The mystery, in which Melissa sees right through a nasty trade fraud.
Written by Splashman.
Stage 1
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st01c.msg.jdiff
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Marisa
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#0@34 He-hee~. It's fishin' time!
Lessee if they bite.
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Wakasagihime enters
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???
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#0@102 Owie! Cut it out!
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<Boss title>
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Wakasagihime
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#0@144 Can't you see I'm not a fish!
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Marisa
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#0@152 Holee Mackarel!
Caught me a biggun thar!
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Marisa
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#0@160 Not sure about that upper half,
but yer lower bit looks nice n' tasty.
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Wakasagihime
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#0@168 You're really planning on eating me?
Human methods get more barabaric every day.
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Wakasagihime
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#0@176 But you'll see. Soon I'll become human myself,
marry a handsome prince and rule the world!
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♪ (untranslated)
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Wakasagihime defeated
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Marisa
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#1@34 Peace a cake!
Now it's time to fry this li'l fry here!
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Marisa
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#1@42 Though actually,
I'm gonna miss me her siren song...
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Marisa
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#1@50 Ehh, never mind.
Back in the water ya go.
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Stage 2
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st02c.msg.jdiff
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Marisa
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#0@34 Monsters be messin' around in this
here parts of the town, eh?
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Marisa
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#0@42 But who am I kiddin'?
Them willow trees're pretty creepy in itself.
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Sekibanki enters
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???
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#0@140 HARRRHHH!!
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<Boss title>
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Sekibanki
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#0@148 What rides in the night?
Why, it's the headless, horseless woman!
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Marisa
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#0@156 Mm, saw ya lose yer head jus' before.
Didya lose yer steed on the way too?
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Sekibanki
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#0@164 You tremble not before me?
Is my paralyzing cackle not making your hair stand?
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Marisa
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#0@172 Mah mop stays nice n' comfy as it is,
'tween mah noggin and my hat.
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Sekibanki
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#0@180 Oh, just you wait... there's an uprising in the works.
Soon us monsters will rule again like in the old days.
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♪ (untranslated)
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Sekibanki
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#0@188 And then you will tremble like there's no tomorrow!
Tremble and lose your head in PANIC!
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Sekibanki defeated
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Sekibanki
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#1@30 Ow! Hey, be careful with my head!
It's not a football, you know!
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Marisa
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#1@38 Gotcha, gonna treat it like a precious vase from now on.
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Marisa
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#1@46 Now give it 'ere.
I still got two more seconds to touchdown.
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Sekibanki
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#1@54 You can play that by yourself!
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Sekibanki
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#1@62 Humans who don't tremble are no fun.
I'm outta here!
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Marisa
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#1@70 Hey, come back 'ere with dat ball!
Killsport! Wet blanket! Yer disqualified!
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Marisa
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#1@78 ...done and gone.
See that, coach? I won the game~!
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Stage 3
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st03c.msg.jdiff
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Kagerou Imaizumi enters
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???
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#0@64 Awoooo!!
Who's afraid of the big bad wolfwoman?
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Marisa
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#0@72 Not me, not me, not me~
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<Boss title>
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Kagerou
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#0@80 Oh yeah? Then I'll huff! And I'll puff!
And I'll blow your HAT OFF!!
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Marisa
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#0@88 Ya can skip that part.
Ah already said mah hat stays where it's at.
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Marisa
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#0@96 'Sides, wind don't scare anybody.
Maybe ya should switch to fire?
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Kagerou
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#0@104 What? Fire?
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Marisa
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#0@112 Think about it.
Wouldn't a fire breathing werewolf be total awesome?
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♪ (untranslated)
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Kagerou
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#0@120 ...you're a funny little girl.
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Kagerou
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#0@128 Stay a while and give your stories a spin.
I'll grab you and pack you by your chinny chin chin!
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Kagerou Imaizumi defeated
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Marisa
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#1@30 Nope, that won't do.
Yer still huffin' and puffin' too much.
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Marisa
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#1@38 At that rate, yer nev'r gonna becum a fire breathing wolf.
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Kagerou
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#1@46 But I was so close to blowing your hat off...
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Marisa
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#1@54 Nah, ya weren't.
Anyway, ever heard the story of the girl who cried wolf?
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Kagerou
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#1@62 Uh... I think so?
What about it?
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Marisa
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#1@70 Well, there once was a town where a girl lived,
who always came running into town, crying "Help! WOLF!"
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Marisa
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#1@78 An' then...
Hm, don' exactly remember the rest.
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Marisa
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#1@86 Ah think the wolf ran away with his tail on fire,
and all lived happily ever after. The end.
