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The mystery, in which Samantha becomes a true hero!
Written by Splashman.
Stage 1
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st01c.msg.jdiff
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Sanae
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#0@34Hmm, is it okay for me to barge into the Other Dimension like that?
...the door was wide open though.
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???
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#0@42Aha. Another visitor.
Stay a while. Stay forever.
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Yuyuko Saigyouji enters
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Yuyuko
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#0@110Sandra! Fetch our guest some hot chocolate, will you!
...blast it, where is that girl off to again?
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Sanae
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#0@118Oh, thank you. I'll take two marshmellows please.
...no wait, what am I saying? I have business with you!
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Yuyuko
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#0@126Sandra could help with marshmellows, but she's not here.
So, how can I help you with?
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Sanae
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#0@134It's about those icky goo-like wants.
They're sticky and icky and cling to one like glue.
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Sanae
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#0@142It seems like they want something from me,
but I can't tell what it is. Do you?
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Yuyuko
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#0@150Icky and sticky you say?
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Yuyuko
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#0@158Hmm, icky and sticky, cling like glue and want something?
Hmmmmmmmm....
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Sanae
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#0@166Uh... only if it's not a bother to you.
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♪ Butterfly Dance
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Yuyuko
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#0@174Thanks, now you made me lose my train of thought...
Oh well, let's dance!
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Yuyuko Saigyouji defeated
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Yuyuko
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#1@30Ahh, now I remember,
about the sticky icky stuff.
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Sanae
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#1@38(What an odd way to freshen up your mind)
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Yuyuko
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#1@46Pardon me?
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Sanae
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#1@54Ahaha, never mind. Anyway, you seem to know about
sticky situations, that's why I came to ask you.
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Yuyuko
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#1@62Well, do you remember the last villainy plot you resolved?
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Yuyuko
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#1@70As far as I've heard, those intruders put up a nice
new Foster Home for Monsters and Aliens...
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Yuyuko
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#1@78But I'm pretty sure they have nothing to do with THIS.
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Sanae
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#1@86Aha, good to know.
...oh wait, was that reverse psychology?
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Stage 2
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st02c.msg.jdiff
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Sanae
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#0@34It's still early in the morning...
I almost feel bad for intruding here.
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Sanae
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#0@42Let's just be nice and quiet
so I'm not distrubing anyone.
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???
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#0@50Someone say "morning"?!
Thanks for reminding me!
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Kyouko Kasodani enters
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???
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#0@118RING RING RING!!
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!
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Sanae
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#0@126Ah, it's that sweeping girl from before.
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Sanae
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#0@134Shhhh~
Be quiet!
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Sanae
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#0@142You'll wake up everyone if you make such a ruckus!
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Kyouko
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#0@150Well duh, that's my species. And my middle name.
I'm Roaring Ruckus Ronda.
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Kyouko
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#0@158Besides, morning wakeups are my main duty here.
And sweeping. That's also my main duty.
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Sanae
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#0@166That sounds a lot like my duties at home.
Aunt Priscilla has an incredible alarm clock collection.
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Kyouko
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#0@174Oh and I'm also a pretty good impressionist.
Wanna hear my alarm klaxon imitation?
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Sanae
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#0@182Eh?... oh no, waitwaitwaait!
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♪ Sweep and Roar
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Kyouko
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#0@190Hope you brought your earmuffs with you!
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Kyouko Kasodani defeated
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Kyouko
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#1@30A-WOOOGA~ A-WOOOGA~!!
INTRUDER ALERT!!
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Sanae
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#1@38Allright allright, I believe you!
You truly have a talent at bursting people's eardrums.
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Kyouko
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#1@46But it seems like no one here really recognizes my talent.
I don't see anyone swarming the place here yet, do you?
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Sanae
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#1@54Swarming... oh, that reminds me.
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Kyouko
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#1@62What what?
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Sanae
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#1@70Have you seen anything icky swarming the place here lately?
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Kyouko
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#1@78Oh yeah, those sticky things? I gave em a good SHOUT!
