Mysteryland Mysteries 9: Melissa Story A

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The mystery, in which Melissa sees right through a nasty trade fraud.
Written by Splashman.

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Stage 1

Marisa

#0@34He-hee~. It's fishin' time! Lessee if they bite.

Wakasagihime enters

???

#0@102Owie! Cut it out!

<Boss title>

Wakasagihime

#0@144Can't you see I'm not a fish!

Marisa

#0@152Holee Mackarel! Caught me a biggun thar!

Marisa

#0@160Not sure about that upper half, but yer lower bit looks nice n' tasty.

Wakasagihime

#0@168You're really planning on eating me? Human methods get more barabaric every day.

Wakasagihime

#0@176But you'll see. Soon I'll become human myself, marry a handsome prince and rule the world!

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Wakasagihime defeated

Marisa

#1@34Peace a cake! Now it's time to fry this li'l fry here!

Marisa

#1@42Though actually, I'm gonna miss me her siren song...

Marisa

#1@50Ehh, never mind. Back in the water ya go.



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Stage 2

Marisa

#0@34Monsters be messin' around in this here parts of the town, eh?

Marisa

#0@42But who am I kiddin'? Them willow trees're pretty creepy in itself.

Sekibanki enters

???

#0@140HARRRHHH!!

<Boss title>

Sekibanki

#0@148What rides in the night? Why, it's the headless, horseless woman!

Marisa

#0@156Mm, saw ya lose yer head jus' before. Didya lose yer steed on the way too?

Sekibanki

#0@164You tremble not before me? Is my paralyzing cackle not making your hair stand?

Marisa

#0@172Mah mop stays nice n' comfy as it is, 'tween mah noggin and my hat.

Sekibanki

#0@180Oh, just you wait... there's an uprising in the works. Soon us monsters will rule again like in the old days.

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Sekibanki

#0@188And then you will tremble like there's no tomorrow! Tremble and lose your head in PANIC!

Sekibanki defeated

Sekibanki

#1@30Ow! Hey, be careful with my head! It's not a football, you know!

Marisa

#1@38Gotcha, gonna treat it like a precious vase from now on.

Marisa

#1@46Now give it 'ere. I still got two more seconds to touchdown.

Sekibanki

#1@54You can play that by yourself!

Sekibanki

#1@62Humans who don't tremble are no fun. I'm outta here!

Marisa

#1@70Hey, come back 'ere with dat ball! Killsport! Wet blanket! Yer disqualified!

Marisa

#1@78...done and gone. See that, coach? I won the game~!



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Stage 3

???

#0@64Awoooo!! Who's afraid of the big bad wolfwoman?

Marisa

#0@72Not me, not me, not me~

<Boss title>

Kagerou

#0@80Oh yeah? Then I'll huff! And I'll puff! And I'll blow your HAT OFF!!

Marisa

#0@88Ya can skip that part. Ah already said mah hat stays where it's at.

Marisa

#0@96'Sides, wind don't scare anybody. Maybe ya should switch to fire?

Kagerou

#0@104What? Fire?

Marisa

#0@112Think about it. Wouldn't a fire breathing werewolf be total awesome?

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Kagerou

#0@120...you're a funny little girl.

Kagerou

#0@128Stay a while and give your stories a spin. I'll grab you and pack you by your chinny chin chin!

Marisa

#1@30Nope, that won't do. Yer still huffin' and puffin' too much.

Marisa

#1@38At that rate, yer nev'r gonna becum a fire breathing wolf.

Kagerou

#1@46But I was so close to blowing your hat off...

Marisa

#1@54Nah, ya weren't. Anyway, ever heard the story of the girl who cried wolf?

Kagerou

#1@62Uh... I think so? What about it?

Marisa

#1@70Well, there once was a town where a girl lived, who always came running into town, crying "Help! WOLF!"

Marisa

#1@78An' then... Hm, don' exactly remember the rest.

Marisa

#1@86Ah think the wolf ran away with his tail on fire, and all lived happily ever after. The end.

Kagerou

#1@94That sounds horrible! That's not how the story goes at all!

Marisa

#1@102In mah version yeah it does.

