five nites of debauchery wif sanæ fuckgirl

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sanæ wants to hav a night of debauchery. she finds a fuking flying ship idk n smelll skunk from so she follows in the hope of debauchery idk y i written this i amused myself

test nite then

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Sanae

#0@34it's me. are you ready for sanæ?

Sanae

#0@42im gonna shit on all de yokai for a nite of debauchery let's do this shit

Nazrin enters

???

#0@50r u from dat shit ship? i smell da dank weed

<Boss title>

Nazrin

#0@122im a detection mouse bitch

Sanae

#0@130wot the fuk iz dis shet

Nazrin

#0@138fuk u im da police

Nazrin

#0@146i smell dank weeb from u to

Sanae

#0@154let me guess, u want me, to giv u, my fukin hi weed

(untranslated)

Nazrin

#0@162I'm arrestin u for suspicion of dank wed. u dont hve 2 sai anythin but it mai hrm ur defenze if u dont

Nazrin

#0@170mention wen ?ed somethin which u later rely on in Eiki's court. Anythin u say mai b givun in evidenze.

Sanae

#0@178no

Sanae

#0@186engage the mickey mouse motherfucker

Nazrin

#0@194oh shet i mite need bak up

Nazrin

#0@202fuk u n go kys

Nazrin defeated

Sanae

#1@30that was fucking stupid

Sanae

#1@38she ran off liek a fukin chield shi must b raging liek sheet

Sanae

#1@46......wot t fuk did i miss

Sanae

#1@54oh, da fukin dank weed shit. yes

1st nite then

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Kogasa Tatara enters

???

#0@68hey hey hey fggt

Sanae

#0@76whot

???

#0@84im under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh♪

Sanae

#0@92fuck you

Sanae

#0@100inhale my dong enragement brolly

???

#0@108y u no liek my singin~

Sanae

#0@116iz dat ur sense of music? u disgust me

<Boss title>

(untranslated)

Kogasa

#0@124but im tryna be wif the ups my frendos

Sanae

#0@132I fukin hate u

Sanae

#0@140u fukin asshole. mothrfukr fuk u fuk u go fuk urself fggt fukin wankr

Kogasa

#0@148:(

Sanae

#0@156fuk u enragement brolly im losin trak on da dank gud weed

Sanae

#0@164this isnt happenin

Kogasa

#0@172but bitch

Kogasa

#0@180im trying to save u

Kogasa

#0@188from doin goddamn drugs

Sanae

#0@196fuk my life

Kogasa

#0@204n u treak me liek sheirt im gunna fuk u up

Sanae

#0@212for kanako's saké

Sanae

#0@220engage the brolly motherfucker

Kogasa

#0@228Oh im singing in the rain♪

Kogasa Tatara defeated

Kogasa

#1@30u fukin sadistic bitch

Sanae

#1@38brolly girl your songs fuckin sucks. you disgust me child

Sanae

#1@46cuz of you, im withdrawing my child support

Kogasa

#1@54oh shit no

Sanae

#1@62yes

Sanae

#1@70are u proud of urself

2nd nite then - teh only male u fight in 2hu

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Ichirin Kumoi enters

???

#2@30i say old chap, why is this fuckgirl fucking things up?

Sanae

#2@38engage the nun & pink cloud motherfucker

???

#2@46Ahh! Profanity! :( imma hav to get unzan to shet on u now.

Ichirin Kumoi defeated

???

#3@30holy shet we being raided gonna has to call bakup

Sanae

#3@38oh shit

Ichirin Kumoi exits

Sanae

#3@76oi come bak u pussies

Ichirin Kumoi enters

???

#0@68Can I ask, why are you fucking about here?

Sanae

#0@76agh, dont rape me!

???

#0@84u wot m8

???

#0@92im a Buddhist nun, oh yes, like a madam. I wont rape u (unzan might, idk)

Sanae

#0@100oh k. can i join u fggts smokin weed everyday

<Boss title>

Ichirin

#0@108no fggt fuk u

Sanae

#0@116fuk u

Ichirin

#0@124you are soo indecent, hmmm, indeed

Sanae

#0@132i aint flying here for nothin giv me dat weed bitch i kno theres sun on dis poop deck

Ichirin

#0@140if u want some, pay up fuckr! $500 a gram!

Ichirin

#0@148...hey! the fuk u touchin

Ichirin

#0@156unzan iz touchin me sxually cos u seemed to fuck things up & collect special weed, n hes full of swag

Sanae

#0@164unzan you nasty fuck get out of that skirt thats inappropriate

Ichirin

#0@172im sorry fggt, i thought u were luigi fuckboy

Ichirin

#0@180u must damn love dat weed, bet u stash it under ur bed lol i also bet u use den as toyz too

Sanae

#0@188what da fuk iz goin on

(untranslated)

Ichirin

#0@196giv me dat special weed fukin bitch tehn fuk off fukin bastud

Ichirin Kumoi defeated

Ichirin

#1@30how spendid, u shet us up

Sanae

#1@38'sepcial weed'?

