Mysteryland Mysteries 6: Rachel & Ingrid

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The mystery, in which Rachel takes down an evil Class 5 Supermutant!
Written by Splashman.


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Down, Down, Down
Kisume enters
Kisume defeated

Reimu

#0@34Ugh... Mysteryland is in a pickle, as always. And AS ALWAYS, I'm the one who has to get it out!

#0@42??? (Is this thing on? ...yoohoo! Rachel, can you hear me~?)

Reimu

#0@50That voice?... oh, please no. Not her!

#0@58In (I am speaking directly to your heart. Via Perish Ball WiFi.)

#0@66In (I didn't want you to be all alone in the dark underground. Aren't you glad to hear my lovely voice?)

Reimu

#0@74Why yes, I'm absolutely delighted. Now I don't have to complain all to myself.

Reimu

#0@82Although I bet the spiders down here would make for better conversation partners.

Yamame Kurodani enters

???

#0@90Hey there, Miss Smarty Pants! You wanna steal my show?

<Boss title>

Yamame

#0@162I'm the one doing the wise guy talk here, so stick that in your crown.

Yamame

#0@170But if you need an annoying battle banter partner, you just came to the right place!

#0@178In (Look out, Rachel!)

#0@186In (That's one of those Underground Supermutants! Go get her!)

Reimu

#0@194Well she sure talks the talk...

Yamame

#0@202Thanks, I train myself every night by talking in front of a mirror.

Reimu

#0@210I'm not too sure if she's an enemy, but...

Reimu

#0@218Eh, two heroes throwing each other down is as common as a green Mysteryland sky.

Yamame

#0@226That's right, down here you'll have tons of mixed up fights between allies!

Spider Woman
Yamame Kurodani defeated

Reimu

#1@30Aww, the itsy bitsy web-crawler's gone all flat.

#1@38In (Isn't that a good thing?)

Reimu

#1@46I wanted her to teach me how to shot web.


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Abandonded Railroad Crossing
Parsee Mizuhashi enters
Parsee Mizuhashi defeated

Reimu

#0@34Are we there yet? Just how long is this old railway tunnel anyway?

#0@42In (You're almost there.)

#0@50In (Just pass this abandoned station, and Ex-Washington DC should be straight ahead.)

Green-Eyed Railroad Girl
Parsee Mizuhashi enters

???

#0@58*donngg* We've arrived at Terminal Station. Passengers please leave the train and mind the gap.

???

#0@130Do not leave any personal belongings behind. ...your precious, valuable stuff.

Reimu

#0@138So there really is an Underground Ex-Washington DC?

<Boss title>

Parsee

#0@146There is... but it's not a nice place for a human. I'd take U-turn if I were you.

#0@154In (Look out, Rachel!)

#0@162In (That's another one of those nasty Underground Mutants!)

#0@170In (...and I think she's green-eyeing your stuff. Go get her!)

Reimu

#0@178Is that all you have to say today? Underground this, Supermutant that...

Reimu

#0@186Geez, I could be at home right now, soaking in my Jacuzzi.

#0@194In (Not with Mysteryland being out of hot water. Unless you like ice cold bubble baths.)

Parsee

#0@202Mmnh, how I'd love to have an ice cold bath right now. I'm so jealous of you.

Parsee

#0@210You don't even know how entitled you sound. Lemme give you a privilege check-up!

Parsee Mizuhashi defeated

Reimu

#1@30Privileges all checked and cleared. Nothing to report.

#1@38In (Are you sure? Life down here is not as comfy, like up there in sweet Mysteryland, you know.)

Reimu

#1@46As if ice cold bubble baths are the height of luxury, gimme a break.

Reimu

#1@54Why do they bother to live down here anyway?

#1@62In (I don't really know yet, that's what we're trying to find out.)


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Ex-Washington DC
Yuugi Hoshiguma enters

Yuugi

#2@30And! She's! OUT OF THE RING!

