Th155/Marisa & Koishi's Scenario English

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Stage 1

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Marisa

Hey! You there?! Let's fight!

Ichirin

Hehe, sure thing.

Marisa

Hehe.

I just got some interesting power.

It kind of feels like cheating though.

Marisa

And I'm gonna test this on you until I get used to it. Be prepared!

Ichirin

Oh, what a coincidence.

I was just about to test my new

power as well.

Marisa

So...what now?

Futo

I know this seems sketchy...

Futo

but we're doing this as a duo.

Koishi

Aww. You two are doing the same Perfect Possession thing!

Koishi

The plan was to beat you up two on one, and now it's all ruined!

⧼lose⧽

Ichirin

Your minds have never reached harmony as a duo. Why would you pair up like that?

⧼win⧽

Ichirin

Awww. We lost.

Marisa

Not really used to these fighting duo shenanigans yet, but we did win at least.

Marisa

And I'm more surprised of the fact that you folks are also up for Perfect Possession.

Futo

All right, next time I'll play the master.

Ichirin

Yeah, yeah, I know, that's part of the deal.

Marisa

Wha- you can switch masters that easily?!

Stage 2

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Marisa

This Perfect Possession thing is much simpler than I thought.

Marisa

I could've sworn it had something to do with your power.

Koishi

I thought so too!

I was just about to say "I've finally grown stronger!"

But that's not true. How disappointing.

Marisa

If you can easily pair up with anyone, I'll probably just find someone else and say goodbye to this bummer.

Nitori

Hey, you there! You're using Perfect Possession, right?

Marisa

Oh, so you Kappas heard of it as well. The rumor of Perfect Possession.

Nitori

I just got myself perfectly possessed and we're cracking on it. You're also a part of our experiment. Ready yourself please.

Kokoro

Experiments are fun! Possession is also fun!

Marisa

......

Marisa

Nope, definitely not gonna pair up with these nuts.

Marisa

Anyway, the new partner thing is on hold for now.

⧼lose⧽

Nitori

The analysis went well! The conditions for Perfect Possession are identical to what the rumor says.

⧼win⧽

Nitori

I lost, but at least I got some good data for the experiment.

Marisa

So what's the experiment?

Nitori

This so-called Perfect Possession is

obviously a byproduct of the

Urban Legend Incident.

Nitori

In other words, if the

Urban Legend Incident gets resolved,

then Perfect Possession will end along with it.

Marisa

Don't tell me you're...

Nitori

Heh heh heh. Mark my words, Artificial Perfect Possession will be completed before the end of the incident!

Stage 3

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Marisa

So Perfect Possession is popping up all over the place at the same time.

Marisa

It's time to get serious.

Reimu

Oh, you're back again?

Marisa

How much progress have you made with your incident investigation?

Reimu

Ah yeah, about that... We ran into a little problem.

Marisa

Problem? What is it?

Reimu

We're planning out our attack strategy right now.

Marisa

You're planning an attack? So you've already found the root of the problem, yes? That was really fast.

Reimu

Uh... how do I put this... oh, well. The thing is that our old, direct approach may not work for this Perfect Possession incident.

Marisa

You're dodging the question and it's so obvious that you're hiding something.

Kasen

What brought you here anyway? Playing with Perfect Possession duels just for fun?

Kasen

If so, then we'll be your opponent. Take this as a warning.

Marisa

Ah, er, yeah.

But something's off about you Kasen.

You're not usually this aggressive.

Kasen

Hold nothing back!

⧼lose⧽

Reimu

For complete victory, I have no choice but to use you as a human sacrifice, Marisa.

⧼win⧽

Marisa

All right! I won! I'm the strongest!

Koishi

WE are the strongest!

Reimu

We lost...

Reimu

Oh well. I'll tell you the truth.

Koishi

Yay! And this is where the fun begins!

Marisa

This is starting to feel out of control...

Reimu

You should hurry over to the Concert Stage of the Sun.

Reimu

Something might be starting there.

Stage 4

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Marisa

So about the concert stage.

Marisa

And I heard that Prismriver's concert is going live there tonight.

Marisa

Don't tell me the culprit is...!

Koishi

Who is...?

Marisa

No, there's no way, right...?

Yukari

Oh, why, hello there.

Marisa

Yukari... You are here.

Looks like we really are getting

closer to the truth behind this incident.

Yukari

You must've done your research on Perfect Possession to make your way here.

Yukari

Incidentally, which species do you think specializes in possession?

Marisa

Something without a body, something like a phantom...

Marisa

Oh! No way! Don't tell me it's those marching band poltergeist sisters?!

Yukari

Heh, if that were the case,

then this would be resolved in an instant.