And drove them away to our cemetery!
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Sanae
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#1@86You did? Then I'll better go and check it out.
(wait, why would the Foster Home have a cemetery?)
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Kyouko
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#1@94Driving intruders away by yelling really loud
is another one of my duties after all...
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Sanae
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#1@102She sure seems to get a lot of milage out of her talent.
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Stage 3
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st03c.msg.jdiff
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Kogasa Tatara enters
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Sanae
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#2@34Hey, I remember you...
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Kogasa
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#2@42Ah! Long time no see!
How nice of you to drop in.
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Kogasa
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#2@50I'd love to shower you with my new comedy material,
but actually I need your help again.
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Kogasa
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#2@58There's something totally icky back there
which gives me a flood of creeps!
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Kogasa
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#2@66Could you be a dear and drench it out?
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Sanae
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#2@74Something icky to drench out? ...that must be it.
Don't worry, I'll take care of it at once!
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Sanae
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#2@82...uh, could you move out of my way please?
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Kogasa Tatara defeated
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Boss battle
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Sanae
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#0@34Guess Miss Umbry couldn't help but deluge me
with her new material after all.
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Sanae
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#0@42Anyway, is this where she saw the icky goo-likes?
I don't see any here?
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???
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#0@50RAWRAWRAWW!
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Yoshika Miyako enters
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???
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#0@118As horror looks you right between the eyes,
you're paralyzed!
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Sanae
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#0@126Ah! Something icky and goo-like showed up!
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Yoshika
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#0@134The foulest stench has risen to protect
the funk of forty thousand years!
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Sanae
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#0@142Pheww, you're right. You smell pretty funky.
Are you one of those walking Z-folks that eat brains?
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Yoshika
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#0@150Sort of. I'm mostly content with brain food however.
Always keep your brain fit, or it'll turn into tofu.
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Sanae
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#0@158Yeah, I know. I used to do daily brain training as well,
but then I got bored of yelling "BLUE!" all the time.
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Yoshika
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#0@166...I don't get it.
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Sanae
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#0@174Never mind, what did you say you're protecting here?
Something about age old funk?
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♪ No Brain? No Bother!
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Yoshika
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#0@182That's right. Funk, rock, classical, jazz,
even that rap music which gives them kids brain damage...
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Yoshika
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#0@190Why don't we protect it together? Let's feast on that
juicy tofu brain of yours and turn you into one of us!
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Yoshika Miyako defeated
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Yoshika
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#1@30Murrrghhh~ Grrrhhh~
GRAWRLLL!!
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Sanae
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#1@38Suddenly you don't sound that brainy anymore, huh?
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Yoshika
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#1@46Well it comes with the job of belonging
to the Army of the Living Not-living!
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Sanae
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#1@54That's another way to say it.
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Sanae
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#1@62Still, I already stopped an Alien invasion,
so I'm sure dealing with your kind would be a no-brainer.
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Yoshika
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#1@70Don't get a head of yourself!
You'll never turn us into grey matter that easily.
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Sanae
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#1@78Allright, enough with the puns. I've got a job to do.
One that requires a solid cerebrum.
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Yoshika
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#1@86Anything I can help with?
Two heads work better than one.
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Sanae
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#1@94Nah, you can go back under the earth and spend
the next forty thousand years connecting your two synapses.
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Yoshika
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#1@102I will. Gonna chiller tonight.
A-HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!
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Sanae
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#1@110Please don't dance on any graves...
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Stage 4
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st04c.msg.jdiff
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Sanae
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#0@34First a cemetary, and now something
that looks like the entrance to a shady underground club?
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Sanae
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#0@42Maybe my trust in Miss Hissyifts was misplaced after all?
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Seiga Kaku enters
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???
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#0@134yo, bg back there.
what's with the PK?
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Sanae
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#0@142You again?
Don't you have enough already?
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Seiga
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#0@150had to d/c for a sec.
bk now to do some prot for the club.
