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maris smels wed on top of sum mountain so she uses her dumbass amgic to beat the shit out of all in her way

Fst Stag

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tdb:th10 02/en-lol
Shizuha Aki enters
Shizuha Aki defeated

Marisa

#0@34holy FUCK pofv put me outta shape

Marisa

#0@38i dont wanan experins it agan

???

#0@42hello.

Minoriko Aki enters

<Boss title>

Minoriko

#0@106my name is minoriko aki.

Marisa

#0@114oh hai

Minoriko

#0@122you killed my sister.

Marisa

#0@130oh you mean that bich from recent

Minoriko

#0@138prepare to die.

tdb:th10 03/en-lol
Minoriko Aki defeated

Marisa

#1@30someones been watchin 2 much movis

Marisa

#1@38wutever ur the first boss u didn stand shit

Snd Stag

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Hina Kagiyama enters
Hina Kagiyama exits
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Marisa

#0@34holy siht thsi is taking forever

Marisa

#0@38hold on lemme turn on som music

???

#0@42oh hey

Hina Kagiyama enters

Marisa

#0@110DANANANANAA ITS THA MOTHAFUKIN D O DUBBLE G

???

#0@114snoop dogg can go fuck himself

Marisa

#0@118fuck no that song is badass

<Boss title>

Hina

#0@126wutever

Marisa

#0@134basically i came heer cuz theres a rumor bout a shitlod of weed

Hina

#0@142look deres no wed here i chekced every last poart other tan da top

Hina

#0@150while were here though mind if i suck your misfortune

Marisa

#0@158fuck off

Hina

#0@166okay cuz i enjoy firing bullets left and rite moar

tdb:th10 05/en-lol
Hina Kagiyama defeated

Hina

#1@30OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Marisa

#1@34well imma go after that wed stash

Hina

#1@42you really shouldnt there are bugs

Marisa

#1@50i can handle bugs jsut fine i have incesticide

Marisa

#1@58whoops i meant insecticide my bad

Trd Stag

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Nitori Kawashiro enters

???

#0@32OH SHIT, A HUMAN!

Nitori Kawashiro exits

Marisa

#0@126wut fukin coward

Nitori Kawashiro enters

???

#1@38Well shit, there goes my badass suit.

Marisa

#1@46no shit sherlok

???

#1@54Who the fuck's Sherlok?

Marisa

#1@62whatever betch wheres the wed

???

#1@70I dunno what you're talking about. Either way, I'm outta here.

Nitori Kawashiro exits

Marisa

#1@108get bcak hre

Nitori Kawashiro enters

???

#2@38Oh hey it's the shitlord from recently. Seriously, why are you tailing me?

Marisa

#2@46u smell liek weed lolololol

???

#2@54Just because I SMELL like weed doesn't mean I SMOKE it.

???

#2@62Also what did you think about that awesome invisibility suit?

Marisa

#2@70its shit

???

#2@78Whatever, Your opinion doesn't matter. What DOES though, is that the place EVIL.

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<Boss title>

Nitori

#2@86As in, it gets dangerous as all hell. That's how mountains work in general.

Marisa

#2@94ur not doin a gud job of gardin da wed

Marisa

#2@102either way im goin ahed to snag dat wed

Nitori

#2@110Alright then. All it means is I get myself a sex slave.

Marisa

#2@118WUT NO FKUC OFF

Nitori Kawashiro defeated

Nitori

#3@30FINE. I guess I can't have my way with you.

Marisa

#3@38anyway imma fuk up te nex bos

Nitori

#3@46Can't I at least come with?

Marisa

#3@54no u tried to make me ur betch eraleir

Nitori

#3@62There's a bigass god up there, and I have fucking NUKES!

Nitori

#3@70Plus, I also have these spell cards which are deemed IMPOSSIBLE to dodge!

Marisa

#3@78then y didn u us dem

Nitori

#3@86I'm saving 'em for Double Spoiler and Impossible Spell card.

Marisa

#3@94dont break teh 4th wal

Frth Stag

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Momiji Inubashiri enters
Momiji Inubashiri defeated
Aya Shameimaru enters

???

#0@38HELLO BETCH

<Boss title>

Aya

#0@42so ur the intruder?

Marisa

#0@46yes nao tel mi wer the weed is

Aya

#0@54OMG DONT U KNOW THAT WED IS EVEN LESS LEGAL DEN NORMEL WED!?