Yuugi

#2@38I dunno about you folks at home, but I THINK this newcomer KNOWS HOW TO PACK IT!

Yuugi Hoshiguma pauses

Yuugi

#3@30*DINGDING!* OHHH! SAVED BY THE BELL! WHAT A CROWDPLEASER, FOLKS!

Yuugi

#3@38And here's commercial break! Take five, pack some chips and we'll be right back!

Reimu

#3@46I knew I should've brought something to eat. ...mmmhh, chips.

Boss battle

Reimu

#0@34Will you stop following me? Go back to your ring! ...unless you have some chips with you.

???

#0@42Oh come on, you can't leave in the middle of a fight. You're doing great. The crowd loves you!

#0@50In (Yeah, Rachel. Nobody likes a quitter. I wanna see how this show ends.)

Reimu

#0@58Why do you always take THEIR sides?! I didn't come down here to become a heavyweight champion.

<Boss title>

Yuugi

#0@66Heh, a tender girl like you barely passes for a pinweight. So what do we owe your visit then?

Reimu

#0@74How should I know?

Yuugi

#0@82Hmm, lemme guess. You ran away from home and tripped down a hole.

Yuugi

#0@90No worries, you can stay with me. I'll buff you up real good and we'll become a tag team!

Reimu

#0@98Ahh, no! I came here to check about the hot water. But still, why can't the water department do this job?

Yuugi

#0@106Ha? Water department? So you're like a plumber?

#0@114In (You mean like Blowhard Constructions? Yeah right!)

#0@122In (Those incompetent bums from the water department can stay where they are and eat some mushrooms.)

#0@130In (This is a job for a real man, like Rachel!)

Yuugi

#0@138Blowhard?... that rings a bell. I've heard this rumor, about the Mesa?

#0@146In (That's right, they rule it with an iron grip. If I had to guess, they're responsible for this mess.)

Yuugi

#0@154Heeh, really now? The Mesa? Man, that takes me back...

Yuugi

#0@162I used to be a pretty big deal there. Well, me and the other three of my team.

Yuugi

#0@170By the way, how's Lil' Milk Tippler doing? You treating her well?

#0@178In (She's in good company with Rachel. But enough of that. What do you know about this hot water mess?)

Yuugi

#0@186Wellll, let's see. If I were you, I'd pay Underground Walmart a visit.

Reimu

#0@194Can I say something now?! (Stupid grown-ups) What the heck do we want at Walmart? Buy some plungers?

Yuugi

#0@202Not really (though they have them on sale). But it was constructed right above Ex-Detroit.

Reimu

#0@210Okay, so? That sounds even worse.

Yuugi

#0@218If you want to find the source of hot water, you gotta go to the hottest, nastiest place on Earth.

Yuugi

#0@226And that place would be...?

Reimu

#0@234Ex-Detroit? ...hmm, guess I have no choice then.

#0@242In (Heyy you guys, is commercial break over yet? On with the show! Fight! Fight! FIGHT!)

Reimu

#0@250Whut?

Yuugi

#0@258Oh, darn! I almost forgot! Thanks for the reminder, old ball lady!

The Wrestling Ring

Yuugi

#0@266AAAAND WE'RE BACK FOLKS!

  • DINGDING!* HOW. WILL. THIS. END!!

Yuugi Hoshiguma defeated

Yuugi

#1@30*DINGDING!* OOHHH! UN-BE-LIEV-ABLE! IT'S OVER! PINWEIGHT IS THE NEW CHAMPION!

Yuugi

#1@38Will this POWERHOUSE take down the WALMART MUTANTS? TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOLKS! IT'S BEEN A BLAST!!

Reimu

#1@46Allright, show's over. So, you're really a Mesa Wrestling Orge?

Yuugi

#1@54Pretty much. We Orge folks used to rule the Mesa. But now this here is our new home.

