Th175/Kanako's Scenario in English

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Stage 1

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Kanako

Do you mind? I'm in a bit of a hurry.

Yamame

I haven't eaten anything since this morning.

Yamame

I'll take anything at this point! Even a snake!

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⧼win⧽

Yamame

*Sob, sob, sob*...

Kanako

Don't get in my way for fun, you little pest.

Kanako

Every second I can get right now is crucial.

Yamame

*Sob, sob*... I'm staaarving.

Kanako

...All right, fine. I'll get you some food right away.

Kanako

You're lucky that I was your opponent.

Kanako

If it were Suwako, she would've gobbled a spider like you up in one bite.

Stage 2

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Kanako

I knew it.

Kanako

I came down to check on the odd state of the fusion reactor...

Kanako

And what do I find but crude oil flowing into it.

Kanako

If this keeps up, the reactor will be filled with so many contaminants that we'll have to decommission it...

Kanako

You! Who goes there?

Kanako

Ah, Reimu. What brings you to my nuclear fusion reactor?

Reimu

Well, I'm investigating an incident that's occurring up on the surface...

Kanako

...

Reimu

There's this black water called "petroleum" gushing up from underground, which is obviously an issue.

Kanako

...I see.

Reimu

According to an oni in Former Hell, the petroleum comes from somewhere close to the deepest stratum.

Reimu

And if I want to get down there, I have to pass through here.

Reimu

Have you heard anything?

Kanako

...No, nothing.

Kanako

Reimu's investigating

the oil? So is this

a man-made incident?

Kanako

Even so, it's too

dangerous to let her

go down there right away.

Kanako

The Hell of Blazing

Fires is out of

control right now.

Kanako

Time to play dumb and send her back, perhaps?

Kanako

This is the first I've heard about petroleum gushing up above-ground, too.

Kanako

The fusion reactor doesn't require fossil fuels like petroleum, either.

Kanako

It can keep on burning even without them.

Reimu

Huh? Burning? Are you saying petroleum's flammable?

Kanako

Wait, you didn't know?

Kanako

Petroleum is very flammable. And very hard to put out.

Reimu

T-this is bad! That stuff's covering tons of places on the surface...!

Kanako

So perhaps you'd be better served by returning to the surface and working to contain the spills?

Kanako

This fusion reactor is a clean facility that doesn't use a drop of petroleum, after all.

Reimu

N-no, wait. I do have information saying that the cause is deep underground.

Reimu

So I have to get down to the deepest stratum from here...

Reimu

Hm? By the way, what does a fusion reactor use for fuel?

Kanako

It performs nuclear fusion via hydrogen atoms. Why the sudden questions?

Reimu

That's it.

Reimu

You thought some know-nothing like me wouldn't catch on, didn't you?

Reimu

"Nuclear fusion" just means "petroleum"!

Reimu

That's why your reactor's deep underground, isn't it? Right next to the petroleum stratum!

Kanako

...

Kanako

My, aren't you sharper than you look.

Kanako

Let's say you're right. Then what?

Reimu

Then I'll level this place,

and bury the source of the

petroleum under its rubble!

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Kanako

I see. So you're serious about this.

Kanako

If you go further below here,

it'll be dangerous even for you,

so I thought I'd just casually chase you off...

Kanako

But I suppose anything less than seriously chasing you off would be impolite!

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⧼win⧽

Kanako

All right, I won't say anything more.

Kanako

If you're that serious, go on ahead.

Reimu

Huh? Beating you doesn't mean it's all over?

Reimu

I could've sworn that you were digging up the petroleum to use it in your reactor.

Kanako

You've misunderstood.

Kanako

I've also been investigating the petroleum incident.

Kanako

There's an incredibly unfortunate secret hidden in this petroleum's reservoir, you see.

Kanako

To be frank, I thought you wouldn't be capable of handling the person who's down there.

Reimu

I see, so that's why you tried to stop me...

Reimu

Not that I ever needed you to! Bye!

Stage 3

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Kanako

There doesn't seem to be any oil springing up in Former Hell.

Kanako

Looks like my bad feeling was on the mark...

Kanako

You could say that I'm tricking Reimu into working for me, so I suppose she deserves an apology...

Kanako

But I should hope that she's safely gotten past the Hell of Blazing Fires and is eliminating that foreign substance right around now.

Kanako

Hm?

Kanako

What the-- more oil?!

Kanako

My predictions said that there shouldn't be any oil appearing in Hell.

Kanako

Show yourself! Who's responsible for this?

