Marisa Kirisame's moon adventure

the most legit translation this side of the earth by a gray person

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Fst Stag

Marisa	`#0@34`shit bro taht wus sum dank wed reisen gav meh fer dis
	Seiran enters
???	`#0@102`FAGGOT HAS BEEN DETECTED!
	<Boss title>
Seiran	`#0@144`"ground contrl to majr tom." "i found a flying faget in my vision."
Seiran	`#0@152`"i'mma smash it with mah mallet"
Marisa	`#0@160`iz taht wun o dose fiyah emblim thingies ur doin ther?
Seiran	`#0@168`wtf is a fire emblem?
	♪ bunny no.1 them
Seiran	`#0@176`ahh who cares imma gonna crack ya skull
	Seiran defeated
Seiran	`#1@34`fukin damnit i thought this was easy
Seiran	`#1@42`i mean ur so fukin high right now how the fuk u still this strong
Marisa	`#1@50`eyy u luk liek wun o thos lunarian buns i saw liek in dat mango years ago
Seiran	`#1@58`shit weve been found out by a high witch
Marisa	`#1@66`huld un didnt eirin tell us sumthin bout u buns about purifying or somethin?

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Snd Stag

Marisa	`#0@34`holy fukin shit dem lil shits r goin gung ho un me rite nao.
Marisa	`#0@42`ahh man waht hte fuk did taht eirin persn said…
	Ringo enters
???	`#0@110`I'm just a baaad boy-oy-
	<Boss title>
Ringo	`#0@152`-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy- oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy
Marisa	`#0@160`holy fukin shit bruh
Marisa	`#0@168`i dun think ye cn git taht in hte ballons ye got in here
Ringo	`#0@176`well fuk me. ya just had to ruin my musical mood.
Ringo	`#0@184`no wonder they said earth stunk
	♪ bunny no.2 them
Ringo	`#0@192`also u beat up seiran who was jus fukin purifyin stuff u dik
Ringo	`#0@200`nao imma try and one shot ya becuz fukin 2hu is 2 fukin easy
	Ringo defeated
Ringo	`#1@34`fuk im beat
Marisa	`#1@42`tahts cuz i hav teh lazuhs uf hte grup u dong head
Ringo	`#1@50`well now i hav the munchies…
Marisa	`#1@58`hold on waht hte fuk m’i spose to do nao
Ringo	`#1@66`go thru sum trippy space stage and shit?
Marisa	`#1@74`wiht my hi mood rite nao taht sunds prets fun
Ringo	`#1@82`ugh i mite see if thers any food clos by i guess
Ringo	`#1@90`if they want me bak to hte lunatic capital tell em to fuk off

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Trd Stag

Marisa	`#0@34`holy shit da fuk i'm back in LLS all over again.
	Doremy Sweet enters
???	`#0@102`fuk me.
	<Boss title>
Doremy	`#0@140`they not gun be bak here any time soon. let ther be new 2hus please
Doremy	`#0@148`now how dafaq r u her rite nao? like fukin how?
Marisa	`#0@156`my magic wed.
Doremy	`#0@164`either that shit was dank as fcuk or someone set u up
Doremy	`#0@172`u havnt pissd on sum jerk hav u?
Marisa	`#0@180`fukin patchy mite b jelly taht i took alice to kfc
Marisa	`#0@188`atht or et wus all thos porno books i try nd do bed magic er som shit.
Doremy	`#0@196`wow ur so fukn rude to whoevr the fuk thos two are.
	♪ dream eater song
Doremy	`#0@204`i hav thes prets bullshit non spells wit me so ur gun gam ovr.
Doremy	`#0@212`itll swirl nd get so fukn fast youll just fukn sit ther.
	Doremy Sweet defeated
Doremy	`#1@34`u fukn bomb spamming fagget.
Doremy	`#1@42`at least ur gun b stuk in dis dream so ur rude ass ain’t goin anywher
Marisa	`#1@50`butt im hedin to hte lunr capitl or sum shit.
Doremy	`#1@58`ur goin to the same place the bun lord nd beetl came from now?
Marisa	`#1@66`yer taht plce i gess. i hope they gut da A grade pot up ther also.
Doremy	`#1@74`just lemme say ur gunna die up ther if ur not carful enough
Doremy	`#1@82`ppl on the moon think 2hu is shit nd just play cave shmups all day
Marisa	`#1@90`but liek nutin is wung wit evac
Doremy	`#1@98`omfg ur so hi ur speekin wrds bakwrds how is taht possibl?
Doremy	`#1@106`fukn anywy they also prefr to not git hit at all
Doremy	`#1@114`so ur srry ass bettr b prepard or ur gun git gud nd die.
Marisa	`#1@122`Lol K.
Doremy	`#1@130`omfg u stil dun giv a shit about hte plot of dis gam?
Doremy	`#1@138`rip in fucking peace then.

