Marisa's stoned adventure

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Everyone isn't high anymore. The weed disappeared. Everyone is in chaos.

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etarnity stage

Marisa

#0@34What the fuck?! I'm not high anymore!

Eternity Larva enters

Eternity

#0@102I know, right?

<Boss title>

Eternity

#0@140I feel normal and I hate it!

Marisa

#0@148I need weed to be who I am. If not, en-lol wouldn't exist anymore...

Marisa

#0@156I'M TOO NORMAL TO BE IN THIS TRANSLATION!

Eternity

#0@164I'm so pissed. So pissed, I'll...

(untranslated)

Eternity

#0@172Beat the shit out of you!

Eternity Larva defeated

Eternity

#1@34Fuck I lost my powers!

Marisa

#1@42Not me, I'm still overpowered!

Eternity

#1@50How is that possible? You have no weed.

Marisa

#1@58I don't know, Maybe some of Reimu's crack is in my stuff.

Marisa

#1@66If that's the case... What the hell Reimu!

Eternity

#1@74To be honest, I'm desperate. Give me some of that crack!

Marisa

#1@82No, I'll be balanced!

Marisa

#1@90For now, I'm gonna go fuck up Reimu.

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Staeg 2

Nemuno

#0@34You're...uh...

Nemuno

#0@42You're on my lawn.

Marisa

#0@50Oh shit, Nemuno!

Marisa

#0@58Where is your hag voice?

<Boss title>

Nemuno

#0@66One: Fuck you.

Nemuno

#0@74Two: I'm not high anymore, so I guess I'm normal.

Nemuno

#0@82I bet that girl who took pictures of my panties did this!

Marisa

#0@90AYA?! Maybe she's stealing the weed!

Marisa

#0@98She is a noob to En-lol though, she only said "Calm your tits" as a swear.

KNIVES! (not again)

Nemuno

#0@106Anyways, I have to cut you open now.

Nemuno

#0@114Because I think YOU'RE WORKING WITH HER!

Nemuno Sakata defeated

Nemuno

#1@34God-dammit. I guess you can take pictures of my panties...

Marisa

#1@42Ew, no.

Nemuno

#1@50Oh...I was wrong.

Nemuno

#1@58I guess you're not dirty...

Nemuno

#1@66Huh, I'll listen to you! Got any questions?

Marisa

#1@74One, really.

Marisa

#1@82That "bird girl"...How do you know she took pictures?

Nemuno

#1@90I heard a snap and that's it. Bet she nose-bleeds to them.

Marisa

#1@98Do you think she took the weed?

Nemuno

#1@106That was yesterday, but no.

Marisa

#1@114Why do you chase people that are on your lawn?

Nemuno

#1@122That's the second most dumb-ass question I heard.

Marisa

#1@130...Bye.

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3 staeg

Marisa

#0@34It's the friggin shrine that I have been at a million times before. But what the hell is up with the cherry trees.

Marisa

#0@42Knock knock, who the fuck is it?

Aunn Komano enters

Aunn

#0@110Oh, my boi Miss Marisa! Hello!

Aunn

#0@148Your other friend is out at the moment.

Marisa

#0@156Who the fuck are you?

<Boss title>

Aunn

#0@164Oh, you trippin! I'm fucking Komano the komainu!

Aunn

#0@172And even when this is our first time talking.

Marisa

#0@180Is that fucking right!

Aunn

#0@188I may not look it, but I've been QUIETLY protecting the empire state building and shrines for quite some time now!

Marisa

#0@196Aren't komainu those things. Statues people use at dinner parties

Aunn

#0@204I guess? I'm the God of the empire state building, so I'm trying to help!

Marisa

#0@212That's a fucking lie, ain't it? I bet you stole the weed.

a pair of divine breasts

Marisa

#0@220Some sad shit you are. Protecting the shrine during the chaos...

Marisa

#0@228I'm gonna fuck you up like I was gonna do to Reimu!

Aunn Komano defeated

Aunn

#1@34What the hell, Marisa?

