Mysteryland Mysteries 8: Samantha's Story

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The mystery, in which Samantha becomes a true hero!
Written by Splashman. 

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Stage 1

Sanae

#0@34Hmm, is it okay for me to barge into the Other Dimension like that? ...the door was wide open though.

???

#0@42Aha. Another visitor. Stay a while. Stay forever.

Yuyuko Saigyouji enters

<Boss title>

Yuyuko

#0@110Sandra! Fetch our guest some hot chocolate, will you! ...blast it, where is that girl off to again?

Sanae

#0@118Oh, thank you. I'll take two marshmellows please. ...no wait, what am I saying? I have business with you!

Yuyuko

#0@126Sandra could help with marshmellows, but she's not here. So, how can I help you with?

Sanae

#0@134It's about those icky goo-like wants. They're sticky and icky and cling to one like glue.

Sanae

#0@142It seems like they want something from me, but I can't tell what it is. Do you?

Yuyuko

#0@150Icky and sticky you say?

Yuyuko

#0@158Hmm, icky and sticky, cling like glue and want something? Hmmmmmmmm....

Sanae

#0@166Uh... only if it's not a bother to you.

♪ Butterfly Dance

Yuyuko

#0@174Thanks, now you made me lose my train of thought... Oh well, let's dance!

Yuyuko Saigyouji defeated

Yuyuko

#1@30Ahh, now I remember, about the sticky icky stuff.

Sanae

#1@38(What an odd way to freshen up your mind)

Yuyuko

#1@46Pardon me?

Sanae

#1@54Ahaha, never mind. Anyway, you seem to know about sticky situations, that's why I came to ask you.

Yuyuko

#1@62Well, do you remember the last villainy plot you resolved?

Yuyuko

#1@70As far as I've heard, those intruders put up a nice new Foster Home for Monsters and Aliens...

Yuyuko

#1@78But I'm pretty sure they have nothing to do with THIS.

Sanae

#1@86Aha, good to know. ...oh wait, was that reverse psychology?

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Stage 2

Sanae

#0@34It's still early in the morning... I almost feel bad for intruding here.

Sanae

#0@42Let's just be nice and quiet so I'm not distrubing anyone.

???

#0@50Someone say "morning"?! Thanks for reminding me!

Kyouko Kasodani enters

???

#0@118RING RING RING!! GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!

Sanae

#0@126Ah, it's that sweeping girl from before.

Sanae

#0@134Shhhh~ Be quiet!

Sanae

#0@142You'll wake up everyone if you make such a ruckus!

<Boss title>

Kyouko

#0@150Well duh, that's my species. And my middle name. I'm Roaring Ruckus Ronda.

Kyouko

#0@158Besides, morning wakeups are my main duty here. And sweeping. That's also my main duty.

Sanae

#0@166That sounds a lot like my duties at home. Aunt Priscilla has an incredible alarm clock collection.

Kyouko

#0@174Oh and I'm also a pretty good impressionist. Wanna hear my alarm klaxon imitation?

Sanae

#0@182Eh?... oh no, waitwaitwaait!

♪ Sweep and Roar

Kyouko

#0@190Hope you brought your earmuffs with you!

Kyouko Kasodani defeated

Kyouko

#1@30A-WOOOGA~ A-WOOOGA~!! INTRUDER ALERT!!

Sanae

#1@38Allright allright, I believe you! You truly have a talent at bursting people's eardrums.

Kyouko

#1@46But it seems like no one here really recognizes my talent. I don't see anyone swarming the place here yet, do you?

Sanae

#1@54Swarming... oh, that reminds me.

Kyouko

#1@62What what?

Sanae

#1@70Have you seen anything icky swarming the place here lately?

Kyouko

#1@78Oh yeah, those sticky things? I gave em a good SHOUT! And drove them away to our cemetery!

Sanae

#1@86You did? Then I'll better go and check it out. (wait, why would the Foster Home have a cemetery?)

Kyouko

#1@94Driving intruders away by yelling really loud is another one of my duties after all...

Sanae

#1@102She sure seems to get a lot of milage out of her talent.

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Stage 3

Kogasa Tatara enters

Sanae

#2@34Hey, I remember you...

<Boss title>

Kogasa

#2@42Ah! Long time no see! How nice of you to drop in.

Kogasa

#2@50I'd love to shower you with my new comedy material, but actually I need your help again.

Kogasa

#2@58There's something totally icky back there which gives me a flood of creeps!

Kogasa

#2@66Could you be a dear and drench it out?

Sanae

#2@74Something icky to drench out? ...that must be it. Don't worry, I'll take care of it at once!

Sanae

#2@82...uh, could you move out of my way please?

Kogasa Tatara defeated

Boss battle

Sanae

#0@34Guess Miss Umbry couldn't help but deluge me with her new material after all.

Sanae

#0@42Anyway, is this where she saw the icky goo-likes? I don't see any here?