Sanae

#1@46da fuck, these ufo watchamacalit? wtf

Ichirin

#1@54idk go inside if u want

Ichirin

#1@62i dont giv a shet anymore

Sanae

#1@70ok time to burn this shipt to the ground n smoke all da dank wed in teh fukin world

Sanae

#1@78WAIT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LIGHTER

3rd nite then wif a fukin ghost

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Sanae

#0@34was dat ball back then from dat pc98 bs? idk, anywaaay...

Sanae

#0@42ok im gonna punch de fuk out of dis shet until it spews out weed n itll b time to burn dis place 2 the ground FOR REAL

Sanae

#0@50...oh, right.. unzan, you dirty piece of yiffy garbage come back wif my merriment device

Sanae

#0@58i hate you cloud man u always ruin moriya shrine for me. ...i cant smoke jack shit

Minamitsu Murasa enters
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???

#0@66wtf is all this noice cant a shit ghost rip in this fukin ship?

Sanae

#0@138no

???

#0@146a fuckgirl. yes. u got dank super weed? this shet we currently has is fukin shet

Sanae

#0@154yes. kanako says im a gud slut. n yes betch, i got da dank weed da best goin

Sanae

#0@162wtf y r these shaped liek ufos?

???

#0@170itz da best weed in teh world biatch were gonna hav a hardcore party in de infinte part of makai~

???

#0@178n idk y ufoshape zun wanted ufo/buddhist theme witch meks no sense idk alcohol influence?

Sanae

#0@186lol i was zun's girlfriend once shows how much a slut i am

Sanae

#0@194btw, mickey mouse iz chasin uz with kotohime i think wed betta inhale da weed fast.

Sanae

#0@202i want you inside of me

<Boss title>

Minamitsu

#0@210ignore her shes bin on crack n lsd. im minamitsu btw, murasa is my FUKIN LAST NAME WESTERN COMMUNITY!

Minamitsu

#0@218ANYFUKINHOW

Minamitsu

#0@226giv me da spunk n fuk off or ill shoot u. ur not invited

Sanae

#0@234u fukin dumbass not inviting me, now 1 spunt = ¥69

Minamitsu

#0@242holy palanquin shit dats expensive fggt imma get my gun n anchor

Sanae

#0@250thank fukin kanako aboot time

Sanae

#0@258it's time, to inhale,

Sanae

#0@266my expanded dong

Minamitsu

#0@274u thick bastud bitch

Minamitsu

#0@282u cant kill ghosts fggt

Sanae

#0@290engage the shit ghost motherfucker

Minamitsu

#0@298holy hijiri shit ur really gonna fite me irl

Minamitsu

#0@306well ok u just got fukd UP

Minamitsu Murasa defeated

Minamitsu

#1@30holy hijiri u shat all over me A HUMAN SHET A FUKIN YOKAI GHOST

Sanae

#1@38i fukin did it eat my shit

Sanae

#1@46git gud

Minamitsu

#1@54but, now ur comin to makai with us im a lyin bastud, its hokkai actually

Minamitsu

#1@62thick bitch ur a real fuckgirl ur gonna help uz now

Sanae

#1@70i cant go to hokkai it will forsake my femininity

Minamitsu

#1@78but the party is about reviving jesus yokai ...n da dank wed

Sanae

#1@86fine kanako fukin yasaka im sick of ur shit already ill revive jesus idk wif dis wed ur absolutely unbearable

Minamitsu

#1@94good

Minamitsu

#1@102idk wot else 2 say fggt

4th nit— OMG OMG OMG OMG MAKAI MAKAI MAKAI ITS TEH PC-98 OMG FUKIN YEZ

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Nazrin enters

Nazrin

#2@30dis iz a police raid!

Sanae

#2@38OH GOD ITS JERRY

Sanae

#2@46fuck my life

Nazrin

#2@54yes biatch i got dis thingamajig that shets things up

Nazrin

#2@62idk what is actually does officially no srsly wtf is it was it needed

Nazrin

#2@70but. yes. fuk u.

Sanae

#2@78tuff shit im not touchin ur ass

Sanae

#2@86inhale my dong engagement gonzales

Sanae

#2@94oh shet she comes

Nazrin

#2@102lolololololol ur fuked

Nazrin defeated

Sanae

#0@34my femininity has been shattered are you hapy?

Sanae

#0@42so dis place iz da pc98? lololol lets go find shinki n elis we mite also find alice smoochin n shaggin around

Sanae

#0@50oh wait......... shit............ this iz windows............ shit...

Shou Toramaru enters

???

#0@58yes dipshit, pc-98 r ded, dis is new makai. it's sole shit objective nowadays is to seal our fukin lord

Sanae

#0@130holy shit a talkin tiger all diz weed iz fukin my brain

???

#0@138u really r a thick bitch, aint u? im a hijiridamn yokai

???

#0@146dont lie i cn tell, hav u been smokin dat dank weed that we need?

