youmu's trippy adventure

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~*~td staeg 1~*~

Youmu

#0@34i'm sick of this trippy spirit shit already i can't even shoot while focused... when will dis crap end?

Youmu

#0@42& my boms mak me slash lik a riturd it makes me feel lkie a genji main

???

#0@50YOuMu?

Yuyuko Saigyouji enters

<Boss title>

Yuyuko

#0@118what the hell are you doing its like 3 am

Youmu

#0@126im gonna get rid of these fukin spirits

Yuyuko

#0@134that makes no sense

Youmu

#0@142YES IT FUKIN DOES

Yuyuko

#0@150NO IT DONT

♪ crappy border of life rplacement

Yuyuko

#0@158no fite me

Youmu

#0@166WhAT THE FUK THAT MAKES NO SENSE BITHC

Yuyuko Saigyouji defeated

Yuyuko

#1@30im sick of that crappy music i give up u can go ahead

Youmu

#1@38(not to mention how mediocre thos pattenrs were... i xpected better from her)

Yuyuko

#1@46y arent u saying nuttin

Youmu

#1@54ummhhhmmm thinky thinky OH YES i was gonna ask about teh spirits

Yuyuko

#1@62i thnk there's a culprit somewhere

Yuyuko

#1@70and u shoud go 2 teh temple

Youmu

#1@78is dat useless crap really all the info u can give me?

Youmu

#1@86fuk that im outta heere

Yuyuko

#1@94bring me mystia if u find her lol

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~*~td stag 2~*~

Youmu

#0@34ugh my head

Youmu

#0@42thos painfull tracne colors make me sick

Youmu

#0@50i hope the temple holds teh answer

???

#0@58IMPORTANT INFO: SWORDS ARE DANGEROUs

Kyouko Kasodani enters

???

#0@126Y THE FUCK R U SWINGNIG DEM

Youmu

#0@134whatevs. my victims r just yokai n fairiez so its fine

<Boss title>

Kyouko

#0@142KILLIN IZ VERBOTEN IN DA TEMPLE

Youmu

#0@150i waz only gonna cut'em up a little

♪ attempt at entertainment while u wait

Kyouko

#0@158if u uze ur swords and kill in the temple...

Kyouko

#0@166I'LL FUKIN KILL U

Kyouko Kasodani defeated

Youmu

#1@30do i even hav to point out teh fukin obviosu hypocrisy?

Youmu

#1@38so, lets talk about teh trippy spirit shit instead of attempted murder

Kyouko

#1@46wats a trippy spirit shit? can i eat it?

Youmu

#1@54y did i expect anything oft his retard

Youmu

#1@62shit now ill have 2 use my own detective skillz

Youmu

#1@70a yokai wont need dose spirits...

Youmu

#1@78so itz not a yokai

Youmu

#1@86so i guess its probs nother wannabe shrine

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~*~td tsage 3~*~

Kogasa Tatara enters

Youmu

#2@34why the fukc r u bothering me

<Boss title>

Kogasa

#2@42shit she has swords oh well ill ask anyway whats teh worst that can happen

Kogasa

#2@50dat annoying bitch over there...

Kogasa

#2@58i can't beat her becuas of her healing spirit bullshit.

Kogasa

#2@66kick her ass 4 me plz?

Youmu

#2@74y should i halp a yokai like u

Kogasa

#2@82but first ill suprise u here comes a bland spiral pattern

Kogasa Tatara defeated

Boss battle

Youmu

#0@34well i was told this place might be interesting

Youmu

#0@42(but when will i get rid of htose halluciantions)

Youmu

#0@50there are so many spirits here... fuck

???

#0@58braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains

Yoshika Miyako enters

???

#0@126im a zombie. cool rite?

Youmu

#0@134nah

Youmu

#0@142this must be that healing spirit bullshit girl

<Boss title>

Yoshika

#0@150im here to protet ths palce

Youmu

#0@158so i hav to get past u to recover from thes trips

Yoshika

#0@166yeh prety mutsh

Youmu

#0@174fuk this shit... teh hallucinashuns r getting wors

Youmu

#0@182yoshi... i really dont wanna fght it...

Youmu

#0@190LOOK BEhind U

Youmu

#0@198(fuk that trick didnt work)

♪ mario desert boss music

Yoshika

#0@206fuk u how dumm do u think i are

Yoshika

#0@214now eat bullets while i eat spirits

Yoshika Miyako defeated

Yoshika

#1@30oh nooooooooes im dying

Youmu

#1@38spare me ur shitty jokes ur dead I GEDDIT

Youmu

#1@46i see ur a slave whers ur master

Yoshika

#1@54how did u now

Youmu

#1@62u reek of stupidnes u suk two much to survive on ur own

Yoshika

#1@70i reek? WAH!!! HOW CAN U SAY I REEK WHEN I TAEK GOOOD CARE of MY SKIN???

Youmu

#1@78(Y WONT SHE STFU)

Youmu

#1@86ONE MORE SHITTY JOKE AND ILL SLICE U UP

Yoshika

#1@94eeeek... ill show myself out

Yoshika

#1@102as in go two my master n cry

Yoshika

#1@110bye

Yoshika

#1@118btw ill be back

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~*~td stayge 4~*~

Youmu

#0@34uuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh im seeing so much flashy colors n scary shit

Youmu

#0@42im gonna ahve epilepsy and ptsd by the tiem this is over

Seiga Kaku enters

???

