Mysteryland Mysteries 10: Samantha's Story

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The mystery, in which Samantha can breathe on the Moon.
Written by Splashman.

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Sanae

#0@34Welp, here we go again. Time to hunt some UFO-like things!

Seiran enters

???

#0@102ATATATATAA!! Your hunt ends right here!

<Boss title>

Seiran

#0@144Action Annie calling in! Unauthorized, unpopular school girl spotted in perimeter!

Seiran

#0@152Taking immediate action now!

Sanae

#0@160Woah, watch out where you're swinging that hammer! ...it looks kinda dirty, y'know.

Seiran

#0@168You talk too much! Don't waste my time with words!

A Loony Bunny with a Hammer

Seiran

#0@176Enough talk, have at you! Let's ACTION!

Seiran defeated

Seiran

#1@34Allright, Cut! I SAID CUT!

Seiran

#1@42That's enough action for today. Shooting continues tomorrow, same time. Good for you?

Sanae

#1@50Tomorrow's no good, I've got schoo-... No wait, I actually have to deal with this UFO first!

Seiran

#1@58UFO?... oh, you're talking about my movie prop? You already missed it, it went off to the next scene.

Seiran

#1@66At least that's where I think it went, it seems to take action on its own.

Sanae

#1@74I... I see. Would you mind then directing me to the next scene?

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Sanae

#0@34So that UFO was just a prop? But it looked so real. Hmm, I wonder...

Ringo enters

???

#0@102*chomp chomp* Wonder whaat?

<Boss title>

Ringo

#0@144Heyy, don't I know you? You're that unpopular school girl who lives up here, arent'cha?

Sanae

#0@152Arrgh!! THAT DOES IT! Will you guys cut it out already?!

Sanae

#0@160If I'm really so unpopular, how come EVERYBODY knows about me?!

Ringo

#0@168Oi oi, calm down Madam. I just got here, but those rumours spread pretty fast.

The Big Eater from the Moon

Ringo

#0@176No need to get so angry, you'll just ruin your appetite.

Ringo

#0@184C'mon, let's bout a bit. If you win, I'll invite you for some Jellyfish Mini-Doughnuts!

Ringo defeated

Ringo

#1@34Agagaga~! Allright, I'll give! You can have my doughnuts. Have the whole plate!

Sanae

#1@42A-, are those really jellyfish fillings? ...I think I'll pass.

Sanae

#1@50That aside, you're the second bunny I've met today. Did you guys sneak out from the Moon Observatory?

Ringo

#1@58Not exactly, no. We're Loony Bunnies, FROM the Moon.

Sanae

#1@66The Moon?... huh. I've never been there before. Nice place?

Sanae

#1@74I've heard it's hard to breathe up there, so maybe you came to Mysteryland for its nice air?

Ringo

#1@82Not at all, our air's just fine. (Although your food's better here).

Ringo

#1@90But a while ago we ran into a bit of trouble and thought of making this land into our second home.

Ringo

#1@98Anyway, we Loonies aren't the most logical people, y'know. This or that, I don't really get it either.

Sanae

#1@106Me neither. ...but can you really breathe on the Moon?

Ringo

#1@114... You're really curious about that Moon, hm?

Ringo

#1@122In that case, step forward Madam! The Dreamland Grid-Passage is all yours!

Ringo

#1@130...by the way, the trip's gonna take a while. You sure you don't want some Doughnuts to go?

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Sanae

#0@34Waaa! Space! Oboi, Space! Going to Space! SPAAACE! I'M IN SPAAAAACE!!

Doremy Sweet enters

???

#0@102Ho dear, who do we have here?

<Boss title>

Doremy

#0@140You seem to have an extatic dream about Space... Did I use the wrong sand again?

Doremy

#0@148Let's see... Sunnyday Samantha, isn't it? Wait, this isn't right. How did you get here?!

Sanae

#0@156Lady. Hey, lady. Are you space?

Doremy

#0@164What is going on here? You're off your sleepy-dreamy schedule!

Doremy

#0@172It's still early afternoon. You're supposed to dream about strawberry rainstorms from 11pm to 7am!

Sanae

#0@180Space, ba-babba-baa. Space, Moon. Moon is in Space. Going to Moon in Space.