???

#0@50RAWRAWRAWW!

Yoshika Miyako enters

???

#0@118As horror looks you right between the eyes, you're paralyzed!

Sanae

#0@126Ah! Something icky and goo-like showed up!

<Boss title>

Yoshika

#0@134The foulest stench has risen to protect the funk of forty thousand years!

Sanae

#0@142Pheww, you're right. You smell pretty funky. Are you one of those walking Z-folks that eat brains?

Yoshika

#0@150Sort of. I'm mostly content with brain food however. Always keep your brain fit, or it'll turn into tofu.

Sanae

#0@158Yeah, I know. I used to do daily brain training as well, but then I got bored of yelling "BLUE!" all the time.

Yoshika

#0@166...I don't get it.

Sanae

#0@174Never mind, what did you say you're protecting here? Something about age old funk?

♪ No Brain? No Bother!

Yoshika

#0@182That's right. Funk, rock, classical, jazz, even that rap music which gives them kids brain damage...

Yoshika

#0@190Why don't we protect it together? Let's feast on that juicy tofu brain of yours and turn you into one of us!

Yoshika Miyako defeated

Yoshika

#1@30Murrrghhh~ Grrrhhh~ GRAWRLLL!!

Sanae

#1@38Suddenly you don't sound that brainy anymore, huh?

Yoshika

#1@46Well it comes with the job of belonging to the Army of the Living Not-living!

Sanae

#1@54That's another way to say it.

Sanae

#1@62Still, I already stopped an Alien invasion, so I'm sure dealing with your kind would be a no-brainer.

Yoshika

#1@70Don't get a head of yourself! You'll never turn us into grey matter that easily.

Sanae

#1@78Allright, enough with the puns. I've got a job to do. One that requires a solid cerebrum.

Yoshika

#1@86Anything I can help with? Two heads work better than one.

Sanae

#1@94Nah, you can go back under the earth and spend the next forty thousand years connecting your two synapses.

Yoshika

#1@102I will. Gonna chiller tonight. A-HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH!

Sanae

#1@110Please don't dance on any graves...

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Stage 4

Sanae

#0@34First a cemetary, and now something that looks like the entrance to a shady underground club?

Sanae

#0@42Maybe my trust in Miss Hissyifts was misplaced after all?

Seiga Kaku enters

???

#0@134yo, bg back there. what's with the PK?

Sanae

#0@142You again? Don't you have enough already?

<Boss title>

Seiga

#0@150had to d/c for a sec. bk now to do some prot for the club.

Seiga

#0@158a newb liek u will nvr be as l33t to join.

Sanae

#0@166Oh dear, it's one of those onliners. This is exatcly why I prefer single player games.

Seiga

#0@174see? toldya online's 2M2H. me and my teammate will ttly dom u.

Seiga

#0@182cept she's afk atm...

Sanae

#0@190(Her partner? Don't tell me she means that brainless thing.)

Yoshika Miyako enters

Yoshika

#0@198Sorry! I got held up. Tripped over a gravestone.

Seiga

#0@206ah, wb! rdy 2 get boss?

Sanae

#0@214Oh no, you're joining too? I thought I told you to stay down.

Seiga

#0@222y/r, she'll nvr stay down with that insta rez häx i gave her!

♪ FTW: For The Wicked

Seiga

#0@230rite, let's torch this newb! 2v1 ftw!

Sanae

#0@238Don't you think two versus one is unsportly?

Seiga

#0@246u mad scrub? u alrdy pk'd us early game! now it's payback!

Seiga Kaku and Yoshika Miyako defeated

Seiga

#1@30wat r u...? how can a newb be so imba?

Sanae

#1@38Just because I prefer single player, doesn't mean I can't handle online either.

Seiga

#1@46well, u'r pretty beast. with ur mad lvl, u could even resc the DJ.

Sanae

#1@54Resc the DJ?

Sanae

#1@62Is there someone who needs rescuing?

Seiga

#1@70ZOMG u haven't herd? Princess Awesome is in teh deep fail!

Seiga

#1@78I alrdy tried 2 zone in myself, but the mobs holding her r 2 aggro.

Seiga

#1@86but AFAIK, those icky jerries know xactly were shes @.

Sanae

#1@94So they really hold a Princess captured in this club? That's no good.

Seiga

#1@102how bout doing some F1 in there? I can noclip u right thru the wall.

Sanae

#1@110It's hard to understand just one word of what you're saying, but...

Sanae

#1@118If someone behind that wall needs my help, I'll do it!

Seiga

#1@126GL2UHF! just BBL so we can have a rematch.

Sanae

#1@134TY, but NT. Like I told you, I prefer offline.

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Stage 5

Sanae

#0@34Melissa was right after all. Mysteryland really does have everything.

Sanae

#0@42To think that someone would build such a monumental club underground...

???