Joon

Sorry, soooorry! Did we splash you?

Kanako

...The poverty god and the pestilence god? What are you doing down here in Former Hell?

Shion

Don't call me a poverty god any more!

Joon

We've gathered so much petroleum, we can even bathe in the stuff!

Shion

From now on, call us billionaire gods!

Joon

I thought we'd be able to get even more petroleum if we went underground...

Joon

But there wasn't any here, so we figured we'd just splurge on a hot-spring trip.

Kanako

...How very laid-back of you.

Kanako

And you don't even realize how much trouble that avarice of yours is causing for everyone else.

Kanako

That's why pestilence gods will always be pestilence gods, no matter how much time passes.

Shion

Watch and weep, you lowly poor!

Joon

We're gonna show you the gap between the haves and have-nots!

Joon

Come at us, you destitute snake god!

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⧼first spellcard cleared⧽

Joon

Pretty good, for some primitive god who can't even master the use of oil!

Joon

This ROCKS! I'm totally fired up!

Joon

Prepare yourself! Behold the true worth of an oil baron!

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⧼win⧽

Joon

Whyyy?!

Joon

You're just some primitive jerk who can't even master using oil!

Kanako

A natural result.

Kanako

How could I ever lose to a pair of fossils who can't even master nuclear fusion?

Kanako

You two are the only ones celebrating this petroleum boom.

Kanako

You're behind the times.

Joon

Oh, say whatever you want. If you're here underground,

Joon

then you must be after the oil too, right?

Kanako

...Well, I suppose that's true, in a way.

Kanako

But in my case, I only need a tiny bit of petroleum.

Kanako

I have a nice, clean fusion reactor, after all.

Shion

Hey, hey. By "fusion reactor", does she mean that thing back there?

Joon

Hee-hee. I bet.

Joon

Ahaha! You poor thing!

Kanako

What's that supposed to mean?

Joon

Pffft. Your precious fusion reactor, huh? I can barely stop laughing!

Stage 4

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Kanako

...What the hell?!

Kanako

Did those poverty gods do this?

Kanako

No... they're busy with their petroleum obsession right now. There'd be no reason for them to harass me like this.

Kanako

Where could such a huge amount of water come from, in the first place?

Kanako

The fusion reactor's fire can't be put out using ordinary methods, but...

Kanako

Is there really someone with an ability that could do this...?

Kanako

Who's that over there?! Come out here and show yourself!

Minamitsu

Move, move, MOVE! What are you standing in the way for?!

Minamitsu

Wait-- woaaah! It's you...!

Kanako

A ship phantom?

Kanako

I see. So this is the Myouren Temple's doing, yes? You must have such a low opinion of me.

Kanako

You're going to take responsibility

for dumping more work on me-- and it'll take far more than your

death by drowning to make up for it!

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⧼win⧽

Kanako

What on Earth are you trying to do by flooding my fusion reactor?

Minamitsu

Sorry!

Minamitsu

I truly apologize for doing something like this without consulting you first.

Minamitsu

It was an emergency situation. I intended to put it back to normal afterward.

Kanako

*Chuckle*. Well, I appreciate your honesty.

Kanako

I can put this much water back in no time at all.

Kanako

What I'm trying to ask you is why you did this.

Minamitsu

Ah!

Minamitsu

...The black water's emergence is polluting the Myouren Temple.

Minamitsu

Upon pinpointing the source, Lady Hijiri

developed a plan to submerge and

extinguish the fusion reactor.

Minamitsu

You see, the black water is coming

from further below the reactor than

the Former Hell of Blazing Fires...

Minamitsu

...In other words, from the Former Hell of Blood Pools.

Minamitsu

So to get there, we temporarily flooded the reactor.

Kanako

...The Former Hell of Blood Pools!

Kanako

You've done one hell of a bang-up job here.

Minamitsu

Again, sorry!

Kanako

No, I mean to thank you for that crucial information.

Kanako

Do give Byakuren my sincere gratitude.

Stage 5

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Kanako

...Amazing. The Hell of Blazing Fires is completely cooled-off.

Kanako

How could they have gotten this much water?

Kanako

I get the sense that this is more water than Gensokyo even holds...

Kutaka

Seems like we have another big job on our hands...

Kutaka

It's more of a Sanzu Waterfall than a Sanzu River at this point.

Kanako

And you are?

Kutaka

My name is Kutaka Niwatari. I oversee passage to and from Otherworlds.

Kutaka

What's your name?

Kanako

You're Niwatarijin? Goodness me...

