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♪ Undefined Flying Subject
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Kogasa Tatara enters
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Kogasa
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#2@90Wahahahahaa!
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Kogasa
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#2@214Thanks for helping me out there!
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Kogasa
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#2@338Now people are visiting my club again!
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Kogasa Tatara defeated
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Reimu
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#0@34What a cloudy night!
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Reimu
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#0@42I think it's perfect for chasing another UFO.
At least it's what I think.
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Reimu
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#0@50Lots of UFOs are around here right now.
Bea Crane can't be trying to brainwash everyone again, right? She can't be...
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Reimu
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#0@58...
I can hear something.
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Reimu
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#0@66...Is that '90s pop music?
Oh, that song can't be the theme song to...
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⧼Ball of light⧽ enters
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???
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#0@74Eyyy, 'sup! Heard ya brought Queeny home.
Much congratz, sis!
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???
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#0@234Never figured it'd be a square monster hunter chick
like yerself tho.
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Reimu
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#0@242So you were the source of the Fresh Prince theme song?
What the heck!
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Reimu
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#0@250You're a '90s alien!
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⧼Ball of light⧽ transforms into Nue Houjuu
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Nue
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#0@322Yea, I prank call peepz wit dat theme.
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Nue
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#0@330But I'm totes not an alien.
None o' dat probin' business is my style.
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Nue
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#0@338An' I don't go anywhere near cattle.
I'm a shapeshifter. I can shift shapes.
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Reimu
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#0@346So here's that flying ball of light, now a '90s monster.
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Nue
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#0@354Name's Shelly, but Shells is cooler.
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Nue
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#0@362Ya don't wanna mess with me when I'm angry!
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Nue
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#0@370That's when I shoot color blazers all over da place!
Like mad, yo!
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Reimu
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#0@378But I wonder why UFOs are all over the place.
Did you have anything to do with it, Shells?
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Nue
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#0@386Yea. I sent out light orbs all 'round Mysteryland, an' turned 'em into UFOs.
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Nue
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#0@394It wuz to play a lil' joke on the peepz.
But it didn't go out as planned.
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Nue
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#0@402Sum were terrified dat alienz were invadin',
sum were even worried dat Queeny wuz gettin' revenge again!
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Reimu
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#0@410Wow. But Bea changed her ways and opened up a foster home, right?
She couldn't take over again.
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Nue
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#0@418I kno.
But ya never kno wat dat chick's up to.
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Nue
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#0@426OK, I think we should have a color-blazin' battle.
Just to spend sum time.
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Reimu
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#0@434Yeah, I'm pretty powerful.
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Nue
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#0@442O, wow.
Dontcha think I should be da one to boast 'bout my strength?
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Nue
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#0@450Afta all, my days were in 1993,
where I posted on alt.barney.dinosaur.die.die.die 'bout hatin' Barney.
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Nue
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#0@458But dose days 'r over now.
Hafta deal wit da times.
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Reimu
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#0@466That's sad.
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Nue
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#0@474I kno. It's a bunch o' crap.
I miss da nineties.
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♪ T: The Terrestrial
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Nue
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#0@482I think a quick battle will help me cheer up.
Here goes!
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Reimu
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#0@490I'm ready!
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Reimu
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#0@498A monster hunter vs. a '90s shapeshifter!
Let the match begin!
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Nue
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#0@506Okay, r u up 2 it? Prepare fo the ultimate test!
Let's do this!
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Nue Houjuu defeated
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Nue
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#1@30I...I lost?
Crap. I guess tha '90s is where I should live afta all.
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Reimu
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#1@38Oh, sorry about your troubles.
Maybe you should ask Bea to build a time machine for you.
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Reimu
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#1@46That way you can relive your Barney-hating days.
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Nue
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#1@54I wonder y I can't beat cha in battle.
Musta been 'cuz I just play The Ocean Hunter all da time in tha arcade.
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Nue
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#1@62I shoot squid an' octi an' don't give a crap 'bout color-blazin'. It's borin', yet fun.
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Reimu
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#1@70Oh, yeah, the game that's all the way in the back along with Skee-Ball?
At least Skee-Ball is in the center, while The Ocean Hunter is tucked in a corner!
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Nue
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#1@78Yup. Dat game.
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Nue
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#1@86An' then I play all da lil' kidz gamez like Spider Stompin' an' Ribbit Racing...
an' if I'm really bored...I ride tha kiddie ridez!
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Reimu
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#1@94Dang! That's real bad! There are two rides: the snail and the car.
Which one do you go on?
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Reimu
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#1@102Since they're both crappy.
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Nue
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#1@110Tha snail...
it'z me bein' an outcast...
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Reimu
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#1@118Do you like classic games?
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Nue
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#1@126A few...I play Mappy an' Sky Kid an' Ms. Pac-Man an' Galaga an' Donkey Kong.
Tha other redemption gamez I play 'r Cyclone an' Big Haul...
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Nue
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#1@134...it'z sad I don't play Pump it Up Extreme or da other popular gamez.
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Reimu
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#1@142Maybe you should. Get more popular, hustle people for tokens...
flip a cabinet...something I would do at the arcade!
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Reimu
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#1@150I wonder if Bea can show you how to live life like someone popular.
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Nue
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#1@158Yeah. An' maybe at late nightz I can stop watching...
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Reimu
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#1@166Oh my goodness! You watch THOSE videos?
That's REALLY bad!
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Nue
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#1@174Yep.
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Reimu
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#1@182Just, learn to like life.
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Nue
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#1@190I'm tryin', sis.
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Nue
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#1@198Ya really help me at timez like dis.
I'm happy 'bout dat.
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Nue
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#1@206I'll take dat advice fo' lata momentz
when I'm feelin' down.
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Reimu
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#1@214It's not about the '90s anymore.
Life can't be 1993. It needs to move on.
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Reimu
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#1@222Villainy is only for now.
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Reimu
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#1@230Let's be friends.
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Nue
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#1@238I'll accept, sis.
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