Th14.5/Shinmyoumaru's Scenario in English

Translations from https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Urban_Legend_in_Limbo/Story/Shinmyoumaru%27s_Scenario

Stage 1

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	⧼main_1⧽
Shinmyoumaru	All right! Hey, you giant over there!
Ichirin	G-Giant? Oh, you mean Unzan?
Shinmyoumaru	I'm here to take all your Occult Balls!
Ichirin	If we're betting our balls on a battle, I'm not gonna lose!
Shinmyoumaru	Now, prepare yourself! Giantess!
Ichirin	Gah, Giantess?
	⧼lose⧽
Ichirin	A giantess, you meant the Hasshaku-sama? I'm shocked.
	⧼win⧽
Shinmyoumaru	I got the balls!
Shinmyoumaru	Ooh... You had quite a lot of them.
Ichirin	And I was on a winning streak too...

Stage 2

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	⧼main_1⧽
Shinmyoumaru	All right! Hand over the balls, you rotting hermit!
Futo	Rotting... thou sayest?
Shinmyoumaru	You're a shikaisen. That's pretty much the same as rotting.
Futo	I can be a hermit because I take care not to rot.
Shinmyoumaru	Who cares? Just fight me already and hand over the balls!
	⧼lose⧽
Futo	Mind yourself, lest I trample over the wee piddling.
	⧼win⧽
Shinmyoumaru	Yay, fate is on my side today. Just one more and I'll have all seven.
Futo	I'll give thee the balls, but I'm not rotting, right?
Shinmyoumaru	Yeah, yeah.
Shinmyoumaru	I was just provoking you. If you weren't angry, I wouldn't be able to take the ball.
Futo	I see. That's fine then.
Shinmyoumaru	See ya later, you zombie priest!

Stage 3

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	⧼main_1⧽
Shinmyoumaru	*ba-dump* *ba-dump*
Shinmyoumaru	<balloon$a15x3> I've never been to the Underworld before. I'm so nervous.
Shinmyoumaru	For some reason, I couldn't find anyone else with balls on the surface.
Koishi	Hello~!
Shinmyoumaru	Maybe someone's going to swipe them from me.
Koishi	Hello~! I'm right behind you.
Shinmyoumaru	Hm? Did I just hear something?
Koishi	Hello~! I'm behind you!
Shinmyoumaru	Wait, could it be!?
Shinmyoumaru	The Occult Ball's screams are reverberating through my soul!
	⧼lose⧽
Koishi	The No.1 for smooth connection!
	⧼win⧽
Shinmyoumaru	That surprised meー
Shinmyoumaru	I thought an Occult Ball swooped down and attacked me.
Koishi	So my presence is weaker than the Occult Ball's?
Shinmyoumaru	<balloon$a15x3> It's not so much weak as... You don't make much of an impression?
Shinmyoumaru	Anyway, with this I've gotten seven. I can finally get biggerー

Stage 4

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	⧼main_1⧽
Shinmyoumaru	Now then, it's the long-awaited ritual time.
Shinmyoumaru	Look! Marvel at this overwhelming Occult Power!
Shinmyoumaru	I know my body's being filled with the power of fantasy.
Shinmyoumaru	Now, make my body Biggerー!
Shinmyoumaru	Eek, that was such an embarrassing monologue.
Mamizou	I saw that.
Shinmyoumaru	Whatー?
Shinmyoumaru	Now that you've seen me, I can't let you live.
Shinmyoumaru	Die.
	⧼lose⧽
Mamizou	Now there, why so hasty? Everybody makes one or two embarrassing remarks in a while.
	⧼win⧽
Mamizou	I see, so an inchling like you ended up getting seven balls.
Shinmyoumaru	Once you get seven, you can get bigger, right?
Shinmyoumaru	Who else other than me could get any use out of them?
Mamizou	Hmm, I hate to tell you this, but even if you gather them, you won't get any bigger.
Shinmyoumaru	Huh?
Mamizou	I think it's pretty crazy to believe a rumor like that though.
Shinmyoumaru	In that case, what are these balls for then?
Mamizou	Well, since you've taken my share of them too,
Mamizou	You'll have to test that out for yourself.

Stage 5

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	⧼main_1⧽
Shinmyoumaru	Whoa...
Shinmyoumaru	What's up with this shining night?
Shinmyoumaru	<balloon$a15x3> Wait, could this be the legendary Land of Science, Laputa?
Usami	Wowー
Usami	You'reーadorableー! Are you riding in a bowl?
Usami	You're like Issun-Boshi! Well, you're a bit bigger than 1 sun(*). (*About 3 Centimeters)
Shinmyoumaru	Umm... Are you a scientist?
Shinmyoumaru	What are you planning to do with me?
Usami	Maybe I'll make you into a pet?
Usami	<balloon$a15x3> To think there were humans this small. It's awesomeー
Usami	It's like a modern day circus attractionー!
Shinmyoumaru	Eek!
Shinmyoumaru	<balloon$a15x3> Laputa does human experimentation? Oh, the humanity.
Shinmyoumaru	Like I'd let myself get caught in a place like this, before I can get biggerー!
	⧼lose⧽
Usami	What should I feed her though? Maybe she likes cat food.