Kanako

My apologies. I'm Kanako Yasaka, a mountain god.

Kutaka

May I ask why you opened a hole in the Sanzu's riverbed?

Kanako

Oho, the Sanzu's riverbed...

I see. The Sanzu River does

have an infinite water supply.

Kutaka

Are you trying to take advantage of this in order to make your way to Hell?

Kanako

Well, I'm not the one who did this...

Kanako

But I suppose that doesn't matter to you.

Kanako

I am taking advantage of it to make my way underground, after all.

Kutaka

You may be a mountain god, but we simply can't forgive such selfish behavior.

Kutaka

I'm going to need you to leave this place at once!

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⧼first spellcard cleared⧽

Kutaka

It's going to be very bad if you keep falling at this rate!

Kutaka

I have to get serious about driving you out!

Kutaka

Before you arrive at the most loathsome, abandoned Hell of all!

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⧼win⧽

Kutaka

*Pant, pant...* How strong. How abominably strong...!

Kanako

We're only using this water to temporarily cool off the Hell of Blazing Fires.

Kanako

And we're only doing that in order for me

to reach the Former Hell of Blood Pools

and stop the oil pollution.

Kanako

I'd like to request Niwatarijin's official permission regarding this matter.

Kutaka

Is that so...?

Kutaka

Well, I suppose that'll be all right. I sense no malicious intent from you.

Kutaka

However, the place below here is where all of Hell's malice has settled to the bottom.

Kutaka

It's a hopeless place, worthy of being called a true Hell.

Kutaka

For your own safety, I'd advise against going there with half-hearted conviction.

Kanako

I understand completely.

Kanako

As long as no freak accidents occur...

Stage 6

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Kanako

...Petroleum. An entire ocean of it.

Kanako

I was told that this was the Former Hell of Blood Pools...

Kanako

When on Earth did it turn into this?

Yuuma

...Another oil bandit, huh?

Yuuma

This oil is gonna be the trump card for us, the Gouyoku Alliance.

Yuuma

You surface rats aren't going to get a single drop of it.

Kanako

Who are you?

Yuuma

What do you care?

Yuuma

Get the hell outta here, oil bandit!

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⧼win⧽

Kanako

You're still not fighting me seriously, are you?

Yuuma

Keh-heh-heh.

Well, a lot of exercise

makes for an empty stomach.

Kanako

By the way, did a human come down here very recently?

Yuuma

Yeah, she did.

Yuuma

Gal named "Reimu Hakurei".

Yuuma

I sent her back up on one of the Blazing Hell's updrafts.

Kanako

That's good to hear.

Kanako

Incidentally, I don't think you've given me your name yet.

Kanako

I'm Kanako Yasaka, a mountain god. You are?

Yuuma

Yuuma Toutetsu.

The one who's gonna rule over

the Animal Realm some day.

Kanako

The ruler of beasts, hm? My, my... I must apologize.

Kanako

I hadn't heard anything about there being a sea of petroleum down here, though.

Kanako

Would you mind explaining that?

Yuuma

Keh-heh-heh. Can't say I hate people who know their manners.

Yuuma

You really want to hear?

Yuuma

Y'see, this black water. It's not actually oil, per se.

Kanako

I thought as much...

Yuuma

Keh-heh-heh... Now things are gettin' interesting.

Yuuma

Take a closer look... The truth oughta reveal itself to you.

Stage 7

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Yuuma

Ah-hah-hah!

Yuuma

The Hell of Blood Pools has an endless supply of organisms dripping head to toe with hatred!

Yuuma

And every last one of them is combustible fuel! I can hardly breathe for laughter!

Kanako

So this is the black water's true form?

Kanako

It really is all blood, after all.

Well, I've heard of petroleum

being called "the Earth's blood"...

Kanako

Seems like you dug up all the lakes of blood that were sleeping beneath Former Hell.

Kanako

So I suppose the oil flowing up to the surface is the beginning of this cursed blood's awakening?

Kanako

That doesn't bode well at all...

Yuuma

What's got you so afraid?

Yuuma

Petroleum has always been produced from organic beings, hasn't it?

Yuuma

This liquid has always been made from

the fear, pleasure, grief, loathing,

and resentment of living creatures!

Yuuma

You'd have to be stupid not to take full advantage of such utterly cursed oil, right?

Yuuma

And now that you know the secret, I've got a job in store for you.

Yuuma

As yet another organic being...

Yuuma

It's time for you to

writhe in agony and become

another drop of this oil!