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Revision as of 22:06, 27 February 2022
Courtesy of: https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Touhou_Gouyoku_Ibun/Story/Joon_and_Shion%27s_Scenario
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage1.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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“The Great Spending Spree of Dreams”
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Joon
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Woah, this is amazing!
There's really a ton of hot springs!
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Shion
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The rumors were right.
There's an entire hot-spring town underground...
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Joon
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And we've got tons of petroleum: the thing that people
say can make you rich enough to buy the whole world.
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Joon
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Today's gonna be an all-expenses-paid vacation trip!
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Shion
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Woohoo~!
We're gonna live it up tonight!
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Yuugi
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Greetings!
Welcome to Former Hell's hot spring town.
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Yuugi
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Do you have any particular location
in mind for today?
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Joon
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All of them! All of them!
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Joon
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We're gonna rent out the whole town
for just the two of us!
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Joon
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If you want money, it'll come
gushing up as much as you want!
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Shion
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Kyaaaa! I'm getting shivers!
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Yuugi
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*Chuckle.* That's quite a funny joke...
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Yuugi
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If you think you can buy a hot spring with stinking
water like that, you'd better think again.
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Yuugi
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Time for you to leave this
establishment!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage1_win.pl.jdiff
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⧼win⧽
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Joon
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Bring us your most expensive sake!
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Shion
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And your most expensive meal, too!
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Yuugi
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I can't let you rent out the whole town.
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Yuugi
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But if you actually have money,
I can at least fill your orders.
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Joon
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How dare you speak to an oil baron
with a rude mouth like that!
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Joon
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If you want money, it'll come
gushing up as much as you want.
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Yuugi
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And try not to bother
the other guests, okay?
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage2.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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“The Yorigami Sisters' Dirty Secret”
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Shion
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Where are we?
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Joon
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This is the fusion reactor's central core.
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Joon
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You see, uh, this was actually
our main source of petroleum.
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Joon
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It's usually on fire and
super-crazy-dangerous, but...
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Joon
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What the heck?
Why's it flooded?
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Joon
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Maybe this is the reason
that the petroleum's dried up?
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Shion
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It's DRIED UP?!
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Joon
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SHHH!
Not so loud.
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Joon
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If word gets out about how the petroleum's
stopped flowing, then we'll...
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Shion
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Nobody will give us money any more!
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Shion
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We'll be poor all over again!
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Shion
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We have GOT to stop that from happening.
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Joon
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So this is top-secret
from everyone, got it?
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Joon
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Or else we'll never be
able to pay our IOUs...
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Kutaka
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...And there. Reduction in flow rate confirmed.
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Kutaka
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Things should be back to normal any moment now.
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Kutaka
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I suppose it's time for me
to return to Higan, then?
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Joon
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Psst. Did this bird hear everything we just said?
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Joon
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Grrrgh. I have no grudge against you, but
we need to do this to protect our finances!
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Joon
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DIE!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage2_win.pl.jdiff
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⧼win⧽
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Kutaka
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What on Earth?!
Who are you two?!
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Joon
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Joon Yorigami!
Local pestilence god turned oil baron.
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Shion
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Shion Yorigami. Local poverty god turned billionaire god.
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Kutaka
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I'm Kutaka Niwatari.
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Kutaka
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I've come to repair the Sanzu River and
stop its water from leaking into here.
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Kutaka
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I have absolutely no reason to fight
either of you.
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Joon
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Don't tell ANYBODY that you
saw us down here, understand?
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Kutaka
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Whatever you say.
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Kutaka
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Who would I even tell
such a boring fact to?
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Kutaka
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Oh, and by the way.
I suppose this area is going to be
bathed in hellfire in a few moments.
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Kutaka
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It would be rather dangerous
to stay here, if you ask me.
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage3.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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“Bird of Hellfire”
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Joon
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Hot, hot, hot!
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Joon
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All the water suddenly drained out super fast,
and not two seconds later, it's like THIS?
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Shion
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Just like that bird
from a minute ago said.
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Shion
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Are you sure there's more petroleum down here, though?
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Joon
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No doubt about that.
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Joon
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Look out!
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Joon
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What the?!
Who's doing that?!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage3b.pl.jdiff
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⧼first spellcard cleared⧽
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Utsuho
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You're still not burnt away...?
