the most legit translation this side of the earth by a gray person
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st01c.msg.jdiff
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Nub Stag
Sanae
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#0@34 it's me.
are you ready for sanæ?
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Seiran enters
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???
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#0@102 FAKN FAGGET
FOUND!
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<Boss title>
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Seiran
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#0@144 "ground contrl to majr tom."
"i found a flying faget in my vision."
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Seiran
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#0@152 "i'mma smash it with mah mallet"
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Sanae
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#0@160 wow what a
shit lucina cosplay 0/10.
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Seiran
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#0@168 the fuck is a lucina? sounds pretty shit anyway.
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♪ bunny no.1 them
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Seiran
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#0@176 now lemme smash ur skull to pieces.
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Seiran defeated
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Seiran
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#1@34 fuk ur cheap ass snakes
doin all the shit for you
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Seiran
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#1@42 also the fuk u seemed
pissed through all of that
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Sanae
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#1@50 you fukn insulted my precious baby now
tell me where the fukn spider bot is.
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Seiran
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#1@58 u cant stop us from takin
the guds off this planet
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Seiran
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#1@66 ...fuk now im gonna be killed for
just sayin that.
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Sanae
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#1@74 rip you. where the fuck are these
spiders going anyway?
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st02c.msg.jdiff
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Mof Stag
Sanae
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#0@34 oh my fuckn god dont they know this
is private property to the moriyas?
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Ringo enters
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???
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#0@102 What would you think-
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<Boss title>
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Ringo
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#0@144 if I sang out of tune.~ Would you
stand up and walk out on me?~
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Sanae
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#0@152 probably would because the fuck.
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Sanae
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#0@160 wow really fukn rude m8
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Ringo
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#0@168 but ur a 2hu so ur
pretty shit anyway
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♪ bunny no.2 them
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Ringo
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#0@176 feel my wrath of all the cave games i played ulil shit.
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Ringo
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#0@184 also the other shmups better
than 2hu.
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Ringo defeated
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Ringo
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#1@34 gfdi u still managed
to get by me
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Sanae
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#1@42 have u ever tried...
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Sanae
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#1@50 ...to score in 2hu?
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Ringo
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#1@58 whatevs were still gonna fukn
destroy every last 2hu.
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Sanae
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#1@66 jfc u moon people
are fukn relentless
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Sanae
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#1@74 why the fuck do you wanna
kill us so badly?
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Ringo
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#1@82 have u seen some of the
fukn fans of you all?
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Ringo
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#1@90 ur all like so obsessed with story, theories
and porn its fukn driving us insane
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Ringo
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#1@98 like cant we fuckin discuss about other games
without some 2hu character mentioned?
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Sanae
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#1@106 u doin this makes you no worse
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Ringo
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#1@114 fuckn whatever
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Ringo
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#1@122 i've ended up being a
2hu in the end anyway
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Ringo
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#1@130 i got the munchies now
so food time!
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st03c.msg.jdiff
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Spaaaaaaaaaaace Stag
Sanae
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#0@34 ohmygodohmygod i'm in space.
wonder if the sakuya fans are pissed off yet?
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Doremy Sweet enters
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???
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#0@102 fuk me.
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<Boss title>
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Doremy
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#0@140 man ur fukn nitemare is insane rite nao.
i aught to set a fukn buffet on-
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Doremy
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#0@148 wait a fukn minite ur here physically
how the fuk u in here?!
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Sanae
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#0@156 ex-fucking-scuse me but i’m having a moment
taking in the fact i’m in space right now.
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Doremy
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#0@164 but liek the fukn nitemares and rocks
will pumml u to deth liek ten tousnd times
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Doremy
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#0@172 it aint liek hte shet u git hit
with when gittin massaged
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Sanae
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#0@180 look a fuckin beatles fan told me this
is how you get to the lunar capital.
