Double Spoila/Spoila Stage i' Tyke

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Scene 1

T' Mystery i' Thy Tarn

Aya

#0@34Na' then, ah've gorr an 'ole bunch o' pictures Should ah be writin' t' newspapa na'?

Aya

#0@42'm 'm, what's wi' dis picture?

Aya

#0@50Eur pure whi' picture wheear t' subject is 'idden by t' danmaku...

Aya

#0@58Dat's a load o' pictures wheear tha cun't mek owt out o'.

Aya

#0@66Well, ah c'n allus mek up t' content as much as ah want.

Hatate Himekaidou enters

???

#0@74Dat's as far as tha'll go!

Aya

#0@146Ay up, thas...

???

#0@154Sin ah cem out 'ere, dis's also as far as tha newspapa'll go!

<Boss title>

Aya

#0@162Aren't tha 'Atate o' t' Kakashi Thowtographic Repoart? Dat delusional newspapa.

Hatate

#0@170Surely thy'n is t' delusional newspapa? Mine's eur thowtography newspapa.

Aya

#0@178Though da' dun't mek eur gurd difference, wha' does eur puny newspapa's reporta want wi' uz?

Hatate

#0@186Puny newspapa...da' arrogance also en's t'day. I'm declarin' war on thee!

Aya

#0@194Declarin' war, well, t' newspapa competition's comin' up. But ah won't lose ta thee.

Hatate

#0@202Ah won't be doin' thowtography from t'day on, ah think ah'll nip out ta gather material.

Aya

#0@210Tha only realised it na'? dat's t' duty o' eur reporta.

Hatate

#0@218So ah'll secretly tek thy interviews by thowtography for reference.

Aya

#0@226Ah, tha realised 'ow wondaful mi materials are.

Hatate

#0@234Thy newspapa's subjects're well 'n gran', but t' actual content's miinngin'!

Hatate

#0@242Ah'll wri' mooar interestin' articles fer t' newspapa competition than da' 'n win!

Aya

#0@250Eh, tha mean thas gunna steal mi subjects? Ah cun't alla da'! Go fin' otha youkai!

Youkai Berg ~ Mysterious Berg

Hatate

#0@258T' territory fer newspapas should be free for orl fra t' start.

Hatate

#0@266De'ar's no need for eur newspapa wi' t' bestsubjects bundled wi' t' worst content.

Hatate

#0@274So ah'll ea' up t' Bunbunmaru Newspapa's articles 'n become eur competition newspapa (spoila) reporta! It's eur contest!

Aya

#0@282'mph, fledgin'! Watch mi photography techniques 'n be awed!

Scene 5

Youkai Berg ~ Mysterious Berg

Aya

#1@38Wha' 'ap'n'? Is da' thy reporta spirit?

Hatate

#1@46ah'm in't done yet! Dun't tha need ta cop tha breyth thassen?

Aya

#1@54ah've bin 'ardened by an 'undred battles, ta uz dis's nowt mooar than eur warm up.

Aya

#1@62Ah'm not li' thee, 'olin thassen up 'n usin' thowtography.

Hatate

#1@70Eur reporta's talent in't just ta move aroun'.

Hatate

#1@78Ta creyte eur gran' interview theur need articles o' repeated revisions!

Aya

#1@86Things li' an article's content's nowt befooar t' incident's quality.

Aya

#1@94T' truth's da' an incident dat bloody catches interests c'n satisfy 90% o' fowk by just showin' eur picture!

Hatate

#1@102Then de'ar's no point i' writin' articles, in't there?!

Aya

#1@110If ther's eur point i' writin' articles, dat's ta fill up words. T' numba o' words is a parametre da' shows t' incident's scope.

Hatate

#1@118'mph, dat's why tha'll neva gerr inta t' newspapa competition's rankin's.

Hatate

#1@126An article da' suits t' picture c'n cop t' reader's interest 'n brin' out t' picture's charm even mooar.

Aya

#1@134Thas still green.

Aya

#1@142'ow menny words does thee think yumans read?

Aya

#1@150For those yumans w'oo seh they fettle seriously everyday 'n would be satisfied by eur lahl entertainment,

Aya

#1@158'n those yumans w'oo scan t' 'eadlines 'n pictures 'n feel li' they know everythin' abaht t' world,

Aya

#1@166they wun't 'ave t' leisure ta read t' contents o' t' article 'n understan' its essence.

Hatate

#1@174Then watch uz mek eur newspapa da' even t yumans'll read t' articles!

Aya

#1@182Interestin', show uz if tha c'n. Ah would li' ta see t' competition newspapa (spoila) da' thas cum up wi'.

Hatate

#1@190Hoho, mi spoila articles may surpass thas 'n thy newspapa'll become t' competition—

Hatate

#1@198We'll become apiece otha's competition newspapa (double spoila) 'n aim fer t' best!