Mysteryland Mysteries 8: Rachel's Scenario

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The mystery, in which Rachel's dream comes true
Written by Splashman. 

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Reimu

#0@34Ick! Get away from me, you sticky, icky goo-like thingies!

(Rachel hates icky stuff.)

???

#0@42Oh my, who do we have here then?

Yuyuko Saigyouji enters

<Boss title>

Yuyuko

#0@110If it isn't the little butterfly, rampant as ever.

Reimu

#0@118Little help here?? I'm getting swarmed with ghosts!

Reimu

#0@126So I decided coming just to the right place! You're always in charge of sticky stuff, so DO SOMETHING!

Yuyuko

#0@134Hmmm? Sticky stuff...? Oh, that reminds me. How's the candy harvest this spring?

Reimu

#0@142Candy? Yeah, it's fine and all, but... Wait, HOW CAN YOU THINK OF CANDY RIGHT NOW?!

Yuyuko

#0@150Oh, how splendid! I took great care letting them ripen with extra sweet flavor.

♪ Butterfly Dance

Yuyuko

#0@158Letting you have my gift every year makes me so happy, I just want to break out in dance!

Yuyuko Saigyouji defeated

Yuyuko

#1@30Whee~ ...now, what were we talking about?

Reimu

#1@38When I woke up this morning, there were ghosts in my bed! All over me! You gotta do something!

Yuyuko

#1@46Ghosts?... my child, those aren't ghosts. They're wants. That's a big difference.

Yuyuko

#1@54Perhaps if you just follow your nose as always, you may find out what they want from you.

Reimu

#1@62Wants? ...I don't really get it, but maybe they want some candy?

Yuyuko

#1@70That might be a good idea. Or maybe they want to visit a Home for fostered Monsters & Aliens?

Yuyuko

#1@78But what do I know? I'm just a Ghost~

Reimu

#1@86Huh? You mean they want to adopt an alien or something?

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Reimu

#0@34Welp, here we are, guys.

Reimu

#0@42Miss Hissyfit's Cool & Groovy Foster Home ...suspicious as ever, even in the morning.

Reimu

#0@50Now I guess I'll just leave you guys here and you go on about your business...

Reimu

#0@58...what're you waiting for? Shoo! Go adopt your alien or whatever!

Reimu

#0@66Come ooon guys, don't cling to me like that! I'll be late for school!

???

#0@74Ahh, another beautiful morning. RISE AND SHIIIINE EVERYONE!!!!

Kyouko Kasodani enters

???

#0@142BRUSH YOUR TEETH, PACK YOUR LUNCHIES AND GET READY FOR SCHOOOOOL!!

Reimu

#0@150...ow. No need to yell at me! I'm ready as ever, but...

<Boss title>

Kyouko

#0@158Are you really? Where's your backpack and your homework?

Reimu

#0@166I was going to pick them up later, after I... Wait, who are you, MY MOM?!

Kyouko

#0@174I'm Roaring Ronda, in charge of giving all truants and sloppy kids who live here an earful!

Reimu

#0@182But I don't even live here!

♪ Sweep and Roar

Kyouko

#0@190What kind of excuse is that for leaving your homework at home?!

Kyouko

#0@198With my help, you'll never forget anything ever again! AWOOOGA!! AWOOOGA!! TRUANT ALERT!!!!

Kyouko Kasodani defeated

Kyouko

#1@30Owies~... Beating up your alarm clock isn't a nice thing to do, y'know.

Reimu

#1@38Nah, don't worry. My turtle usually wakes me up, and he can take a beating.

(...if this sounds like an innuendo, it's comepletely unintentional!)

Kyouko

#1@46What do you want here anyway?

Reimu

#1@54It's not about what I want... I just wanna know what these stupid ghosts want!

Reimu

#1@62...now what, guys? Why're you dragging me over there?

Reimu

#1@70Noo, I don't wanna go there! That's the cemetery!

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Kogasa Tatara enters

Reimu

#2@34Huh? ...oh no, not you again!

<Boss title>

Kogasa

#2@42Ah! Miss Rachel! How nice of you to drop by!

Kogasa

#2@50I'd love to shower you with my new comedy material, but actually I need your help this time.

Kogasa

#2@58There's something totally icky back there which gives me a flood of creeps!

Kogasa

#2@66Could you be a dear and drench it out?

Reimu

#2@74Something icky? Well, if that doesn't sound familiar.

Reimu

#2@82Fine, whatever. But first, I must give you a penalty. Your pun licence ran out!

Kogasa Tatara defeated

Boss battle

Reimu

#0@34So, this is where you (and Umbry) wanted me to go, guys? I don't see anything icky here.

Reimu

#0@42*sigh* this is hopeless. Can't you just tell me what you want?!

???

#0@50RAWRAWRAWW!

Yoshika Miyako enters

???

#0@118As horror looks you right between the eyes, you're paralyzed!

