Th12/Reimu B's Scenario/en-4kids

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Rachel Heartway references Shadow way too much. 

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Chase the Saucer

Reimu

#0@34Whoa... was that a UFO?!

Reimu

#0@42Is this why people've been acting so strange? They remind me of Sh-

Nazrin enters

???

#0@50Hi! Mouse to meetcha!

<Boss-Titel>

Nazrin

#0@122My name's Mousie! I'm the third most famous mouse!

Reimu

#0@130I already know, you don't seem like you rock the mic properly.

Nazrin

#0@138What? I don't what the what properly? I was just looking for cheese. GIVE ME SOME!

Reimu

#0@146Cheese? Aren't you more worried about the UFO?

Teeny, Tiny, Bratty Mousie

Nazrin

#0@154UFO? Don't be silly, there's no UFO!

Nazrin

#0@162All I want is cheese. Cheese, please! Cheese, please!

Reimu

#0@170How far would you go for cheese?

Nazrin

#0@178As far as threatening to eat someone!

Nazrin

#0@186I CHUUUUUse ME!

Nazrin defeated

Reimu

#1@30Chicken's way better than cheese. At least by my standards, that is.

Reimu

#1@38Wait, could Mousie be under the UFO's influence?

Reimu

#1@46Strange, isn't it?

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Laughter Above the Clouds
Kogasa Tatara enters

???

#0@68Hey, what did one rain cloud say to another?

Reimu

#0@76Tell it to me!

???

#0@84Two's company, three's a cloud! Funny joke?

???

#0@92Please! Was it funny? Nobody likes me anymore!

Reimu

#0@100Oh, it's Umbry! How's you?

<Boss-Titel>

The Foldable Untertainer

Kogasa

#0@108I've been sad.

Kogasa

#0@116Nobody likes my jokes anymore.

Kogasa

#0@124It seems that you don't, either...

Reimu

#0@132Do I have to like them?

Kogasa

#0@140I got kicked out of my own Comedy Club. They told me, "Never come back here EVER again!"

Reimu

#0@148I think I know why...

Kogasa

#0@156That's why I've spent the past few days wandering the countryside looking for som-

Reimu

#0@164I know, I know! I'm looking for a UFO!

Kogasa

#0@172Oh! The UFO? Definitely! They kicked me out right after it appeared!

Kogasa Tatara defeated

Kogasa

#1@30Please, laugh!

Reimu

#1@38I know how to make people laugh.

Kogasa

#1@46*sob sob* Teach me your ways, Rachel!

Reimu

#1@54HEY! THE UFO'S LANDING IN FRONT OF ME! I'm gonna go board it. Bye, Umbry!

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Ship out in the Blue
Ichirin Kumoi enters

???

#2@30Aha! Seems like our UFO is gathering a real following!

Reimu

#2@38Our? Could you explain?

???

#2@46I'm Imagynne, and this is Bro. We wanted people to support us.

Ichirin Kumoi defeated

???

#3@30Holey moley! To think that my brofist didn't scare you away...

Reimu

#3@38So this is a UFO? I know Sammi would love this.

Ichirin Kumoi exits

Reimu

#3@76There she goes.

Ichirin Kumoi enters

???

#0@68So you're back? Huh. I guess running away wasn't the right choice.

Reimu

#0@76I just wanna know what the UFO is for!

???

#0@84It's just a publicity stunt.

???

#0@92We refurbished a UFO on our planet and made it look as good as new.

<Boss-Titel>

Ichirin

#0@100Now my master can roam freely without being jailed again.

Reimu

#0@108Roam freely? Jailed? I don't like the sound of that.

Ichirin

#0@116Don't get in my way! AT ALL!

Reimu

#0@124Wait, so you're an alien? Your master's one?

Ichirin

#0@132Yes, we both are.

Reimu

#0@140I don't want any aliens in Mysteryland!

Ichirin

#0@148...what just came out of that schoolgirl's mouth?

Ichirin

#0@156Bro, are we ready? We're gonna take Rachel down!

Reimu

#0@164What is going on?

Ichirin

#0@172By the way, there's no photographic evidence you can take.

Reimu

#0@180Evidence? Who said I was gonna-

Intergalactic Girl of Secrecy and her Bro

Ichirin

#0@188My Secret Power is to distort any photo of a UFO!