Yuugi

#1@62This used to be a sad place, but we cleaned up real good and sweeped everything under the rug.

Yuugi

#1@70The rug that is called Underground Walmart.

Yuugi

#1@78Are you absolutely positive you wanna go there?

#1@86In (*nomnom* She beat you fair and *nom* square. Now *gulp* hurry up and show her the way.)

Reimu

#1@94Ingrid... what are you eating?

#1@102In (Oh *omnom*, I just found some cookies *nom* in your drawer.)

Reimu

#1@110What are you...! Are you in my house?! Don't touch my secret food stash!


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Underground Walmart
Cat enters
Cat defeated

Reimu

#0@34Welp, this must be Underground Walmart. But it looks absolutely looted and cleared out.

Reimu

#0@42Whoever the sales manager was, I bet they're long gone already.

Reimu

#0@46...nothing but a stray cat here.

#0@54In (Hmm, I wonder... Maybe someone's feeding the cat.)

#0@62In (And whoever feeds the cat, must be the manager that knows how to get us to Ex-Detroit.)

Reimu

#0@70You have the strangest logic train of thought, do you know that?

Satori Komeiji enters

???

#0@78...a customer? Oh my, it's been a while.

???

#0@146...I see, my cat was hungry and attacked you?

Reimu

#0@154Forget what I said before.

Reimu

#0@162Anyway, let's get to business. We'll have a nice loong talk, you and me.

???

#0@170No need, I know exactly what customers want.

???

#0@178Plungers...? We used to have them on sale. Buy two and we'd throw in a free air freshener.

???

#0@186...cookies? Are you hungry? I could prepare some snacks if you want.

Reimu

#0@194Huh? What are you going on about?

Reimu

#0@202I mean sure, someone's eating away all my food. So I could go for some milk and cookies.

Reimu

#0@210But I thought this is Walmart, not Starbucks.

Check-Out Aisle

<Boss title>

Satori

#0@218Right, let's start from the beginning: I am Mandy, the last clerk of Underground Walmart.

Satori

#0@226I was the best salesperson this store had ever seen, thanks to my Secret Power.

Satori

#0@234I can read people's minds.

Reimu

#0@242Really? If that is true... Tell me the exact number of cookies I want.

#0@250In (Rachel, don't you know that mindreaders are the most dangerous sort of Supermutants?)

#0@258In (Besides, you usually have tea parties with your monster friends AFTER you defeat them.)

Reimu

#0@266Even I can make an exception once in a while. She can tell me everything over milk and cookies.

Satori

#0@274Who are you talking to? Did you bring a friend?

Satori

#0@282...I see, a long distance call with someone above ground.

Satori

#0@290... ...

Satori

#0@298...that's new. I can't read her mind. Is your friend wearing a tinfoil hat?

#0@306In (Something like that... a Red Helmet would be cool. Now tell us how to restore the hot water.)

Satori

#0@314Hot water... So that's what this is about. Did my pets play around with the machinery again?

#0@322In (Pets? Does your Walmart have a department for live animals?)

Satori

#0@330We used to have one. But my pets are not for sale.

#0@338In (All this talking is a waste of time. Come on Rachel, do something already!)

Reimu

#0@346Hmm, but milk and cookies though...?

Satori

#0@354Is the hunger clouding your mind? That's dangerous, you know.

Reimu

#0@362...that's right. No more food distractions. I don't wanna end up with another stupid cake situation.

Satori

#0@370...immortality cake? Nope, we're definitely sold out of that.

Satori

#0@378But if this is about hot water, you should ask my pets about it.

Satori

#0@386They're a bit shy though, and it looks like you're not the quiet sort of customer.

Reimu

#0@394Customer is king. Get used to it. Now go and call your pets!

Satori

#0@402I will do no such thing. Just to let you know:

Satori

#0@410Removing rampant customers was the first thing I've mastered here.

