fucking cards

translation by a funny ice fairy

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ID	Title	Description
0	literally nothing	u get an alternative ending at the cost of ur cards
1	bring yo ass back to life	get this lmao it gives you life we stuffed the souls raymoo killed into the cards gently so you can smoke them
2	grenade	1 grenade grenade
3	bring 33% of yo ass back to life	we stuffed 1/3 of the souls raymoo killed into the card gently to smoke
4	BROKE grenade	33% grenade grenade
5	THE WORLD GO SPEEN	mickey mouse's credit card money
6	ringos balls	eat ringos balls so u get stronk
7	furry tail	makes you undead moko moment
8	raymoo ball	remu is like the character version of easy modo use this card if ur bad i guess
9	throw needles	ouch
10	shot lasers	you can shoot lazers now
11	shoot missiles	hurts dont it
12	misdirection	throw knives.
13	throw knives	you too can throw tons of knives from nowhere
14	exploding frogs	sanaes infuses her frog bullets with grenades kinda smrt.
15	you expected her to be stronger	not as strong as lolk lol
16	YOMOO IS SLICED INTO PICCES NOOOOOOOOOO	NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
17	sentient artificial inteligence doll	her creation will be her demise
18	you don't need this title	you don't need this description
19	almost useless	not too useful
20	annoying ass	it becomes blue when you need red
21	memes	extend the collection of memes
22	fucking egoist maniac	a very religiously controversial object
23	ur no dead :DDDDD	yogkokaora éirin has the good shit
24	FEEET	FEET *STARTS DROOLING*
25	furry card	makes you strong at the cost of becoming a furry
26	the literal bible	a book by youkai jeezus
27	DUMBASS HAT	she made it so she cannot hit enemies because shes a dumbass
28	explosin	ur bullets have been infused with grenades
29	speed	becom fast and get smol hitbox
30	make ur things protect you	the things that shoot bullets can now kill the bullets!
31	dying=grenades	get a grenade when u die
32	free power	now you dont have to collect so much power
33	become ghost	erase bullets
34	threaten	threaten the fairies and make them give u their wallets
35	pay 2 win	spend 200 moneyo and stay alive why would u put microtransactions in muh 2hu
36	narumi gives u life	u get 33% of a life when u finish stage and u get free life when u buy this :DDDD
37	pathcoulis books	steal them for a free grenade every stage
38	mike's guide for more card options	buy more cards
39	bargain	get cards cheap
40	wed card	smoke wed every day
41	warp	goodbye borders
42	Mallet "Become Money!	make the bullets money
43	throwing fucking rocks	throw a rock lmao
44	clownpiece	literally throw a moon
45	remove some bullets	sadly not all
46	vampire diaries	stab
47	PRAISE THE SUN	burn everything
48	fucking summon spring	LILY WHITE IS HEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
49	play the drums	boom crash bang pow
50	sumireko	pogchamp moment tbh.
51	no more side bullets	they will erase bullets coming from ur sides
52	infinite grenade	throw as many grenades as you like ok
53	eat for power	eat this and become stronk
54	true 2hu player card	if u can use this for a long time you are actuly prtty good
55	oxygen tank	breathe air
56	lmao you have nothing