Th155/Yukari & Reimu's Scenario English

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Stage 1

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Joon

I'm looking forward to tonight's concert too! We'll take as much as we want from this audience!

Shion

Hey, Joon, isn't it about time you gave me my cut?

Joon

What? But if I gave it to you,

you'd just lose it right away.

Let me handle the cash.

Shion

But you just spend it all right away! Either way it never gets to me!

Joon

If we run out then we just take more.

That's what it means to have

a fountain of wealth.

Shion

Well, I guess. Let's rake it in tonight.

Joon

Ah, someone showed up.

Yukari

That's far enough.

Yukari

Poverty god Shion and plague god Joon, this mischief has gone on a little too long.

Joon

What's with you?

The concert's about to start,

so stay out of our way.

Yukari

Hee hee. I'm so giddy. I finally get to punish you two.

Joon

Geez, what's your problem?

Fine fine, we're the masterminds of

the Perfect Possession Incident.

Joon

I'm sure you've heard the rumors that it's completely impossible to beat us?

Yukari

But you never know until you try, right?

Yukari

I'm plenty strong by myself, but I brought the ultimate supporter.

Yukari

Once it's her turn, the incident is as good as resolved.

Shion

Hey, Joon. The small fry just keeps

going on and on. It just never ends.

Is this my bad luck?

Joon

It's so pitiful I can't bear to watch.

Doesn't seem like she even has

any luck for me to drain.

Joon

Maybe you'd be happier slipping into the crowd and then, I dunno, dropping dead?

Yukari

Ha...

People born to be hated like you

don't know even know what true happiness is.

Yukari

You've never known happiness, so your personalities have become twisted.

Yukari

But rejoice!

Yukari

I'll grant you the happiness they call a total loss.

Yukari

What joy!

Yukari

It's time to begin the special concert that will change your lives!

⧼lose⧽

Shion

Okay, now she's too pitiful for me to watch either.

⧼win⧽

Joon

Tee hee hee. Just from how you talk, I'm guessing you have some skill.

Joon

But it's right about time for playtime to end!

Yukari

It's coming... Are you ready, Reimu?

Reimu

I still don't quite get it, but leave it to me!

Joon

Now's when your fate is sealed! Your loss is decided!

Joon

Possession Exchange "Absolute Loser"

Stage 2

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Shion

All right, you're possessed! Now Joon's victory is assured!

Shion

...Wait, Joon? Where'd you go?

Reimu

Oh... so that's what it was.

Reimu

Yukari's explanation gave me no clue what was going to happen.

Shion

Y-You! How are you moving freely?!

Shion

You were supposed to become Joon's slave and have your freedom taken away...

Reimu

True, you have the power

to guarantee defeat for

anyone you possess...

Reimu

And your sister, the plague god,

can switch slaves, forcing you

on someone else...

Reimu

In other words, you can force defeat on any opponent. Absolutely.

Reimu

You really are the worst, most disastrous combo.

Reimu

But you were no match for two truly strong people.

Shion

You were supposed to lose control of your body when you possessed Joon...

Shion

But how?! How are you still moving?

Reimu

Look closely. You're the master now.

Shion

Eh?

Reimu

And I'm a master too.

Yukari flipped the border

of master and slave.

Reimu

So the partners who were switched were Yukari and your sister.

Joon

Crap! It was a trap!

Joon

I'm the enemy's slave now!

Shion

What?!

Shion

So I'm not possessing Yukari then...? Wait, then my slave must be-

Yukari

Right answer!

Like this, both your power as a poverty god

and her power as a plague god are meaningless.

Yukari

Now Reimu,

I won't be able to offer you any more assistance.

Take care of this poverty god.

Shion

They switched the master and slave?

They can do that?

There's someone who can do that?

Joon

Ah, we're done for! There's no way you can win on your own, sis!

Joon

You're totally useless in battle!

You're just a gloomy, poor, smelly, miser

who can't do anything on your own!

Joon

All you ever do is complain!

There's not a single good thing about you!

And now you're on your own!

Joon

I mean, you're a god of poverty who's never experienced victory even once.

Joon

In a one-on-one fight with the goddamned incident-resolving shrine maiden!?

Joon

It's over! We lost!

Reimu

Okay okay, that's enough of the harsh farewell.

Reimu

Now, all I have to do is beat

this small fry poverty god whose

only power is to make people lose.

Shion

Joon... All of you...

Shion

Even if everyone's always looking down on me, you didn't have to go that far!

Shion

My name is Shion Yorigami!

Shion

I'm a poverty god who brings bad luck even to crying children!

Reimu

Wh-What an incredible negative aura!

Shion

I've never been serious about this until now.

Shion

If I let it all out,

everyone will be unfortunate,

including me!

Shion

But I've had enough. Who cares about winning or losing?

Shion

When I'm done here, we'll all be losers.

Shion

The shrine maiden, me, and you too, Joon!

Reimu

This negative aura makes the plague god seem like nothing!

Reimu

Did our plan fail when we put the poverty god in center stage?!

Shion

No one wins. No one finds happiness.

Shion

I'll show you a world where we all suffer together!

Reimu

If I get swallowed up by this, I'll lose for no reason!

Reimu

Pull yourself together! I'm the incident-resolving shrine maiden!

Shion

The plague and poverty gods were the worst, most disastrous combo?

Shion

Don't make me laugh!

Shion

I was the worst and most disastrous all on my own!

I am the god of poverty,

Shion Yorigami!

Shion

Die cowering before poverty!

⧼lose⧽
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Shion

Uwaaa!

Reimu

What is this! Suddenly the atmosphere turns different!

Shion

Reimu

Shion

Reimu

Reimu

⧼win⧽