Yuuka finds that weed is showing all over Gensokyo! She smokes the lot! Is this barely legal?
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Yuuka vs. Cirno (Episode 1 or 2)
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Yuuka
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#50@140OMG there's weed growing EVERYWHERE! Looks like I'm gonna
get high tonight!! :)
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#50@140I'M TEH STRONGEST!!
⑨⑨⑨
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Cirno enters
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Cirno
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#50@170N' UR GONNA PAY FOR RAPING MY BUDDY
WRIGGLE U BITCH!!
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♪ them of (9) baka ~arrange~
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Yuuka
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#50@171what
i'm too high to know what ur sayin
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Yuuka
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#51@50oh yeah, that night bug...
well, she had it comin
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Cirno
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#52@50r u high? Lemme have sum!
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Yuuka vs. Mystia (Episode 1 or 2)
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Yuuka
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#70@140They're weeds alright, in various colors,
(NB: teh Brit spellin of color is too long to type)
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#70@140Never gonna give you up~♪
Never gonna let you down~♪
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Mystia Lorelei enters
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Mystia
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#70@170Never gonna run around and desert you~♪
Never gonna make you cry~♪
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Yuuka
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#70@171wow, wow bitch! I'm too high to get rickrolled!!!11
Just fckin die already
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♪ (untranslated)
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Mystia
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#70@172eh? ur high?
oh for fck sake, I sang it to teh wrong asshole?
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Yuuka
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#71@50i ain't an asshole, I'M HIGH AND STONE ALMIGHTY!
...ok dat's a abit cheesy
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Mystia
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#72@50btw i too sell weed favored steaks
at my food cart
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Yuuka vs. Lyrica (Episode 2 or 3)
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Yuuka
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#60@140dis place is fuckin shit, ther's no weed up here..
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#60@140WTF
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Lyrica Prismriver enters
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Lyrica
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#60@170y is there a fckin flying weed thingy in teh sky
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Yuuka
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#60@171ONG DIS WEED I GOT IS TEH SHIT
DAT PIANO'S FLYIN ON ITS OWN
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♪ The shitty music of de 3 Primsriver bitches
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Lyrica
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#60@172it ain't an illusion u thick bitch,
'tis reality... dumbass lets fight
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Yuuka
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#61@50if it ain't an illustion,
then xplain teh weeb, bitch
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Yuuka
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#61@51I'm a professionalist on weed n other good stuff
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Yuuka
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#61@52...oh yeah, I'm sooo high right now
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Lyrica
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#62@50GTFO of teh sky, dis ain't teh place
4 u, man
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Yuuka vs. Marisa (Episode 3, 4, or 5)
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♪ (untranslated)
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Yuuka
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#10@140i feel so high my tits feel good as ever man
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???
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#10@140WTF U DOIN OUT OF MUGENKAN
N TAKIN ALL DIS WEEB U BASTUD
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Marisa Kirisame enters
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Marisa
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#10@170I'm gonna collect all dis weed so I can invade dat
fucked-up weed castle in DDC
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Yuuka
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#10@171wtf u takin about, i'm too high to understand..
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♪ (untranslated)
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Marisa
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#10@172hell yeah, slow bitch, i'm high as wel,
wanna "go"?
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Yuuka
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#11@50damn, I hope "go" wasn't suggesting sexual favours..
meh, too high to care~
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Marisa
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#12@50When i sed "go", i ment sexual favors, not a fight
u slow, dumbass bitch...meh, too high to care~
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Yuuka vs. Sakuya (Episode 3, 4, or 5)
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Yuuka
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#20@140OMFG LOOK @ ALL DIS WEED!!1
DIS IS HEAVEN AS IT STANDS~~
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#20@140bitch, kindly stay away
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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Sakuya
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#20@170cuz dis iz my mistress's weed, so could you please,
you know, "fck off"?
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Yuuka
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#20@171lol u so remind me of dat red maid from makai~
u ought to get pads to get tits liek her~
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♪ night/knight of nights/knights
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Sakuya
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#20@172wtf u takin about? teh PC-98?
wat r u, phuckin high?
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Yuuka
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#21@50ain't it obvious, course im highhhh~~
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Yuuka
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#21@51n' all dis weed shall be minne!!11
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Sakuya
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#22@50dat's for sayin teh word "pad".
wtf r u, a pervo?
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Yuuka vs. Tewi (Episode 3, 4 or 5)
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♪ (untranslated)
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Yuuka
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#80@140shit just got real - I'm fckin lost
but who cares, i'm HIIIGH~~
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#80@140hello, who said "hi"?
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Tewi Inaba enters
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Tewi
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#80@170oh hey there~ u must be lost,
want me to get you home with good fortune?
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♪ (untranslated)
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Yuuka
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#80@171aww WTF, dis weed here is shit... WHAT KIND OF
FUCKIN ILLUSION WOULD SHOW ME A KID WITH RABBIT EARS!!!?!1
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Tewi
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#80@172OMG A FCKIN DRUG ADDICT!! WHAT'S EIRIN DONE TO U!!?
