Th16/Reimu's Scenario/en-lol

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Reimu

#0@34ok so

Reimu

#0@42i'm a flying fuck bitch and it's gorram may

Eternity Larva enters

Eternity

#0@110ONE ETARNITY LATER

<Boss title>

Eternity

#0@148imma butterfly zoooooooom

Eternity

#0@156divebomb time!!!!

Reimu

#0@164oyshi another flying fuck you know what to do

Reimu

#0@172EVERYBODY LINE UP!!!!!!!!!!

(untranslated)

Eternity

#0@180wait TF are ya doing ....

Eternity

#0@188LET'S FIGHT THEN

Eternity Larva defeated

Eternity

#1@34luuuuuuuul

Reimu

#1@42HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. REIMU: 1, ETARNITY BUTTERFLY: 0.

(parody of "SWAYZAK: 1, TOM ROBOT: 0.")

Eternity

#1@50wut r u gon do 2 me nao halp me jeebus

Eternity

#1@58git meh outta heer

Eternity

#1@66fuck mah wingz broak shizzlenit

Reimu

#1@74I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!

Reimu

#1@82stage 2 begins nao lel

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Nemuno

#0@34Nazo nazo

Nemuno

#0@42Mitai ni chikyuugi wo Tokiakashitara

Reimu

#0@50wait iz dat teh haruhi ED

<Boss title>

Nemuno

#0@58YOU! Do you think Kazuma is hot? Because Steven Blum's voice is SEXXXXXXY!

Reimu

#0@66i do lol you r weeb

Reimu

#0@74i dun watch much scryed still, u r weeb trash lel

KNIVES! (not again)

Nemuno

#0@82Don't call me weeb!

Nemuno

#0@90I'm more of an otaku, OK? Besides, you do watch Cowboy Bebop, right?

Nemuno Sakata defeated

Nemuno

#1@34Yoko Kanno even said to the dub producers: "Our Spike, good. Your Spike, sexy!"

Reimu

#1@42do shrine maidens even watch anime?

Nemuno

#1@50Yeah, they do. Do little kids even have Pokémon?

Nemuno

#1@58................ WELL, IT'S NOT!

Reimu

#1@66animes tend to be destroyed

Reimu

#1@74there be no copies of the 1973 doraemon show around here

Reimu

#1@82u be lucky u have suzumiya haruhi and scryed

Reimu

#1@90us loosers watch cory in da house

Nemuno

#1@98That's not an anime.

Nemuno

#1@106That's an American sitcom.

Nemuno

#1@114Hell, I know that the first anime dubbed in English was Astro Boy!

Reimu

#1@122never fuck wit an otaku ok movin on

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Reimu

#0@34oh shit itz da end of da road

Reimu

#0@42wut am i gonna do nao

Reimu

#0@50hell if i kno wait i here sum1

Aunn Komano enters

Aunn

#0@118herro itza me

<Boss title>

Aunn

#0@156friendly neighborhood Aunn Komano

Aunn

#0@164i'm protecc

Aunn

#0@172but also attacc

Reimu

#0@180dat name soundz alolan first cirno got a tan nao dis

Aunn

#0@188lel wuteva i'll fuq u up

Reimu

#0@196try me bche

Aunn

#0@204o shit

Aunn

#0@212i forgot u were a miko and u beat up yokei

Aunn

#0@220pls spare me

a pair of divine breasts

Reimu

#0@228too late now

Reimu

#0@236here i go

Aunn Komano defeated

Aunn

#1@34oh no

Aunn

#1@42...

Reimu

#1@50...

Aunn

#1@58why would you attac me?

Aunn

#1@66i wachted over ur shrine

Reimu

#1@74i didnt see you doin it in the 15 past 2hu events

Aunn

#1@82cuz i was a sneaky

Aunn

#1@90and...

Aunn

#1@98i drank hte invisble potion

Reimu

#1@106now begone...

Reimu

#1@114useless fag

Reimu

#1@122dont cum here stupid dog

Reimu

#1@130or else u will d...

Aunn

#1@138ms miko pls forgayve me

Aunn

#1@146i wunt fuq ur ass again

Reimu

#1@154i hate thos 3 fuckers

Reimu

#1@162zun wtf

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Mai

#0@104a miko, i see

Mai

#0@112the question is why the fuck u here

Reimu

#0@120gota having sex with marisa

Narumi Yatadera enters

Narumi

#0@188did sumone say sex

<Boss title>

Narumi

#0@226i want it

Narumi

#0@234w8 what was that again

Mai

#0@242shut the fuck up and beat hte hell out of that miko

Narumi Yatadera enters

Mai

#0@250w8 a sec

Reimu

#0@374wtf r u guys doin

Narumi

#0@382dis season woah? hella!

Reimu

#0@390tis season... enever change

Reimu

#0@398turn it back to fuckin normal

(untranslated)

Narumi

#0@406why?