Reimu

#0@126EEK! I can see your brain! Icky!

<Boss title>

Yoshika

#0@134The foulest stench has risen to protect the funk of forty thousand years!

Reimu

#0@142Funk? ...oh, you mean like classical music?

Yoshika

#0@150That too. All sorts of musical genres to be honest.

Reimu

#0@158(Why does music need any protecting?)

Yoshika

#0@166So, what's your jam? They say music is good for the brain.

Reimu

#0@174Strawberry. And don't you mean "good for the soul"?

Yoshika

#0@182Sadly, I'm missing that part.

Reimu

#0@190You look like you're missing some brains too. What is this, why am I smalltaking with zombie?

♪ No Brain? No Bother!

Yoshika

#0@198I just felt like taking a break and having a nice chat. But if you're so untalkative...

Yoshika

#0@206...I guess I'll just go back to my duties! CLUB'S CLOSED! NO ENTRY!

Yoshika Miyako defeated

Yoshika

#1@30GARGLE-BARGLE~!

Reimu

#1@38Now, use what's left of your brain and tell me about that music you're protecting!

Yoshika

#1@46Blluurgh~

  • zombie noises*~

Reimu

#1@54Should I wait a few minutes until she gets up again?

Yoshika

#1@62Just gimme a sec, okay...?

Yoshika

#1@70...Hello, who're you? What's your jam?...

Reimu

#1@78Uggghh~ This is pointless! At this rate, I'll never find out what the ickies want (not that I care).

Reimu

#1@86But at least they know better than me where to go next... so much for school today.

Yoshika

#1@94No... wait... Don't go that way...

Reimu Hakurei exits

Yoshika

#1@102That's where... the princess...

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Reimu

#0@34Woah, guys! Looks like we've got company! So many ickies at once, I think I'm gonna be sick...

Reimu

#0@42Don't tell me you all wanna go in there.

Seiga Kaku enters

???

#0@134Phew, finally I respawned!

Reimu

#0@142Who're you? Wait, I know this voice...

<Boss title>

Seiga

#0@150You're the one who pk'd my mate before!

Reimu

#0@158And you're that cheater who always show up on BlazingStar Online!

Seiga

#0@166u just jelly at my skillz, scrub.

Reimu

#0@174That fact that you keep popping up after so many bans is beyond believable...

Reimu

#0@182Is your life so completely pointless, that you must ruin other people's fun?

Seiga

#0@190...wat u just say?

Reimu

#0@198You hear me loud and clear! There should be a law against people like you!

Seiga

#0@206and who's gonna b teh mod? u?

Yoshika Miyako enters

Yoshika

#0@214Respawn~!

Seiga

#0@222gr8, weba. wat took u so long?

Reimu

#0@230......

Reimu

#0@238Don't tell me she's gonna join in too? HOW ANY RULES DO YOU INTEND TO BREAK HERE?!

♪ FTW: For The Wicked

Seiga

#0@246dis gettin stoop, let's torch this newb! 2v1 ftw!

Reimu

#0@254Allright, if that's how you wanna play it, then two can play that game!

Reimu

#0@262I've got thousands of icky, sticky, goo-like allies on my back! Now we're playing 2vTONS! Get rdy!

Seiga Kaku and Yoshika Miyako defeated

Seiga

#1@30eesh! u rly showed us whos mod here! u broke right through my häx...

Reimu

#1@38Okay, that's game over for you. Tell me what these stupid ghosts want from me!

Seiga

#1@46How should I know...? I thought they're ur m8s, or not?

Reimu

#1@54I just said that to get them on my side, so I could beat you up!

Seiga

#1@62welp, i dunno about them icky jerries, but... 'pparently there's som1 trapped inside dis club here.

Seiga

#1@70som1 so incredibly imba, with the pwr to make ur wildest wishes come true...

Reimu

#1@78...and once freed, they're gonna take over Mysteryland? Yeah right, I'm not gonna fall for that one again.

Seiga

#1@86ikr? sounds pretty risk if u ask me. i mean, it could be any sort of hi-lvl boss monstar.

Seiga

#1@94just like dat evil alien queen u brought here a while ago...

Reimu

#1@102Let's not mention her, shall we?

Seiga

#1@110anywy, wat if teh hype about them is for real after all? if i could pass dis wall myself...

Seiga

#1@118i'd resc and ask them for sum real nice drops, or teh newest rig, or maybe sum real friends, or...

Seiga

#1@126AGDFHFLFH! did i just type that out loud?!

Reimu

#1@134Allright allright, you can use your magnificent hacks and noclip me thorugh this wall already!

Reimu

#1@142Just stop hyping up that person, my icky wants are giddy enough as they are...

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Stage 5

Reimu

#0@34Yep, that's some pretty big underground tower. The perfect place to lock an evil overlord inside.

???

#0@42Ahh, what moves hither? I feeleth the presence of another.

Mononobe no Futo enters

???