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Seiga
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#0@158a newb liek u will nvr be as l33t to join.
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Sanae
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#0@166Oh dear, it's one of those onliners.
This is exatcly why I prefer single player games.
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Seiga
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#0@174see? toldya online's 2M2H.
me and my teammate will ttly dom u.
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Seiga
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#0@182cept she's afk atm...
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Sanae
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#0@190(Her partner?
Don't tell me she means that brainless thing.)
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Yoshika Miyako enters
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Yoshika
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#0@198Sorry! I got held up.
Tripped over a gravestone.
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Seiga
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#0@206ah, wb!
rdy 2 get boss?
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Sanae
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#0@214Oh no, you're joining too?
I thought I told you to stay down.
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Seiga
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#0@222y/r, she'll nvr stay down with that
insta rez häx i gave her!
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♪ FTW: For The Wicked
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Seiga
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#0@230rite, let's torch this newb!
2v1 ftw!
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Sanae
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#0@238Don't you think two versus one is unsportly?
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Seiga
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#0@246u mad scrub? u alrdy pk'd us early game!
now it's payback!
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Seiga Kaku and Yoshika Miyako defeated
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Seiga
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#1@30wat r u...?
how can a newb be so imba?
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Sanae
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#1@38Just because I prefer single player,
doesn't mean I can't handle online either.
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Seiga
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#1@46well, u'r pretty beast.
with ur mad lvl, u could even resc the DJ.
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Sanae
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#1@54Resc the DJ?
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Sanae
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#1@62Is there someone who needs rescuing?
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Seiga
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#1@70ZOMG u haven't herd?
Princess Awesome is in teh deep fail!
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Seiga
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#1@78I alrdy tried 2 zone in myself,
but the mobs holding her r 2 aggro.
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Seiga
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#1@86but AFAIK, those icky jerries know xactly were shes @.
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Sanae
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#1@94So they really hold a Princess captured in this club?
That's no good.
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Seiga
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#1@102how bout doing some F1 in there?
I can noclip u right thru the wall.
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Sanae
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#1@110It's hard to understand just one word
of what you're saying, but...
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Sanae
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#1@118If someone behind that wall needs my help, I'll do it!
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Seiga
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#1@126GL2UHF!
just BBL so we can have a rematch.
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Sanae
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#1@134TY, but NT.
Like I told you, I prefer offline.
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Stage 5
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st05c.msg.jdiff
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Sanae
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#0@34Melissa was right after all.
Mysteryland really does have everything.
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Sanae
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#0@42To think that someone would build
such a monumental club underground...
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???
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#0@46Ahh, what moves hither?
I feeleth the presence of another.
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Mononobe no Futo enters
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???
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#0@114Explain thyself.
Art thou friend or foe?
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Sanae
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#0@122Here they come... is this the main villain?
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Futo
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#0@130Who art thou to calleth myself a person of vain?
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Sanae
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#0@138I am Sunnyday Samantha. Super popula-...
I mean, Super School Girl Monster Hunter!
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Futo
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#0@146Doth she quote, a superb pupil what practiceth
the slaying of the abnormal?
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Futo
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#0@154Before thine eyes,
thou seeth a maester of ye olde arts and the new.
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Futo
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#0@162The keepsguard of cultures that guideth us from
foregone eons to future past.
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Sanae
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#0@170Okay, that's nice.
Are you the one holding the Princess captive?
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Futo
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#0@178...captive?
Oh mine, thou art gravely mistaken.
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Sanae
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#0@186Actually, the case seems pretty clear for me.
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Sanae
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#0@194Someone told me there's a captured princess in this tower.
So I came to rescue her.
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♪ Adapt and Improvise
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Futo
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#0@202If this sounds as truth to thine ears,
then be as it may.
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Futo
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#0@210It shall create a narrative of most profoundness.
A tale of tragedy to be sung lifetimes hereafter.
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Futo
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#0@218Make thineself the heroine of this tale,
and find thine tragic end at mine villanous hands!
