Mysteryland Mysteries 2: Rachel's Story

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The mystery, in which Rachel beats up a weather woman, gets a horrible cold and no tea.
Written by Splashman.

Stage 1

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Reimu

#0@60Maaan... *clatter* I knew I should've worn an extra pair of socks today...

Reimu

#0@61But why should I even? Spring is wayyy overdue!

Reimu

#0@62Did the weathermen forget to update the chart?

Letty Whiterock enters

Letty

#0@102For your information, we don't actually make the weather. We only make predictions about it.

#0@113Weather Forecaster Coldette Snowball

Reimu

#0@113Okay then, gimme an accurate prediction.

Letty

#0@114There's a frosty cold front hanging right above our heads, the barometer is diving, and the flakes are flying.

Reimu

#0@115That's what you already said yesterday, and the day before that, and the WHOLE MONTH!

Letty

#0@116Not accurate enough for you? How's this? The little rat definitely sees a shadow.

Reimu

#0@117I'll make you see your own shadow if you don't stop this Arctic Express right now!

Letty

#0@118Last time, little missy: I don't work for public transport! I'm in the weather making business.

Stay Frosty

Reimu

#0@119Good, that's all I wanted to hear. Then let's fire you at once.

Letty Whiterock defeated

Reimu

#1@60Whew, now I'm all warmed up.

Reimu

#1@60...but wait, when did they ever switch the weather forecast for the morning gymnastics program?

Stage 2



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Reimu

#0@60Eesh, now where did I wander off to again?

Reimu

#0@61In this darn snow all the roads look the same.

Chen enters

???

#0@101Indeed, and this is the end of the road!

#0@102Cat-scratch Fever Kitty Catherine

Reimu

#0@102End of the road?... Guess I'll have to turn around and take another road then.

Chen

#0@103Nuh-uh. All roads end in this village.

Reimu

#0@104That seems highly implausible, not to mention geographically impossible.

Chen

#0@105Actually there's a very plausible explanation for it. You see, when snow falls here and hides the roads beyond recognition...

Reimu

#0@106Hold that thought...

Reimu

#0@107I remember this place... This is Kitty Village!

Reimu

#0@108I remember when my family took me here as a kid! That kitty litter was so cuuute~ <3

Chen

#0@109That is true, we only breed the cutest little fuzzballs here.

Reimu

#0@110Sadly our own cat passed away a while ago. Mind if I adopt one or two of yours right now?

Chen

#0@111Adoptingthewhatnow?

The Furry Fury (shreds your homework)

Chen

#0@112Lady, our creatures here live in freedom and will never end up in human slavery!

Reimu

#0@113Oh my, not slavery. I just wanna post videos of them. Look, here's my camera. Do something funny!

Chen defeated

Reimu

#1@60ah- aah-... ATCHOO!!

Reimu

#1@60*sniff*... Am I getting a cold now or did I suddenly develop a cat allergy?

Stage 3



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Reimu

#0@60*sniff* My nose is dripping and now it's getting dark.

Reimu

#0@61What a horrible night to have a cold.

Alice Margatroid enters

???

#0@101Izzat so? By chance, won't you accept a nice hot cuppa tea then?

#0@102Puppeteer of Rainbow Nonsense Allison Wanderland

Reimu

#0@102Ho gee, thanks. That'd be very nice. (Though I'm more of a cocoa person).

(I'd let her say coffee, but y'know. 4kids. and 14 is still a bit young to drink coffee.)

Alice

#0@103Anything at all for an old friend.

Reimu

#0@104Er... do I know you?

Alice

#0@105I can't tell. Do you know me?

Reimu

#0@106Maybe I should, but does that mean you know me? Should you know me at all?

Alice

#0@107If you can't tell whether I know you, you can't know if you know me. Therefore, we know each one another.

Reimu

#0@108That doesn't make any sense... Anyway, is that cocoa ready? (or tea, whatever)

Alice

#0@109Hot tea will go splendid with some scones and cherry confectionery.

Reimu

#0@110Okay fine, gimme already. I'm freezing here~ But wait... what did you just say?

Reimu

#0@111Cherry confectionery? You mean like Cherry Candy?

Alice

#0@112The most marvellous sweetness to the gum there is. Can't 'ave a tea party without them.