Satori

#0@418There's the door. Get out! THIS IS MY STOOOOORE!!!

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXeDVn4UajE)
Satori Komeiji pauses

Satori

#2@30SPECIAL OFFER! FREE SAMPLE!

Satori

#2@38Indigo-styled Colorblazing, just $9.99! Only for a limited time!

Satori Komeiji defeated

Satori

#1@30Ahh, geez~... I knew I should've hung up the "No, we're definitely closed"-sign.

Reimu

#1@38So you're selling cheap knock-off Colorblazing too, huh?

Satori

#1@46Hey, it's a free market, even underground. And your memories are like an open book.

#1@54In (I demand royalties for my patterns, you know. Cut it out, or I'll sue.)

Satori

#1@62Didn't I say it's a limited offer? ...anyway, now where could that cat be?

Reimu

#1@70We saw her a few moments ago. She scratched my arm...

Satori

#1@78Yeah, she does that sometimes. But no worries, you won't need any shots.

Satori

#1@86Outside of the store, there is a hole that leads you to the industrial part. I'll show you.

Satori

#1@94She always likes to run off and fool around there. Who knows why. Cats, y'know.

Satori

#1@102Man, really? Can't she just call her here? Like rattling a box of cat food or something?

Satori

#1@110That won't work. She's been avoiding me lately. As I said, cats are strange.

Reimu

#1@118I'll go look for her. I'm kinda good with cats. ...but let's never go to Walmart again.


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Cat enters
Cat defeated
The Road to the Villainy

Reimu

#0@34Eeesh~ If I had known it'd be so hot here, I'd have brought my USB-powered fan.

#0@42In (I don't see any USB-plugs here, do you?)

Reimu

#0@50Not really. Ex-Detroit is a desolate place. Or what's left of it...

Cat enters

Reimu

#0@126Oh, look!

  • kss-kss-kss*

Reimu

#0@134Hey Kitty, did you follow me here? Mommy's looking for you, you know.

#0@142In (Did you bring any USB-powered catnip?)

 

#0@146Ha?

Cat transforms into Rin Kaenbyou
Wheelbarrow Washboard

???

#0@314Ta-Daaah!

???

#0@322Hey there, sis! How's your arm?

Reimu

#0@330Ahh! The cat turned into someone cat-like!

#0@338In (Look out, Rachel! This cat is really an Underground Supermutant! Go get her!)

<Boss title>

Rin

#0@346I prefer being cute and fluffy, but in that form I can't push my wheelbarrow.

Rin

#0@354You ready to take a super fun ride in my Kittykatkart?

Reimu

#0@362If you can give me a ride to the place where they make hot water, sure why not?

#0@370In (She's a cat, don't trust her! She'll tip the cart and make you fall out and get owies!)

Rin

#0@378Hot water? Ahahaha! Oh sis, you don't wanna go there.

Rin

#0@386The water heating plant is now in complete control of Ravina.

Rin

#0@394If you plan on meeting her, don't. She's a dangerous Class 5 Underground Supermutant!

Reimu

#0@402And how many classes are there? Like 20?

#0@410In (Speaking of class, our cat (Catherine) should be home from school any minute.)

#0@418In (I hope Vicky is done fixing my computer for today, so she can fix dinner soon.)

Rin

#0@426Well if you insist, I can give you a ride to the plant. But first you gotta beat me!

Reimu

#0@434I'm allright with that ride fee. But don't scratch my arms again!

Rin

#0@442Oh, nononono. No scratching, I promise~♪ Just real nasty playbites!

Rin Kaenbyou defeated

Rin

#1@30Ahh! You tipped my cart over!

Reimu

#1@38So? Just put it up again.

Reimu

#1@46Just hurry up with it, will you? How come it's so hot in this city?

Rin

#1@54You'll know when we get there. Now hop in and off we go!

Reimu

#1@62...it feels a bit cramped in here. Don't get any weird ideas now.