Narumi

#0@414isnt the forest of magic with snowing area is just gud

Narumi

#0@422if u dont like it then u're fuked

Narumi Yatadera defeated

Narumi

#1@34wtf

Reimu

#1@42get out the way bitch

Reimu

#1@50i cant see anything here

Narumi

#1@58lmao what weed u somkin? theres noone 'ere amirite?

Reimu

#1@66u mean u didnt see that hoe smh bitch was doin the hokey pokey behind you

Narumi

#1@74nobodys home b im sittin here by meself...

Narumi

#1@82lonely im mister lonely..... I have nobody....

Reimu

#1@90and what do you even want me to do

Reimu

#1@98like fondle your tiddies or something

Reimu

#1@106im no gay lesbo

Reimu

#1@114except for marisa maybe id ont know

Reimu

#1@122anyway i gotta kick more ass now that you've made me dobut my sexuality do you know where i can go

Narumi

#1@130wait a fucking second did someone stick a note to my back

Narumi

#1@138it better not say im a retarded neet

Reimu

#1@146god i have such an urge to kick this majestic butt

Reimu

#1@154... it's a door ... but it does say you're a retarded neet

Narumi

#1@162i hate my life just kill me please

Reimu

#1@170no goodbye

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Reimu

#0@104oh god i'm inside yukari's gap

Mai

#0@112dafuq?! oh shit it's that girl who wants to fuk Marisa

Mai

#0@120U saw that note? that jizzo or smethin had it comin.

Satono Nishida enters

Satono

#0@222Wtf Mai you left me to do lap dances for dis shit?!

Satono

#0@230At least you brought a customer offer a sexy dance.

Mai

#0@238satano plz I like lap dances more

Mai

#0@246We might get munz doing that shit or better: wed from master

Reimu

#0@254wtf I'm poor bitch but I'm interested in a lap dance

<Boss title>

Mai

#0@262See what I mean satano?

Satono

#0@270fuk you mai

Mai

#0@278oh wait welcome to thestrip club (master's hideout)

bamboo stick girls

Mai

#0@286Now lemme do that lap dance.. or a pole dance?

Reimu

#0@294pole dance? shit gonna get real hot in here...

Satono

#0@302U gotz to pay us munz tho we wont get our wed if you dont

Mai

#0@310satano she poor I want wed tho

Satono

#0@318Oh fuk u right lets fight her with our pole moves!

Satono Nishida and Mai Teireida defeated

Reimu

#1@34dayum that was sexual

Mai

#1@42Fuk we won't get our wed

Satono

#1@50how will I get high now? steal marisa's?

Mai

#1@58oh ye she got the alright wed

Reimu

#1@66ik marisa is a wed witch she wont spare a fukin joint tho

Reimu

#1@74but the pole dances tho bet marisa would pay to see that shit

Mai

#1@82you think so?

Mai

#1@90quick lets go lap dance Marisa!

Reimu

#1@98hold the fuck up

Satono

#1@106wtf now we want wed gurl

Reimu

#1@114I want to see ur master I need to talk about shit

Reimu

#1@122i think the fairies are high fairies are actin fuking crazy now

Satono

#1@130u think master would like this? i dont wanna lap dance overtime

Mai

#1@138she ok she probs give us bad poles tho

Mai

#1@146using bamboo poles is the way I dance i dont wanna fuking use a door

Satono

#1@154eh fuk it doors is how I dance

Reimu

#1@162ok wtf are you talking about

Reimu

#1@170i didn't go inside a retarded neet for this i dont wanna hear your fetishes

Satono

#1@178ok fine poor bitch

Mai

#1@186you know what fuk it

Mai

#1@194go see master I guess I'll use a door....

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Reimu

#0@34*INTENSE PANTING*

Reimu

#0@42why does jizzo have her own fuking universe behind her back?

Reimu

#0@50i want one too!

Okina Matara enters

Okina

#0@118oooohhhh shiiittt

Okina

#0@156u fucked my sexpole dancers didnt u?

Reimu

#0@164lol fuk no i fuked them UP

Okina

#0@172ohhh

Okina

#0@180Then why the fuk u here? want my special wed or smethn?

Okina

#0@188i know i can create wed but no u shouldve paid my dancers

Reimu

#0@196i don even get enof fuud with my munz so no

Okina

#0@204ex-fuckin-scuse me?

Okina

#0@212imma kick u out now but i wanna know u first

<Boss title>

Okina

#0@220im okina matata

Okina

#0@228it means no worries.... plz don make fun of me

Okina

#0@236i also create wed u got problemz if u don smoke it

Okina

#0@244i also hired two gurlz they can pole dance like hell man

Okina

#0@252but i gotta get new bitches i wanz new bitches

Reimu

#0@260

Okina

#0@268

Okina

#0@276

Okina

#0@284

Reimu

#0@292

Reimu

#0@300

Reimu

#0@308

(untranslated)

Okina

#0@316

Okina

#0@324

Okina

#0@332

Reimu

#0@340

Okina

#0@348

Okina

#0@356

Okina Matara defeated