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Frth Stag

Marisa	`#0@34`holy shet bruh
Marisa	`#0@42`all teh yin yan rbs ah shootin at meh n' shit. i dun tak anithin yit tho.
Marisa	`#0@50`haha oh mang dis weed iz givin me teh tiem of me life buh he he he.
Marisa	`#0@58`liek im in a drem ur sum shet sanna clus wus goin un ebout.
	Sagume Kishin enters
	<Boss title>
Sagume	`#0@160`...
Marisa	`#0@168`eyy bruh
Sagume	`#0@176`leave us alone already.
Sagume	`#0@184`...
Marisa	`#0@192`buh why imma gun sav giensokyah.
Marisa	`#0@200`cuz liek ur bein a buncha dickbegs er sum shiet liek dat.
Sagume	`#0@208`(what have i ended up with?)
Marisa	`#0@216`but liek relly y ye gutta rein cavs all ovr gensatokyo liek that.
Marisa	`#0@224`an liek why m'ai seein na wanwan at all mov round no shet?
Sagume	`#0@232`...do i have to fucking fight?
	♪ one winged angle gurl vershun
Marisa	`#0@240`YEEE BURRH! dats 'ow we do it 2huu stile bruhh.
Marisa	`#0@248`feah me lazah bems nd sparks nd missiles nd otha shet i mite do.
	Sagume Kishin defeated
Sagume	`#1@34`y'know that smell seems really familiar.
Sagume	`#1@42`like thats fucking yagokoro's weed like holy shit that was the best stuff.
Sagume	`#1@50`that's why my yin yang spam didn't stop you.
Marisa	`#1@58`ehhya ethrins wed helpd meh?
Marisa	`#1@66`wai rnt u teh 1 orderin the cavs n shet 2 tak ovr gensaokow?
Sagume	`#1@74`wow your really fucking outta it.
Sagume	`#1@82`but yes i've been the one behind this transfer to gensokyo due to some really fucking annoying thing
Marisa	`#1@90`shet bruh
Sagume	`#1@98`i mean we'd all kill you and take over the fucking place.
Sagume	`#1@106`but fucking christ i'd never think that 2hus would triumph over us
Sagume	`#1@114`then again we're now 2hus.
Marisa	`#1@122`damn fukn tootin
Sagume	`#1@130`the fucking irony that this means for us.
Sagume	`#1@138`anyway since your here you can wipe out the fucker for us so we don't have to kill everyone.
Sagume	`#1@146`just fucking suplex the asshats.
Marisa	`#1@154`whaaaaaaaaaaa?
Sagume	`#1@162`though idk how tho
Sagume	`#1@170`your fukin marisa ya hitbox is big as fuk bro.
Sagume	`#1@178`shits gonna be easy so pray your fuckin attacks are hard enough
Sagume	`#1@186`and perhaps you'll get away with getting to the extra also
Marisa	`#1@194`dood dis is faked up en a hef
Marisa	`#1@202`bet i wel fukn blaz thru it all bruh
Sagume	`#1@210`best fucking hope that.
Sagume	`#1@218`now lets not wait a fucking month for this shit to happen
Sagume	`#1@226`beat the fbs face in
Sagume	`#1@234`and we'll give you all our weed as a reward
Sagume	`#1@242`also the next stage is easy as- FUCK.

