Reimu busts NFT scams

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raymoo wants sum weed but has some misadventures involving cards and etherium

1. raymoo busts NFT salesman michael
2. nitori 2 gets her fuckin cards stolen by raymoo
3. raymoo wants some weed the weed smoker has and gets a lead to minecract 1.17
4. minecraft 1.17 is where raymooo learns that this is the place etherium is being made and that the cards are NFTs, as well as a lead of the make of these of these NFTs
5. NFT maker clownpiece shameieraiu gets canceled
6. the metaverse is a rainbow

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Reimu

#0@34this fucking rain i shouldve stole remilias umbrella

Reimu

#0@42i hate my job so goddamn much

Mike Goutokuji enters

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#0@110oi you there in the ugly red dress

<Boss title>

Mike

#0@148i got some sick shit finest cards in gensokyo baby

Reimu

#0@156god no my allergies

Mike

#0@164yu-gi-oh, pokemon, uno, ya name it i got it

Reimu

#0@172hold up this one's a fake

drip kity michael

Mike

#0@180shut up you're gonna ruin my business

Reimu

#0@188i dont care besides ur making my face swell

Reimu

#0@196stop giving me allergic reactions and give me the cards

Mike Goutokuji defeated

Mike

#1@34the hell is ur issue you ruined my dress

Mike

#1@42you're gonna have to pay up buddy

Mike

#1@50this shit aint cheap

Reimu

#1@58fine but i want a refund on the card

Mike

#1@66fine then choose one u stingy bitch

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Reimu

#0@34ffs why is everything so fucking gren

Reimu

#0@42its like the worst color in existence

Takane Yamashiro enters

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#0@110oh its the poor ass shrine maiden

Takane

#0@148what do you want

Reimu

#0@156why tf do you look so familiar

<Boss title>

Takane

#0@164im actually a gem fusion between nitori and koishi

Takane

#0@172it hurts so much

Reimu

#0@180ok whatever give me your $19 fortnite cards

(untranslated)

Takane

#0@188ah shit

Takane

#0@196well youl have to fight me 4 it

Takane

#0@204cuz its 2hu

Takane Yamashiro defeated

Takane

#1@34shit

Takane

#1@42well jokes on you asshole

Takane

#1@50u cant rob people thats illegal

Reimu

#1@58idfc

Reimu

#1@66giv me ur fucking cards

Reimu

#1@74bitch

Takane

#1@82fine

Takane

#1@90just remember:

Takane

#1@98if you use that card duplication glitch you fucking suck

Reimu

#1@106k lel

Takane

#1@114hurry up take 1 asshole

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Sannyo Komakusa enters

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#2@104god

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#2@184fuck off i aint sharing my stash

Sannyo Komakusa defeated
Sannyo Komakusa enters

Sannyo

#0@214oh. its you

Sannyo

#0@222yeah im keeping every single gram to myself

Reimu

#0@230damn that smells like some good shit

<Boss title>

Sannyo

#0@238listen here buddy

Sannyo

#0@246if you dont leave im calling the scarlet police on you

Reimu

#0@254says the one whos smoking weed

Reimu

#0@262anyways what the hell is that hole behind you

Sannyo

#0@270lmao

Sannyo

#0@278like im gonna fucking tell you

Reimu

#0@286bro please im trying to solve the bitcoin incident

(untranslated)

Sannyo

#0@294GTFO

Sannyo

#0@302I DONT CARE ABOUT UR PROBLEMZ

Sannyo

#0@310EAT SHIT FUCKER

Sannyo

#1@34well shit

Reimu

#1@42BRO FUCK U GIVE ME YOUR WEED

Reimu

#1@50tell me bout the entrance to I guess

Sannyo

#1@58gfc fine bitchcake

Sannyo

#1@66this leads 2 minecraft 1.17

Sannyo

#1@74the caves and cliffs updat

Sannyo

#1@82ther totally not mining bitcoin in there

Reimu

#1@90bro u aint fuckin subtle so there the reason score items are bitcoin now

Sannyo

#1@98yeah pretty much

Sannyo

#1@106b carful or sum shet

Reimu

#1@114k idfc give me the fuckin weed

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Reimu

#0@34why the fuck is this cave so damn long

Reimu

#0@42hold on am i in minecraft 1.17

Misumaru Tamatsukuri enters

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#0@110oh raymoo mi deery come here

<Boss title>

Misumaru

#0@148i havnt seen u in so long

Misumaru

#0@156how r u deaery

Reimu

#0@164oh shit its grandma what r u doing in minecraft 1.17

Reimu

#0@172r u one of dose bastards mining bitcoin?

