awesum translashun by ScorpiusG
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msg1.dat.jdiff
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Reimu
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#0@60
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Reimu
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#0@60 hai guise welcome to toho six nubs
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Reimu
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#0@61 here we hunt sum french bishez
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Reimu
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#0@62 but first we mus go tru dis jungle
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Reimu
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#0@83 dunno why when i should just fly
over it but watevur
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Reimu
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#0@84 but im such a lazy ass to see
the sky
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Rumia enters
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Rumia
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#0@124 hai
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Reimu
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#0@135 o who r u?
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#0@135 DARK BITCH
RUMIA
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Rumia
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#0@136 i luv teh darkness and imma make u
mah friend for coming here!
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Reimu
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#0@137 oh fuk no
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Rumia
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#0@138 ?
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Reimu
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#0@139 i dont want no dark bish as mah freind
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Rumia
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#0@140 you has maed me sad... why?
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Reimu
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#0@141 cuz im lazee to maek new friendz
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♪ (untranslated)
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Rumia
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#0@142 oh well
at least u look edible
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Reimu
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#0@143 wait what, im not delicious...
oh shit HAVE MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rumia defeated
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Reimu
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#1@60 well that was patetically easy as fuc
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Reimu
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#1@60 wait is that a lake?
SURFIN TIME
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msg2.dat.jdiff
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Daiyousei enters
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Daiyousei defeated
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Reimu
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#0@60 fuck all you fairies
leave me alone
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Reimu
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#0@61 i just wanna use HM surf!!!!!!!!!!
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Reimu
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#0@62 oh wait im flying
meh whatever
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Cirno enters
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♪ 9
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#0@92 BAKA ALRET
CIRUNO
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Cirno
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#0@92 NO SURFIN ALLOWD BIATCH
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Reimu
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#0@93 im not surfin...
bitch
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Cirno
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#0@94 um what i meant to say is
i mean NO FLYING
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Reimu
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#0@95 ur flying too
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Cirno
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#0@96 shut up, this is fairy territory
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Cirno
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#0@97 and imma kick yo ass right here right now
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Cirno defeated
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Reimu
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#1@60 WOW that bitch is damn cold
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Reimu
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#1@60 oh well screw her ass
lets go to that land over there
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msg3.dat.jdiff
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Hong Meiling enters
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???
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#2@60 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reimu
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#2@180 what
i hate lotr okthxbai
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Hong Meiling exits
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Hong Meiling enters
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???
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#0@60 HEY DON'T GO ANYWHERE YET!
I'm a cop and I'll place you under arrest fo-
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Reimu
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#0@61 zzzzzzzzz...........
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#0@62 COP GURL
HONG MEILING
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Meiling
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#0@62 HEY!!! Are you listening to me!?
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Reimu
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#0@63 zzz... huh what
what the fuk u want gurl
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Meiling
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#0@64 You're violating the SDM law!
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Reimu
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#0@66 wait what i dun remember havin rules
in gensokyo
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Meiling
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#0@67 All non-residents of the SDM cannot enter!
It is by law of the Mistress!
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Reimu
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#0@68 zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....................
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Meiling
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#0@69 ...Grr...
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Meiling
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#0@70 ...THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA ARREST YOU RIGHT NOW!
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Reimu
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#0@71 zzz... huh what
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Meiling
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#0@72 You damn ignorant bitch!
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♪ (untranslated)
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Meiling
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#0@74 Hyah!!!
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Reimu
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#0@76 oh u wanna fight now huh
BRING IT ON
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Hong Meiling defeated
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Reimu
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#1@61 ok ure own'd
i can go in now
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If playing the demo
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Meiling
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#1@63 but dood
this is demo lolz
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Reimu
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#1@64 FUCK.
(to be kontinooed in full version)
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If playing the full version
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Meiling
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#1@62 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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msg4.dat.jdiff
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Koakuma enters
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Koakuma defeated
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Reimu
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#0@60 wow its even darker in here
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Reimu
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#0@61 maybe i shuld sleep here
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Patchouli Knowledge enters
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♪ (untranslated)
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???
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#0@92 you bich
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???
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#0@93 no sleepin in mah libuary
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Reimu
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#0@94 whut library
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#0@95 insert ur title here lol
PATCHOULI KNOWLEDGE
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Patchouli
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#0@95 tis is mah libruaree
no assholes liek u allowed
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Reimu
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#0@96 oh so ur like that cop bitch
outside a while ago?
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Patchouli
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#0@97 shes a stupid whore
who gives a shit abut her
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Reimu
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#0@98 well whatever
btw why are u wearing pajamas, its so funny
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Patchouli
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#0@100 cuz i sleep here twenty five seven
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Reimu
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#0@102 wth r there reelee twentie five ours in
a day???