#0@110Thou who I heed my welcome here, speak of what it is thou wantst.

Reimu

#0@118*sigh* I am getting really tired of the same old conversation.

<Boss title>

Futo

#0@126Pardon? Hath I phrased mineself improper? Mayhaps an introduction is in order then?

Futo

#0@134So calleth me the Judomaster, as t'is mine name. Thou art?

Reimu

#0@142Rachel. And I know exactly who you are.

Reimu

#0@150Your third class theatre plays are infamous all around school, Miss Ye Olde Drama Clubbe Queen.

Futo

#0@158Buh, how impostrous! I taketh the greatest of pride in mine works!

Futo

#0@166As fact of the matter, mine newest work is underway. Three guesses thou hast to assume who playeth the lead.

Reimu

#0@174Look, can we get this over with...? I just wanna find up who's locked up in there, that's all.

♪ Adapt and Improvise

Futo

#0@182Aha! Dost she know the outline already?

Futo

#0@190Very well, she shall play a fine lead then!

Futo

#0@198Be warned though, lest she lay bare tears and sweat before this iron willed, two-fisted Queen of Dramas.

Futo

#0@206But now, enough dawdling in the backdrop. Let the curtain be raised and the profound drama unfold!

Mononobe no Futo defeated

Futo

#1@30Egads! Thine act be leagues beyond mine!

Reimu

#1@38No surprise there. I've seen stage props act better than you.

Futo

#1@46T'is as I sayeth. thine talent would've brought ol' William to tears.

Futo

#1@54For I knew him... A fellow of fine jest, a playwright of most excellent fancy.

Reimu

#1@62(Ol' William...?)

Futo

#1@70But sayeth, what ghastly cohorts thou hast with thee? Spectators? Or mayhap...

Futo

#1@78Spectres of cravings!? Is it so? Dost she be the one...

Futo

#1@86The one to pay witness to the Princess's...

Futo

#1@94Excuseth me, I can't remain! The finale stage requires mine preparation!

Futo

#1@102But, do not linger... Follow me once thine heart hast prepared its wish!

Mononobe no Futo exits

Reimu

#1@110What in the world was that now...? She barely even finished a whole sentence in the end.

Reimu

#1@118...my heart's wish? Guys, do you have any idea what she meant?

Reimu

#1@126...oh great, now I'm already asking you guys?!

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Reimu

#0@34Woaahh... Look at all those icky, sticky goo-like thingies.

Reimu

#0@42I should probably say This is beyond creepy, but...

Reimu

#0@50...somehow it feels so soothing and relaxing. Almost as if I've always wanted to come here.

Reimu

#0@58Wait... Guys, you didn't lead me in kind of trap, did you?

???

#0@66I can assure you, it is not a trap.

Toyosatomimi no Miko enters

???

#0@134Even if these lights may appear as viscid ghosts, they all come from your own heart.

???

#0@142They have taken notice of your deepest desire, and have eventually lead you... here.

Reimu

#0@150That's exactly the kind of sweet talk an evil overlord might use. Who are you, anyway?

???

#0@158Oh my... do you not recognize my voice?

Reimu

#0@166Huh? ...wait. Wait a second, you're...!

???

#0@174It was I, who had sung the first song to you. It was my CD you've bought with your first pocket money.

???

#0@182On your way to school, and even on your monster hunts, I was always there, as your silent companion... so to speak.

Reimu

#0@190It's really you!!... YOU'RE DJ AWESOME!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Reimu

#0@198I've ALWAYS wanted to meet you in person!! How come you never do any live shows!?

<Boss title>

Miko

#0@206I apologize, but going on live tour might have been a bit difficult for me.

Miko

#0@214You see, a long time ago something happened to me. Something truly disastrous that could have robbed me of my gift.

Miko

#0@222You might know that human hearts can be a fickle thing. They're always full of gaps, and never fully satisfied.

Miko

#0@230However, there is one thing in the world that can fill those gaps for a short while. Almost like sticky putty.

Miko

#0@238Yes, to preserve my gift of song and music to the people, I have been in hiding for all this time...

Miko

#0@246...oh, and because these halls down here make for some awesome bass.

Reimu

#0@254You're sooo awesooome! Can I have your autograph-...?

Reimu

#0@262...wait. Get a grip and stop fan-gasming already, Rachel! What if she's really just an evil overlord after all?!

♪ Transcendal Legend ~ True Muse

Miko

#0@270...eheheh. Aren't you are a bright and cautious one?

Miko

#0@278I guarantee you, that I am the real deal. But if my voice and my words are not convincing enough...

Miko

#0@286...Then how about I prove it to you?

Reimu

#0@294...is this going to get ugly now?

Miko

#0@302Once in every person's lifetime I appear to write their very own song for them...

Miko

#0@310And whether you want it to get ugly or not... It all depends on how deep the gaps in your heart go!!

Toyosatomimi no Miko defeated
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