Sanae

#0@154yes

<Boss title>

Shou

#0@162shit Vaiśravaṇa's & Hijiri's gonna be pissed

Shou

#0@170n im gonna giv dat fukd up mouse 'punishment', she shunt take lsd n crach

Shou

#0@178i cn tolerate wed, but not lsd n crack, but on othr hand, i like them

Sanae

#0@186no tiger woman dats illegal

Shou

#0@194being twofaced?

Shou

#0@202fuk u ill do woteva i want biatch

Shou

#0@210anyway, giv me da dank weed n we can break this seal

Shou

#0@218dont worry the seal wont bite, or bark

Sanae

#0@226fuk u, im unsealin this motherfukr myself i dont giv shets if im barkin up wrong tree

Sanae

#0@234cos u shitfuckrs u didnt invite me to ur night of debauchery

Sanae

#0@242im goin to yiff ur fuckin dick

Sanae

#0@250im sick of seeing nothin but kanakodamn fukin yokai

Sanae

#0@258so engage the tiger woman motherfucker

(untranslated)

Shou

#0@266piss off we dont want u dikhed

Shou

#0@274u really r an asstard, arnt u biatch

Shou

#0@282cant b fukin helpd if u wont giv weed

Shou

#0@290Vaiśravaṇa will fuk u up im full of swag

Shou Toramaru defeated

Shou

#1@30da fuk i got shitted all ovr

Sanae

#1@38i fukin did it eat my shit

Shou

#1@46yes now uze da shit weed to access hokkai cmon biatch do it oh yes YES DO IT

Sanae

#1@54im goin to punch the fuk out of this seal until it opens

Sanae

#1@62punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch

Sanae

#1@70okay this isnt working

Shou

#1@78u dumbfucktart u put da weeb in diz pagoda n twist the littl fuckr

Sanae

#1@86fuck my life

Shou

#1@94holy hijiri shet hokkai iz openin OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

TEH 5TH NITE FINAL THEN (IN MAKAI!!!!)

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Sanae

#0@34fuk yes i've shitten on all the yokais it's time for the trifecta of the gods

Sanae

#0@42sex, alcohol, drugs,

Sanae

#0@50n dat amazin sound it makes when you twist your back in the mornin

Byakuren Hijiri enters

???

#0@58da fuk i smell scunkweed, vodka n sweat flowin in

???

#0@130da fuk r u

Sanae

#0@138what the fuk iz dis

???

#0@146uh teh final boss, r u dat hi n drunk u forgot ur still playin 2hu?

Sanae

#0@154holy fukin shet its yokai jesus

<Boss title>

Byakuren

#0@162yes im full swag biatch

Byakuren

#0@170im a buddhist n i hate shinto im so hip

Byakuren

#0@178i also got a big chest and i had a permanent brazilian earlier

Sanae

#0@186fuk u im a human god idk im defo shitten u up too

Byakuren

#0@194fuk u fggt im jesus wif dark makai magic bitch btw what fukin time iz it

Sanae

#0@202its time to yiff some dicks

Byakuren

#0@210what r u a dumbfuk donkey dik? btw lemme tell u story ten

Byakuren

#0@218Two thousand years ago, I was da best drug dealer in Buddhism, selling weed everywhere. Everyone loved and prayed me all day.

Byakuren

#0@226However, we had a Tao rivalry, and Miko killed mah bruv, so I sought revenge through temporal manipulation.

Byakuren

#0@234But, I ended up changing the space-time continuum due to Keine, killing millions. So people prisoned me in Makai as punishment.

Byakuren

#0@242My fellow yōkai have been looking for mah dankweed all these years to unseal that shet, just so we can start a revolution.

Sanae

#0@250but i unsealed it 4 a nite of debauchery. n look at all da shets i giv aboot u: fukin none

Byakuren

#0@258holy shet u must b sum1 special

Sanae

#0@266yes

Sanae

#0@274im a fuckgirl

Byakuren

#0@282fuckgirl? u cant do jack shit u dumb shetbrain

Sanae

#0@290but u see

Byakuren

#0@298see?

Byakuren

#0@306wtf

Sanae

#0@314sanæ de miko

Sanae

#0@322got gud

Byakuren

#0@330OOOOHOOOH HOLY SHIT!!!!

Byakuren

#0@338LIKE OMG I CANT FUKIN BELIEVE IT

Byakuren

#0@346IM GONNA GIT SHET ON

Sanae

#0@354inhale my dong enragement JESUS BITCH

Sanae

#0@362cos its time, to inhale

Sanae

#0@370im about to have the time of my fucking life

(untranslated)

Byakuren

#0@378bitch it i whos gonna get my dong inhaled

Byakuren

#0@386cos ur gonna get fukin shrekd

Sanae

#0@394so it seems engage the yokai jesus motherfucker

Byakuren

#0@402im gonna shet all over u just luk at all mah swag

Byakuren

#0@410Hail to the Three Treasures of Debauchery!

Byakuren Hijiri defeated
  • If player continued
Bad Ending #12
  • If player didn't continue
Good Ending #06