sanæ stealin da dank weed - 6th nite

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sanæ was taskd 2 steal some dank weed 4 a night of debauchery at teh shrine. and holy shit aint ex stages 'hard'

not phantassm stg then

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Kogasa Tatara enters

Kogasa

#2@90I set fiiire to the rain?♪

Kogasa

#2@214yo dikhed bet u aint expectin me mothrfukr

Kogasa

#2@338im sumhow strongr, so ur gonna get fukin fukd fukr lololololol u fggt im shetten all ovr u ur gunna fuk up lol did too fast u dont read dis

Kogasa Tatara defeated

Sanae

#0@34i have obtained the dank weed the secrets of life

Sanae

#0@42the mysteries of life can now be unlocked

Sanae

#0@50they are calling for me i am ready

Sanae

#0@58to ascend to become a moriya god

Sanae

#0@66it is my final destiny and only one person stands in my way

⧼Ball of light⧽ enters

???

#0@74heyheyhey it's me fgt. the ex midboss of pc98 game LLS!

???

#0@234and, prepare to be yiffed sanfucker

Sanae

#0@242who, wtf is this ...oh

Sanae

#0@250oh NO its YOU

⧼Ball of light⧽ transforms into Nue Houjuu

???

#0@322hello my fuckgirl

Sanae

#0@330I dreaded this day

Sanae

#0@338the return

Sanae

#0@346of my ex

???

#0@354Remember all the years we had together sanæ

Sanae

#0@362Remember all the years you were a piece of shit

Sanae

#0@370n u fukin cheated on me kanako knows how many fukin times

???

#0@378I only cheated on u ten times

Sanae

#0@386Also, u stole my fucking car

???

#0@394too fukin bad

Sanae

#0@402btw, r u really a pc98 char, y am i askin... its not like i like or anythin... fggt!

<Boss title>

Nue

#0@410Well, it has never been determined whether I am genuinely the Mysterious Orb from Lotus Land Story.

Nue

#0@418However, there are theorists who like to affirm it to be factual, so I assume I ought to be a PC-98 character, eh?

Sanae

#0@426fuk u asshole, fuk been tsundere now listen here you littl shit

Sanae

#0@434up shet on my life, stole my fukin ferrari, fuk wif ppl n u try to consider urself as a bastud pc98

Sanae

#0@442im goin to yiff ur fukin dik

Nue

#0@450you must be nue here

Sanae

#0@458inhale

Nue

#0@466but fukgirl, im a goddamn alien, fukin hell i cn shapeshift n shet

Sanae

#0@474inhale my expanding dong enragement alien

Nue

#0@482holy shet u fukgirls gif no crap holy fuk

Sanae

#0@490im going to haf the time of my fukin life

(untranslated)

Nue

#0@498holy fuken shet tip dis wed n crack aint doin me no good

Nue

#0@506i want a divorce

Sanae

#0@514engage teh ex boss motherfucker

Nue

#0@522u rlly wanna go? then come at me bro. ur fukin unbearable fggt, im gonna tntacle rape u n shet all ovr u, ur gunna get fukd

Nue Houjuu defeated

Nue

#1@30holy shet i got fuked up n u fukd up my ufos u wankr... boloks

Sanae

#1@38i fukin did it eat my shet git gud

Nue

#1@46i has realiced teh errors of my ways i has now turned ovr a new leaf

Sanae

#1@54okay

Nue

#1@62i wanna be hip wif teh kids

Sanae

#1@70anyway fuk ur shet inhale etc.

Nue

#1@78go fuk urself

Sanae

#1@86fuk yes i will do fggt i am Sanæ Fuckgirl i has assended to become a moriya god

Sanae

#1@94and turn the shrine into a fukin shet brothel where we has da best dank weed goin

Sanae

#1@102ex alien bastud bitch come with me u yiffy piece of shet imma has aya take photos of us

Sanae

#1@110wait oh shit

Nue

#1@118wot

Sanae

#1@126i have intercepted the MAIL we're both fucking fired

Nue

#1@134but y

Sanae

#1@142for not being cool enough and

Sanae

#1@150sume1 got offended that I said yiff n dik and they wrote a fukin complaint to zun, we're being replaced

Sanae

#1@158also because i destroyed n shet on all teh yokai

Sanae

#1@166pack your shit n go home

Nue

#1@174i hate you sanæ fuck girl you always ruin touhou for me

Sanae

#1@178i wont be in hm, ddc n ulil so i cn sort dis shet out fukin unbelievable