Aunn

#1@42I tried to actually help Reimu with food stamps and you decided to beat the shit out of me!

Marisa

#1@50I didn't feel any weed aura when fighting you...

Marisa

#1@58So shit, my bad.

Aunn

#1@66I already said I was protecting the shrines so yeah, it is your bad!

Marisa

#1@74Can you just help me find the weed, now?

Aunn

#1@82I guess...

Aunn

#1@90I see that some of the fairies are stoned.

Aunn

#1@98But I can't seem to sense any weed or crack.

Marisa

#1@106Aren't they always high somehow? It's just kinda normal...

Marisa

#1@114(Though there was that ONE fairy...)

Marisa

#1@122Also, how the fuck do you exist?

Marisa

#1@130It can't be the weed, right?

Marisa

#1@138I'm gonna go home. Maybe I just lost it?

Aunn

#1@146Alright! I'll protect the shrine while you're gone!

Marisa

#1@154I didn't ask.

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Frth Stag

Mai

#0@104Could you be the one?

Mai

#0@112How did you survive this stage, my GOD!

Marisa

#0@120Did YOU take the weed?!

⧼$BossLong#4_0$⧽ enters

Narumi

#0@188oh shit

<Boss title>

Narumi

#0@226i have power!

Narumi

#0@234ill try it on this 2hu here!

Mai

#0@242

⧼story_char_leave⧽

Mai

#0@250

Marisa

#0@374

Narumi

#0@382

Marisa

#0@390

Marisa

#0@398

Narumi

#0@406

Narumi

#0@414

Marisa

#0@422

(untranslated)

Narumi

#0@430

Marisa

#0@438

Narumi

#0@446

Narumi

#0@454

Narumi Yatadera defeated

Narumi

#1@34

Marisa

#1@42

Marisa

#1@50

Marisa

#1@58

Marisa

#1@66

Narumi

#1@74

Marisa

#1@82

Narumi

#1@90

Marisa

#1@98

Narumi

#1@106

Marisa

#1@114

Narumi

#1@122

Marisa

#1@130

Marisa

#1@138

Marisa

#1@146

Narumi

#1@154

Marisa

#1@162

Narumi

#1@170

Marisa

#1@178

Marisa

#1@186

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Marisa

#0@104

Marisa

#0@112

Mai

#0@120

Mai

#0@128

Satono Nishida enters

Satono

#0@230

Satono

#0@238

Mai

#0@246

Mai

#0@254

Marisa

#0@262

<Boss title>

Mai

#0@270

Satono

#0@278

Satono

#0@286

Marisa

#0@294

Marisa

#0@302

bamboo stick girls

Mai

#0@310

Mai

#0@318

Satono

#0@326

Mai

#0@334

Satono

#0@342

Satono Nishida and Mai Teireida defeated

Marisa

#1@34

Mai

#1@42

Satono

#1@50

Mai

#1@58

Marisa

#1@66

Satono

#1@74

Mai

#1@82

Mai

#1@90

Marisa

#1@98

Marisa

#1@106

Mai

#1@114

Marisa

#1@122

Marisa

#1@130

Mai

#1@138

Mai

#1@146

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Marisa

#0@34

Marisa

#0@42

Marisa

#0@50

Okina Matara enters

Okina

#0@118

Okina

#0@156

Marisa

#0@164

Okina

#0@172

Okina

#0@180

Marisa

#0@188

Marisa

#0@196

<Boss title>

Okina

#0@204

Okina

#0@212

Okina

#0@220

Okina

#0@228

Okina

#0@236

Marisa

#0@244

Okina

#0@252

Marisa

#0@260

Okina

#0@268

Okina

#0@276

Marisa

#0@284

Marisa

#0@292

Marisa

#0@300

Marisa

#0@308

(untranslated)

Okina

#0@316

Okina

#0@324

Marisa

#0@332

Okina

#0@340

Marisa

#0@348

Okina

#0@356

Okina

#0@364

Okina Matara defeated