Chiurno's completely zan'd adventure

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Because I, gray person needed to get onto this at some point... Maybe... Or to just get some ideas out of my head.

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Tan 1

Cirno

#0@34Yeah man.

Cirno

#0@42I got this sick tan that's giving all this Summer Energy™.

Eternity Larva enters

Eternity

#0@110SO HOT I CAN FEEL MY SOUL BURNING!

<Boss title>

Eternity

#0@148Oh wow Churno you gut a sick tan. And I thought you'd melt away in all this heat.

Cirno

#0@156Bruh when your chill af like me you don't even have the right to just water.

Eternity

#0@164Well I'm the stage 1 boss so in the spirit of summer and for the sake of having a fight...

(untranslated)

Eternity

#0@172AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Eternity Larva defeated

Cirno

#1@34AAAAAAA- I take this scream off! Heck ye!

Eternity

#1@42But I was saying more A's than you ever where Cherno.

Cirno

#1@50Well quite frankly you weren't taking enough Summer Energy™ to yell your loudest.

Cirno

#1@58I'm gonna go rule this effin place now.

Eternity

#1@66If you're going to take over Gensokyo can I perhaps be vice ruler?

Cirno

#1@74The tan says no!

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Tan 2

Nemuno

#0@34Whatdawhosit-

Nemuno

#0@42GIT UFF UF MAH LAWN

Cirno

#0@50Nah dude. I'm enjoyin' my Summer Energy™.

Cirno

#0@58That and this lawn will probably become my property as soon as I take over.

<Boss title>

Nemuno

#0@66U kids n' ur takn ovr the wurld thinkn u own evrythin'

Nemuno

#0@74Nau go on n' git befur I go do sumthin' nasty to ye!

Cirno

#0@82Don't be rippin' into me like that with your cut off style of talking!

Cirno

#0@90Also I'm friggin 60 so I'm no runt!

KNIVES! (not again)

Nemuno

#0@98Muthrfuckr ye relly wunt som?

Nemuno

#0@106A'ight then bout time anywey! I CUT YOU!

Nemuno Sakata defeated

Nemuno

#1@34CRIMMINY u'er nut lik must uf them uther feries

Cirno

#1@42I'd make a reference to a strongest meme here

Cirno

#1@50But I've ascended far beyond that and now I fully embrace the Summer Energy™.

Nemuno

#1@58Ye high rite nao?

Nemuno

#1@66It's nao fall ye 9 bit dult, is ye brain that ice culd?

Cirno

#1@74My brain? Maybe.

Cirno

#1@82But FUCK you're right I'm not feeling so much Summer Energy™ no more!

Cirno

#1@90Also what the heck I thought we weren't going to do cliche jokes for me?

Nemuno

#1@98Wut cliche joke? I just picked a numbe' and dicided to use et.

Nemuno

#1@106Pur'ly coincedentl. I meen I culd've gone nd used 6 but yu dun louk lik' that

Cirno

#1@114Perhaps I should go to the next stage before old memes and jagged English end up killing me.

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Tan 3

Cirno

#0@34Pfft these leaves are pink.

Aunn Komano enters

Aunn

#0@102You drunk?

<Boss title>

Aunn

#0@140Because quite frankly it's a cherry petal you dip.

Cirno

#0@148Whalecum! also you guys are the gayest.

Cirno

#0@156SPRING ENERGY©?! The fuck is going on today?!

Aunn

#0@164Do you really call all the seasons as if it were a sports drink?

Cirno

#0@172It's the tan that compels me! In fact I'm still getting Summer Energy™ from it.

Cirno

#0@180But holy shit this is like that SWR thing all over again but with seasons.

Aunn

#0@188Wait how do you even know about what happened in that game.

Cirno

#0@196Lemme remember...

Cirno

#0@204OH YEAH Soku is a thing and I'm like the most top tier character in that game.

Aunn

#0@212Last I checked you're pretty close to the bottom of that list.

a pair of divine breasts

Aunn

#0@220Now I think it's best you leave or I'm going to bite you sun tanned butt!

Aunn

#0@228OUT OUT AWO AWO!

Aunn Komano defeated

Aunn

#1@34Brr-!

Aunn

#1@42H-how d-did you e-even win after b-being c-compared to S-S-Soku?

Cirno

#1@50Bitch if I can beat out Yukari and Okuu in most cases I can beat out anyone.

Aunn

#1@58BRRRRRRR. Okay no longer cold now.

Aunn

#1@66Also rude! Though I mean I am a bitch I'm not that kind of bitch!

Cirno

#1@74Wait so now you're calling yourself a bitch?

Aunn

#1@82No I-

Cirno

#1@90HAHAHAHAHA YOU CALLED YOURSELF A BITCH THAT'S GOLDEN.

Cirno

#1@98Well anyway might go over to that winter stage now.

Aunn

#1@106WAIT no I'm not done talking to you-!

Aunn

#1@114Oh damn it she's gone and she's going to spam her summer whatever's everywhere.

Aunn

#1@122Well I suppose for the sake of doing a reference to the real script and that Under... Dunder thing.

Aunn

#1@130u maybe are not gonna like what happens

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Tan 4

Mai

#0@104Yo sick tan Faggot, Sup nibba

Cirno

#0@112Ayy, so u are the sl00t of today?

Cirno

#0@120I will rape you then

Mai

#0@128Lol no u

Mai

#0@136I'm going to make you my own sl00t like the other green hair faget

Narumi Yatadera enters

Narumi

#0@204Did sumone say sex with sl00ts?