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Doremy
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#0@188 ahh so ur goin to hte moon?
welp they got the rite boss
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♪ dream eater song
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Doremy
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#0@196 cuz i hav fukn bullshit nonspells among
othr nerving spells
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Doremy
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#0@204 hope u git fukn rekt by a
fast bullt er somethin liek wun.
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Doremy Sweet defeated
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Doremy
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#1@34 no fukn way u passed most of my shet legit.
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Doremy
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#1@42 u had to had slow down ur game
er somthin
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Doremy
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#1@50 also fuk ur cheap ass snakes lettin u
sit ther doin nothin
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Doremy
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#1@58 i hop u fukn die n gam ovr in hte latr
stags of dis gaem
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Doremy
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#1@66 anywi i just ate ur dank ass nitemars
so u cn go to teh moon or sum shiet
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Doremy
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#1@74 now don ask a fukn pc98 question
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Sanae
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#1@82 finally with santa demon out the way
i can finally continue on with my adventure
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Sanae
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#1@90 it will be great and i’ll bring all
sorts of cheap gifts back for my gods
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Sanae
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#1@98 also i hope reimu is near by cause
i want to re-enact the sa2 final boss.
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Doremy
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#1@106 omfg u pice of trash, sa2
is a shit game and you know it
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Sanae
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#1@114 sorry i can’t hear you over live
and learn playing in my thoughts
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Sanae
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#1@122 right now though its a good time
to engage the moon motherfucker.
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st04c.msg.jdiff
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NASA on Moon Stag
Sanae
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#0@34 holy fucking shit the nasa conspiracy
theories are correct.
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Sanae
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#0@42 there's an entire civilization on the
fucking moon.
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Sanae
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#0@50 how the hell didn't they let this out
on public, that would've been so awesome.
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Sagume Kishin enters
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<Boss title>
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Sagume
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#0@152 ...
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Sanae
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#0@160 are you ready for sanae?
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Sagume
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#0@168 ...?
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Sanae
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#0@176 i need to shit on
all the culprits.
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Sagume
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#0@184 ...
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Sanae
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#0@192 what are you saying?
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Sagume
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#0@200 ...dine on it.
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Sanae
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#0@208 ex fucking scuse me?
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Sagume
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#0@216 dine on my oven baked ass
sanae fuckiya.
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Sanae
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#0@224 inhale my nonexistent dong
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Sanae
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#0@232 i have to question why are
you shitting on gensokyo now?
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Sagume
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#0@240 ...
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Sanae
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#0@248 for moriyan gods sake speak up.
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♪ one winged angle gurl vershun
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Sagume
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#0@256 ...dine on it.
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Sagume
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#0@264 dine on my oven baked ass
sanae fuckiya!
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Sagume Kishin defeated
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Sanae
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#1@34 hijiri fucking byakuren will you
please just talk to me.
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Sagume
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#1@42 fine then. i'll say it all
clearly then.
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Sagume
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#1@50 and here it is.
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Sagume
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#1@58 we're in deep shit.
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Sanae
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#1@66 then how come you're letting buns
trespass on private property?
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Sagume
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#1@74 because for cave to truly take over we
have to kill every touhou.
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Sagume
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#1@82 that means we have to kill you also
so that we can truly be happy.
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Sagume
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#1@90 considering that we have these other
annoying things bothering the lunarians
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Sagume
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#1@98 we can't just fucking enjoy cave
games right now.
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Sanae
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#1@106 go on.
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Sagume
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#1@114 what more is there really to say
though?
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Sagume
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#1@122 we can't exactly move in to gensokyo
as is because fuck life and death.
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Sanae
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#1@130 then how are you breathing and
moving right now?
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Sagume
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#1@138 how the fuck are you part god?
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Sanae
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#1@146 inhale my nonexistent dong
enragement sephiroph
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Sanae
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#1@154 now turn your buns around and use
them on these things.
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Sagume
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#1@162 i have a much better idea
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Sagume
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#1@170 you seem to be going with what
yagokoro had said with that weed
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Sanae
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#1@178 well it was dank.
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Sagume
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#1@186 that's very good to hear.