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Utsuho
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In that case, I'll have to
roast you hard enough to burn
myself away along with you!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage3_win.pl.jdiff
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⧼win⧽
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Utsuho
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*Pant, pant...*
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Utsuho
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I've got to eliminate any contaminants
that get mixed into the Hell of Blazing Fires!
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Joon
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She's a bird of hellfire!
She's practically immortal!
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Joon
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We don't have time to waste messing
with her! Get out of here, quick!
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Shion
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Run away! Run awaaaay!
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Utsuho
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Hm?
I feel like I was fighting someone just now...
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Utsuho
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Maybe it was my imagination.
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage4.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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“The Oil Field Belongs to Us”
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Shion
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This is...?
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Joon
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Petroleum!
An entire sea of petroleum!
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Joon
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Thank goodness. I guess our supply
hasn't literally dried up.
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Joon
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Our life of leisure can safely resume!
Now, time to grab all the petroleum we can!
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Kanako
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What...?
What are you two doing down here?
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Joon
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Mmgh! Here to steal our petroleum, are you?
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Joon
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Unforgivable!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage4b.pl.jdiff
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⧼first spellcard cleared⧽
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Kanako
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Oil-grubbing parasites!
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Kanako
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The sheep earlier,
and now the pestilence gods...
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Kanako
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It's when people like you act on your own
that things get worse!
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Kanako
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Drown in oil and die!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage4_win.pl.jdiff
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⧼win⧽
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Joon
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We won't hand over a single
drop of this petroleum!
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Kanako
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First that Toutetsu woman,
and now you two...
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Kanako
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Greedy misers all think the same way, it seems.
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Joon
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"First that Toutetsu woman"?
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Joon
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So there might be someone besides us
who's after the petroleum...
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Joon
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That's certainly cause for concern.
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Joon
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Alright. Where is she?
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Kanako
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If you must know, she actually
arrived here before you.
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Kanako
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She's been holed up in this oil field
for quite some time now.
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Joon
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I see...
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Joon
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So it's her fault that
the oil stopped erupting?
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Kanako
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You two...
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Kanako
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Are you not even aware of
how it's polluting the surface?
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Joon
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What does that matter?
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Shion
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Petroleum absolutely brings
wealth to society.
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Shion
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And there's no greater evil in the world than poverty.
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Shion
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Not that someone wealthy like you
could ever understand!
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Kanako
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...Alright, then.
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Kanako
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Go get eaten by that Toutetsu, if you want.
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Kanako
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Even she was easier to get through to than you two.
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Kanako
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Farewell to you,
the two most bottom-rung gods in the world.
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Joon
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Shut up!
Drop dead!
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Shion
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Huh?
Joon, where'd you go?!
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Shion
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Whaaaaaat...?!
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Kanako
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Huh? Did they leave?
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Kanako
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Gone to search for Toutetsu already, perhaps?
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Kanako
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Well, they're nothing if not proactive.
I suppose I can at least respect that...
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage5.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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*Oops!*
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Shion
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Ow-ow-ow-ow.
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Joon
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Where the heck is this?
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Joon
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I was just trying to kick that annoying mountain god
in her big, dumb back...
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Shion
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I never would've thought she had a warp trap
hidden in her back. She totally got us...
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Joon
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A warp trap...?!
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Joon
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...I see. She did indeed get us.
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Joon
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She must've been taunting us to make us
kick her back on purpose, then...
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Joon
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We fell for it hook, line and sinker.
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Flandre
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Don't you dare dodge!
Die!
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Joon
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W-who?!
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Flandre
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I can beat these two up too, right?
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Okina
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Naturally.
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Okina
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Sometimes, your target might even leap
through a back door of their own accord.
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Okina
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Battle them to your heart's content.
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Flandre
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All right! I get to run wild
for the first time in ages!
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Flandre
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This time, you're
REALLY gonna die!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage5b.pl.jdiff
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⧼first spellcard cleared⧽
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Flandre
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You're not bad.
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Flandre
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This might be a bit excessive for a warm-up.
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Flandre
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I think it's time
to end this!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage5_win.pl.jdiff
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⧼win⧽
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Joon
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S-strong...!
