I tried doing a troll translation for Marisa's scenario, although I'm not very good at it.
It's kind of close to the script, except some personalities are a bit exaggerated and Marisa's a bit more vulgar and violent.
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st01d.msg.jdiff
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Stage 1
Marisa
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#0@34 What the actual fuck? I'm trying
to blow shit up and it's hot as hell!
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Eternity Larva enters
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Eternity
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#0@102 lol look at this bitch
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<Boss title>
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Eternity
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#0@140 it's fucking summer, i'm a
fucking fairy yet i know that
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Marisa
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#0@148 Fuck off! I didn't think it
would be this hot!
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Marisa
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#0@156 But damn, it IS really hot.
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Eternity
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#0@164 haha you're fucking stupid you're wearing
winter clothing in the middle of summer
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♪ A Midsummer Fairy's Dream
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Eternity
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#0@172 i'll beat you up for this crime against
fashion so get ready to be fucking annihilated
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Eternity Larva defeated
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Eternity
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#1@34 HOLY SHIT!
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Marisa
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#1@42 Don't get in my way, bitch!
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Eternity
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#1@50 then tell the fashion police why
you committed this crime
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Marisa
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#1@58 It's really fucking cold where I live!
It's almost like winter!
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Marisa
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#1@66 What the hell is going on?
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Eternity
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#1@74 LMAO you think i would believe that
it's obviously summer
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Marisa
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#1@82 Do you think I'm that stupid?
Of course I know it's summer here.
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Marisa
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#1@90 Welp, this is a tricky incident. It'll still end
up in me kicking ass like always, however.
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st02d.msg.jdiff
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Stage 2
Nemuno
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#0@34 What the actual fuck?
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Nemuno
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#0@42 GET OFF OF MY LAWN!
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Marisa
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#0@50 I've never seen this bitch before.
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Marisa
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#0@58 Who the fuck are you?
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<Boss title>
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Nemuno
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#0@66 THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO SAY
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Nemuno
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#0@74 I'VE ALWAYS SAT ON THIS HERE LAWN
NEVER WENT ANYWHERE ELSE
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Nemuno
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#0@82 AND THEN SUDDENLY YOU COME
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Marisa
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#0@90 Well, I don't really care about you.
My name is Marisa, bitch!
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Marisa
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#0@98 Why is this place fucking autumn?
This is some SWR shit!
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♪ Deep-Mountain Encounter
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Nemuno
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#0@106 I DON'T KNOW SHIT, I JUST KNOW ABOUT MY
LAWN!!! YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!
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Nemuno
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#0@114 I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOU UP AND GIVE YOU
HELL IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MAH LAWN
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Nemuno
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#1@34 JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!
YOU'RE TOO OP FOR MY LAWN
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Marisa
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#1@42 That's right, bitch! I'm Marisa the human
and I'm good at blowing shit up!
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Nemuno
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#1@50 YOU'RE A FUCKING OP HUMAN THAT'S WHAT
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Nemuno
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#1@58 YOU SHOULD GET NERFED, NOTHING SHOULD
BE ABLE TO GET BETWEEN ME AND MY LAWN
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Nemuno
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#1@66 BUT I'LL LET YOU STAY ON THIS LAWN
FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY A WHILE
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Marisa
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#1@74 Well, I don't need your permission.
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Marisa
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#1@82 Do you have any leads on who's fucking with
the seasons? It's only fall near your lawn.
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Nemuno
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#1@90 WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
"ONLY FALL NEAR YOUR LAWN?"
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Marisa
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#1@98 Are you that out of the loop? Someone's messing
with the seasons, and I wanna kick their ass.
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Nemuno
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#1@106 AGAIN, I JUST KNOW MY LAWN!
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Marisa
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#1@114 Why don't you go marry your lawn?
Like gosh, it's just a lawn.
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Nemuno
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#1@122 DID YOU JUST INSULT MY LAWN?
GET THE FUCK OUT, NOW!
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Marisa
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#1@130 I'm too cool for your lawn anyway!
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st03d.msg.jdiff
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Stage 3
Marisa
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#0@34 I wanted to check shit out around Reimu's
shrine to find someone else to beat up.
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Marisa
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#0@42 However, there's a lot of cherry petal spam,
and I doubt the main bitch would be here.
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Aunn Komano enters
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Aunn
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#0@110 Hello, Marisa <3!
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Aunn
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#0@148 Reimu's kicking ass right now!~
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Marisa
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#0@156 Who is this bitch?
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<Boss title>
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Aunn
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#0@164 Don't be so rude! :(
I'm Komano the komainu! :3
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Aunn
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#0@172 Although we've never talked before... T_T
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Marisa
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#0@180 We really havent.
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Aunn
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#0@188 I've been watching over this shrine for
a while, as a volunteer! :3
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Marisa
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#0@196 So you're some statue bitch that watches
over Reimu's shit, right?
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Aunn
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#0@204 That's absolutely right! I'm like the
guardian god of this shrine and all xD!
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Marisa
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#0@212 LOL you're lying, right! Pretending to be all
nice and even using weird ass emoticons?
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♪ A Pair of Divine Beasts
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Marisa
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#0@220 Why the fuck would I believe you? There's an
incident and some ass needs to be kicked!
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Marisa
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#0@228 And so far, it's looking like you're the
next ass I'll kick!
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Aunn Komano defeated
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Aunn
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#1@34 I lost~!
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Aunn
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#1@42 I came here to do everything I could
for the shrine, but I got beaten up T_T...
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Marisa
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#1@50 Well, even if you are fucking annoying,
You're not related to the main bitches.
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Marisa
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#1@58 Whoops! Well, this just proves
how badass I am!
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Aunn
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#1@66 But I was always on your side, and
now you're being so mean.... :(
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Marisa
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#1@74 Well, at least help me figure out
who the main bitch is.
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Aunn
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#1@82 Okay! :D
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Aunn
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#1@90 Nothing was really weird here, all I found out was that
fairies were being a bit annoying....
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Aunn
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#1@98 Nothing else, I promise you!
From the bottom of my heart! <3
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Marisa
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#1@106 Those little shits always freak out in
incidents, and even then I can kick their ass!
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Marisa
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#1@114 Aside from that...
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Marisa
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#1@122 You're a statue bitch, so you're supposed
to hide and not actually annoy us out loud..
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Marisa
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#1@130 This shit is getting weirder and weirder.
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Marisa
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#1@138 I'll find some ass to kick in the winter stage,
and then figure out whose ass to start kicking!
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Aunn
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#1@146 Good luck! <3
You'll have to wait for the demo, though!
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Marisa
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#1@154 Please stop being so damn annoying.
It wont help me kick ass.
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