Ichirin Kumoi defeated

Ichirin

#1@30Blurry, shakey, too dark, too bright, corrupted, missing film, SD card lost... all my work.

Reimu

#1@38I honestly think no one will notice. They're too busy acting like Sh-

Ichirin

#1@46Enough! You should be licking the boots of my master!

Reimu

#1@54But she's stepped in mud.

Reimu

#1@62Whatever goes, I'm going in.

Ichirin

#1@70You're going in? Yes!

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Per Hitchhiker to Barnard's Star

Reimu

#0@34This is so dirty! Is this a basement or something?

Reimu

#0@42It's all icky and filled with COBWEBS!

Reimu

#0@50I HATE COBWEBS!

Minamitsu Murasa enters
Captain Debbie

???

#0@58Ohhh, a visitor!

???

#0@130A monster hunter who hates cobwebs.

Reimu

#0@138My name's Rachel. Who're you?

???

#0@146This is the basement of the ship.

Reimu

#0@154Is it a UFO OR NOT?

???

#0@162Don't be too loud! Come onboard!

Reimu

#0@170I'm already on! Who ARE you?

<Boss-Titel>

Minamitsu

#0@178I'm Debbie Drowner, the captain of "The Alienator". Pleased to meet you.

Reimu

#0@186The captain? Huh.

Minamitsu

#0@194Roko see mata saaaaaaaaaa Imalidaaaaaaaaa

Reimu

#0@202Just what the heck is that? Alien language?

Minamitsu

#0@210That's my poetry.

Minamitsu

#0@218We're going to Planet Hissyfits. So wait patiently.

Reimu

#0@226Planet Hissyfits?

Minamitsu

#0@234The place where our Queen resides and rules.

Reimu

#0@242The QUEEN? What is this, a movie by Dis-

Minamitsu

#0@250We need the pendant to awaken her. But where did it go?

Minamitsu

#0@258The Power Lantern seems to have vanished. I'm sure YOU HAVE IT!

Minamitsu Murasa defeated

Minamitsu

#1@30That was a tasty battle, if you will. Very gurg.

Reimu

#1@38Another alien word...

Minamitsu

#1@46Our Queen was sealed long ago by the Galactic Police Force.

Reimu

#1@54Wha?

Minamitsu

#1@62So it's your job to return her to her rightful place.

Reimu

#1@70Debbie! Stop this crazy thing!

Minamitsu

#1@78Planet Hissyfits is awesome, it's a cool hangout with groovy music...and, gosh...you'll see when we're there!

Minamitsu

#1@86Just hang on. We're in hyperspace. Otherwise known as Hipper Space.

Reimu

#1@94Wait a second, are we trapped in hy-

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Somewhere out in Hipper Space
Nazrin enters

Nazrin

#2@30Whaaat? The monster hunter took a hike with us?

Reimu

#2@38It's Mousie! What are you doing here?

Reimu

#2@46Is that the Power Lantern Debbie mentioned? Oh no, the Queen's gonna be revived soon!

Nazrin

#2@54It's for my mistress Shauna. She needs it.

Nazrin

#2@62You know, we also need a pendant.

Nazrin

#2@70Let's test out this power lantern here, then... one, two, three...

Nazrin defeated

Reimu

#0@34So is this Planet Hissyfits? It looks so uncool.

Reimu

#0@42Debbie was so wrong!

Reimu

#0@50Wait, do the brainwashed people see it that way?

Reimu

#0@58HELLO?!

Shou Toramaru enters

???

#0@66Aha! I am the terrific Tiger-Man!

???

#0@138Or should I say Tiger-Woman?

Reimu

#0@146Who are you?

???

#0@154You do not know who I am?

???

#0@162Very well then, I guess you shouldn't belong here! HA!

Reimu

#0@170I haven't visited this place before. You're kinda sounding like Sh-

<Boss-Titel>

Shou

#0@178I am Tiger Shauna! Tiger-Man's biggest fan and follower of the mighty Queen Bea Crane.

Shou

#0@186Now that Mousie recovered my Power Lantern, and with you becoming a new member of our group...

Shou

#0@194...we can finally give our dear Queen a warm welcoming ceremony.

Reimu

#0@202Queen? Welcoming ceremony?

Shou

#0@210I SAID, OUR QUEEN IS BEA CRANE!