Marisa

#1@110Ah guess the moral of the story is: Never put a campin' burner in the hands of a fire-crazy girl.


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Stage 4

Marisa

#0@34Ho dear, dat's a nice ol' buttermilk sky we havin' here.

Marisa

#0@42Thunder, rain and lightning! Very very frightening me!

Benben Tsukumo enters

???

#0@110Galileo!! ...I mean, Gotcha!!

<Boss title>

Benben

#0@148Aren't you the nerd who always sticks her nose inside a book during lunch break?

Marisa

#0@156And arent'cha the gal who ditches entire classes for band practice? Or was it noise practice?

Marisa

#0@164Ya gals always haveta make such a caterwauling every single day? I should put a cork in yer pipe!

Yatsuhashi Tsukumo enters

Yatsuhashi

#0@236Hee~, what's that? Are we playing too loud for your sensitive ears?

Yatsuhashi

#0@244You hear that, Bianca? I think our plan is working after all!

Benben

#0@252You're right. Who knew that a simple polarity reversion would put our amps up to eleven?

Benben

#0@260Soon we'll shake the whole school to the ground and make it our very own show stage!

Benben

#0@268Not a single rock or metal girder shall stand in the way of the Mysteryspasm Trio!

Marisa

#0@276Trio? Oh right, didn't ya gals also have a drummer?

Marisa

#0@284Where she at? Ah can throw a soft-pedal at all three of ya at once!

Benben

#0@292Raimonda? ...if I had to guess, she's off harrassing the marching band again.

Benben

#0@300Hey Yola, go and get her quick. I'll look out so this witch doesn't go anywhere.

Yatsuhashi

#0@308Whaat? Why always me? I just wanted to show her my new bass lines!

Yatsuhashi

#0@316...eh whatever. Be right back. Just leave some of her eardrums intact for me!

Yatsuhashi Tsukumo exits

Marisa

#0@324Great, ah'm coming with ya. Ah can light ya the way there.

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Benben

#0@332Oh no, you don't! You can't just leave in the middle of a guitar solo!

Benben

#0@340I'll make you fire on that camping burner of yours and nod your head off til no tomorrow!

Benben

#0@348Mysteryspasm! SPAZZ ON!!

Benben Tsukumo defeated

Benben

#1@30Ahh geez, what's Yolanda taking so long?

Benben

#1@38I'll give! Please don't break my precious Gibson Les Paul! It cost me $200!

Marisa

#1@46Ooh, sounds like a lotter moneys.

Marisa

#1@54...but dat's nothing against the value of mah precious 8-Star Power Burner!

Benben

#1@62Looks like it could make for some awesome show effects... Don't you wanna join us and become our pyrotechnician?

Marisa

#1@70Again with the pyrotechnodoodles? Didn't ah say already, ah know nuthin about thems.

Marisa

#1@78Ah jus wanna know why mah burner keeps spazzing out on me these days, is all.

Benben

#1@86Hmm, I know just the place for you to go then. Over there.

Marisa

#1@94...ha? What's there? Ah'm just seein' clouds and all.

Benben

#1@102Just follow the reversed polarity flow into the clouds.

Benben

#1@110It will lead you directly the source of it all: The Contrary Castle!


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Stage 5

???

#0@64What? Waitwait whaat? We have a visitor?

???

#0@72Whaddya want here, missy? You lost or something?

???

#0@80Yep, that's probably it. No wonder, with me around.

Marisa

#0@88Lost? Nope, ah jus followed them polarity flows and lookie what I found 'ere.

Marisa

#0@96This 'ere must be the second craziest topsy-turvy castle ah've ever seen in muh life.

<Boss title>

Seija

#0@104"Second craziest...?"

Seija

#0@112Hold on, what's that there in your hand? Can I have a look-see?

Seija

#0@120Oh! My! Gosh! This is exactly what we need! Gimme that thing!

Marisa

#0@128Mah precious 8-star Power Burner? Whadd'ya want with it?

Seija

#0@136Well y'know, we're kinda planning to take over Mysteryland. Me and my friend.

Seija

#0@144But for that we first need a new power source. Your tool here is the missing piece in our plan.