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Kagerou
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#1@94 That sounds horrible!
That's not how the story goes at all!
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Marisa
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#1@102 In mah version yeah it does.
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Marisa
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#1@110 Ah guess the moral of the story is:
Never put a campin' burner in the hands of a fire-crazy girl.
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Stage 4
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st04c.msg.jdiff
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Marisa
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#0@34 Ho dear, dat's a nice ol' buttermilk sky we havin' here.
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Marisa
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#0@42 Thunder, rain and lightning!
Very very frightening me!
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Benben Tsukumo enters
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???
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#0@110 Galileo!!
...I mean, Gotcha!!
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<Boss title>
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Benben
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#0@148 Aren't you the nerd who always sticks her nose
inside a book during lunch break?
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Marisa
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#0@156 And arent'cha the gal who ditches entire classes for band practice?
Or was it noise practice?
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Marisa
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#0@164 Ya gals always haveta make such a caterwauling every single day?
I should put a cork in yer pipe!
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Yatsuhashi Tsukumo enters
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Yatsuhashi
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#0@236 Hee~, what's that?
Are we playing too loud for your sensitive ears?
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Yatsuhashi
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#0@244 You hear that, Bianca?
I think our plan is working after all!
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Benben
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#0@252 You're right. Who knew that a simple polarity reversion
would put our amps up to eleven?
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Benben
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#0@260 Soon we'll shake the whole school to the ground
and make it our very own show stage!
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Benben
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#0@268 Not a single rock or metal girder shall
stand in the way of the Mysteryspasm Trio!
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Marisa
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#0@276 Trio?
Oh right, didn't ya gals also have a drummer?
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Marisa
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#0@284 Where she at?
Ah can throw a soft-pedal at all three of ya at once!
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Benben
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#0@292 Raimonda? ...if I had to guess,
she's off harrassing the marching band again.
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Benben
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#0@300 Hey Yola, go and get her quick.
I'll look out so this witch doesn't go anywhere.
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Yatsuhashi
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#0@308 Whaat? Why always me?
I just wanted to show her my new bass lines!
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Yatsuhashi
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#0@316 ...eh whatever. Be right back.
Just leave some of her eardrums intact for me!
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Yatsuhashi Tsukumo exits
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Marisa
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#0@324 Great, ah'm coming with ya.
Ah can light ya the way there.
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♪ (untranslated)
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Benben
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#0@332 Oh no, you don't!
You can't just leave in the middle of a guitar solo!
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Benben
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#0@340 I'll make you fire on that camping burner of yours
and nod your head off til no tomorrow!
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Benben
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#0@348 Mysteryspasm! SPAZZ ON!!
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Benben Tsukumo defeated
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Benben
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#1@30 Ahh geez,
what's Yolanda taking so long?
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Benben
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#1@38 I'll give! Please don't break my precious Gibson Les Paul!
It cost me $200!
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Marisa
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#1@46 Ooh, sounds like a lotter moneys.
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Marisa
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#1@54 ...but dat's nothing against the value
of mah precious 8-Star Power Burner!
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Benben
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#1@62 Looks like it could make for some awesome show effects...
Don't you wanna join us and become our pyrotechnician?
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Marisa
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#1@70 Again with the pyrotechnodoodles?
Didn't ah say already, ah know nuthin about thems.
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Marisa
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#1@78 Ah jus wanna know why mah burner keeps
spazzing out on me these days, is all.
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Benben
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#1@86 Hmm, I know just the place for you to go then.
Over there.
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Marisa
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#1@94 ...ha? What's there?
Ah'm just seein' clouds and all.
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Benben
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#1@102 Just follow the reversed polarity flow into the clouds.
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Benben
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#1@110 It will lead you directly the source of it all:
The Contrary Castle!
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Stage 5
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st05c.msg.jdiff
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Seija Kijin enters
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???
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#0@64 What? Waitwait whaat?
We have a visitor?
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???
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#0@72 Whaddya want here, missy?
You lost or something?
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???
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#0@80 Yep, that's probably it.
No wonder, with me around.
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Marisa
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#0@88 Lost? Nope, ah jus followed them polarity flows
and lookie what I found 'ere.
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Marisa
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#0@96 This 'ere must be the second craziest topsy-turvy
castle ah've ever seen in muh life.
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<Boss title>
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Seija
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#0@104 "Second craziest...?"
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Seija
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#0@112 Hold on, what's that there in your hand?
Can I have a look-see?
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Seija
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#0@120 Oh! My! Gosh! This is exactly what we need!
Gimme that thing!
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Marisa
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#0@128 Mah precious 8-star Power Burner?
Whadd'ya want with it?
