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Based on the translation from https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Double_Spoiler/Translation/Spoiler?oldid=259959, originally translated by Rukaroa and Tosiaki and licensed under CC-BY-SA 3.0.
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Scene 1
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♪ The Mystery in Your Town
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Aya
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#0@34 Now then, I got a whole bunch of pictures.
Should I be writing the newspaper now?
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Aya
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#0@42 Hm hm, what's with this picture?
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Aya
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#0@50 A pure white picture where the subject
is hidden by the danmaku...
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Aya
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#0@58 That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of.
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Aya
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#0@66 Meh, I can always make up the content
as much as I want.
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Hatate Himekaidou enters
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???
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#0@74 That's as far as you go!
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Aya
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#0@146 Hey, you're...
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???
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#0@154 Since I came out here,
this is also as far as your newspaper will go!
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<Boss title>
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Aya
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#0@162 Aren't you Hatate of the Kakashi Thoughtographic Report?
That delusional newspaper.
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Hatate
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#0@170 Surely yours is the delusional newspaper?
Mine is a thoughtography newspaper.
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Aya
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#0@178 Though that doesn't make a big difference, what does a
puny newspaper's reporter want with me?
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Hatate
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#0@186 Puny newspaper...that arrogance also ends today.
I am declaring war on you!
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Aya
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#0@194 Declaring war, well, the newspaper competition is coming up.
But I won't lose to you.
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Hatate
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#0@202 I won't be doing thoughtography from today on,
I think I'll go out to gather material.
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Aya
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#0@210 You only realized it now?
That's the duty of a reporter.
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Hatate
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#0@218 So I'll secretly take your interviews by
thoughtography for reference.
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Aya
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#0@226 Ah, you realized how wonderful
my materials are.
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Hatate
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#0@234 Your newspaper's subjects are well and good,
but the actual content is hoorrible!
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Hatate
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#0@242 I'll write more interesting articles for the
newspaper competition than that and win!
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Aya
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#0@250 Eh, you mean you're gonna steal my subjects?
I can't allow that! Go find other youkai!
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♪ Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain
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Hatate
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#0@258 The territory for newspapers should be free for all from the start.
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Hatate
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#0@266 There's no need for a newspaper with the bestsubjects bundled
with the worst content.
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Hatate
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#0@274 So I'll eat up the Bunbunmaru Newspaper's articles
and become a competition newspaper (spoiler) reporter! It's a contest!
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Aya
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#0@282 Hmph, fledging!
Watch my photography techniques and be awed!
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Scene 5
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♪ Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain
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Aya
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#1@38 What happened?
Is that your reporter spirit?
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Hatate
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#1@46 I'm not done yet!
Don't you need to catch your breath yourself?
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Aya
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#1@54 I've been hardened by a hundred battles,
to me this is nothing more than a warm up.
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Aya
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#1@62 I'm not like you, holing yourself up
and using thoughtography.
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Hatate
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#1@70 A reporter's talent isn't just to move around.
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Hatate
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#1@78 To create a good interview you need
articles of repeated revisions!
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Aya
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#1@86 Things like an article's content is nothing
before the incident's quality.
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Aya
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#1@94 The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can
satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture!
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Hatate
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#1@102 Then there's no point in writing articles, is there?!
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Aya
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#1@110 If there's a point in writing articles, that is to fill up words.
The number of words is a parameter that show the incident's scope.
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Hatate
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#1@118 Hmph, that's why you never get into
the newspaper competition's rankings.
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Hatate
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#1@126 An article that suits the picture can catch the reader's
interest and bring out the picture's charm even more.
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Aya
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#1@134 You're still green.
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Aya
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#1@142 How many words do you think humans read?
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Aya
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#1@150 For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and
would be satisfied by a little entertainment,
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Aya
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#1@158 and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel
like they know everything about the world,
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Aya
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#1@166 they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the
article and understand its essence.
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Hatate
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#1@174 Then watch me make a newspaper that even
the humans will read the articles!
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Aya
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#1@182 Interesting, show me if you can.
I would like to see the competition newspaper that you come up with.
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Hatate
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#1@190 Hehe, my spoiler articles may surpass
yours and your newspaper will become the competition—
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Hatate
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#1@198 We'll become each other's competition newspaper
and aim for the best!
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