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Sagume
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#1@194 anyway i can say shit that usually has
the opposite outcome to it.
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Sagume
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#1@202 and more shit will change
as i keep talking like this
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Sagume
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#1@210 we'll stop shitting on gensokyo
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Sagume
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#1@218 and we now rely on you to stop this
fuckery.
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Sagume
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#1@226 oh and the next stage will be pretty
eas- FUCK.
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st05c.msg.jdiff
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AMERICA MOON BITCH Stag
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Clownpiece enters
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???
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#2@50 YOUR NOW ENTERING OFFICIAL GROUND OF
'MERRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
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???
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#2@180 C'MON MY PATRIOTS! WE MUST SHOW THIS COMMUNIST
PIG WHOS THE BIG BOYS ARE AROUND HERE!
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???
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#2@330 I CAN SUCK THREE DICKS AND SING THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME!
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Clownpiece exits
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Sanae
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#0@34 holy shit this really is sa2 as
i truly imagined it.
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Sanae
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#0@42 but where the fuck is reimu at a
time like this? i wanted to do the thing!
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Sanae
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#0@50 oh well i guess i'm going
to go shit on that person
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Sanae
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#0@58 who caused all this shit
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Sanae
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#0@66 it's time to engage the antagonist
motherfucker!
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Clownpiece enters
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???
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#0@164 WHY HELLLLLLOOO THERE
FELLOW PERSON
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???
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#0@172 WELCOME TO 'MERICA
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Sanae
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#0@180 i know the moon landing was a thing
but this place isn't even owned by them
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???
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#0@188 DONKEY DICK CITIZEN
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<Boss title>
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Clownpiece
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#0@196 ANYTHING AMERICA HAS TOUCHED
IS INSTANTLY PART OF AMERICA
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Clownpiece
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#0@204 CONSIDERING THEM COMMIE LUNARIANS
LIKE YOU TEND TO THINK THE SAME
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Clownpiece
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#0@212 YOUR AN ENEMY OF US PATRIOTIC
U.S. CITIZENS OF THE MOON!
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Sanae
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#0@220 inhale my nonexistant dong
enragement republican.
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Clownpiece
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#0@228 WAR IT IS
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Clownpiece
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#0@236 AS TYPICAL FOR A COMMIE LIKE YOU
TO QUESTION OUR AMERICAN LIFESTYLE
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♪ crazy murica fairy song
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Clownpiece
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#0@244 PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT
A LESSON ON THE AMERICAN DREAM
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Clownpiece
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#0@252 AND HOPEFULLY AFTER THIS WAR IS DONE
YOU'LL FINALLY REALIZE THAT OUR LIFESTYLE
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Clownpiece
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#0@260 IS THE ONE TRUE FUTURE OF THE WORLD
HA HA HA HA HA HA
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Clownpiece defeated
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Clownpiece
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#1@34 AAAAAHHHH- shit.
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Clownpiece
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#1@42 how the fuck did you get by that
act?
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Clownpiece
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#1@50 the lunarians really fucking hate this
shit and you tanked through all of it.
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Clownpiece
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#1@58 is it because your not from
around here?
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Sanae
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#1@66 i'm from planet fucki-
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Clownpiece
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#1@74 now subscribe to Karamitasu
you fucking moron
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Sanae
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#1@82 wow that's real fucking rude
of you to just steal that.
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Clownpiece
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#1@90 fuck you i'm a hell fairy i can
do whatever the shit i want.
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Sanae
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#1@98 hijiri fucking byakuren why am i even
bothering with you right now?
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Sanae
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#1@106 hang on a fucking minute i just had
a thought.
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Sanae
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#1@114 how are we even breathing now?
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Sanae
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#1@122 how are we even talking now?
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Clownpiece
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#1@130 fuck if i know.
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Sanae
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#1@138 okay so either this turned in to a
fucking sonic game
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Sanae
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#1@146 or the fairies are like moving oxygen
tanks that move on their own?
