Th16/Marisa's Scenario in English

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Stage 1

Marisa

#0@34What the actual fuck? I'm trying to blow shit up and it's hot as hell!

Eternity Larva enters

Eternity

#0@102lol look at this bitch

<Boss title>

Eternity

#0@140it's fucking summer, i'm a fucking fairy yet i know that

Marisa

#0@148Fuck off! I didn't think it would be this hot!

Marisa

#0@156But damn, it IS really hot.

Eternity

#0@164haha you're fucking stupid you're wearing winter clothing in the middle of summer

A Midsummer Fairy's Dream

Eternity

#0@172i'll beat you up for this crime against fashion so get ready to be fucking annihilated

Eternity Larva defeated

Eternity

#1@34HOLY SHIT!

Marisa

#1@42Don't get in my way, bitch!

Eternity

#1@50then tell the fashion police why you committed this crime

Marisa

#1@58It's really fucking cold where I live! It's almost like winter!

Marisa

#1@66What the hell is going on?

Eternity

#1@74LMAO you think i would believe that it's obviously summer

Marisa

#1@82Do you think I'm that stupid? Of course I know it's summer here.

Marisa

#1@90Welp, this is a tricky incident. It'll still end up in me kicking ass like always, however.

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Stage 2

Nemuno

#0@34What the actual fuck?

Nemuno

#0@42GET OFF OF MY LAWN!

Marisa

#0@50I've never seen this bitch before.

Marisa

#0@58Who the fuck are you?

<Boss title>

Nemuno

#0@66THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY

Nemuno

#0@74I'VE ALWAYS SAT ON THIS HERE LAWN NEVER WENT ANYWHERE ELSE

Nemuno

#0@82AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU COME

Marisa

#0@90Well, I don't really care about you. My name is Marisa, bitch!

Marisa

#0@98Why is this place fucking autumn? This is some SWR shit!

Deep-Mountain Encounter

Nemuno

#0@106I DON'T KNOW SHIT, I JUST KNOW ABOUT MY LAWN!!! YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!

Nemuno

#0@114I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOU UP AND GIVE YOU HELL IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MAH LAWN

Nemuno

#1@34JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU'RE TOO OP FOR MY LAWN

Marisa

#1@42That's right, bitch! I'm Marisa the human and I'm good at blowing shit up!

Nemuno

#1@50YOU'RE A FUCKING OP HUMAN THAT'S WHAT

Nemuno

#1@58YOU SHOULD GET NERFED, NOTHING SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET BETWEEN ME AND MY LAWN

Nemuno

#1@66BUT I'LL LET YOU STAY ON THIS LAWN FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY A WHILE

Marisa

#1@74Well, I don't need your permission.

Marisa

#1@82Do you have any leads on who's fucking with the seasons? It's only fall near your lawn.

Nemuno

#1@90WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ONLY FALL NEAR YOUR LAWN?"

Marisa

#1@98Are you that out of the loop? Someone's messing with the seasons, and I wanna kick their ass.

Nemuno

#1@106AGAIN, I JUST KNOW MY LAWN!

Marisa

#1@114Why don't you go marry your lawn? Like gosh, it's just a lawn.

Nemuno

#1@122DID YOU JUST INSULT MY LAWN? GET THE FUCK OUT, NOW!

Marisa

#1@130I'm too cool for your lawn anyway!

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Stage 3

Marisa

#0@34I wanted to check shit out around Reimu's shrine to find someone else to beat up.

Marisa

#0@42However, there's a lot of cherry petal spam, and I doubt the main bitch would be here.

Aunn Komano enters

Aunn

#0@110Hello, Marisa <3!

Aunn

#0@148Reimu's kicking ass right now!~

Marisa

#0@156Who is this bitch?

<Boss title>

Aunn

#0@164Oh, don't be like that! I'm Komano the komainu!

Aunn

#0@172Although this is our first time talking.

Marisa

#0@180Is it, now.

Aunn

#0@188I may not look it, but I've been quietly protecting shrines and temples for quite some time now!

Marisa

#0@196Komainu are... those things, right? Those statues people always use as meet-up locations.

Aunn

#0@204Well, yes, I suppose. Despite appearances, I'm the guardian god of this shrine.

Marisa

#0@212Ah hah hah! Pretendin' to be an ally won't trick me!

A Pair of Divine Beasts

Marisa

#0@220Some guardian god you are! The shrine's smack-dab in the middle of an incident right now!

Marisa

#0@228I'm gonna beat you down and turn the shrine's season back to normal!

Aunn Komano defeated

Aunn

#1@34I lost~!

Aunn

#1@42I came here to do everything I could for the shrine, but I got beaten up...

Marisa

#1@50I didn't feel any aura comin' from you that was related to the incident after all.

Marisa

#1@58Well, uh, y'know. Sorry.

Aunn

#1@66I told you I was on the shrine's side in the first place, didn't I?

Marisa

#1@74So, will you help me out with my incident investigation?

Aunn

#1@82Yes, certainly!

Aunn

#1@90I've only been around the shrines and temples, but the only things that were out of the ordinary...

Aunn

#1@98Were the fairies going berserk? Besides that, not much.

Marisa

#1@106Those little squirts always freak out during incidents, though.

Marisa

#1@114Aside from that...

Marisa

#1@122There's the fact that a komainu like you, who usually does stuff in hiding, is out and about...

Marisa

#1@130Now that I think about it, that does seem weird.

Marisa

#1@138I guess I'll check out the last season's location just to be safe, then draw my conclusion?

Aunn

#1@146Good luck! I'll be cheering you on from the shadows!

Marisa

#1@154Let's table the cheering. It'll just throw me off.