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Reimu
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#0@104 so i guess this game really is persona three
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Patchouli
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#0@106 sry i miscalculated
its actually twenty for sevn
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Reimu
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#0@107 whatever i like persona
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Patchouli
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#0@108 i like persona too
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Reimu
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#0@110 OMFG U LIEK PERSONA TOO NOW U MUS
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Patchouli
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#0@111 oh fuck
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Patchouli Knowledge defeated
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Reimu
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#1@61 LIFE HAS TWENTY FIVE HOURS IN A DAY
AND THIS IS A FACT
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Patchouli
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#1@62 fuck u thats only in persona three
believe whatever u wan bich
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msg5.dat.jdiff
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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???
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#2@60 (oh no where are my pads gone)
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???
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#2@150 oh hello there
im just lookin for sumtin
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Sakuya Izayoi exits
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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???
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#0@60 just step aside pls
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Reimu
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#0@61 oh ur looking for this?
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#0@64 404 ERROR. MISSING PADS.
SAKUYA IZAYOI
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Sakuya
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#0@63 OH FUCK MY PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reimu
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#0@65 tell me where teh frenchies are n ill let
u have them back
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Sakuya
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#0@67 ohh....
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Sakuya
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#0@68 .....ughh......
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Reimu
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#0@70 dude are u ok?
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Sakuya
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#0@71 i feel so horny without tiem
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Reimu
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#0@72 wait WAIT WHAT
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Reimu
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#0@73 DONT CUM CLOSER TO ME BITCH
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Reimu
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#0@75 IM NOT UR HOE
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Sakuya
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#0@77 but I FEEL SEXAY
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Reimu
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#0@79 dude ew
no hentai allowed this is not h game thx
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Sakuya
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#0@81 but i love u
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Reimu
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#0@82 FUCK U WHORE
HERE TAKE BACK YOUR PADS
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Sakuya
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#0@83 YAY I GOT MAH PADS BACK
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Reimu
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#0@85 ew dont wear tem in front ov me
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Sakuya
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#0@87 now tat my sanity is return
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♪ them of za warudo
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Sakuya
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#0@88 i must kick ur ass
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Sakuya
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#0@90 FOR THE GLORY OF MY PADS!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sakuya Izayoi defeated
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Reimu
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#3@61 haha i win nub
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Sakuya
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#3@62 u didnt one cc this shit so u suck
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Sakuya
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#3@64 bye bye! come back when the player who
control u dont suck no more!
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Bad Ending #1
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- If playing on Normal or a higher difficulty level
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Reimu
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#1@61 haha i win nub
now tell me where are the frenchies
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Sakuya
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#1@62 fuck u cheater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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msg6.dat.jdiff
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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Sakuya
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#2@60 oh noes i cum bak cuz my pads
are about to fall off
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Reimu
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#2@150 OH FUCK JUST GET AWAY FROM ME
YOU GODDAMN SLUT
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Sakuya Izayoi defeated
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Reimu
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#0@60 ok i reached here
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Reimu
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#0@61 now what
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Remilia Scarlet enters
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#0@242 TEH FRENCHIE
REMILIA SCARLET
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Remilia
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#0@242 u called me?
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Reimu
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#0@243 FINALLY A FRENCHIE
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Remilia
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#0@244 why did u shoot my sexy maid
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Reimu
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#0@245 she was as annoying as FUCK
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Remilia
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#0@247 ASSHOLE! I WAS GONNA SELL HER AS A
SEX SLAVE SO I CAN BE RICH!
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Reimu
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#0@248 DAFUQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Remilia
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#0@250 and now u murdered her
i must have my revenge
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Reimu
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#0@251 like seriously how do i know u was just
usin her as money bait?
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Remilia
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#0@253 like how do i know u wuld barge in
my manshun
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Remilia
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#0@254 u bitch
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Reimu
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#0@255 because this is touhou six duh
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Remilia
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#0@256 well whatever
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Remilia
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#0@257 since everyone else is useless,
loox liek u must have ur ass kicked by me
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Reimu
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#0@258 hey i didnt come this far to get owned
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Reimu
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#0@260 i came here to finish the mission
TO KICK YOUR ASS
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Remilia
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#0@262 heheh
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Remilia
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#0@263 we shall see whos better in asskiking
tonite
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Reimu
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#0@264 i like Divekick better
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♪ (untranslated)
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Remilia
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#0@265 SHUT UP UR PLAYING TOUHOU
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Remilia
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#0@267 GODDAMMIT
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Reimu
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#0@268 fine touhou it is
well then it is finally time
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Remilia
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#0@270 my danmaku is badass so watch out
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Reimu
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#0@272 fuck u
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Remilia
Reimu
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#0@273 BITCH!
BITCH!
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Remilia Scarlet defeated
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Bad Ending #1
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- If player didn't continue
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Reimu-A ➜ Ending #3
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Reimu-B ➜ Ending #4
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