Th12.5/Spoiler Stage in English

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Based on the translation from https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Double_Spoiler/Translation/Spoiler?oldid=259959, originally translated by Rukaroa and Tosiaki and licensed under CC-BY-SA 3.0. 

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Scene 1

♪ The Mystery in Your Town

Aya

#0@34Now then, I got a whole bunch of pictures. Should I be writing the newspaper now?

Aya

#0@42Hm hm, what's with this picture?

Aya

#0@50A pure white picture where the subject is hidden by the danmaku...

Aya

#0@58That's a lot of pictures where you can't make anything out of.

Aya

#0@66Meh, I can always make up the content as much as I want.

Hatate Himekaidou enters

???

#0@74That's as far as you go!

Aya

#0@146Hey, you're...

???

#0@154Since I came out here, this is also as far as your newspaper will go!

<Boss-Titel>

Aya

#0@162Aren't you Hatate of the Kakashi Thoughtographic Report? That delusional newspaper.

Hatate

#0@170Surely yours is the delusional newspaper? Mine is a thoughtography newspaper.

Aya

#0@178Though that doesn't make a big difference, what does a puny newspaper's reporter want with me?

Hatate

#0@186Puny newspaper...that arrogance also ends today. I am declaring war on you!

Aya

#0@194Declaring war, well, the newspaper competition is coming up. But I won't lose to you.

Hatate

#0@202I won't be doing thoughtography from today on, I think I'll go out to gather material.

Aya

#0@210You only realized it now? That's the duty of a reporter.

Hatate

#0@218So I'll secretly take your interviews by thoughtography for reference.

Aya

#0@226Ah, you realized how wonderful my materials are.

Hatate

#0@234Your newspaper's subjects are well and good, but the actual content is hoorrible!

Hatate

#0@242I'll write more interesting articles for the newspaper competition than that and win!

Aya

#0@250Eh, you mean you're gonna steal my subjects? I can't allow that! Go find other youkai!

♪ Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain

Hatate

#0@258The territory for newspapers should be free for all from the start.

Hatate

#0@266There's no need for a newspaper with the bestsubjects bundled with the worst content.

Hatate

#0@274So I'll eat up the Bunbunmaru Newspaper's articles and become a competition newspaper (spoiler) reporter! It's a contest!

Aya

#0@282Hmph, fledging! Watch my photography techniques and be awed!

Scene 5

♪ Youkai Mountain ~ Mysterious Mountain

Aya

#1@38What happened? Is that your reporter spirit?

Hatate

#1@46I'm not done yet! Don't you need to catch your breath yourself?

Aya

#1@54I've been hardened by a hundred battles, to me this is nothing more than a warm up.

Aya

#1@62I'm not like you, holing yourself up and using thoughtography.

Hatate

#1@70A reporter's talent isn't just to move around.

Hatate

#1@78To create a good interview you need articles of repeated revisions!

Aya

#1@86Things like an article's content is nothing before the incident's quality.

Aya

#1@94The truth is that an incident that really catches interests can satisfy 90% of the people by just showing a picture!

Hatate

#1@102Then there's no point in writing articles, is there?!

Aya

#1@110If there's a point in writing articles, that is to fill up words. The number of words is a parameter that show the incident's scope.

Hatate

#1@118Hmph, that's why you never get into the newspaper competition's rankings.

Hatate

#1@126An article that suits the picture can catch the reader's interest and bring out the picture's charm even more.

Aya

#1@134You're still green.

Aya

#1@142How many words do you think humans read?

Aya

#1@150For those humans who say they work seriously everyday and would be satisfied by a little entertainment,

Aya

#1@158and those humans who scan the headlines and pictures and feel like they know everything about the world,

Aya

#1@166they won't have the leisure to read the contents of the article and understand its essence.

Hatate

#1@174Then watch me make a newspaper that even the humans will read the articles!

Aya

#1@182Interesting, show me if you can. I would like to see the competition newspaper (spoiler) that you come up with.

Hatate

#1@190Hehe, my spoiler articles may surpass yours and your newspaper will become the competition—

Hatate

#1@198We'll become each other's competition newspaper (double spoiler) and aim for the best!