<Boss title>

Narumi

#0@242Boi, im really hot right now, I want it

Narumi

#0@250I want the ass of that tanned nibba Fairy

Mai

#0@258Lol ok, have fun raping yourselves crazy gay fags

Mai

#0@266Bye bitches

Cirno

#0@390Lol, what a Crazy Pole Fag

Cirno

#0@398But I got an extra thicc ass to fuck now, so no problem

Narumi

#0@406and your tan makes this forest even more hot

Narumi

#0@414But this forest is of the hella gay mag00cian so fuck off

Cirno

#0@4222 scared, PADS bitch?

Narumi

#0@430Stfu I dont have pads like the gay maid, and the forest of the gay mag00cian is lurking over us to see nice and good bentai of us 2

Cirno

#0@438um wtf anywaYSSSS......

Cirno

#0@446i got Winter Energy™ and that shit makes me CRAZE

Cirno

#0@454so u lose

(untranslated)

Narumi

#0@462bitch we didnt start omfg

Narumi

#0@470so... do u wanna have sEXX???????

Narumi

#0@478if not go fukin die m8

Narumi Yatadera defeated

Narumi

#1@34wtf how did a fary resis old spice

Cirno

#1@42Winter Energy™ it can resist anyting

Narumi

#1@50oh

Narumi

#1@58how u get that energy tho

Narumi

#1@66only ⑨s can get powah like tat

Cirno

#1@74eye am a ⑨ B A K A

Narumi

#1@82why u call me baka, B A K A

Narumi

#1@90ugh i hate debates with faries

Narumi

#1@98but faries arent powerful liek u

Cirno

#1@106wut bicth?

Narumi

#1@114idk u too strong to be cannon

Narumi

#1@122but u got a dor on ur back i wan 1

Cirno

#1@130a wut? aaAAAAHHHH

Narumi

#1@138o shit she gone

Narumi

#1@146uhhhh

Narumi

#1@154im not a retarded neet now! holy fuk thx zun

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baka land

Cirno

#0@104my Winter Energy™ is gone NOOOOOOO!

Mai

#0@112wtf is going on? oh its u

Mai

#0@120did da baka beat the neet? holy fukin shit churno 2 strong in 2hu

Cirno

#0@128dam rite but who tf are u?

Mai

#0@136da fuq its fary wars all over again

Satono Nishida enters

Satono

#0@238wtf mai y a fukin fary at da strip club?

Satono

#0@246faries don have munz

Mai

#0@254i wanz jizzo but her bitch ass wasnt powahful

Mai

#0@262tbh churno is strong tbh saw her in fary wars?

Cirno

#0@270wut

Cirno

#0@278r u stalkin meh?

<Boss title>

Mai

#0@286yeah...?

Satono

#0@294holy fuk mai is that ur "secrat affairs"

bamboo stick girls

Mai

#0@302faries get me hornty itz how i do my dances

Satono

#0@310imma beat her up now cuz of dis

Satono

#0@318sure dere are many faries ou there

Cirno

#0@326u cant baet meh eye got Door Energy™

Mai

#0@334so a fary got energy from these fukin doors? oh dam

Mai

#0@342we will gladly give you... BULLSHIT DANCES

Satono Nishida and Mai Teireida defeated

Cirno

#1@34i still got Door Energy™ wanna die nao

Mai

#1@42we cant die also u changed da wae u say "I"??

Satono

#1@50o fuk that is inexcusable

Mai

#1@58gtfo u can see our mastah

Cirno

#1@66are fukin kidding me

Mai

#1@74u aint strong as fary wars

Satono

#1@82in fary wars u freeze the fUCKIN BULLETS

Cirno

#1@90wtf is a fary war?

Cirno

#1@98anyways i gonna go anyway

Mai

#1@106wut no bicth

Satono

#1@114ur power was made by mastah's wed u aint that strong rn

Satono

#1@122our bullshit dances are just simple dances u aint ready for marisa ex mode churno

Cirno

#1@130r u fukin baka i can baet ur powerful ass

Cirno

#1@138i can frez bulets plz notice me striperz

Satono

#1@146stfu fary im on da phone

Satono

#1@154....no we want mickey d's ....idc, but get mai chicken nugets.

Mai

#1@162wut she want?

Satono

#1@170we going to MICKEY DSSSS

Satono

#1@178AND WE AINT ORDERING ON THE DOLLAH MENU

Mai

#1@186OH SHIT WE GOTTA GO NOW

Cirno

#1@198i want micky d 2!

Cirno

#1@206i got othah plans tho... umm

Cirno

#1@214ZUN GOD WUT DO I DO

Cirno

#1@222(*Listens to the demons yelling at her*)

Cirno

#1@230ok i go to the dark plaec

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baka finale

Cirno

#0@34wtf is dis shit

Cirno

#0@42dat was the easiest staeg 6... like ever

Cirno

#0@50ima quit da gaem

Okina Matara enters

Okina

#0@118y was clownpiss at mcronalds?

Okina

#0@156o shit a fukin fary? how u get here?

Cirno

#0@164OMGOMG A GOD NOTICE MEH

Cirno

#0@172BATTLE ME EYE DA STRONGEST

Okina

#0@180

Okina

#0@188

Okina

#0@196

Cirno

#0@204

<Boss title>

Okina

#0@212

Okina

#0@220

Okina

#0@228

Okina

#0@236

Okina

#0@244

Cirno

#0@252

Okina

#0@260

Okina

#0@268

Cirno

#0@276

Cirno

#0@284

(untranslated)

Okina

#0@292

Okina

#0@300

Okina

#0@308

Okina

#0@316

Okina

#0@324

Okina

#0@332

Okina Matara defeated