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Seija
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#0@136 Well y'know, we're kinda planning to take over Mysteryland.
Me and my friend.
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Seija
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#0@144 But for that we first need a new power source.
Your tool here is the missing piece in our plan.
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Marisa
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#0@152 Get outta here! Ya mean ah could take over
Mystr'yland with this thang? Sounds awesome!
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Seija
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#0@160 'course not, don't be stupid now.
We just want the batteries inside it.
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Marisa
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#0@168 Ba-, batt'ries? Ya makin' a fool of me?
This thang don't take no batt'ries!
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Marisa
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#0@176 It runs on nothin' but magic, fire,
hard work, sweat and tough love!
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Seija
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#0@184 Are you sure?
Did you ever take a look inside?
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Marisa
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#0@192 Absolutely positively surely for a fact.
Ya thank muh uncle'd just give me a cheap electric toy?
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Seija
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#0@200 But then why's there such a strong
reverse polarity flow coming from it?
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♪ (untranslated)
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Seija
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#0@208 I gotta find out!
HAND IT OVER!!
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Seija Kijin defeated
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Seija
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#1@30 Aww! Goshfalldownthestairsdangit!
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Seija
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#1@38 Why do I always have to beat
my head against the wall?
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Marisa
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#1@46 Dunno? Guess it's the only
thang dat's not reversed in here?
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Marisa
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#1@54 Now tell me, what's up with muh power burner?
...or what's down, whatever.
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Seija
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#1@62 Your tool...
If it really isn't battery powered, then that means...
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Seija
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#1@70 It might be even stronger than
my friend's Magic Gizmo.
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Marisa
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#1@78 Magic Gizmo?
What's that...?
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Seija
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#1@86 I gotta run and tell her all about it.
Hope I'm not too late yet!
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Marisa
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#1@124 Hey, wait up!
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Marisa
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#1@132 Magic Gizmo, huh?
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Marisa
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#1@140 Before she said that, I was just mildly innerested.
Now I'm pretty much intrigued.
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Marisa
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#1@148 So there, ya leave me no choice.
This calls fer some good ol' fashioned chasin' after.
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Stage 6
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st06c.msg.jdiff
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Marisa
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#0@34 A'right, here's the plan:
1. Find the Magic Gizmo.
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Marisa
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#0@42 2. Grab the Magic Gizmo.
3. Get outta here with the Magic Gizmo!
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Shinmyoumaru Sukuna enters
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???
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#0@110 Helloooo?
Who's theeeere?
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???
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#0@148 That oversized hat of yours...
OH! I know you!
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???
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#0@156 You're that wicked witch!
Did you come to turn me into a giant?
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Marisa
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#0@164 Nah, sorry.
Ah'm not good with size changing spells.
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Marisa
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#0@172 Ah'm 'ere for sumthin' called a Magic Gizmo.
Seen any of thems around 'ere lately?
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???
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#0@180 Tehehee~
Indeed I have.
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???
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#0@188 Behold: My reverse polarity powered, incredible, unequalable,
sensational, never-seen-before, ultimate Mini-Mallet of Doom!
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Marisa
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#0@196 Dat's quite a mouthful.
Magic Gizmo sounds better.
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???
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#0@204 This thing used to be just a regular
little toy hammer, passed down by my ancenstors.
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<Boss title>
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@212 But one day I accidentally put in the batteries
in the wrong direction... and now:
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@220 It is the ultimate power tool that can
crush down the very fundament of Mysteryland!
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Marisa
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#0@228 Neat.
Just the thang I came 'ere for then.
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@236 Well, how about it?
You can have it if you want.
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@244 Under one condition of course:
Your Power Burner. Wanna trade?
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Marisa
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#0@252 Gee, I dunno.
I'm not one to trade stuff.
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Marisa
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#0@260 And what if the batteries run out?
Then it's gonna be useless.
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♪ (untranslated)
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@268 Ahahaha, oh no. Nonono.
These batteries never run out, I swear...
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Marisa
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#0@276 Lemme guess: Yer Magic Gizmo's just about
to run out of juice, that's why ya want my Power Burner.
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@284 Buh?... you think I just wanna fraud you?
How rude! You can't talk to me like that!
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@292 Sure, I may be small,
but that doesn't mean I have ulterior motives!
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Marisa
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#0@300 S'not because yer a shortie.
I jus don't trust anyone.
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@308 Gah! Then the trade is off, I guess.
You leave me no choice, I have to take it by force!
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Shinmyoumaru
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#0@316 With its last drop of inverse polarity power,
my Magic Gizmo will WIPE YOU OFF YOUR BROOM!!
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Shinmyoumaru Sukuna defeated
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