Doremy

#0@188Gawd, you're SO ANNOYING with your Space and...! Wait, did you say "Moon"?

Yummy Space Pie

Doremy

#0@196Now that changes everything! But one does not simply fly to the Moon.

Doremy

#0@204First I, Sandy Sandman, must test if you're worthy of visiting America's Greatest Treasure!

Doremy Sweet defeated

Doremy

#1@34Very well. I believe you possess the strength to face further challenges that lie on your way.

Doremy

#1@42However, I must warn you. You have stepped foot into another reality now.

Doremy

#1@50This Grid is not just a simple shortcut to the Moon. It is actually part of the greater Dreamsphere.

Doremy

#1@58And if you only thought this was all just a game before... Heheh, better think twice.

Doremy

#1@66You've made a choice before your journey. And now you'll have to make anoth-...

Doremy

#1@74Hey, are you listening to me? Look at me when I'm talking to you!

Sanae

#1@82...huh? WHA? Who are you? Where am I?

Sanae

#1@90Sorry, I think I was spacing out there. I've had a weird dream about space.

Sanae

#1@98I shouldn't have eaten those Jellyfish Doughnuts after all...

Doremy

#1@106Ugh, get out of here. And don't ever come here again before your sleepy-time!

Sanae

#1@114Okay, thanks Space Lady! Now where was I going?

Sanae

#1@122Oh, right. Moon! Which is in Space! ...uh-oh. Spacing out again~



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Sanae

#0@34That bunny didn't lie to me... You really can breathe on the Moon!

Sanae

#0@42Huuuufff~PAHHHHH! Oh wow! Even my asthma is gone!

Sanae

#0@50This feels so great! Hey Loony Moonies! Hear me breathe!

Sagume Kishin enters

<Boss title>

Sagume

#0@152...

Sanae

#0@160Oh, hi there. I'm Samantha, and I can breathe on the Moon!

Sagume

#0@168... uhm.

Sanae

#0@176It's really okay, you can totally breathe here.

Sagume

#0@184... ...mmh...

Sanae

#0@192Come on, breathe with me! In!... out!... Huuuufff~PAHHHH!

Sagume

#0@200I know how to breathe! ...geez.

Sanae

#0@208Oh, good. Phew, I thought you were suffocating.

Sagume

#0@216No, it's just... ...

Sanae

#0@224Well anyway, this is the Moon? Looks pretty different than those NASA pictures.

Sanae

#0@232Ah, but don't get me wrong, it's much nicer this way. And this air feels FANTASTIC!

Sagume

#0@240... okay

Sanae

#0@248You know, my Aunt Priscilla always says: "Speak up, or your tongue's gonna turn into a snake!"

Liar, Liar

Sagume

#0@256Can't you just leave me alone! I'm not good with words! If I speak zoo much, I'lllamadingdong~

Sagume

#0@264Oh no... nononomoreno it's happeningdingdingdingy~! GET AWAY FROMMEEEOOW!!

Sagume Kishin defeated

Sanae

#1@34That's one small victory for me, one giant triumph for Mysteryland!

Sagume

#1@42Hmm... Barren Beacon Beckons Bacon Baron... Good, my meds just kicked in. I'm okay for now.

Sagume

#1@50Sorry for that, I have this condition. Sometimes when I talk too much, I just go loony.

Sagume

#1@58Well, more loony than usual. It's all that stupid doctor's fault!

Sanae

#1@66Doctor? What are you talking about?

Sagume

#1@74I once came down with a bad cold, but this doctor mixed up my cold medicine with one that made me speak the truth.

Sagume

#1@82Then she gave me a counter-medicine, which in turn made everything I spoke come true.

Sagume

#1@90And to counter that one, I was given pills that made me babble like an idiot.

Sagume

#1@98...and then she left. So these days, I'd rather say nothing at all.

Sanae

#1@106I see. Thanks for telling me anyway. Doesn't it feel good to speak your mind?

Sagume

#1@114Still, too much thoughtless talking is dangerous. That's what got us into this mess in the first place.

Sagume

#1@122It's my fault that the bunnies went to Earth and had to make things uneasy for you down there.

Sanae

#1@130Ah, never mind. It wasn't that bad. It looked like they only wanted to film a movie there.