Marisa

#0@152Get outta here! Ya mean ah could take over Mystr'yland with this thang? Sounds awesome!

Seija

#0@160'course not, don't be stupid now. We just want the batteries inside it.

Marisa

#0@168Ba-, batt'ries? Ya makin' a fool of me? This thang don't take no batt'ries!

Marisa

#0@176It runs on nothin' but magic, fire, hard work, sweat and tough love!

Seija

#0@184Are you sure? Did you ever take a look inside?

Marisa

#0@192Absolutely positively surely for a fact. Ya thank muh uncle'd just give me a cheap electric toy?

Seija

#0@200But then why's there such a strong reverse polarity flow coming from it?

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Seija

#0@208I gotta find out! HAND IT OVER!!

Seija Kijin defeated

Seija

#1@30Aww! Goshfalldownthestairsdangit!

Seija

#1@38Why do I always have to beat my head against the wall?

Marisa

#1@46Dunno? Guess it's the only thang dat's not reversed in here?

Marisa

#1@54Now tell me, what's up with muh power burner? ...or what's down, whatever.

Seija

#1@62Your tool... If it really isn't battery powered, then that means...

Seija

#1@70It might be even stronger than my friend's Magic Gizmo.

Marisa

#1@78Magic Gizmo? What's that...?

Seija

#1@86I gotta run and tell her all about it. Hope I'm not too late yet!

Marisa

#1@124Hey, wait up!

Marisa

#1@132Magic Gizmo, huh?

Marisa

#1@140Before she said that, I was just mildly innerested. Now I'm pretty much intrigued.

Marisa

#1@148So there, ya leave me no choice. This calls fer some good ol' fashioned chasin' after.




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Stage 6

Marisa

#0@34A'right, here's the plan: 1. Find the Magic Gizmo.

Marisa

#0@422. Grab the Magic Gizmo. 3. Get outta here with the Magic Gizmo!

Shinmyoumaru Sukuna enters

???

#0@110Helloooo? Who's theeeere?

???

#0@148That oversized hat of yours... OH! I know you!

???

#0@156You're that wicked witch! Did you come to turn me into a giant?

Marisa

#0@164Nah, sorry. Ah'm not good with size changing spells.

Marisa

#0@172Ah'm 'ere for sumthin' called a Magic Gizmo. Seen any of thems around 'ere lately?

???

#0@180Tehehee~ Indeed I have.

???

#0@188Behold: My reverse polarity powered, incredible, unequalable, sensational, never-seen-before, ultimate Mini-Mallet of Doom!

Marisa

#0@196Dat's quite a mouthful. Magic Gizmo sounds better.

???

#0@204This thing used to be just a regular little toy hammer, passed down by my ancenstors.

<Boss title>

Shinmyoumaru

#0@212But one day I accidentally put in the batteries in the wrong direction... and now:

Shinmyoumaru

#0@220It is the ultimate power tool that can crush down the very fundament of Mysteryland!

Marisa

#0@228Neat. Just the thang I came 'ere for then.

Shinmyoumaru

#0@236Well, how about it? You can have it if you want.

Shinmyoumaru

#0@244Under one condition of course: Your Power Burner. Wanna trade?

Marisa

#0@252Gee, I dunno. I'm not one to trade stuff.

Marisa

#0@260And what if the batteries run out? Then it's gonna be useless.

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Shinmyoumaru

#0@268Ahahaha, oh no. Nonono. These batteries never run out, I swear...

Marisa

#0@276Lemme guess: Yer Magic Gizmo's just about to run out of juice, that's why ya want my Power Burner.

Shinmyoumaru

#0@284Buh?... you think I just wanna fraud you? How rude! You can't talk to me like that!

Shinmyoumaru

#0@292Sure, I may be small, but that doesn't mean I have ulterior motives!

Marisa

#0@300S'not because yer a shortie. I jus don't trust anyone.

Shinmyoumaru

#0@308Gah! Then the trade is off, I guess. You leave me no choice, I have to take it by force!

Shinmyoumaru

#0@316With its last drop of inverse polarity power, my Magic Gizmo will WIPE YOU OFF YOUR BROOM!!

Shinmyoumaru Sukuna defeated
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