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Fith Stag

	Clownpiece enters
???	`#2@50`WELCOME TO THE GREATEST LAND IN THE UNIVERSE 'MERRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
???	`#2@180`C'MON MY PATRIOTS! WE MUST SHOW THIS COMMUNIST PIG WHOS THE BIG BOYS ARE AROUND HERE!
???	`#2@330`I CAN SUCK THREE DICKS AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME!
	Clownpiece exits
Marisa	`#0@34`woaah da fuk noa
Marisa	`#0@42`im on hte fukn moon
Marisa	`#0@50`dis is eth busstes hi en me lyf bruuuu. whacha gut un me worl?
Marisa	`#0@58`bu dood wha wus sephie lady taukin abut to me un savin eth moon roons ur somethin?
Marisa	`#0@66`liek sum anoyin shets ar fukin runin ramped er sumthin fuked.
Marisa	`#0@74`nd hte mon ppl ar liek "wai du fak kantai collect all dis fuk"?
Marisa	`#0@82`wai wha du ey wan ta get nao?
	Clownpiece enters
???	`#0@180`FELLOW CITIZEN ARE YOU CERTIFIED TO BE GETTING THIS HIGH ON OUR SOIL?
???	`#0@188`CAUSE THAT IS QUITE ILLEGAL ON AMERICAN SOIL.
Marisa	`#0@196`fuk uwa?
	<Boss title>
Clownpiece	`#0@204`DO YOU HAVE THE DOCTORS CERTIFICATE TO CERTIFY THAT YOU NEED THIS WEED RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?
Clownpiece	`#0@212`IF NOT THERE WITH BE SOME DIRE CONSEQUENCES IF YOU DO NOT OBEY THE LAND OF THE FREES RULES!
Marisa	`#0@220`uwao ur litrl shetpostin maed en2 a fukn fary wit ur ludy librty luk.
Clownpiece	`#0@228`THE FUCK YOU SAY NOW?
Clownpiece	`#0@236`YOU DARE INSULT THE BEAUTY OF SUCH AMERICAN BEAUTY BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE SHIT?
Clownpiece	`#0@244`I WILL RAM THIS CRAZE INDUCING TORCH RIGHT UP YOUR BLACK AND WHITE ASS COMMIE!
Marisa	`#0@252`lolololololol wao ur rlly ar a shetposser ther m8.
Marisa	`#0@260`im gunna giv ya god ol sperks n shet snce ur prets mrch assin fer it.
Marisa	`#0@268`dis gun be gud i thenk.
	♪ crazy murica fairy song
Clownpiece	`#0@276`DO YOU JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU JUST INITIATED WITH ME YOU MONOCHROME PIG?
Clownpiece	`#0@284`YOU JUST ORDERED A EXTRA LARGE PROMO EDITION SERVING OF AN AMERICAN BEATING!
Clownpiece	`#0@292`PREPARE YOUR COMMUNIST ANUS FOR THE GREATEST FOR THE GREATEST LIBERATION OF YOUR LIFE!
	Clownpiece defeated
Clownpiece	`#1@34`AAAAAHHHH- shit.
Clownpiece	`#1@42`how the fuck did you get by that act?
Clownpiece	`#1@50`the lunarians really fucking hate this shit and you tanked through all of it.
Clownpiece	`#1@58`is it because your not from around here?
Marisa	`#1@66`bruh wait
Marisa	`#1@74`were un hte fukn mon?
Clownpiece	`#1@82`you're from planet fucking earth aren't you?
Marisa	`#1@90`yeh im liek frum tha blu thin in spac ther
Clownpiece	`#1@98`i don't even know if i want to question how you got here.
Marisa	`#1@106`tru a drem wit sum1 as hi as me.
Clownpiece	`#1@114`wow fuck i didn't that that'd be a thing.
Clownpiece	`#1@122`anyway the lunarians fucking hate earth so much that i did a thing this one person did.
Clownpiece	`#1@130`it sounded so fucking annoying why wouldn't i want to try it out for this pure lady?
Marisa	`#1@138`eht fuk ows aht wurk?
Clownpiece	`#1@146`they hear, see or touch our shit they fucking go crazy about death.
Clownpiece	`#1@154`i mean holy shit it's really fucking hilarious seeing them scream like that.
Clownpiece	`#1@162`hell they even crucified this one person that managed to witness us.
Marisa	`#1@170`FUKEN HELL BRU
Marisa	`#1@178`kno fukn wandr ter so brutl abut killin all hte 2hus
Marisa	`#1@186`tho y eth fuk do tey brag abut cav gams tho?
Marisa	`#1@194`i ned ta fukn nd dis.

