Reimu's Intro to TH06 For Noobs

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This page is a translated version of the page Th06/Reimu's Scenario and the translation is 95% complete.

awesum translashun by ScorpiusG


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Reimu

#0@60

Reimu

#0@60hai guise welcome to toho six nubs

Reimu

#0@61here we hunt sum french bishez

Reimu

#0@62but first we mus go tru dis jungle

Reimu

#0@83dunno why when i should just fly over it but watevur

Reimu

#0@84but im such a lazy ass to see the sky

Rumia enters

Rumia

#0@124hai

Reimu

#0@135o who r u?

#0@135DARK BITCH RUMIA

Rumia

#0@136i luv teh darkness and imma make u mah friend for coming here!

Reimu

#0@137oh fuk no

Rumia

#0@138?

Reimu

#0@139i dont want no dark bish as mah freind

Rumia

#0@140you has maed me sad... why?

Reimu

#0@141cuz im lazee to maek new friendz

(untranslated)

Rumia

#0@142oh well at least u look edible

Reimu

#0@143wait what, im not delicious... oh shit HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rumia defeated

Reimu

#1@60well that was patetically easy as fuc

Reimu

#1@60wait is that a lake? SURFIN TIME


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Daiyousei enters
Daiyousei defeated

Reimu

#0@60fuck all you fairies leave me alone

Reimu

#0@61i just wanna use HM surf!!!!!!!!!!

Reimu

#0@62oh wait im flying meh whatever

Cirno enters
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#0@92BAKA ALRET CIRUNO

Cirno

#0@92NO SURFIN ALLOWD BIATCH

Reimu

#0@93im not surfin... bitch

Cirno

#0@94um what i meant to say is i mean NO FLYING

Reimu

#0@95ur flying too

Cirno

#0@96shut up, this is fairy territory

Cirno

#0@97and imma kick yo ass right here right now

Cirno defeated

Reimu

#1@60WOW that bitch is damn cold

Reimu

#1@60oh well screw her ass lets go to that land over there


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Hong Meiling enters

???

#2@60YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Reimu

#2@180what i hate lotr okthxbai

Hong Meiling exits
Hong Meiling enters

???

#0@60HEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE YET! I'm a cop and I'll place you under arrest fo-

Reimu

#0@61zzzzzzzzz...........

#0@62COP GURL HONG MEILING

Meiling

#0@62HEY!!! Are you listening to me!?

Reimu

#0@63zzz... huh what what the fuk u want gurl

Meiling

#0@64You're violating the SDM law!

Reimu

#0@66wait what i dun remember havin rules in gensokyo

Meiling

#0@67All non-residents of the SDM cannot enter! It is by law of the Mistress!

Reimu

#0@68zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................

Meiling

#0@69...Grr...

Meiling

#0@70...THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA ARREST YOU RIGHT NOW!

Reimu

#0@71zzz... huh what

Meiling

#0@72You damn ignorant bitch!

(untranslated)

Meiling

#0@74Hyah!!!

Reimu

#0@76oh u wanna fight now huh BRING IT ON

Hong Meiling defeated

Reimu

#1@61ok ure own'd i can go in now

If playing the demo

Meiling

#1@63but dood this is demo lolz

Reimu

#1@64FUCK. (to be kontinooed in full version)

If playing the full version

Meiling

#1@62FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


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Koakuma enters
Koakuma defeated

Reimu

#0@60wow its even darker in here

Reimu

#0@61maybe i shuld sleep here

Patchouli Knowledge enters
(untranslated)

???

#0@92you bich

???

#0@93no sleepin in mah libuary

Reimu

#0@94whut library

#0@95insert ur title here lol PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE

Patchouli

#0@95tis is mah libruaree no assholes liek u allowed

Reimu

#0@96oh so ur like that cop bitch outside a while ago?

Patchouli

#0@97shes a stupid whore who gives a shit abut her

Reimu

#0@98well whatever btw why are u wearing pajamas, its so funny

Patchouli

#0@100cuz i sleep here twenty five seven

Reimu

#0@102wth r there reelee twentie five ours in a day???

