Th07/Rachel's Extra & Phantasm

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Chen enters

Chen

#2@40Ahh! You again!

Chen

#2@120Good thing Mommy got me a power-up!

Chen

#2@210With this, I won't let you anywhere near Mommies tails!

Reimu

#2@300Power-up? Mommies tails?

Chen defeated

Reimu

#0@60Gee, I hope this is the right way.

Reimu

#0@61I've never been to the Mayor's house before, so I guess it's now or never.

???

#0@61Wha?... what do you want here?

Ran Yakumo enters

#0@102Overqualified IT-Tech Vicky Vulpine

Ran

#0@102We're kinda closed here, would you mind coming back during office hours?

Reimu

#0@103I don't even wanna be here in the first place, so yeah, I kinda would mind.

Ran

#0@104Who are you anyway? That patrol uniform looks familiar.

Reimu

#0@105I'm with animal control. I saw a couple of stray cats and foxes around here.

Ran

#0@107Cats?... Oh dear, did Kitty sneak out the back door again?

Reimu

#0@108That's right, gotta keep those streets clean and get rid of pests like your sort.

Ran

#0@109Now wait a minute, just a second. Kitty is a registered pet of mine.

Ran

#0@110I even have an official permit, signed by the Mayor herself.

Reimu

#0@111Alright then, let's go ask the Mayor and clear up this misunderstanding.

Reimu

#0@112That said, who're you? Her secretary?

Ran

#0@113Nah, I'm just her IT tech.

Ran

#0@114She went to take a nap, until I finish fixing her computer.

Reimu

#0@115Oh? When was that?

Ran

#0@116Let's see... database repairs: 1'320 hours, OS reinstallation: 1'080 hours...

Reimu

#0@117Sounds like it was a tough job. ...but wait.

Reimu

#0@118I'm not the best in math, but wouldn't that make it... 3 MONTHS?!

Reimu

#0@119Are you telling me the mayor's been napping ALL THROUGH THE WINTER?!

Ran

#0@1202'530 hours and 35 minutes to be exact. Why do you ask?

Reimu

#0@121Wake her up. Right. Now!

Ran

#0@122Oh I will, as soon as I'm finished with the service packs. Those take ages to install.

Ran

#0@123In fact, if you hadn't shown up this late, I would've finished up much sooner, but noo...

Ran

#0@124At least you're just with animal control and not from that darned immigration center.

Reimu

#0@125Well, about that...

Ran

#0@126Anyway, I can't stand official business. I just wanna do my job here.

Reimu

#0@127That makes two of us, but...

Ran

#0@128Alright, let's get this over with. KITTY~! Mommy's got something to play here!

Reimu

#0@129Hey, don't just call her out like that. I'm not done yet examinalazing her.

Ran

#0@130...y'know, I'm starting to beleive you're not with animal control at all.

Reimu

#0@131Alright, you got me. I'm Rachel Heartway, Monster Hunter.

Reimu

#0@132And I'm here to speak the Mayor! ...on involuntary official business!

Ran

#0@133Oh? Well, that makes things easier for me. Since monster hunters are not welcome here at all.

Reimu

#0@134In any case, you're obstructing an official here. I've got a permit with your name on it, wanna see?

♪ Overworked & Underpaid ~ Viva-Mystery

Ran

#0@135And I'm holding the 2nd highest ranking official powers, infested right in my tails! 123456789!!

Ran Yakumo defeated

Reimu

#1@60Yaay! Looks like my department wins the show again!

Ran

#1@61Owowow~!... I lost? Uh-oh... oh nonono!

Ran

#1@62One, two, three, four, five, oh dear, six, seven...

Reimu

#1@63What are you doing?

Ran

#1@64...eight, nine! Pheww, this time I was really worried.

Reimu

#1@65What was that about...?

Reimu

#1@66Anyway, since we measured our official powers by raw strength, go introduce me to the Mayor now.

Ran

#1@67Didn't I tell you? Miss Indigo is still napping.

Reimu

#1@68So I've heard, but don't you think 2'530 hours is pushing it?

Reimu

#1@69I even brought back the candy. She'll miss it all if she keeps lazying around.

Ran

#1@70But I'm gonna get it if she wakes up and her computer isn't fixed yet!

Reimu

#1@71And you're gonna get it from me if you don't go and fix it!

Ran

#1@72But you already shot me down!

Ran

#1@73If you hadn't come to waste my time, then... Aww noo, one, two, three, four...

Reimu

#1@74Yeah whatever, just wake her up. And what's with that counting?

Ran

#1@75Five... What does it look like? I'm counting my tails. Six, seven...

Reimu

#1@76Why would you count your tails?

Ran

#1@77I suffer from Apotemnophobia, the fear that one of my tails might fall off.

Ran

#1@78It's a serious condition. When I get nervous, I have to count them, or I'll go crazy!

Reimu

#1@79...you're weird.

Reimu

#1@80Now stop counting already! Go fix that 'puter or whatever!

Ran

#1@81Just a sec. One, two, three... Gotta go double sure this time. Four, five...

Phantasm



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Ran Yakumo enters

Ran

#2@40There, I finally fixed the computer.