Misumaru

#0@180bitch we arnt minin bitcoin that shit is dead like your weed

Misumaru

#0@188we are now mining etherium each card is backed by this dope

Misumaru

#0@196and these cards... they are called Non Fungible Tokens (NFT)

Misumaru

#0@204

Reimu

#0@212fuck off grandma

Reimu

#0@220all i want is my weed and i don't want your stupid etherium

(untranslated)

Misumaru

#0@228honstly, im not mining this shit i'm just giving you straight facts

Misumaru

#0@236but you're getting annoying fuck off

Misumaru

#0@244!ban raymoo 1y busting our opportunity to get rich

Misumaru Tamatsukuri defeated

Misumaru

#1@34who the fuck took away my moderation powers

Misumaru

#1@42

Misumaru

#1@50

Reimu

#1@58what the fuck are you on im starting to die out here

Misumaru

#1@66we got a shit ton of crypto miners

Misumaru

#1@74they blow a shit ton of heat

Reimu

#1@82bruh tf you doing here

Misumaru

#1@90i literaly just said it when u were here

Misumaru

#1@98

Misumaru

#1@106

Reimu

#1@114

Reimu

#1@122

Reimu

#1@130

Misumaru

#1@138

Misumaru

#1@146

Misumaru

#1@154you came here for NFTs right

Misumaru

#1@162i don't got shit

Misumaru

#1@170but i know a seller over at the mountains

Misumaru

#1@178bastard's making big money off thses NFTs

Misumaru

#1@186now fuck off for real

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Tsukasa Kudamaki enters

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#2@104FUCK! the anti NFT squad is here and i even fuckin expected this

???

#2@224

Tsukasa Kudamaki defeated

Reimu

#0@34

Reimu

#0@42

Reimu

#0@50

Megumu Iizunamaru enters

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#0@118

Megumu

#0@156

Reimu

#0@164

<Boss title>

Megumu

#0@172

Megumu

#0@180

Reimu

#0@188

Megumu

#0@196

Reimu

#0@204

Reimu

#0@212

Reimu

#0@220

Reimu

#0@228

Megumu

#0@236

Megumu

#0@244

Reimu

#0@252

Tsukasa Kudamaki enters

???

#0@320

<Boss title>

Tsukasa

#0@358

Tsukasa

#0@366

Tsukasa

#0@374

Tsukasa

#0@382

NFT God Girl

Megumu

#0@390

Megumu

#0@398

Megumu

#0@406

Megumu

#0@414

Megumu Iizunamaru defeated

Megumu

#1@34

Megumu

#1@42

Reimu

#1@50

Megumu

#1@58

Megumu

#1@66

Megumu

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Megumu

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Reimu

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Megumu

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Megumu

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Reimu

#1@114

Megumu

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Megumu

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Megumu

#1@138

Reimu

#1@146

Tsukasa

#1@154

Megumu

#1@162

Megumu

#1@170

Megumu

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Megumu

#1@186

Megumu

#1@194

Megumu

#1@202

Tsukasa

#1@210

Tsukasa

#1@218

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Tsukasa Kudamaki enters

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#2@104

???

#2@224

Tsukasa Kudamaki defeated

Reimu

#0@34*

Reimu

#0@42*

Reimu

#0@50*

Chimata Tenkyuu enters

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#0@118*

Chimata

#0@156*

Reimu

#0@164*

<Boss title>

Chimata

#0@172*

Reimu

#0@180*

Chimata

#0@188*

Chimata

#0@196*

Chimata

#0@204*

Reimu

#0@212*

Tsukasa Kudamaki enters

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#0@280*

Tsukasa

#0@318*

Tsukasa

#0@326*

Chimata

#0@334*

Chimata

#0@342*

Tsukasa

#0@350*

Chimata

#0@358*

Chimata

#0@366*

Tsukasa

#0@374*

Chimata

#0@382*

Chimata

#0@390*

Chimata

#0@398*

Reimu

#0@406*

Reimu

#0@414*

Chimata

#0@422*

Chimata

#0@430*

Reimu

#0@438*

Chimata

#0@446*

Chimata

#0@454*

Reimu

#0@462*

Reimu

#0@470*

Reimu

#0@478*

Reimu

#0@486*

Chimata

#0@494*

Chimata

#0@502*

Tsukasa

#0@510*

Tsukasa

#0@518*

Tsukasa

#0@526*

Reimu

#0@534*

Reimu

#0@542*

Reimu

#0@550*

Reimu

#0@558*

Tsukasa

#0@566*

where tf is that market
If Reimu doesn't hold the Blank Card

Chimata

#0@612

Chimata

#0@620

Chimata

#0@628

Chimata

#0@636

Chimata

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If Reimu holds the Blank Card

Chimata

#4@612

Chimata

#4@620

Reimu

#4@628

Chimata

#4@636

Chimata

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Chimata

#3@34

Chimata

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Chimata

#3@50

Chimata Tenkyuu defeated