Reimu

#0@104so i guess this game really is persona three

Patchouli

#0@106sry i miscalculated its actually twenty for sevn

Reimu

#0@107whatever i like persona

Patchouli

#0@108i like persona too

Reimu

#0@110OMFG U LIEK PERSONA TOO NOW U MUS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Patchouli

#0@111oh fuck

Patchouli Knowledge defeated

Reimu

#1@61LIFE HAS TWENTY FIVE HOURS IN A DAY AND THIS IS A FACT

Patchouli

#1@62fuck u thats only in persona three believe whatever u wan bich


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Sakuya Izayoi enters

???

#2@60(oh no where are my pads gone)

???

#2@150oh hello there im just lookin for sumtin

Sakuya Izayoi exits
Sakuya Izayoi enters

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#0@60just step aside pls

Reimu

#0@61oh ur looking for this?

#0@64404 ERROR. MISSING PADS. SAKUYA IZAYOI

Sakuya

#0@63OH FUCK MY PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reimu

#0@65tell me where teh frenchies are n ill let u have them back

Sakuya

#0@67ohh....

Sakuya

#0@68.....ughh......

Reimu

#0@70dude are u ok?

Sakuya

#0@71i feel so horny without tiem

Reimu

#0@72wait WAIT WHAT

Reimu

#0@73DONT CUM CLOSER TO ME BITCH

Reimu

#0@75IM NOT UR HOE

Sakuya

#0@77but I FEEL SEXAY

Reimu

#0@79dude ew no hentai allowed this is not h game thx

Sakuya

#0@81but i love u

Reimu

#0@82FUCK U WHORE HERE TAKE BACK YOUR PADS

Sakuya

#0@83YAY I GOT MAH PADS BACK

Reimu

#0@85ew dont wear tem in front ov me

Sakuya

#0@87now tat my sanity is return

them of za warudo

Sakuya

#0@88i must kick ur ass

Sakuya

#0@90FOR THE GLORY OF MY PADS!!!!!!!!!!!

Sakuya Izayoi defeated
  • If playing on Easy

Reimu

#3@61haha i win nub

Sakuya

#3@62u didnt one cc this shit so u suck

Sakuya

#3@64bye bye! come back when the player who control u dont suck no more!

Bad Ending #1
  • If playing on Normal or a higher difficulty level

Reimu

#1@61haha i win nub now tell me where are the frenchies

Sakuya

#1@62fuck u cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Sakuya Izayoi enters

Sakuya

#2@60oh noes i cum bak cuz my pads are about to fall off

Reimu

#2@150OH FUCK JUST GET AWAY FROM ME YOU GODDAMN SLUT

Sakuya Izayoi defeated

Reimu

#0@60ok i reached here

Reimu

#0@61now what

Remilia Scarlet enters

#0@242TEH FRENCHIE REMILIA SCARLET

Remilia

#0@242u called me?

Reimu

#0@243FINALLY A FRENCHIE

Remilia

#0@244why did u shoot my sexy maid

Reimu

#0@245she was as annoying as FUCK

Remilia

#0@247ASSHOLE! I WAS GONNA SELL HER AS A SEX SLAVE SO I CAN BE RICH!

Reimu

#0@248DAFUQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remilia

#0@250and now u murdered her i must have my revenge

Reimu

#0@251like seriously how do i know u was just usin her as money bait?

Remilia

#0@253like how do i know u wuld barge in my manshun

Remilia

#0@254u bitch

Reimu

#0@255because this is touhou six duh

Remilia

#0@256well whatever

Remilia

#0@257since everyone else is useless, loox liek u must have ur ass kicked by me

Reimu

#0@258hey i didnt come this far to get owned

Reimu

#0@260i came here to finish the mission TO KICK YOUR ASS

Remilia

#0@262heheh

Remilia

#0@263we shall see whos better in asskiking tonite

Reimu

#0@264i like Divekick better

(untranslated)

Remilia

#0@265SHUT UP UR PLAYING TOUHOU

Remilia

#0@267GODDAMMIT

Reimu

#0@268fine touhou it is well then it is finally time

Remilia

#0@270my danmaku is badass so watch out

Reimu

#0@272fuck u

Remilia Reimu

#0@273BITCH! BITCH!

Remilia Scarlet defeated
  • If player continued
Bad Ending #1
  • If player didn't continue
Reimu-AEnding #3
Reimu-BEnding #4