Reimu

#0@218Back off, bossy! I'm not even going to say it, as I'll just be interrupted.

Shou

#0@226Our Queen leads the Bee Hive Aliens. This is her domain.

Reimu

#0@234Bee Hive?

Shou

#0@242The people of the Galactic Monster Hunting Force sealed her away long ago, and now she's getting revenge.

Reimu

#0@250Revenge? By brainwashing people?

Shou

#0@258Those foolish humans're getting what they deserve.

Shou

#0@266They don't understand the Bee Hive Aliens are superior to them in every way, shape, and form.

Shou

#0@274She'll use this Power Lantern, pendant, and Laser Beam to brainwash them all.

Shou

#0@282Wouldn't you be angry if you were sealed away for that long?

Reimu

#0@290But she was a bad person. She should be sealed!

Reimu

#0@298You know what? Enough of this nonsense! We're gonna colorblaze instead!

Tyger Tiger, Burning Bright

Shou

#0@306Okay, if that's what you want, then fine.

Shou

#0@314Do what you like.

Shou

#0@322But I'm warning you... I've watched every single episode of Tremendous Tiger-Man!

Shou

#0@330With the moves I've learned from him and my Power Lantern, I will STRIPE YOU DOWN!

Shou Toramaru defeated

Shou

#1@30Dang, I lost! CURSE YOU, RACHEL HEARTWAY!

Reimu

#1@38Hmmmm... curse me? Why for?

Shou

#1@46Actually, scratch that. Thank you. You're helping us revive our Queen.

Reimu

#1@54NO! ARE YOU SAYING...

Shou

#1@62Wear the pendent, JERK!

Reimu

#1@70If it allows me to save humanity and Mysteryland...

Reimu

#1@78and end this nightmare, I WILL!

Shou

#1@86Remember: the Queen can be very stingy. So always act like a bee around her.

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The Hive

Reimu

#0@34Bzzzzz, bzzzzz.

Reimu

#0@42This is getting dark and scary. I don't like it.

Reimu

#0@50Ewwww... what's that sticky stuff? Oh, that's honey.

Reimu

#0@58Kinda creepy hive, isn't it?

Byakuren Hijiri enters

???

#0@66*snap snap* You've reached me,

???

#0@138The queen of Planet Hissyfits, Bea.

Reimu

#0@146It's the Queen! Uhhh, bzzzz, buzz, hi?

???

#0@154My soul throbs. Hello.

Reimu

#0@162Uh, I guess I wanted to ask you, bzzzz, about the humans...

???

#0@170Oh, whata jive.

???

#0@178There aren't any humans left. There're only bees and Bee Hive Aliens.

Reimu

#0@186Who are you, anyways?

<Boss-Titel>

Byakuren

#0@194Name's Bea Crane.

Byakuren

#0@202Long time ago, I had a reign.

Byakuren

#0@210But hey... yeah, you listening? You look and talk like a bee, but aren't you one of those monster hunters?

Byakuren

#0@218Are ya comin' down to put a stop to my beautiful plan, girl?

Reimu

#0@226I just wanted to know if you turned those humans into bees!

Reimu

#0@234And if you sent the UFO and a Laser Beam to Mysteryland.

Byakuren

#0@242Don't be tryin' to reign on my parade, seal me away.

Reimu

#0@250But I want to!

Byakuren

#0@258You JERK! YOU'RE NOTHIN' BUT A PILE OF MUD! LEFT TO ROT AND MELT IN THE SUN!

Byakuren

#0@266BECAUSE THOSE STUPID MONSTER HUNTERS TRAPPED ME ON THIS PLANET, I HAD TO DO IT!

Reimu

#0@274Stop it!

Byakuren

#0@282So I got my revenge and turned them into bees.

Reimu

#0@290A-HA! I knew it! You made everyone act strange!

Byakuren

#0@298I brainwashed them to make them serve me, they became snobby, snotty, and snooty. EheheAHAHAHAHAHA!

Byakuren

#0@306

Byakuren

#0@314

Queen of Cadence ~ Cosmic Colony

Byakuren

#0@322

Reimu

#0@330

Reimu

#0@338

Byakuren

#0@346

Byakuren

#0@354

Byakuren Hijiri defeated
  • If player continued
Bad Ending #%nb%
  • If player didn't continue
Good Ending #%ng%