#1@70In (I'm telling you, she'll tip the cart and make you fall out and get owies.)

Reimu

#1@78So what kind of Supermutant is this... Ramona or whatsherface?

Rin

#1@86Ravina. She used to be one of Walmart's regular stray pets, like me.

Rin

#1@94But then a few weeks ago, she received her superpowers, and that's how this whole cataclysm started.

Rin

#1@102Down here there are tons of different ways to become a mutant, that's why there's so many of us.

Rin

#1@110But her's...? I've never seen anything like it before.

#1@118In (Is this ominous tension really necessary?)

Reimu

#1@126Yeah, why can't you just tell us? Did she eat something bad, or what?


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The Final Stretch
Rin Kaenbyou enters

Rin

#2@30Ohai, forgot to tell ya something!

Reimu

#2@150Now what? You tipped me over three times! I've got owies now.

Rin

#2@210Actually, our fights before were so much fun, I just can't get enough of them.

Rin

#2@390Ready for another fun ride in my cart?

Rin Kaenbyou defeated

Reimu

#0@34This is unbearable! It's like an oven in here! Heeelp~

Reimu

#0@42Anybody up for some grilled monster hunter girl~? Extra crisp?

#0@50In (Pull yourself together! This isn't the time for a BBQ!)

Reimu

#0@58If I don't find this Supermutant soon, you can pick me up on a paper plate...

Utsuho Reiuji enters

???

#0@66Hahahahahaaa!

???

#0@134Monster Hunter! Welcome TO PERISH!

???

#0@142...how did that sound? Was it good?

Reimu

#0@150Phew, finally. There she is.

Reimu

#0@158What do mean "sound good"? What are you talking about?

???

#0@166I mean, I'm new to this whole supervillain thing. Did I do it right? The laugh and everything?

Reimu

#0@174Uh... except for the bad grammar, it wasn't bad I guess.

Reimu

#0@182But maybe you should put in a long monologue first, like explaining what the heck you're doing here.

???

#0@190Oh yes yes, of course. Now, where was I...?

???

#0@198*ahum* My evil plan has entered its final phase! You're too late, Monster Hunter!

#0@206In (This sounds fun. Now let me try. ...What did you say?!)

???

#0@214Not long ago, I was just a regular little raven. Then, the plumbing crew from your world left something behind.

<Boss title>

Utsuho

#0@222I just thought it was something to eat, but instead it gave me the Ultimate Power of Atoms!

Utsuho

#0@230And now, this water heating plant is under my full control!

Reimu

#0@238The Power of Atoms? That sounds pretty vague... But wait, did you say plumbing crew?

#0@246In (I knew it! I told you Blowhard had something to do with this!)

Reimu

#0@254Meh, never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.

Reimu

#0@262So what is the final phase of your plan? You gonna open up a nuclear power plant?

Utsuho

#0@270Hahahahaa! Something even better. This plant controls the hot water of your world, right?

Utsuho

#0@278I've infused all the water here with my Power of Atoms. And once I pull the switch, what do you think will happen?

Utsuho

#0@286...you will all drink it and become mutants, like us! HAHAHA, it will be GLORIOUS!

Reimu

#0@294And the underground mutants will be able to live in our world again, without fear or rejection...

Reimu

#0@302Very noble. Idiotic, but noble. Too bad I'm here now, to put a stop to your plan.

Class 5 Supermutant, Atomic Ravina

Utsuho

#0@310Too long we had to dwell in these damp holes, while you've enjoyed sunshines and rainbows above.

Utsuho

#0@318I can make a Mutant Utopia of your world, with me as your glorious ruler!

Utsuho

#0@326And you will be the first to bow before me! Kneel, Monster Hunter. KNEEL TO THE POWER OF ATOMS!!

Utsuho Reiuji defeated
  • If player continued
Bad Ending #07
  • If player didn't continue
Good Ending #01