Mysteryland Mysteries 5: Melissa's Extra

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Kanako Yasaka enters

Kanako

#0@28Young lady... Where do you think you're going?

Kanako

#0@152This is a restricted area. Off limits to unauthorized personel!

Kanako Yasaka defeated

Marisa

#1@34Off limits, huh? Shouldnt've said dat.

Marisa

#1@38Don't she know I'm a natural trespasser?

???

#1@42Well, well, well. Who do we have here?

Suwako Moriya enters

???

#1@110If it ain't the Miss Witchcraft who put my shrewd sis-in-law in her well-earned place.

Marisa

#1@118Dat's me, the reputable place putter. And who's you? Her desk jockey?

<Boss title>

Suwako

#1@126I'm Hoppa Swamps. The actual founder of this so-called business.

Marisa

#1@134Wha?... I thought the sign on your door goes Blowhard Constructions in huge and bloated letters.

Suwako

#1@142And the fine print below really says: Blowhard & Swamps: Constructions and Real-estate!

Suwako

#1@150We clearly agreed on a partnership, but that Priscy is always so self-centered.

Marisa

#1@158Izzat so... Uh, I really dunno much about dat legal business, but...

Marisa

#1@166In other words, it's like when ah let others do the work on a group school assignment, but then ah get all the praise?

Suwako

#1@174Something like that... Anyway, I heard what you did to Sunny.

Marisa

#1@182Sunny?... oh, that school gal. You also gonna chew me out for hanging with her?

Suwako

#1@190Heavens no, why would I do that? My name's not Blowhard.

Suwako

#1@198I'm actually impressed. For the first time in her life someone stood up for her.

Marisa

#1@206Who? Me? Oh, hush. It was nuthin'. I jus' gave her a proper greeting and beat her up a bit.

Suwako

#1@214And that is exactly what my naive little Sunny needs now. Someone to show her the real world, or else she'll never learn.

Marisa

#1@222Ah wouldn't call Myst'ryland the really real world... But sure thang, ah can show'er the deals n' knicks.

Marisa

#1@230Well'en. Nice meeting ya, lil' old lady. Best be goin' now-...

True Founder ~ Theme of Hoppa Swamps

Suwako

#1@238Hold it. I'm not done with you yet.

Suwako

#1@246You've only given Sunny and Priscilla a proper greeting. Now it's my turn.

Marisa

#1@254Well, if ya insist. Greetings and welcome to Myst'ryland. Name's Melissa, I'll be yer tour guide to show ya all the places of interest...

Suwako

#1@262No! Not like that! Show me how you really say "Hello" in Mysteryland!

Suwako

#1@270I want to learn all about your commons here. Show me, and you'll have earned my true respect!

Suwako Moriya defeated

Suwako

#2@38Ahahahahah! I don't believe it! For once in her life, Priscy actually made a right decision!

Marisa

#2@46Care to explain? Ah don't quite follow.

Suwako

#2@54Well, her plan was to move shop from the hectic city to a calm and rural mountain life.

Suwako

#2@62But of all places to go, she opted for Mysteryland? ...the irony is almost delicious.

Marisa

#2@70Speaking of delicious, ain't it almost dinn'r time?

Suwako

#2@78Allright, it's settled. We'll stay here. Sunny and Priscy and me, all three of us.

Marisa

#2@86Are ya meaning to say, ya didn't really wanna come 'ere?

Suwako

#2@94Me and Sunny were absolutely against it, but that Priscilla never listens and just packed our stuff.

Marisa

#2@102She ain't the best decision maker, ain't she?

Suwako

#2@110Not in the least. But for some reason, she always gets her jobs done.

Suwako

#2@118Still, this is wonderful! Sunny will be so happy here, and our shop can come back into proper business!

Marisa

#2@126Jus' pray n' hope that yer papers're on the nose. Ah know of a red-white patrol girl who's pretty stingy about it.

Suwako

#2@134I'll just let my business partner take care of that. After all, she's the decision maker around here.

Marisa

#2@142Aaanyway, it's gettin' late. And me pretty hungry.

Marisa

#2@150Unless ya wanna invite me for a nice family reunion dinn'r. Got any steak?

Suwako

#2@158Don't get cocky now.

Suwako

#2@166Sure, we can lay the table for one more, but all we're having is meatloaf. Money's tight, you know.

Marisa

#2@174That'll do. 'Sides, cocky is my middle name. ...or was it Starla?