#0@134hi there

Youmu

#0@142FUK not u agen

<Boss title>

Seiga

#0@150im seiga teh wicked hermit

Youmu

#0@158so ur doing this shit 2 torture me 4 fun?!

Seiga

#0@166pretty much

Seiga

#0@174i love seeing u wince

Youmu

#0@182how can this get wors

Yoshika Miyako enters

Yoshika

#0@190ill show u how!

Yoshika

#0@198im gonna bet u up with eht help of my master

Seiga

#0@206good yoshi MWAHAHAHA

Youmu

#0@214AAAAAAARGGH y did i hav to say "how can this get wors"

Seiga

#0@222u mad?

♪ da evuul hermit n da fukin zombi agen

Seiga

#0@230ur gonna explod when were don with u

Youmu

#0@238FUK U BITCHES i jus wanna go home

Seiga

#0@246no were figting yoshi! youll be my meat shield

Seiga Kaku and Yoshika Miyako defeated

Seiga

#1@30fuk i lost even tho it was 2 against 1

Youmu

#1@38that proves im the best ;D ;D ;D

Youmu

#1@46now ill ask u... wtf is up with the sprits

Seiga

#1@54nuthin really its over soon

Youmu

#1@62y

Seiga

#1@70theyr the side effcet of sumting

Seiga

#1@78now let me keep u in suspense for a moment for absolutely no reeson

Youmu

#1@86this is so stupid im speachles

Seiga

#1@94a bich will be revived soon

Seiga

#1@102compared to that jesus n00b...

Seiga

#1@110this will be like a million times better. /r/athiesm will luv me 4 sayin dat

Youmu

#1@118i dont know wat ur up 2

Youmu

#1@126but resurrection is bad news

Youmu

#1@134i learnd that from watching alladin

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~*~dt stage 5~*~

Youmu

#0@34wtf is happenin is this teh tomb of dat bitch...???

???

#0@38YAY im finally gonna get resurrected

Mononobe no Futo enters

???

#0@106it only took like 1400 fuking years

Youmu

#0@114if uv'e been asleep 4 1400 years, how coem ur speaking perfet modern english?

<Boss title>

Futo

#0@122ooops sorry i meant thanketh thou for mine resurrection i am-est veryeth grateful to thy

Youmu

#0@130ur olde englishe sucketh talk normally plz

Futo

#0@138y do u hav to be so crul

Futo

#0@146y must u be a grammer nazi

Youmu

#0@154its ur fault fr not knwing ur language

Futo

#0@162wat

Futo

#0@170u meen thy dungeonman iz NOT a textbuk?

Youmu

#0@178yeah. anyway, r u wit the evuuul hermit?

♪ tutorial stag 2

Futo

#0@186yeah so fukin wat

Youmu

#0@194then im gonna beat u up as reveng for this spirit shit

Futo

#0@202oh noes i thought u were gonna be nice to me :( :( :(

Futo

#0@210well, i guess its batl time then

Mononobe no Futo defeated

Futo

#1@30hoe da fuk did i lose wit my awsum powr

Youmu

#1@38once again im proving im the best ;D ;D ;D

Futo

#1@46if ur teh best u shold bles teh resurection of dat bich

Youmu

#1@54i dont wanna i jus wanna be doen wit dis shit

Futo

#1@62dont be like dat

Futo

#1@70ur supposed 2 bles the resurection so shold u not do daat?

Youmu

#1@78(the stupid shit keeps pilin up)

Youmu

#1@86(ill just say yes to get rd of her)

Youmu

#1@94fine ill do as u say

Futo

#1@102its good to hear dat my persuasive skillz r still intact

Futo

#1@110so, jus follow my instructions

Futo

#1@118go ova dere

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~*~finale td stage~*~

Youmu

#0@34so much shit flying arond

Youmu

#0@42i really hope i find out y soon

Youmu

#0@50im about to be sick

Youmu

#0@58dont even no if ill survive i need healing

Youmu

#0@66wat kindo bich wod do sutch a ting to poor week little me

???

#0@70im dat kindo bihc

Toyosatomimi no Miko enters

???

#0@138acshually teh spirits r just a side effect of my finally getting revived wich waz wat i wanted

???

#0@146but using teh spirits to torment u iz fun tho

Youmu

#0@154(fcuk...)

???

#0@162hmm... my wierd powa tels me...

???

#0@170dat u desire to be don with this shit

Youmu

#0@178impressive how da fuk did u find dat out

<Boss title>

Miko

#0@186did u not no im prety much onmishi... onmiti... fuk it im allknowin

Youmu

#0@194when wuz dat sayd?

Miko

#0@202i thikn it wuz in teh manual how did u miss dat

Miko

#0@210who am i kidin no 1 reeds dat shit anyway

Youmu

#0@218i bet u think ppl pai fr winrar to

Youmu

#0@226anyway fuk u for dis

Miko

#0@234just stfu

Miko

#0@242i now wat u want anyway

Miko

#0@250freedom from ur torment but ur not gettin it

Youmu

#0@258no im not gonna stfu im still gonna say fuk u cuz its fun

♪ power-abusin' ADMIN

Miko

#0@266fine spew more uselss babble bich

Youmu

#0@274IM GOONA BEAT U UP I FUKING BICH RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAE

Miko

#0@282NO U STUPID GENGI MAIN WANABE

Miko

#0@290U CANT BEET ME U N00B

Miko

#0@298ILL BURN UR EYEZ WITH MY GLOWING DAMNAKU!

Toyosatomimi no Miko defeated
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