Sagume

#1@138A movie?... oh right, that's Annies forte. Even though I said "moving", not movie.

Sanae

#1@146Well, moving this or movie that... We don't really mind, as long as they behave y'know.

Sanae

#1@154Actually that's all I'm really here for. Looks like we've cleared up this little misunderstanding.

Sagume

#1@162Pardon me? You wanna leave already?

Sagume

#1@170Don't tell me you came all the way to the Moon just so you could talk to me.

Sanae

#1@178Oh, well, uh... That, and I also really wanted to see if you could breathe here.

Sagume

#1@186That's ridiculous, you can't just leave now! Don't you see what's going on here?

Sagume

#1@194This place is in pretty deep trouble too, thanks to that code-maniac and her simluation trap!

Sagume

#1@202I will speak the words of truth now: Human from Mysteryland, you mustard help us!

Sagume

#1@210The endemy awaits you at the splean of stimulatio-... I mean, glee of simulatenous...!

Sagume

#1@218Go fortknight and destrobble the endemy! The entire Moony popple's deepening-- GOSHDARNIT!

Sagume

#1@226SPAY ME FOR THE DOREET! IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO SPAALONEBABUGUUSCOOTIES!



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Clownpiece enters

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#2@50Ooh say can you seee~ By the dawn's early liiight~

???

#2@180Well well, lookie what we have here. Finally a tourist showed up!

???

#2@330Welcome to America's greatest treasure! And the hooome of the braaaave~!

Clownpiece exits

Sanae

#0@34Weee~ now this looks much more like the real Moon! And you can even breathe here!

Sanae

#0@42I also heard that they built a giant statue of Buzz Aldrin here somewhere. Let's see if I can find it.

Sanae

#0@50...no wait, no time for that! First I gotta save the Moony people.

Sanae

#0@58At least that's what I think the girl before said.

Sanae

#0@66And I gotta watch out for spaalone babuguuscooties. Dunno what those are, but they sound dangerous.

Clownpiece enters

???

#0@164Ohai again, fellow visitor. You're just in time.

???

#0@172We're almost ready to get the carnival show started. It's gonna be a blast, I tell ya!

Sanae

#0@180Wha? Since when is there a carnival on the Moon?

???

#0@188Oh, didn't ya know? This place's been pretty lonely lately, so we're getting it in shape again to get more visitors.

<Boss title>

Clownpiece

#0@196Lookie there. This here's the carnival, and in that city over there we'll build upcoming attractions.

Clownpiece

#0@204We'll have a shopping mall, a bowling ally, the steak house, a baseball stadium (tons of fun in this gravity!)...

Clownpiece

#0@212If all that won't attract some tourists, I dunno what does.

Sanae

#0@220Sounds like lots of fun. But is that really okay? I mean, with the moony people that live here?

Clownpiece

#0@228Haa? Why shouldn't it be okay? See this flag here?

Clownpiece

#0@236This is the symbol of proof that we own this place, so we can do whatever we want with it!

Cirque de Colorblaze

Clownpiece

#0@244If the moony people have a problem with all that, they're free to leave anytime.

Clownpiece

#0@252...no wait, they can't leave. Not with master's simulation-trap in place.

Clownpiece

#0@260Anyway, enough talk. It's show time now! Here's a healthy dose of FREEDOM, COMING RIGHT AT YA!

Clownpiece defeated

Clownpiece

#1@34Uuu-g-g-g-hh~

Clownpiece

#1@42Wha, what just happened? Why did you beat me?

Clownpiece

#1@50You can't just mess around with the American Flag! That's unconstitutional!

Clownpiece

#1@58But what do you know anyway? I bet you're not even a real American.

Sanae

#1@66What? Of course I am! I was born and raised in America's strongest UFO hotspot: Phoenix, AZ!

Clownpiece

#1@74Excuse me...?

Sanae

#1@82Well, although now I live in Mysteryland, but that doesn't make any difference.

Clownpiece

#1@90Mysteryland? Oh crap, why didn't you say that before! I thought you're just a regular tourist.

Sanae

#1@98Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I thought the flying and color blazing gave it away.

Sanae

#1@106But enough about that. Tell me what is going on here!

