the kitchen, but now it looks like I have'ta intrude on some young lady's privacy.

Remilia Scarlet enters

#10@243Southern Scarlet Moon Remi O'Hara

Remilia

#10@242Quite so... and since you're so interested in the smells, oi have caught yours the moment you stepped inside our cafe.

Marisa

#10@244...I took a shower just this mornin' tho.

Remilia

#10@245You reek of lowly birth. ...Like peasantry.

Remilia

#10@246And cattle. How well fitting for a human like you.

Marisa

#10@248I'll have ya know, farmin' is one tough and honest work!

Marisa

#10@249Well, not that I care about that stuff anymore, since I'm in the magic business now, but whatever.

Marisa

#10@250Anyway! About that smell!

Marisa

#10@251Ye're gonna tell me right now, what the heck is going on in this so-called cafe of yours!!

Remilia

#10@253... Garlic Burgers.

Marisa

#10@254Say wha?

Remilia

#10@256Oi've had this idea for a new grand new recipe. One that would finally do good riddance with that pesky weakness of mine.

Marisa

#10@258Ye're weak against burgers? But beef is so tasty.

Remilia

#10@259Oi'm weak against garlic, ya darn fool! Can't you tell a vampire when you see one?!

Marisa

#10@261Gee, sorry ma'am. Not my fault if it's so dark. Ah don't see pretty much nuthin' in 'ere.

Remilia

#10@263

Remilia

#10@264

Marisa

#10@265

The Head of the O'Hara Cafe

Remilia

#10@266

Marisa

#10@267

Marisa

#10@268

Remilia

#10@270

Remilia

#10@271

Marisa

#10@273

Remilia

#10@274

Remilia Marisa

#10@275

Remilia Scarlet defeated
  • If player continued
Bad Ending #2
  • If player didn't continue
Marisa-AEnding #5
Marisa-BEnding #6