Th16/Marisa's Scenario in English

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Stage 1

Marisa

#0@34What's the big idea here?! It's freakin' HOT!

Eternity Larva enters

Eternity

#0@102What do we have here?

<Boss title>

Eternity

#0@140Of course summer is hot. Even fairies know that.

Marisa

#0@148I thought it wasn't gonna be this hot! That's why I'm bundled up like this.

Marisa

#0@156But damn, it IS really hot.

Eternity

#0@164Now that I look at you, you're totally dressed for the wrong season. You look so dumb!

A Midsummer Fairy's Dream

Eternity

#0@172Come on! Get some exercise, and taste this summer heat with your whole body!

Eternity Larva defeated

Eternity

#1@34So hoooot!

Marisa

#1@42Hot indeed!

Eternity

#1@50If it's so hot then why are you dressed like that?

Marisa

#1@58It's so cold over where I live that it's snowing! It's practically winter!

Marisa

#1@66Seriously, what is going on?

Eternity

#1@74That sure is a good joke. It's the height of summer right now.

Marisa

#1@82Yeah, I can see that. It's definitely summer 'round here.

Marisa

#1@90Haven't had an incident this hard to get a hold of in a while. I'm not even sure where to go investigate next.

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Stage 2

Nemuno

#0@34What?

Nemuno

#0@42This here's s'posedta' be my territory.

Marisa

#0@50Huh, haven't seen you before.

Marisa

#0@58Who the fuck are you?

<Boss title>

Nemuno

#0@66That oughta be my line.

Nemuno

#0@74I'VE ALWAYS SAT ON THIS HERE LAWN NEVER WENT ANYWHERE ELSE

Nemuno

#0@82And all of a sudden, you came flyin' up.

Marisa

#0@90Oh, sorry about that. I'm Marisa the magician.

Marisa

#0@98Why is this place fucking autumn? This is some SWR shit!

Deep-Mountain Encounter

Nemuno

#0@106I DON'T KNOW SHIT, I JUST KNOW ABOUT MY LAWN!!! YOU GET OFF MY LAWN!

Nemuno

#0@114I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOU UP AND GIVE YOU HELL IF YOU DON'T GET OFF MAH LAWN

Nemuno

#1@34JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! YOU'RE TOO OP FOR MY LAWN

Marisa

#1@42That's right, bitch! I'm Marisa the human and I'm good at blowing shit up!

Nemuno

#1@50YOU'RE A FUCKING OP HUMAN THAT'S WHAT

Nemuno

#1@58YOU SHOULD GET NERFED, NOTHING SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET BETWEEN ME AND MY LAWN

Nemuno

#1@66BUT I'LL LET YOU STAY ON THIS LAWN FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY A WHILE

Marisa

#1@74Well, I don't need your permission.

Marisa

#1@82Do you have any leads on who's fucking with the seasons? It's only fall near your lawn.

Nemuno

#1@90WHAT THE HELL? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "ONLY FALL NEAR YOUR LAWN?"

Marisa

#1@98Are you that out of the loop? Someone's messing with the seasons, and I wanna kick their ass.

Nemuno

#1@106AGAIN, I JUST KNOW MY LAWN!

Marisa

#1@114Why don't you go marry your lawn? Like gosh, it's just a lawn.

Nemuno

#1@122DID YOU JUST INSULT MY LAWN? GET THE FUCK OUT, NOW!

Marisa

#1@130I'm too cool for your lawn anyway!

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Stage 3

Marisa

#0@34I wanted to check shit out around Reimu's shrine to find someone else to beat up.

Marisa

#0@42However, there's a lot of cherry petal spam, and I doubt the main bitch would be here.

Aunn Komano enters

Aunn

#0@110Hello, Marisa <3!

Aunn

#0@148Reimu's kicking ass right now!~

Marisa

#0@156Who is this bitch?

<Boss title>

Aunn

#0@164Don't be so rude! :( I'm Komano the komainu! :3

Aunn

#0@172Although we've never talked before... T_T

Marisa

#0@180We really havent.

Aunn

#0@188I've been watching over this shrine for a while, as a volunteer! :3

Marisa

#0@196So you're some statue bitch that watches over Reimu's shit, right?

Aunn

#0@204That's absolutely right! I'm like the guardian god of this shrine and all xD!

Marisa

#0@212LOL you're lying, right! Pretending to be all nice and even using weird ass emoticons?

A Pair of Divine Beasts

Marisa

#0@220Why the fuck would I believe you? There's an incident and some ass needs to be kicked!

Marisa

#0@228And so far, it's looking like you're the next ass I'll kick!

Aunn Komano defeated

Aunn

#1@34I lost~!

Aunn

#1@42I came here to do everything I could for the shrine, but I got beaten up T_T...

Marisa

#1@50Well, even if you are fucking annoying, You're not related to the main bitches.

Marisa

#1@58Whoops! Well, this just proves how badass I am!

Aunn

#1@66But I was always on your side, and now you're being so mean.... :(

Marisa

#1@74Well, at least help me figure out who the main bitch is.

Aunn

#1@82Okay! :D

Aunn

#1@90Nothing was really weird here, all I found out was that fairies were being a bit annoying....

Aunn

#1@98Nothing else, I promise you! From the bottom of my heart! <3

Marisa

#1@106Those little shits always freak out in incidents, and even then I can kick their ass!

Marisa

#1@114Aside from that...

Marisa

#1@122You're a statue bitch, so you're supposed to hide and not actually annoy us out loud..

Marisa

#1@130This shit is getting weirder and weirder.

Marisa

#1@138I'll find some ass to kick in the winter stage, and then figure out whose ass to start kicking!

Aunn

#1@146Good luck! <3 You'll have to wait for the demo, though!

Marisa

#1@154Please stop being so damn annoying. It wont help me kick ass.