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Flandre
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*Pant, pant!* It sure feels nice
to get some exercise for once.
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Joon
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Are you after the petroleum, too?
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Flandre
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Petroleum... the heck's that?
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Joon
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We don't care about fighting anyone
except petroleum thieves!
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Joon
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So can you send us back to where we were?
Like, seriously.
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Shion
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Joon!
That door opened again!
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Joon
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Get in! Get in!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage6.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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“The Greedy Ones' Promised Land”
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Yuuma
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...One hole dug for money~.
Another hole dug for one's country~.
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Yuuma
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A third hole dug for hatred...
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Yuuma
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Everything wrapped around this oil-- every joy, every convenience,
every curse, every animosity, every desire...
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Yuuma
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Every last drop of it is mine.
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Yuuma
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The Gouyoku Alliance will fly forth from the
Animal Realm, and take over the whole world...
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Yuuma
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Keh-heh-heh...
All this laughing has got my back feeling itchy.
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Joon
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W-where are we?!
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Joon
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It's that petroleum sea from before!
Thank goodness...
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Yuuma
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You two...
Where'd you come from?!
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Joon
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Who is it now?
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Yuuma
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You gimme your names first.
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Shion
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Shion Yorigami.
Local poverty god
turned billionaire god.
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Joon
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Joon Yorigami! Local pestilence god turned oil baron.
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Yuuma
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Yuuma Toutetsu.
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Yuuma
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--Wait, oil baron?!
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Yuuma
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The oil here belongs to us,
the Gouyoku Alliance!
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Joon
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Excuse you!!
The oil here belongs to us!
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Both
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We're not giving you a single drop!
We're not handing over a single drop!
I'll never hand over a single drop!
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage6_win.pl.jdiff
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⧼win⧽
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Joon
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So much for negotiating.
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Joon
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I was thinking that I might forgive you
if you handed over all the oil to us...
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Yuuma
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Keh-heh-heh!
You two are nice and greedy, I'll give you that.
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Yuuma
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All of my little oil friends are getting
fired up in response, too!
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Shion
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All your little oil friends...?
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Shion
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Wow, that's sad.
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Shion
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She treats the oil like it's
her pet or something.
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Yuuma
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Keh-heh-heh.
You two must not know, then.
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Yuuma
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Y'see, this black water.
It's not actually oil, per se.
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Yuuma
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Take a closer look with
your deprived little eyes!
The truth oughta reveal itself to you.
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data/event/script/yorigami_js_stage7.pl.jdiff
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⧼main_1⧽
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Joon
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T-this is...!
The Hell of Blood Pools?!
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Yuuma
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Keh-heh-heh...
This "petroleum" is actually cursed blood.
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Yuuma
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Seeing greedy people is just making it buzz
with memories of when it was still alive.
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Yuuma
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Desire is the number-one proof
that something's alive, after all!
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Shion
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T-this is really gross...
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Joon
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Seriously? This is what petroleum is?
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Yuuma
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Yep, absolutely.
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Yuuma
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In the Outside World, they even use tons of
the stuff while knowing full well what it is!
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Yuuma
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Petroleum has always
been produced from organic beings.
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Yuuma
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This liquid has always been made from
the fear, pleasure, grief, loathing,
and resentment of living creatures!
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Yuuma
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Unless you live off greed like I do,
you can't handle it.
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Yuuma
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Now get out of here, you pair of eternal poors!
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Shion
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Who are you calling poor?!
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Shion
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Poor?! Seriously?!
Shut UP about that!
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Joon
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Oh. Looks like you hit a nerve.
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Shion
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Who cares if it's petroleum or blood or whatever?!
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Shion
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We're gonna escape our deprived lifestyle,
and for that to happen, you're gonna
hand over all the oil to us!
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Joon
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Well, if my big sis is freaking out,
then there's nothing to do but fight.
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Joon
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It doesn't matter what that petroleum is!
We're not parting with
a single drop after all!
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Yuuma
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That's just the kind of greed I like to see!
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Yuuma
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It'd be a waste to feed you to the oil.
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Yuuma
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Keh-heh-heh! You seem nice and nutritious,
so I'll be the one to gobble you up.
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Yuuma
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Looks like my stomach's
gonna be having
a great meal tonight!
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