Reimu

#0@113You mean THAT candy? That used to grow on our trees in springtime?

Alice

#0@114Absolutely the same.

Reimu

#0@115...I gotta go.

Alice

#0@116Oi.

Behind Mirrors ~ The Girl who had a Precious Thing

Alice

#0@117Surely you won't leave me 'ere without 'aving at least one nice hot cuppa tea first?

Reimu

#0@118Well, I'd stay! But you prepare your stupid tea as slowly as I can count all digits of PI!

Alice

#0@119Oh my, how uncouth. We won't be 'aving any pie 'ere, my dear.

Alice

#0@120It will be just you, me, some scones, cherry confectionery, and a nice, good, long and very hot cuppa tea...

Alice Margatroid defeated

Reimu

#1@60There! Now you can take your tea and stick it in... ...huh? What's that in my pocket?

Reimu

#1@61What're those candy wrappers doing in there?

Alice

#1@62Pray tell old friend, 'ave you gathered them without the slightest notion?

Reimu

#1@63I dunno? I mean, why would I even wanna do that?

Stage 4

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Reimu

#0@60So as I was saying...

Reimu

#0@61Why in the world would cherry candy wrappers end up in my pocket?

Reimu

#0@62...

Reimu

#0@63...

Reimu

#0@64This is the part where usually someone shows up with a good answer.

Lunasa Prismriver enters

???

#0@105Ohaälatz? Mir hei es bsüechli?

(Oh deary me, we have a visitor?

(once we have the new patches in place, we can insert these translator's notes directly in the game))

#0@106Stringing Phenomenon Viola Musicgeist

Lunasa

#0@106Dis isch ja wungerprächtig!

(Oh, how absolutely wonderful!)

Lunasa

#0@107Mir sing auä grad fertig wordä mitäm üäbä... u si itze faschte sowiit fürdi gross voorschtellig.

('Cause we just finished practicing and are now almost ready for the big performance.)

Reimu

#0@138...uh, what? Once more from the top? In English please?

Lunasa

#0@139...

Reimu

#0@140Hello? Do You Speak English?

Lunasa

#0@141...sorry. I can't good Englisch.

Lunasa

#0@142I am from ze Swiss. ...sorry.

Reimu

#0@143Oh... Switzerland? Uh... nice place, huh? (...gee, this is awkward)

???

#0@144Are ve having kommunikation problems again, liebi schwöschter?

(Dear sister)
Merlin Prismriver enters
Lyrica Prismriver enters

#0@204Brassing Phenomenon Trumpeta Musicgeist

Merlin

#0@204Wär häsch da überhoup- I mean, who do you have zere anyway?

Lunasa

#0@205Wees o nööd. Gloub si wott üs bim spille zuelosä.

(Dunno, I guess she wants to hear us play.)

#0@206Keyficcient Phenomenon Keyboardia Musicgeist

Lyrica

#0@206Es publikchum? You want to hear us play? That is good!

(An audience?)

Reimu

#0@207What, a musical performance? No, you have the wrong idea-

Reimu

#0@208I mean, I don't have time for this. I gotta find out where our spring went.

Play off! ~ Geister Dreiheit

Lyrica

#0@209We are ze Musikgeist Konzärtorcheschter!~♪ We play now, and you can listen. Good?

Merlin

#0@210You zee, ve vere invited to play at ze Other World. Zere vill be a big Spring Festival, and so we vill perform.

Lunasa

#0@211Du, eigentlech hanig sones gfüehl, die wott üs überhoupt nid zuelosä.

(Y'know, I have the feeling she actually doesn't wanna hear us play.)

Reimu

#0@212A big Spring Festival you say? In the Other World? Am I invited too? Will there be candy?

Merlin

#0@213I sink zere vill be candy, but you're leider not invited. But you can listen to our final rehörsal here. Good?

Reimu

#0@214Can't you play for me later when we're at the festival? I love festivals. I wanna go.

Lunasa

#0@215Jetzt säget doch mau! Was isch mit däre nit guet? Sölli itze spille oder nööd?

(Tell me what's going on! What is it with her? Am I playing now or not?)

Lyrica

#0@216Jä, you can play!~♪ Vill erfoug!

(Good luck!)