Ran

#2@120Now I can calculate the best method to get rid of you.

Ran

#2@210And write a little app that can keep track of my tails...

Reimu

#2@300Do you really need an app for that?

Ran Yakumo defeated

Reimu

#0@60...I'm really getting impatient here. Helloo? Anybody home?

Reimu

#0@61I've got a pizza here for "1-lay-Z Mayor"!

???

#0@61Ohh-ohh! That would be me!

Yukari Yakumo enters

???

#0@102I haven't eaten in months! Does it have extra peperoni?

Reimu

#0@103Not really, but I hope you like beef. Because I've got plenty with you.

#0@104Mayor of Mysteryland Ingrid Indigo

Yukari

#0@104Wait a minute, you're not the pizza delivery girl. You're that animal control person Vicky told me about.

Yukari

#0@105Good thing that I woke up early to clear up this misunderstanding.

Yukari

#0@106As the mayor of this land, it is my duty to answer all public requests and stuff.

Reimu

#0@107You-... you call that EARLY?! Gimme a break!

Yukari

#0@108Well, maybe I overlsept a little. Now, as for you...

Yukari

#0@109I know you're not with animal control, and you're not here to deliver pizzas either.

Reimu

#0@110Maybe... The "beef" part is still true, though.

Yukari

#0@111You're little Rachel. From the border checkpoint immigration center, aren't you?

Reimu

#0@112Sort of, though I like to call it "bottleneck center for beaurocratic jerks".

Yukari

#0@113My, just look at you. What a diligent young lady you have become.

Yukari

#0@114I've had my eye on you ever since you wore your first diapers.

Reimu

#0@115A stalker?... gross. What else do you know about me?

Yukari

#0@116...actually, that's about it. We have lots of catching up to do, you and me.

Reimu

#0@117Good, then let's start with you getting your people under control!

♪ Vivamysteria

Reimu

#0@118Do you even know how much free time I lose with your monsters causing trouble to no end?

Reimu

#0@119Nightmare phantoms, vampires, cherry candy... I can't handle everything myself around here!

Yukari

#0@120Oh? Would you rather delegate such important tasks to your witch friend?

Reimu

#0@121Leave Melissa out of this. I wouldn't even trust her to feed my goldfish.

Yukari

#0@122Besides, Mysteryland has always relied on troublemaking monsters, since its foundation.

Yukari

#0@123They are free to do whatever they want, as long as we have humans like you to keep them in check.

Yukari

#0@124Or else this place would be as dull as any other. You of all people should know this the best.

Reimu

#0@125Hm, I guess...

Reimu

#0@126So what you're saying is, "Never rely on adults, when a kid can do twice the job."

Reimu

#0@127Eesh, I knew it. Coming here was a waste of time after all.

Yukari

#0@128A waste of time? Oh my, no. This is perfect timing.

Yukari

#0@129This is your chance to prove your skills. Show me, monster hunter. Show me that childlike spirit!

Yukari Yakumo defeated

Reimu

#1@60Okay, show's over. You've wasted enough of my time. You happy now?

Yukari

#1@61My my, to think that somebody could beat me. You truly are something else.

Reimu

#1@62Are you kidding me? That was totally easy. Even a baby could beat you.

(Yukari being easy? Oh yes, I totally went there!)

Reimu

#1@63Now, as you promised, get your lazy behind in gear and your people under control.

Yukari

#1@64I didn't promise anything. We just had a little early morning gymnastic, that's all.

Reimu

#1@65Aw geez, it's morning already? ...maybe I can catch some Z's in school.

Yukari

#1@66Sleeping in school? You shouldn't do that.

Yukari

#1@67Education and healthy sleep is important, you know. Especially for a diligent young girl like you.

Reimu

#1@68You're the last person I wanna hear that from! URRGH, did you even listen to one word I said?!

Yukari

#1@69I suppose you're right. You seem to be running on fumes here.

Yukari

#1@70Tell you what: The next time something bad happens, you can count on my help.

Reimu

#1@71...I'm not sure if that's a good idea.

Reimu

#1@72I've been getting along solo pretty good for now, so what do I need your help for?

Yukari

#1@73Oh come on, it'll be fun. We'll take a nice night stroll, beat some troublemakers...

Yukari

#1@74...and then I'll invite you for a slice of cake, how does that sound?

Reimu

#1@75Cake?... uhm, well... That doesn't sound too bad.

Reimu

#1@76Though after solving this candy crisis, I've kind of lost my appetite for sweet stuff.

Yukari

#1@77Oh yes, I forgot. Thank you for swiftly dealing with that.

Yukari

#1@78Even though it's a bit of a shame. It would've made a good business opportunity.

Yukari

#1@79Exporting Mysteryland's cherry candy all through the year, to make some extra money I mean.

Reimu

#1@80You're a shady person after all.

Reimu

#1@81Well, I better get going. Seeya later, shady old lady (very later, I hope!)

Yukari

#1@82Don't forget to say "hi" to your parents from me. We go back a long way.

Reimu

#1@83"Shady old lady said hi", got it. Now how do I get home...?

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