Th105/Yukari's Scenario English

Based on https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Scarlet_Weather_Rhapsody/Translation/Yukari%27s_Scenario

Stage 1

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Yukari	Seems like the shrine hasn't been repaired yet.
Yukari	Come out, Reimu.
Reimu	What's up?
Yukari	Why is fixing up the shrine taking so long? You sure are carefree.
Reimu	But that Tenshi girl didn't come down today. "Today's a song day", she said.
Yukari	Alas, she could sing on earth,@ if that's what she wants to do.
Reimu	Well, that's not the point, I guess. Anyway, it's luxurious, isn't it? Singing and dancing for days on end without having to do any work.
Yukari	Wealth and honor from unrighteousness is to me like a cloud in the sky. ([Quote from the Analects of Confucius])
Reimu	?
Yukari	I'm talking about celestials that enjoy luxury. And you, too.
	⧼lose⧽
Reimu	The shrine will get back to normal.
Reimu	That celestial promised this.
	⧼win⧽
Yukari	I'm gonna go and punish her in person.
Reimu	Why me...
Yukari	Well, you're quite like a celestial yourself.
Yukari	You're not very down-to-earth, are you?

Stage 2

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Yukari	Huff... I never thought mountain climbing would become so difficult at this age.
Yukari	Oh, here's another unworking fellow.
Komachi	Woah, you just came out of nowhere.
Yukari	What have you been doing during this disturbance?
Komachi	Eh? That's sudden. Mah, whatever....
Komachi	What do you mean by "this disturbance" anyways?
Yukari	You were bringing the phantoms to the Higan.@ Did you notice anything different?
Komachi	Eh? Different? I have no idea what you're saying...
Yukari	So you've realized that the number of phantoms has been decreasing.
Komachi	Hey, hey. What are you on about?
Yukari	Why didn't you work?
Yukari	If you had brought the phantoms to Higan earlier, there wouldn't be so many casualties.
Komachi	H-hey, wait a moment. What casualties?
Yukari	You sloth of a shinigami...@ Go back to Hell and have the Yama scold you.
	⧼lose⧽
Komachi	I don't know anything, but I get the feeling that I better get back to work.
	⧼win⧽
Yukari	Now, go back to work, go back to work.
Komachi	Seriously, what's happening?
Yukari	Mountain climbing is boring.
Yukari	It's great that you're here.
Komachi	Didn't you just warp here? Mountain climbing isn't that big of a deal, really...
Yukari	Ahh, mountain climbing is such a pain.

Stage 3

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Yukari	Ah, it's so, so hot.
Yukari	I should've replenished some water back at that stream.
Marisa	Wha!
Marisa	What's with you?@ Don't suddenly come out like a ghost in a haunted house.
Yukari	It's rare for humans to be on the mountain so I came to see~
Marisa	Yeah, Reimu said there's a world where celestials live above here.
Marisa	There must be some invaluable stuff there!
Yukari	Well, the celestials have... Peaches, fishing tools and other such things.
Marisa	Really? Ain't we talkin' about the heavens?@ As in, the astral plane, you know? Paradise?
Marisa	If I borrow something back from there it'd make life much easier. Don't you think so?
Yukari	Idle hands will lead to misdeeds. (Quote from the Great Learning by Confucius.)
Marisa	What?
Yukari	A fool like you only thinks of enjoyment when you're alone, that's what I'm saying.
	⧼lose⧽
Marisa	What's wrong with that?
Marisa	Doesn't the desire for ease and enjoyment lead to a better future?
	⧼win⧽
Yukari	Now, it's best for you to head back before the tengu finds you.
Marisa	Dammit, seeing you is a greater misfortune than the tengu.
Marisa	Why are you here anyways?
Yukari	I'm scaling this mountain to head to the heavens.
Yukari	The astral plane. Paradise.
Marisa	Yukari (She) 's heading to the heavens, too?
Marisa	Then I guess it's best to go back for today.
Yukari	Not heading to the heavens with such a lax attitude is for your own good.