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Mononobe no Futo defeated
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Futo
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#1@30Egads, thou hast laid defeat on me!
T'was not foreseeable.
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Sanae
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#1@38Yeah it was. I'm the heroine, like you said.
And heroes always win!
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Futo
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#1@46But arn't tales as those of the mundane kind?
Art tragic ends not of greater remembrance?
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Futo
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#1@54...oh well, thou art your own poet.
So what shall be written as the finale act?
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Futo
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#1@62Will the heroine slay the beastly dragon
and set free the gallant princess at last?
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Sanae
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#1@70Weren't you the dragon here?
All that's left now is getting her out of there, right?
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Sanae
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#1@78And those icky sticky wanty things
will show me where you've hidden her.
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Futo
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#1@86A-ha! Doth she think the finale shall play out
not with combat, but with onset and wit?
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Futo
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#1@94Then make haste! Let the beacon of craving entities
guide her to the resolution!
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Futo
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#1@102Onward!
The Princess of Muses awaits thou!
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Futo
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#1@110Now if mine presence may be of excusion.
The finale theatre stage requires mine preparation.
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Sanae
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#1@118What... stage preparations?
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Sanae
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#1@126Am I in some sort of improvised theatre play or what?
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Sanae
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#1@134Hm... better put on my best act then.
Here I come!
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Stage 6
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st06c.msg.jdiff
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Sanae
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#0@34This must be it, the final stage.
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Sanae
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#0@42With so many goo-likes around,
this is definitely where they hold the Princess.
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Sanae
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#0@50But somehow... this all seems too easy.
Is this really how the story concludes?
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Sanae
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#0@58Did I miss something?
Or could this be a trap?!
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???
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#0@62No, you did everything right.
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Toyosatomimi no Miko enters
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???
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#0@130At last, I am released from my eternal bounds.
And thus, the story ends.
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Sanae
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#0@138!?
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???
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#0@146This is where the curtain falls
and we bow to the audience.
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???
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#0@154The only question remains,
is this kind of ending satisfactory to you?
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Sanae
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#0@162...I really don't know.
What is going on?
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???
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#0@170...do you even know
whom you just gave freedom here?
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Sanae
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#0@178Uhh... not exactly, no.
Who are you?
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Miko
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#0@186In the past I was known as The Princess of Muses.
Your world nowadays calls me DJ Awesome.
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Sanae
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#0@194From that old fairy tale?
You're the one Rachel always gushes about?
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Miko
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#0@202Fairy tale? Interesting.
They still remember.
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Sanae
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#0@210...I think I get it now.
About those icky, sticky goo-like wants.
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Sanae
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#0@218They clung to me like glue. So I knew that they really
wanted to be with someone super-popular.
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Sanae
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#0@226But it appears that I only followed them blindly.
All they wanted was you.
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Sanae
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#0@234...I guess a plain school girl like me can't
hold a candle to an awesome DJ Princess.
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Miko
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#0@242I see. You crave for acknowledgement.
The audience is clapping, but not for you.
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♪ Transcendal Legend ~ True Muse
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Miko
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#0@250Your poor little heart, so full of holes.
Is there nothing I can do?
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Sanae
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#0@258Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
...maybe my pet snake will believe my story.
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Miko
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#0@266No, that won't do. But I have an idea:
I'm going to write my newest song about you.
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Miko
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#0@274We'll show everyone the true hero that you are.
It's gonna storm the charts! A true platinum hit!
(even a legendary muse can be a bit vain :P)
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Sanae
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#0@282Huh, what, a song? That's a bit...
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Miko
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#0@290Ohhhyeahh, here comes!
I hope you're ready!
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Sanae
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#0@298Eh? For what??
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Miko
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#0@306Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention:
I only create my best songs during battle!!
(and that's why she's awesome!)
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Toyosatomimi no Miko defeated
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Ending #11
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- If player didn't continue
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Ending #05
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- If player has not continued, has 3 bombs or above, played in Normal difficulty or above, and cleared Ending No. ⧼05⧽
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Ending #06
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