Lunasa

#0@217Das hätsch ä grad chönnä säge! Auä das huere'nänglisch...

(Could've told me that from the start! Always with the bloody English...)
Prismriver Sisters defeated

Reimu

#1@60Yay! Now I can go to the festival! There will be spring and candy and music...

Sisters

#1@61Ig ha dir auä grad gseit si wott nööd-Aber sin guet gsi, odr? Schwöschtere please, you're confuzing our guest!

(I already told you she doesn't wanna-But we were good, no?)

Reimu

#1@62Guys, guys! Alright! We can do without the music. That still leaves the spring and candy, I hope.

Stage 5



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Youmu Konpaku enters

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#2@40Ahh, a human has appearred.

???

#2@120Excellent. Très excellent.

???

#2@210If you have any candy wrrappings with you...

???

#2@300...hand zem over toute suite! En-garde!

Youmu Konpaku exits

Reimu

#0@60Somehow I have a bad feeling about this festival.

Reimu

#0@61...and by the way, how long do these stairs go? Did the Aztecs build this place?

Youmu Konpaku enters

???

#0@101I can assurre you, no ancient civilization from yourr worrld had any hand in building zis palace.

#0@102Suave Spectre En-garde Spooky Sandra

Youmu

#0@102As a matterr of fact, no living perrson has everr climbed zese stairrs before.

Reimu

#0@103Then who built it? ...please don't tell me it was Aliens?

Youmu

#0@105Zis here is indeed L'autre Dimension, but of ze Earrthly kind.

Reimu

#0@106Ohh, THAT Other Dimension? The one where we all have to go someday?

Youmu

#0@108*Dingdingding!* We have a winnerr!

Reimu

#0@109Cool. What prize did I win?

Reimu

#0@110I hope it's a free entrance pass to your festival and a bowl of candy.

Youmu

#0@111An invitation to ourr festivall is not something you can win.

Reimu

#0@112Then how do I get in? I also have urgent business there, you know.

Youmu

#0@113It haz to come to you naturally. I zink you know exactly what I mean.

Youmu

#0@114In any case, beating up our musical ensemble is definitely not the way...

Youmu

#0@115And how did you brreak through our gate anyway? It waz supposed to be superr well guarrded.

Reimu

#0@116Say, your giant marshmellow looks really tasty. Mind if I take a bite?

Youmu

#0@117You may not! ...and ce n'est pas un marshmellow!

Reimu

#0@118Alright. Then how about you give back the cherry candy you stole from us?

Youmu

#0@119We did not steal zis candy. We only borrowed it.

Youmu

#0@120Soon, our magnifique Saccharine Candacy will reach ze full bloom.

Youmu

#0@121All zat's needed now is ze wrappers for ze finale touch.

Youmu

#0@122...and ze candy paradise will come to fruition, for all ze people in ze world to enjoy.

Reimu

#0@123...are you really sure that's not a marshmellow?

Youmu

#0@124Are you even listening to moi?

Youmu

#0@125I vill now cut open your pockets. Zen I can take your wrappers and fulfill my duty.

Reimu

#0@126Please don't do that, all the stuff I carry will fall out.

Youmu

#0@127Zat iz also my full intention.

Reimu

#0@128If you take one slash to my pockets, I'll bite your marshmellow.

Two Soft Things with Two Sharp Blades ~ How many?

Youmu

#0@129I told you it iz not a marshmellow! It iz the spectrrall manifestation of my great, great, great, great, great, great

Youmu

#0@130...great, great grrandfather! And now you taste ze techniques he taught me! En-garde!

Youmu Konpaku defeated

Reimu

#1@60Ew, you're right. This doesn't taste like marshmellow at all. More like styrofoam.

Reimu

#1@61Anyway, what do you want with our candy? Isn't it free for everyone to pick?

Youmu

#1@62It iz my Madame Betty who wants to see the candy in full bloom zis year.

Youmu

#1@63But for some rreason she needs more than just a rripe trree. She wants a huge trruckload of candy.

Reimu

#1@64Won't you get a massive stomache ache from eating that?

Stage 6

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Youmu Konpaku enters

Youmu

#2@40If you step any further...

Youmu

#2@120...ze Madame will get very angry!