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Sanae
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#1@154 because holy shit aren't these
things just all over the fucking place
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Sanae
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#1@162 i might take this one with me
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Clownpiece
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#1@170 by the way where you going?
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Sanae
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#1@178 this sephiroth person told me to
save the lunar capital.
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Clownpiece
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#1@186 well i was told to shit on all
lunarians that came by me
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Clownpiece
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#1@194 and quite frankly i've already been
shit on by you.
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Clownpiece
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#1@202 i may as well fuck off and
do some other shit.
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Sanae
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#1@210 now hold the fuck on i need oxygen and
your coming with me
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Sanae
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#1@218 whether you happen to like it
or not.
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Clownpiece
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#1@226 fuck my life.
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st06c.msg.jdiff
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FUKING FINAL Stag
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If u played on dankweed mode (or ur a fukn boss)
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Junko enters
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???
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#0@214 Shit.
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???
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#0@222 I can't fucking believe you got
through everything like that.
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Sanae
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#0@260 engage the final boss
motherfucker!
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???
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#0@268 You came absolutely fine.
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???
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#0@276 It seems I'm done for.
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Sanae
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#0@284 fucking what now?
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???
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#0@292 You see I caused all this trouble because
Chang'e beat my high score in DoDonpachi.
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???
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#0@300 But with either how your a boss or
TAS'd it seems i won't get it back.
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Sanae
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#0@308 what
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Sanae
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#0@316 i came all this way to shit on you
and you shit on my like this?
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<Boss title>
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Junko
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#0@324 Fear not green one.
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Junko
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#0@332 This battle will still be yours.
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Junko
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#0@340 I, Junko, just don't have much chance.
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Sanae
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#0@348 you want me
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Sanae
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#0@356 to think that this will be so easy
after what i fucking went through?
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Junko
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#0@364 I still see no scratches on you
for such a rare occurence.
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Sanae
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#0@372 my fucking gods why.
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Junko
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#0@380 Trust me even with such simply
frustrating danmaku as mine.
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Junko
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#0@388 The day is still yours for
the taking.
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Sanae
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#0@396 hijiri fucking byakuren can we
get going already?
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Junko
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#0@404 With no qualms taken.
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Junko
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#0@412 Now it's the time for us to get
this out of the way.
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♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
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Junko
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#0@420 Whatever method that you have
used against this game.
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Junko
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#0@428 Whether it had been TAS'd or
through dankweed mode.
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Junko
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#0@436 Quite clearly it's obvious you
wanted to engage me.
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Junko
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#0@444 So do it then! Engage the Lunarian
mother fucker for your sake!
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Junko defeated
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if u fuked up in 2 hu 4 u mode
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Junko enters
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???
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#1@214 Shit.
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???
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#1@222 I can't fucking believe you came to
me in such a bad state.
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Sanae
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#1@260 engage the final boss
motherfucker!
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???
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#1@268 Why bother? It seems inevitable that
you'll get a game over here.
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???
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#1@276 My patterns would leave you so
frustrated.
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???
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#1@284 The Lunarians have definitely
fucked up this time.
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Sanae
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#1@292 the fucking hell?
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???
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#1@300 To think you might have so little lives
left from this game.
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<Boss title>
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Junko
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#1@308 It really does seem
inevitable.
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Junko
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#1@316 That I, Junko, will have such an easy
time against you because of it.
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Junko
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#1@324 I mean how many times have you been
blind sighted?
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Sanae
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#1@332 ex fucking scuse me?
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Sanae
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#1@340 how many breads have you eaten?
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Junko
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#1@348 absolutely none.
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Sanae
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#1@356 What the fuck is wrong with you
moon people and your elitism?
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♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
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Junko
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#1@364 It by no means can be helped at
all.
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Junko
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#1@372 It's just we will indeed overpower
you to the point of losing!
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Junko
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#1@380 For I will be the one to engage
the shrine maiden mother fucker!
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Junko
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#1@388 Chang'e! After this fight I will get
my high score on DoDonpachi back!
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Junko defeated
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