I MUST CURE THIS BITCH!
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Yuuka
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#81@50hah, Shinmyoumaru-oh-other will get so phuckin
jealous of how much goddamn weed I smoked right now~
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Tewi
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#82@50r u cured?
if so, gtfo
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Yuuka vs. Reisen (Episode 4 or 5)
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Yuuka
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#40@140now dis is where teh shits really happenin,
teh weeds good n i'm geddin dizzy~~
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#40@140dumn bitch
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Reisen Udongein Inaba enters
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Reisen
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#40@170it ain't the weed you got there,
it's my manipulation of insanity
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Yuuka
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#40@171eh? I dont really give a fuck~
i'm enjoying myself wif dis shit~
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♪ (untranslated)
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Reisen
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#40@172just gtfo, Kaguya wont be happy wif dis..
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Yuuka
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#41@50If you thought I'd know without you even saying anything, big mistake.
It looked like you wanted to say that tonight is rabbit stew.
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Yuuka
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#41@51Yep, i'm so high i'm talkin bullshit
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Reisen
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#42@50ur fukin week for a youkai, u must be a PC-98 bitch
haha
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Yuuka vs. Youmu (Episode 4 or 5)
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♪ Lol so much ghost here
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Yuuka
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#30@140da netherword is da word!
heh, get it?
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#30@140oh no, no another drug-related death
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Youmu Konpaku enters
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Youmu
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#30@170so tell us, how much weed av u smoked before
arriving here dumbass
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Yuuka
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#30@171I'M SO FUCKIN HIGH I DONT GIVE A SHIT
GO TELL SOMEONE WHO GIVES A SHIT
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Youmu
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#30@172heh, we got a rude one here,
I shall slash you into your flesh (u dumbass)
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Yuuka
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#31@50hmm, wonder if Raiko & kotohime would find me
& arrest me?
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Youmu
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#32@50u dont look liek ur in two,
but it's an illusion
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Yuuka vs. Reimu (Episode 6)
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Yuuka
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#0@140yumyum, all I see is weed n dats teh shit~
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Yuuka
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#0@141wasnt there somethin about weed growin after a certain time?
Who cares, I'm so high right now
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#0@141HEY, UR FROM MUGENKAN!1 WHY TEH FUCK WOULD U CUM OUT HERE
N SMOKE WEED?! UR 1 OF A FUCKIN BITCH, U KNOW THAT?
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Reimu Hakurei enters
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Reimu
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#0@171I will not let u pass!
cuz if you get pass with me, you wont have future
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Yuuka
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#0@172wooow, thats awesome
yet confuuuusin~~
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♪ (untranslated)
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Yuuka
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#0@173Oh wait, my weeds runnin out..
miko, just go fuck urself :(
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Yuuka
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#1@50oh i see, pass meanin access n pass meanin before
lulululul pun intended
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Yuuka
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#1@51OMG, CUZ MY WEEDS RUN OUT I GOT CLEANED
N FCKIN THINKIN STRAIGHT!!!1111111111
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Yuuka
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#1@52Looks liek dis'll be a long bastud journey...
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Yuuka
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#1@53...goin to a new place dats gonna be
full of dckheads...
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Reimu
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#2@50forget about teh PC-98, it's dead.
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Yuuka vs. Aya (Episode 7)
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Yuuka
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#100@140OMG LULULULUL A VODKA LAKE!!
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Yuuka
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#100@141I'M GONNA GET SO DRUNK I'LL FEEL FCKIN HIGH
ONCE AGAIN
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Yuuka
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#100@142ohohoh, this feels sooooo illegal~~
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♪ (untranslated)
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???
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#100@142*stare*
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Yuuka
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#100@143!!
Who teh fuck there
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Aya Shameimaru enters
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Aya
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#100@173hi, im ayayaya of buttbutt news
may i ask, do you consider this as healthy
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Yuuka
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#100@174does it look like i fckin care!!
i dont need dis shit of u bitch—
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Yuuka
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#100@175omg dis is on live TV!
why teh f— uh, hell u didnt tell me theres cameras
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Yuuka
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#100@176im so fckin embarrest
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Aya
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#100@177oh no, u ain't on life TV dumbass,
those are for when we film porno
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Aya
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#100@178we tengu luv prono~
i had countless sex with Hatate~
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Yuuka
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#100@179omg u pervo
gtfo
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Aya
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#100@180would u liek to be in a prono?