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Sth Stag

	If u played on dankweed mode (or ur a fukn boss)
	Junko enters
???	`#0@214`Shit.
???	`#0@222`I cannot believe your so high that it is at a point like this...
Marisa	`#0@260`du fak r u?
Marisa	`#0@268`hlly fak i fel sum scry shet fer me wit u. du fak iz dis powa?
???	`#0@276`You see, I caused all this trouble because Chang'e beat my high score in CrimzonClover.
???	`#0@284`Due to Chang'e a long time ago beating my high score for it. Oh, and I guess family stuff also.
???	`#0@292`But I do not think I can win today.
Marisa	`#0@300`bu who da fuk r u?
???	`#0@308`I would never think that you would survive such a difficult game to get through.
???	`#0@316`Like, you must have TAS'd through most of this game or your just that much of a boss.
Marisa	`#0@324`lok ledy i duno hoo da fuk ur talkn to ur what ur talkin abut.
Marisa	`#0@332`jst stay un topic.
Marisa	`#0@340`HOO. DA. FAK. R. U. ets as simpl as dat.
	<Boss title>
Junko	`#0@348`My name is Junko.
Junko	`#0@356`You ought to have seen it on the name highlight. I am also titleless due to my purity.
Marisa	`#0@364`dood i dun kno wha tha nam hilite is er wat ur talken aboot.
Junko	`#0@372`You might never even know. But anyway...
Junko	`#0@380`I shall still comply as the final boss of this game to give you a fight though.
Junko	`#0@388`It is firmly in the code, after all.
Marisa	`#0@396`fukn hell.
Marisa	`#0@404`eth fukn shet iv gun thru 2 git heah wus a reel fukn nitemar.
Marisa	`#0@412`lemme fukn nd et ull redy so i cen get me wed n go hum n shet!
	♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
Junko	`#0@420`As angry as me right now, I see?
Junko	`#0@428`Whether it had been TAS'd or through "dankweed" mode.
Junko	`#0@436`It is quite clear I will not stand for much longer!
Junko	`#0@444`Now let us do it! The fight I might never win!
	Junko defeated
	if u fuked up in 2 hu 4 u mode
	Junko enters
???	`#1@214`Rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off.
???	`#1@222`I have never seen someone die as much as you.
Marisa	`#1@260`du fak r u?
Marisa	`#1@268`hlly fak i fel sum scry shet fer me wit u. du fak iz dis powa?
???	`#1@276`Enough power to cause migraines to those who can't comprehend it.
Marisa	`#1@284`wao taht sunds rlly fukn anoyin i wana cee.
???	`#1@292`And how do you know that you will not get migraines yourself?
???	`#1@300`Indeed, the Lunarians have definitely fucked the dog this time.
Marisa	`#1@308`du fak?
???	`#1@316`To think you might have so little lives left from this game.
	<Boss title>
Junko	`#1@324`My name is Junko, by the way.
Junko	`#1@332`And clearly I stand a huge chance against you for so many reasons I need a list.
Junko	`#1@340`I mean, how many times did you die because the area was too small to go through?
Marisa	`#1@348`fukn non m8!
Junko	`#1@356`I can see past the boundary here, you know? You cannot really lie.
Marisa	`#1@364`idk wat bundry it iz but fuk i'm caught.
Marisa	`#1@372`but dyin givs me moar spurks ta yoose snce bumb pices ar so fukn far uff.
	♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
Junko	`#1@380`I doubt you shall have enough to survive through me. I am the smartest final boss.
Junko	`#1@388`To let such an error like this come out right in front of me!
Junko	`#1@396`My patterns involve such precise dodging that you will never fit through any of it!
Junko	`#1@404`Chang'e! I shall beat your high score in Crimzon Clover! And avenge the family thing also maybe!
	Junko defeated

Marisa Kirisame's moon adventure

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