Reimu

#2@210That's allright, I'm getting pretty angry myself here.

Youmu Konpaku defeated

Reimu

#0@60Man, really! Cold feet, secret language musicians, stolen candy, bad marshmellows and no tea!

Reimu

#0@61Someone explain to me what's going on!

???

#0@62Please behave yourself when stepping into a stranger's garden.

???

#0@63You're distrubing my pretty butterflies.

Reimu

#0@64!?

Yuyuko Saigyouji enters

???

#0@194If you'd like some tea, I could have Sandra make you some.

#0@195Ghost of Here or There? Betty Butterfly

Yuyuko

#0@195Although it looks like she's in no condition to even hold the leaves right now.

Reimu

#0@196Like said, I'm more of a cocoa person. ...anyway, where was I?

Yuyuko

#0@198Did you come to visit our big Spring Festival?

Yuyuko

#0@199We're almost at capacity, but maybe we can find an empty space for you if we hussle together.

Reimu

#0@200Really? Then I wanna go. Yay~ Spring and candy and music... no wait, music's out.

Yuyuko

#0@202That is what I would say to you, if you were invited, my child.

Reimu

#0@203Oh! Now I remember!

Yuyuko

#0@204What do you remember? Please tell quickly, I've got butteflies to feed.

Reimu

#0@205It's just that I'd rather have a big party at my own place, with spring and candy and music...

Yuyuko

#0@206...

Reimu

#0@207But you stole all our candy wrappers. Without wrappers, the candy can't grow...

Reimu

#0@208Without candy there's no spring. And no spring means no party. Please give it back. All of it.

Yuyuko

#0@209Please just a little bit more. Don't you understand?

Yuyuko

#0@210We just need the leftover wrappers from your pocket. Then our Saccharine Candacy reaches the full bloom.

Reimu

#0@211What is that Saccharine Canacy anyway? Sounds like a tea sweetener.

Yuyuko

#0@212My child, it is the marvellous Monster Tree you see before you.

Yuyuko

#0@213And once it reaches the full bloom, there will be candy for everyone, the whole year!

Reimu

#0@214I see now. That was your whole plan?

Reimu

#0@215As far as I understand the candy only grows in springtime.

Reimu

#0@216So you want to make them available even in Summer, Fall and Winter?

Yuyuko

#0@217You truly are the bright one, my child. Surely you are delighted by my wonderful plan.

Reimu

#0@218Not really. I mean I like the candy and all, but...

Yuyuko

#0@219The perfect bloom keeps the candy flourishing forever. And I will send them to your world whenever you want.

Reimu

#0@220Please don't interrupt me...

Yuyuko

#0@221I just want to make a nice gift to you.

Reimu

#0@222Will you listen when people talk! I don't want the candy to grow the whole year!

Yuyuko

#0@223Oh? ...but I thought you like them.

Reimu

#0@224I do, and sure it's kinda dumb that they only grow in springtime.

Reimu

#0@225...but isn't that the special thing about it? Isn't it something you look forward to after a long, cold winter?

Yuyuko

#0@226I don't believe that is for you alone to decide.

Yuyuko

#0@227In any case, my dear child...

Yuyuko

#0@228I will make sure that you can visit our festival after all.

Yuyuko

#0@229In a moment, I will make a pretty butterfly out of you.

Reimu

#0@230No thanks, a monster hunting butterfly will look stupid.

Yuyuko

#0@231We will have a magnificent time. You can feed on all the nectar you want.

Yuyuko

#0@232And I can teach you how to dance with the wind, which blows through this marvellous blooming tree.

Reimu

#0@233Allright, that's it. Playtime's over.

Reimu

#0@234Gimme back the candy. Right now.

Taste Sweetly, Bright Red Bonbons ~ Wrapping of Life

Yuyuko

#0@235Didn't your parents tell you never to take candy from a stranger?

Reimu

#0@236My parents told me to beat up such strangers.

Yuyuko

#0@237Oh my, what a rampant upbringing you must have had.

Reimu Yuyuko

#0@238Back under the flowers, you candy thieving ghost! Feed on the flowers, my little rampant butterfly!

  • If player continued
Bad Ending #1
  • If player didn't continue
Reimu-AEnding #4
Reimu-BEnding #5