mofo - raymoo edition

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This page is a translated version of the page Th10/Reimu's Scenario and the translation is 99% complete.
Outdated translations are marked like this.

ur fucked lol

the other spring

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(untranslated)
Shizuha Aki enters
Shizuha Aki defeated

Reimu

#0@34fuck i cant see shit fuck thos leafs

Reimu

#0@38oh shit whats this smell its fuckin good

???

#0@42y the fuk u wanna vore me

Minoriko Aki enters

???

#0@106fuck u

Reimu

#0@110who tf sed i wanted ur ass u just smel like wed

<Boss title>

Minoriko

#0@118yeah i gotta smell good im a fukin walkin bumper crop bitch

Reimu

#0@126oh so thats why u smell like wed

Minoriko

#0@134and dis perfume is expnsive as fuk evn tho i basicly sweat it

OKTOBER FEEEEEEERST
Minoriko Aki defeated

Reimu

#1@30thats a weakass bitch please dont be weak hakurei god-sama

Reimu

#1@38o yea i wasnt gona smoke wed i wanted to fukin kill a bich

Reimu

#1@42i gotta go bye walking wed

the first bore to come after the first bore

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deep dark road
Hina Kagiyama enters
Hina Kagiyama exits

Reimu

#0@34this shit feel fukin weird

Reimu

#0@38i cant see or breath fuck

???

#0@42oh hey

Hina Kagiyama enters

???

#0@110ur the bich i tried to make gtfo

Reimu

#0@114oh its you again

<Boss title>

Hina

#0@122oh fuck it just fuk off aight

Reimu

#0@130no i wanna kill a bithc

Hina

#0@138but thats dangerous or sum shit

Reimu

#0@146just dont fuck wif me

Hina

#0@154but all i do is suck ur bad luck it tastes like wed

Hina

#0@162u want me to eat more of it

Reimu

#0@170fuk off youkai

Hina

#0@178serously man

spinning girl not rolling girl
Hina Kagiyama defeated

Hina

#1@30I just wanted to help you, but you're too racist for it. Fuck off and die.

Reimu

#1@34telling me to fuk off doesnt help

Hina

#1@38theres to many gods up ther

Hina

#1@46just stop bein a deaf bitch and fuck off

Reimu

#1@54GOOD.

engie called

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iro wa nihoheto chirinuru wo
Nitori Kawashiro enters

???

#0@32OH SHIT, A HUMAN!

Nitori Kawashiro exits

Reimu

#0@126git back here scrub

Nitori Kawashiro enters

???

#1@38Well shit, there goes my badass suit.

Reimu

#1@46great fukin deduction sherlok

???

#1@54Who the fuck's Sherlok?

Reimu

#1@62oh yeah this is gensucko sherlock doesnt exist

???

#1@70wut

Nitori Kawashiro exits

Reimu

#1@108yeah whatever im still going

Nitori Kawashiro enters

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#2@38hello again

Reimu

#2@42dont fukin stop me bitch

???

#2@46what

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#2@50why would i stop you lmao

Reimu

#2@54i wanna fuk sum god up heard she fucks around at the top

???

#2@62who

???

#2@70yeah just go home u weak shit

kappa keepo kappaross kappapride

<Boss title>

Nitori

#2@78btw im nitro carwash and im the inspector gadget of gensicko

Nitori

#2@86OKAY YOU CAN FUCK OFF NOW the dudes up there are racist

Reimu

#2@94no also how do you know inspector gadget

Nitori

#2@102just

Nitori

#2@110FUCK OFF

Nitori Kawashiro defeated

Nitori

#3@30ouchie ouch

Reimu

#3@38keyblade (wil u fukin go now)

Nitori

#3@46fuckin hell okay

Reimu

#3@54u fukin better

Nitori

#3@62btw yeah kill that bitch

Nitori

#3@70pwease

Reimu

#3@78ok

Nitori

#3@86oh yeah

Nitori

#3@94ill tell my men not to murder u bye

Reimu

#3@102oh shit its a waterfall

Fairies in my waterfall?

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Momiji Inubashiri enters
Momiji Inubashiri defeated
Aya Shameimaru enters

???

#0@38CATCHPHRASE!

<Boss title>

Aya

#0@42INTRUDER REPORT TURNS OUT TO BE SHRINE MAIDEN TENGU CHIEFS GO CRAZY

Reimu

#0@46okay fuck off clickbaity shithead

Aya

#0@54WHO WILL WIN? THE HAKUREI SHRINE MAIDEN OR THE CROW TENGU?

Aya

#0@62FIND OUT TOMORROW!

Reimu

#0@70wut bicth?