Stage 4

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Yukari	...Nothing anywhere.
Yukari	The heavens use the lands too luxuriously.
Yukari	They say Heaven is too saturated so attaining nirvana is forbidden... What a farce.@ They just hate small spaces, that's all...
Yukari	The celestials leaving their worldliness behind is just a lie, too.@ Heaven is, in fact, the hive for these sly people.
Iku	Oh, an earth-crawling youkai?
Yukari	You're...@ a messenger from the Dragon Palace, I see.
Iku	Yes, that's right.
Yukari	What messages do you bring today? Tidings of an earthquake, perhaps?
Iku	No, the earthquake-related threat is almost taken care of. It seems that the Eldest Daughter of Hinanawi inserted a keystone at the shrine.
Iku	Well, since we usually live in the heavens it's not strange for us to be here...
Iku	but it is unnatural for a youkai from the ground to be here.
Yukari	I am looking for a celestial.
Yukari	Tenshi Hinanawi.
Iku	The Eldest Daughter?@ What business do you have with her?
Yukari	I'm going to make her become deceased for a bit.
Iku	Oh my,@ that's quite unsettling.
Yukari	Well then, where is she?
Iku	Well...@ The Eldest Daughter has descended onto the earth for now, I think.
Yukari	Huh? That's different from what Reimu said.
Iku	Just between us, that unrestrained one is quite difficult to handle. Even among celestials.
Yukari	Are you hiding something?
Iku	She isn't here, really....
	⧼lose⧽
Iku	If you are going to punish the Eldest Daughter, by all means, please do so.
Iku	Ah, don't tell anyone that I said this, okay?
	⧼win⧽
Yukari	Tell me where she is.
Iku	No, honestly, she isn't here.
Yukari	Hmph. What a waste of time and energy.
Iku	If you intend to punish the Eldest Daughter, by all means, please do so.
Iku	Ah, don't tell anyone that I said this, okay?
Yukari	Didn't I say it just now? I'm not going to punish her, I'm going to make her become deceased.
Yukari	Haaa, a waste of time. A waste of time.

Stage 5

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Yukari	The shrine is still damaged.
Yukari	I should take this time to check on the keystone.
Suika	Oh, oh, Yukari? Why are you here?
Yukari	I'm here to see when the shrine's going to be fixed.
Suika	Ah, the celestials come down to fix the shrine from time to time, it seems.
Suika	It's a bit too soon for them to be working...
Yukari	Why don't I see them when I'm here?@ Am I hated or something?
Suika	Aren't you hated already? By everyone.
Yukari	This is troubling...@ The Dragon Palace's envoy wanted me to do something for her.
Suika	Eh? The Dragon Palace's envoy?
Yukari	She wanted me to shred that girl into pieces.
Suika	Ehhhh? That's unsettling.
Suika	Anyways, if you wait here, she's bound to show up soon enough. Why don't we play for a bit?
Suika	We haven't done this in a long time.
Yukari	I don't really have the time for this... Oh well.
	⧼lose⧽
Suika	Ahaha, everyone hates you because you're so weak. That must be it!
	⧼win⧽
Yukari	Doesn't seem like she's coming today.
Suika	Yeah. If we keep playing like this, Reimu's gonna get angry.
Yukari	Hmph, things aren't going my way lately.
Yukari	Oh, that's right. Suika, I have something to ask of you.
Suika	That's rare. But not now.
Yukari	Ah.@ Well then, I'm feeling tired so I'll go back to sleep.
Suika	In any case, seeing you on this side of the world in broad daylight sure is rare.
Yukari	I'm working hard here, you see.

Stage 6

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Tenshi	Here now, the new shrine's inauguration ceremonyー
Yukari	Audience (applause)
Tenshi	Although the shrine was destroyed in the disaster, that proved to be an opportunity for it to become stronger and more beautiful.
Tenshi	Now then, how can a shrine keep its shape without being worn and torn, and still manage to keep its faith?
Tenshi	That is because of a deeply rooted tradition in Japanese shrines, and it is done for a reason.
Tenshi	This tradition is the periodic ceremony of reconstruction, known as Shikinen Senguu.
Tenshi	Because of the events this time, the Hakurei Shrine can also undergo Shikinen Senguu...
Yukari	I've-got-you-now.
Tenshi	What!? What!? It's the middle of the inauguration!
Yukari	A shrine like this should be destroyed.
Tenshi	What are you saying!? I'm not gonna let you do that!
Yukari	Heh, you break things on a whim and yet you won't let others do the same?
Tenshi	Ugh, that's...
Yukari	What did you put in there?
Tenshi	What are you talking about?
Yukari	I know.@ Your clan holds its own shrines.
Yukari	You renovated the shrine to suit your tastes and conspired to add one more place for you to live, didn't you?
Tenshi	Well yeah, so what? What's wrong about it?
Yukari	So it should be destroyed.
Tenshi	Huhuhu, the filthy earth-crawling youkai said some delightful things.
Yukari	I've seen the heavens during this time.
Yukari	The heavens are spacious with lots of land to spare,@ and yet you seek places to live on earth....
Tenshi	To be poor without murmuring is difficult. No wonder you earth-dwellers are so sour!
Yukari	To be rich without being extravagant is easy. That celestial glare that looks down upon us is so irritating.
Yukari	You shall leave the earth beautifully yet cruelly! ("To be poor..., to be rich..." is another quote from the Analects.)