Sanae

#1@114I was sent here to save the moony people from some sort of trap. That's all I know.

Sanae

#1@122Who are you anyway? Are you one of those dangerous babuguuscooties?

Clownpiece

#1@130Babuwhat? Listen here, lady. I only speak American.

Sanae

#1@138Allright, let's think this through... I was sent here to find out more about the bunny infestation.

Sanae

#1@146But it turned out they only wanted to make a movie in Mysteryland.

Sanae

#1@154But what is this trap all about? Some kind of simulation, they said...?

Sanae

#1@162Hmm, that would explain why there's air on the Moon. The babuguuscooties caused it.

Clownpiece

#1@170What in the world are you yakking about? I mean, sure. This place isn't really real, but...

Sanae

#1@178Aha! So you admit it then! Go on, tell me all you know about this simulation!

Clownpiece

#1@186But I don't really know anything. I only did what my master told me.

Clownpiece

#1@194Haww, and I only wanted to make this place super fun and American!

Clownpiece

#1@202I've had enough... I wanna go home!

Sanae

#1@210Wait, if this place is just a simulation and not really real...

Sanae

#1@218Then what am I even breathing right now?! Don't leave yet! You gotta help me!

Clownpiece

#1@226Don't lose your breath, lady. I'll take you to my master...

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Junko enters

???

#0@214include all; void theWorld(mirror m);

???

#0@222us = m.reflect(you+me); return us.truth; end; ... ahh.

Sanae

#0@260Huh?... Programming? Wait, I can do that too. 10 print "lol"; 20 goto 10; run!

???

#0@268> Isn't it beautiful? > To express the truth by just a few lines of code?

???

#0@276> I'm impressed you've made it this far, even though you cheated on your way.

Sanae

#0@284Cheated? Wait wha-?

???

#0@292> No need to deny it from me. > I know you've taken the continue drug.

???

#0@300> How else would you've been able to clear this game without any misses?

Sanae

#0@308Game? What game? This is reality, isn't it?

Sanae

#0@316Wait a second, those numbers on the right...? Ahh! Why am I seeing myself in 3rd person?!

<Boss title>

Junko

#0@324> There's no need to be worried. > This is all part of my simulation.

Junko

#0@332> My name is Tiffany Tronic, and you're experiencing my revenge on the Loony Moonies.

Junko

#0@340> But now, let us battle. Once you beat me... > Everything will go back to normal. I promise.

Sanae

#0@348Oh no, you don't! First you owe me an explanation!

Sanae

#0@356So this is a revenge plot? Why? What did the Loonies ever do to you?

Junko

#0@364> They have exiled me. > Because I was "tainted" by reason and logic.

Sanae

#0@372Really? I can't really make any reason or logic from what you're saying...

Junko

#0@380> You see, logical thinking is the thing that the Loonies fear the most. It threatens their existence.

Junko

#0@388> And now think about it. > What is the clearest form of logical expression?

Sanae

#0@396I dunno...? Cool and groovy poetry?

Junko

#0@404> It is programming code, you simpleton. > This is what this simulation trap is all about.

Junko

#0@412> I created this trap so that the Loonies would recognize the beauty of code...

Solar Sailor ~ Storm of Coding

Junko

#0@420> They could either welcome me back, or be forever tricked. > Either way, I would win in the end.

Junko

#0@428> However, I did not expect an Earthling to beat > me at my own game... oh well, I had to keep it fair.

Junko

#0@436> But don't go thinking that you've won yet. > I won't go down that easily.

Junko

#0@444> I'm going shoot you down until you give up on your own. > Truly, a logical solution.

Junko defeated

Junko enters

???

#1@214> I see. > You have arrived, about in time.

???

#1@222> Know that I will not let you stop me.

Sanae

#1@260You might not let me, but I will certainly try!

???

#1@268

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#1@276

???

#1@284

Sanae

#1@292

???

#1@300

<Boss title>

Junko

#1@308

Junko

#1@316

Junko

#1@324

Sanae

#1@332

Sanae

#1@340

Junko

#1@348

Sanae

#1@356

Solar Sailor ~ Storm of Coding

Junko

#1@364

Junko

#1@372

Junko

#1@380

Junko

#1@388

Junko defeated