Aya

#0@78MAIDEN'S CREDIT CARD INFO LEAKED SHE CANNOT WIN

Aya

#0@86BREAKING NEWS!! NEGOTIATIONS WITH TENGU STILL POSSIBLE

Reimu

#0@94okay i dont give a fuck about the tengu now fuck off so i can kill a god

Aya

#0@102wait did you say god

Aya

#0@110SHRINE MAIDEN HEADING FOR MOUNTAIN GOD YOUKAI MOUNTAIN'S BLOOD IS BOILING

Reimu

#0@118wait do you knnow her

Aya

#0@126yeah

Aya

#0@134i mean read the fucking newspaper

Aya

#0@142"MOUNTAIN GOD TRAVELS IS SHE DRINKING FAITH?"

Reimu

#0@150oh

Reimu

#0@158yeah thats the one

Aya

#0@166HUMAN AND TENGU SHARE THE SAME GOAL MOUNTAIN GOD IS CORNERED

Reimu

#0@174ok now gime her fukin adress

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Aya

#0@182oh yeha i almost forgot

Aya

#0@190HUMAN TRESPASSES YOUKAI MOUNTAIN TENGU REPORTER ON GUARD

Reimu

#0@198good god ur annoyign

Aya

#0@206thats the communist way

Aya

#0@214THE RING IS READY! REIMU HAKUREI VS AYA SHAMPOOMARE

Reimu

#0@222or we could do it the COMMUNIST WAY and beat her TOGETHER

Aya Shameimaru defeated

Aya

#1@30ouchie ouch

Aya

#1@34TENGU DEFEATED CAN THIS HUMAN BEAT THE GOD?

Reimu

#1@42okay take me to her already im this close to murdering you

Aya

#1@46i got an older one here

Aya

#1@54"GOD MOVES TO TOP OF YOUKAI MOUNTAIN TENGU QUESTIONS HER POWER"

Reimu

#1@62yeah its at the top no fucking shit

Oh, the mirror world.

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calamity fortune?
Sanae Kochiya enters
Sanae Kochiya exits
Sanae Kochiya enters

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#0@38hey man

???

#0@42im sanaes the most badass fukin shrine maiden

Reimu

#0@46HEY THATS MY FUCKING LINE PLAGIARIST FUCK

???

#0@54fuck off clone

???

#0@62my moms shrine is better it has a lake

Reimu

#0@70oh it has a pool

???

#0@78btw were taking the whole mountian

???

#0@86and ur faith

Reimu

#0@94DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY YOU WERE GONNA TAKE MY FAITH

???

#0@102yes

???

#0@110but gensackyo needs faith too

???

#0@118isnt it like electricity

Reimu

#0@126i can do it with my own hands

faith is 4 trans ppl

<Boss title>

Sanae

#0@134no

Sanae

#0@142if we get revered hard enough we can become gods

Sanae

#0@150so i need the faith

Reimu

#0@158i dont care

Reimu

#0@166just fuck off

Sanae

#0@174ok then...

Sanae

#0@182*unsheathes katana* so face my wrath of miracles

Sanae Kochiya defeated

Sanae

#1@30this is fucking bullshit

Sanae

#1@34i just wanted faith and power

Reimu

#1@42fuck off

Sanae

#1@46actually lets make a contract well buy your shrine for 10 bucks

Reimu

#1@54YE- i mean i need to see your boss

Sanae

#1@62oh now i got it

Reimu

#1@70yeah i wanna shove my rod up her ass

AYAYAYAYA *PERSIAN TRAP MUSIC*

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Reimu

#0@34okay what the fuck

Reimu

#0@38whats with those pilars

Kanako Yasaka enters

???

#0@42I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL!

???

#0@170HELLO FELLOW SHRINE INHABITANT!

???

#0@174WOULD YOU LIKE SOME F A I T H ?

Reimu

#0@178fuckin loser cant evn scare peopl rite

???

#0@186just following them kirby things cute faces are strong

Reimu

#0@194okay anyway dont take the mountain and my shrine doesnt suck ass

???

#0@202who said i wanted the mountain

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#0@210i just wanna help people like you

???

#0@218with F A I T H

Reimu

#0@226i dont want help bich

Reimu

#0@234also i dont think exposition makes $$$

<Boss title>

(untranslated)

Kanako

#0@242but it does

Kanako

#0@250and we need it

Kanako

#0@258isnt that ur whole thing

Reimu

#0@266ye

Reimu

#0@274but i can do it myself

Kanako

#0@282okay then

Kanako

#0@290It's time to kick ass and chew faith gum...

Kanako

#0@298AND- SHIT WHERES MY GUM

Kanako Yasaka defeated
  • If player continued or is playing on Easy
Reimu-ABad Ending #07
Reimu-BBad Ending #08
Reimu-CBad Ending #09
  • If player didn't continue and is playing on Normal or a higher difficulty level
Reimu-AGood Ending #01
Reimu-BGood Ending #02
Reimu-CGood Ending #03