Obviously not.

Marisa

Figures. Phew, for some reason, I'm feeling relieved.

Yukari

All right, that's enough of that.

Yukari

Now, you'll have to make an important choice.

Marisa

Huh? A choice?

Yukari

To withdraw here and now, or to taste the truth for yourself.

Marisa

A meaningless choice, as always. Who would anyone turn back after coming this far?

Yukari

Oh yes, there's one more choice.

To lose to me here and forget you ever had this conversation.

Now, decide you two!

⧼lose⧽

Yukari

And I was even trying to lose on purpose... The plan failed.

⧼win⧽

Yukari

Oh my, I lost.

Marisa

Everyone else is using perfect possession, but you're the only one by yourself, huh?

Yukari

Can you guess why that is?

Koishi

Ooh, I know!

It's 'cause you have no friends, right?

So sad...

Yukari

You'll find out soon enough.

The Prismriver's concert is

about to begin,

Yukari

and the most disastrous pair is going

to be targeting the audience.

Perhaps you'd like to see it for yourselves?

Stage 5

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Marisa

The concert's about to begin.

Koishi

So excited the concert! What music are they gonna play?

Marisa

Hey hey, that's not what we're here for.

Marisa

Something's gonna show up. We need to keep an eye out.

Koishi

But we know who's gonna show up, right?

The Prismrivers With H, right?

We can't miss this! You're gonna regret it!

(Based on an old ad slogan by Hudson Soft "買わなきゃソンソン!", "Buy it or regret it!".

ソンソン (sonson) = 損損, ソン is from ハドソン (Hudson) The slogan itself is transformed from a famous Awa Dance singing "踊る阿呆に見る阿呆 同じ阿呆なら 踊らにゃ損々(your loss if you don't dance)")

Marisa

Pairing up with Koishi was a mistake...

Joon

We did it!

The concert we all waited for!

And soon they'll be playing the music!

Koishi

Right?! This is gonna be so fun!

Joon

Can't wait for the moment the audience stops thinking.

Koishi

I love not thinking!

Marisa

H-hey! Who're you?!

Joon

Huh? What's it to you? Back off, trash.

Marisa

What'd did you just say?!

Joon

You. You made it this far by looking into perfect possession, huh?

Joon

I'll praise you for that at least.

Marisa

So you're saying you're the one behind Perfect Possession then?!

Joon

Correct! I'm Joon Yorigami, the goddess who brings wealth.

Marisa

You bring wealth?

Koishi

Oh? You seem like a nice person!

Joon

Now, I'm gonna be ripping off the audience. Know your place and stay out of my way.

Marisa

Wait, so when you say you bring wealth, you mean to yourself?

Joon

Obviously.

I'm not like my sister,

I'm good at getting money.

Marisa

Your sister?

Shion

That's a cruel way

to put it, Joon.

It's not like I want to be poor.

Koishi

Wah, some thin lady popped out of nowhere.

Shion

You wouldn't be able to

set up this perfect possession

trap without me.

Joon

Don't get any closer! You'll infect me with your poverty.

Marisa

You two... What exactly are you after?

Joon

We're gonna force perfect possession onto this

huge crowd of audiences, taking their belongings,

one after another.

Joon

People at a concert are especially defenseless, mentally, so this'll be a cinch.

Marisa

Wait, so you're just a pickpocket? You caused this whole incident just for that?

Joon

I'm no petty thief. All wealth naturally returns to me.

Shion

It's because Joon is a plague god.

Any human my little sister haunts will support

her financially of their own will.

Shion

And I'm Shion, a poverty god.

I'm perfect possessing my sister because

I thought I'd get in on this blessing.

Marisa

A poverty god who's sisters with a plague god? Eugh, no way I'm getting anywhere near that!

Koishi

Wow, it's like, they really are the worst, most disastrous pair.

Marisa

But whatever,

it's too late to back out.

I'm ending your ambitions here and now!

Joon

Oh, the concert's started.

Joon

I'm not letting a big chance like this slip away.

Shion

Let's take care of this before the music ends.

These girls don't even know what they're doing,

this'll be quick.

Joon

You got that right! I, the plague god...

Shion

And I, the poverty god...

Joon Shion

We're the worst, most disastrous sisters! And we won't let you forget it!!

⧼lose⧽
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Joon

You are indeed worthy as our opponents. However...

Marisa

We aren't gonna lose against you ladies.

Just look at that negative aura of yours.

How would that bring you the victory?

Joon

Ahahahaha! Your playtime has ended!

At this moment,

You are nothing but a failure!

Joon

Possession Exchange "Absolute Loser!"

⧼win⧽