#0@46Ahh, what moves hither? I feeleth the presence of another.

Mononobe no Futo enters

???

#0@114Explain thyself. Art thou friend or foe?

Sanae

#0@122Here they come... is this the main villain?

<Boss title>

Futo

#0@130Who art thou to calleth myself a person of vain?

Sanae

#0@138I am Sunnyday Samantha. Super popula-... I mean, Super School Girl Monster Hunter!

Futo

#0@146Doth she quote, a superb pupil what practiceth the slaying of the abnormal?

Futo

#0@154Before thine eyes, thou seeth a maester of ye olde arts and the new.

Futo

#0@162The keepsguard of cultures that guideth us from foregone eons to future past.

Sanae

#0@170Okay, that's nice. Are you the one holding the Princess captive?

Futo

#0@178...captive? Oh mine, thou art gravely mistaken.

Sanae

#0@186Actually, the case seems pretty clear for me.

Sanae

#0@194Someone told me there's a captured princess in this tower. So I came to rescue her.

♪ Adapt and Improvise

Futo

#0@202If this sounds as truth to thine ears, then be as it may.

Futo

#0@210It shall create a narrative of most profoundness. A tale of tragedy to be sung lifetimes hereafter.

Futo

#0@218Make thineself the heroine of this tale, and find thine tragic end at mine villanous hands!

Mononobe no Futo defeated

Futo

#1@30Egads, thou hast laid defeat on me! T'was not foreseeable.

Sanae

#1@38Yeah it was. I'm the heroine, like you said. And heroes always win!

Futo

#1@46But arn't tales as those of the mundane kind? Art tragic ends not of greater remembrance?

Futo

#1@54...oh well, thou art your own poet. So what shall be written as the finale act?

Futo

#1@62Will the heroine slay the beastly dragon and set free the gallant princess at last?

Sanae

#1@70Weren't you the dragon here? All that's left now is getting her out of there, right?

Sanae

#1@78And those icky sticky wanty things will show me where you've hidden her.

Futo

#1@86A-ha! Doth she think the finale shall play out not with combat, but with onset and wit?

Futo

#1@94Then make haste! Let the beacon of craving entities guide her to the resolution!

Futo

#1@102Onward! The Princess of Muses awaits thou!

Futo

#1@110Now if mine presence may be of excusion. The finale theatre stage requires mine preparation.

Sanae

#1@118What... stage preparations?

Sanae

#1@126Am I in some sort of improvised theatre play or what?

Sanae

#1@134Hm... better put on my best act then. Here I come!

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Stage 6

Sanae

#0@34This must be it, the final stage.

Sanae

#0@42With so many goo-likes around, this is definitely where they hold the Princess.

Sanae

#0@50But somehow... this all seems too easy. Is this really how the story concludes?

Sanae

#0@58Did I miss something? Or could this be a trap?!

???

#0@62No, you did everything right.

Toyosatomimi no Miko enters

???

#0@130At last, I am released from my eternal bounds. And thus, the story ends.

Sanae

#0@138!?

???

#0@146This is where the curtain falls and we bow to the audience.

???

#0@154The only question remains, is this kind of ending satisfactory to you?

Sanae

#0@162...I really don't know. What is going on?

???

#0@170...do you even know whom you just gave freedom here?

Sanae

#0@178Uhh... not exactly, no. Who are you?

<Boss title>

Miko

#0@186In the past I was known as The Princess of Muses. Your world nowadays calls me DJ Awesome.

Sanae

#0@194From that old fairy tale? You're the one Rachel always gushes about?

Miko

#0@202Fairy tale? Interesting. They still remember.

Sanae

#0@210...I think I get it now. About those icky, sticky goo-like wants.

Sanae

#0@218They clung to me like glue. So I knew that they really wanted to be with someone super-popular.

Sanae

#0@226But it appears that I only followed them blindly. All they wanted was you.

Sanae

#0@234...I guess a plain school girl like me can't hold a candle to an awesome DJ Princess.

Miko

#0@242I see. You crave for acknowledgement. The audience is clapping, but not for you.

♪ Transcendal Legend ~ True Muse

Miko

#0@250Your poor little heart, so full of holes. Is there nothing I can do?

Sanae

#0@258Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. ...maybe my pet snake will believe my story.

Miko

#0@266No, that won't do. But I have an idea: I'm going to write my newest song about you.

Miko

#0@274We'll show everyone the true hero that you are. It's gonna storm the charts! A true platinum hit!

(even a legendary muse can be a bit vain :P)

Sanae

#0@282Huh, what, a song? That's a bit...

Miko

#0@290Ohhhyeahh, here comes! I hope you're ready!

Sanae

#0@298Eh? For what??

Miko

#0@306Oh, sorry. I forgot to mention: I only create my best songs during battle!!

(and that's why she's awesome!)

Toyosatomimi no Miko defeated
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