u can do it with mima if u want~
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Yuuka
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#100@181hmm, i'll think about it
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Yuuka
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#100@182btw yes i think dis vodka river is healthy &
I'm here cuz I want moar gud weed
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Aya
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#100@183oh I see, then I'll set up the cameras for teh por—
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Aya
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#100@184EH!!! U SMOKE WEED!!?!? OMFG DATS BAD MAN, VERY BAD
I MUST FCK UR LIFE UP
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Yuuka
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#100@185well ain't dis new
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Yuuka
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#101@50why chuck random fast shit @ me. so yeah I won
and wish to be in a porno with mima
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Aya
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#101@51urr...great... n I promise not to tell about ur weed
problem
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Yuuka
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#101@52wtf i dont giv a shit, tell teh world
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Aya
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#102@50now that ur in my bastud hands
I will make u do so much dirtyness with me n momiji~~
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Aya
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#102@51im ayayaya n ur watchin buttbutt news *commercial break*
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Yuuka vs. Komachi (Episode 8)
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Yuuka
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#120@140noww den, afta drrinkin dat fodka n chit, i fell drunc@@
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Yuuka
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#120@141were teh vuk am i? oh ah zee a riverr
bedder drinnk som warter
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Yuuka
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#120@142oh waiit, tere's moar wead!
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#120@142HALT!
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Komachi Onozuka enters
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Komachi
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#120@172I CANNOT LET U SMOKE DAT WEED
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Yuuka
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#120@173wwhy not¿
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Komachi
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#120@174its illegal bitch
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Komachi
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#120@175n im titanicin it accross da river
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Yuuka
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#120@176fck offf bitch, 'tis miiine
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Yuuka
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#120@177y u wannnna steal it 4 urselv¿
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Komachi
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#120@178cos the Yama needs to get rid of the fockers
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Komachi
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#120@179u see, every over-9000 years wed grows in dis
crtn part of teh wrld
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Komachi
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#120@180I'll tell u teh story: Once upon a time, blah blah blah..... [...]
....blah blah blah, hence y the yama wants it.
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Yuuka
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#120@181wtf
i didnt get any of that
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Yuuka
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#120@182was toooo busy smokin wead
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Yuuka
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#120@183so nooow imm hiii n drank~~@
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Komachi
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#120@184OMFG UR UNDER ARREST
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Yuuka
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#120@185eh urr a policebitch
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Yuuka
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#121@50noow, takee me to ur leadeer n lemme
beet her up wiif drums n shit
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Komachi
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#121@51uh... wtf ur talkin about...?
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Yuuka
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#121@52i'm hi n drunc, cource im gunna talk shitt
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Komachi
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#122@50You're under arrest—you got teh fckin right to remain silent.
Anythin you say can n will be used against you in a court of law.
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Yuuka vs. Shikieiki (Episode Final)
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Yuuka
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#130@140i luvv myselv, im drunc, hi, n gunna go into a porno
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Yuuka
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#130@141cn live get eny betta¿
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Yuuka
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#130@142OMG I NEVER SEEN SO MUCH FUCKIN WEED!
THIS MUST BE WHAT THE YAMA'S COLLECTED
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#130@142too right bro
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#130@143n u sir are breakin teh law
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Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu enters
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Eiki
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#130@173smokin dis weed, smellin liek vodka, wanna be a slut...
soooo distastful
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Yuuka
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#130@174yeahh, @ least im gunna live a riich live.
fuckin bitch
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Eiki
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#130@175hmm, u got a funny mouth
i can be far worse:
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Eiki
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#130@176ur one ugly whore who's raped Elly n abandoned
her cos ur one hell of a fuckin dumbass bitcj
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Yuuka
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#130@177dats... hurtfull bitxh
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Yuuka
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#130@178*cry* i luvd our Elly sooo mush...
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Eiki
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#130@179btw, im teh Yama, who doesnt smoke weed, but destroys it
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Eiki
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#130@180Komachi has already told u teh story of dis weeb
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Eiki
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#130@181i do not wish ppl to smoke it, exept for wakimiko n
dat black witch
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Eiki
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#130@182u on teh other hand are breakin teh law
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Yuuka
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#130@183doe ah reeally gif a phuk¿
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Eiki
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#130@184then in dat case, i av
"Concealed the Conclusion":
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Eiki
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#130@185YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED!!!!!111!11111
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Yuuka
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#130@1861!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1
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Eiki
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#130@187dats right, show teh exclamation marks to teh 4th wall
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Yuuka
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#130@188ah luv my weed, drrink, n sluttiness,
ahh doont gif a phuk abaht my live
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Yuuka
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#130@189yess i admit im tallkin bullshitt
so i'm gonna shout all teh As for sum random reason
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Yuuka
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#130@190AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Eiki
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#130@191omfg gtfo dats phuckin annoying
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Eiki
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#130@192You're under arrest—you got teh fckin right to remain silent.
Anythin you say can n will be used against you in a court of law.
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Eiki
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#130@193oh wait i am teh court of law, stupid bitch
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Eiki
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#130@194now if u luv ur sluttiness, weed, n drink, u'd betta
prove dat ur teh fuckin strongest in Gensokyo!!!!
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Ending #10
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Eiki
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#132@50u will recieve 100 years in prison
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Eiki
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#132@51i dont giv a phuk if u get raped by mannosuke cos
he's behind bars
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