Aya

#0@62thos ho smok it fall under a curs

Marisa

#0@70a bunch o bowship

Marisa

#0@78wed is essentaly the fuel o da brain

Aya

#0@86well im not lettin you get up top

Marisa

#0@94y

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Aya

#0@102cuz dats were it is

Aya

#0@110also cuz yuo smoke wed

Aya

#0@118also because you fukin suk

Marisa

#0@126biased

Aya

#0@134also cuz da bos sed so

Aya

#0@142nobody messes wif da bos.

Aya

#0@150nao DIE TO DEAF!

Marisa

#0@158no screw that! im gonna beat the shit out of you so i can smoke that weed

Aya Shameimaru defeated

Aya

#1@30o shit dis makes stron luk lik wek

Aya

#1@34perhaps u can actualy bet the autistic assfence at the top of the mountain!

Marisa

#1@42woah woah woah

Marisa

#1@46first you atak me 4 goin up now you WANT me to get the wed

Aya

#1@50let me tell you somethin

Aya

#1@58the god is pretty much like a female duke nukem whos a snake.

Marisa

#1@66a duke nukm wanabe eh

Marisa

#1@74no worries il kik dat fukrs ass

Aya

#1@82kay but be warned that she is a total trigger happy maniac

Marisa

#1@90wutever now let me thru

Fith Stag

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Sanae Kochiya enters
Sanae Kochiya exits
Sanae Kochiya enters

???

#0@38what the fuck is this

Marisa

#0@42te fuk is wut

???

#0@50this place is the moriya shrine

???

#0@58it is a badass place of debauchery

Marisa

#0@66debaucery dat mens weed

<Boss title>

Sanae

#0@74names sanae

Sanae

#0@82im the fuking maiden of this here shrine

Marisa

#0@90whatever ur just a gren reimu

Sanae

#0@98what the fuck is your occupation

Marisa

#0@106badass stoner witch

Marisa

#0@114but i mostly smoke wed evry day

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Sanae

#0@122inhale my dong enragement magician

Marisa

#0@130no i already fucked up a kappa who wanted to rape my brans out

Sanae

#0@138nitori does that kind of shit sometimes i have to burn her house down 24/7

Marisa

#0@146she has a fukin house

Sanae

#0@154everyone has a house you fridgeshitting cockmaster but enough chatting around

Sanae

#0@162engage the marisa motherfucker

Sanae Kochiya defeated

Sanae

#1@30this is fucking bullshit

Sanae

#1@34the hats are insatiable

Marisa

#1@42tell me were ur wed is

Sanae

#1@46its guarded by the final boss

Sanae

#1@54she has a pair of uzis though so watch out

Marisa

#1@62fuk u i dont need ur exositin

Sanae

#1@70but its true

Marisa

#1@78dont giv a shit

Ur a fuking baws if u clear dat stage

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Marisa

#0@34holy shit dis lake is big either way

Marisa

#0@38THAT FUKR HAD BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT HERE OR IMMA RIP OFF GREEN RAYMOOS HEAD

Kanako Yasaka enters

???

#0@42I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

Marisa

#0@170alright bitch

Marisa

#0@178gimmie the wed or you're gonna die a million times over

???

#0@186....................... .......................

???

#0@194Screw that, I'm gonna go medieval on your ass, whilst kicking said ass, BITCH!

Marisa

#0@202i somehow fukin knew it wasnt dat simpl

Marisa

#0@210who thef uck even are you anyway

???

#0@218I'm Kanako Yasaka, and I'm comin' to get the rest of you faithless bastards!

???

#0@226This here's one bigass faith mountain, and if you think I'm gonna hand the drugs to you, guess again, WITCHY BITCH;

???

#0@234Kanako's coming to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before your ass is kicked... is my ridiculously large ammo supply!

Marisa

#0@242screw you im not gonga let you keep me from dat weed no matter wut

<Boss title>

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Kanako

#0@250There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you die.

Marisa

#0@258omg quit spoutin duke nukem quotes ur ridic enuff as is

Marisa

#0@266either way why the fuk are you sayin faith this faith that

Kanako

#0@274Basically, if we run out of faith, shit shall eventually hit the fan. It is pretty much a GIVEN.

Kanako

#0@282Since you keep corrupting this place with your faithlessness, I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck.

Marisa

#0@290ill have u no i visit some shrin every day there4 u hav no rit 2 hurt me

Kanako

#0@298Blow it out your ass, that shrine has zero donations.

Kanako

#0@306Like they say, mess with the best, you will die like the rest. Anyway....

Kanako

#0@314All aboard the midtown express, TO HELL!

Kanako Yasaka defeated
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