Th14/Marisa B and the Great Weed Castle

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by ReimuCakes

Stage Uno

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Marisa	`#0@34`fuck its cold, i need a joint
	Wakasagihime enters
???	`#0@102`BITCH!
	<Boss title>
Wakasagihime	`#0@144`so you're the one who's been taking my weed!
Marisa	`#0@152`gurl you need to calm yo tits
Marisa	`#0@160`what is a fuckin mermaid doing with ganja?
Wakasagihime	`#0@168`i know you! you're that fucking thief marisa
Wakasagihime	`#0@176`prepare for elimination hoe
	♪ (untranslated)
	Wakasagihime defeated
Marisa	`#1@34`what a bitch
Marisa	`#1@42`i can take as much dube as i want

Stage Tuno

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Marisa	`#0@34`SHIT! them youkai be trippin' over some fucking weed
Marisa	`#0@42`where da fuck did that midboss go?
	Sekibanki enters
???	`#0@140`WHORE!
	<Boss title>
Sekibanki	`#0@148`you be cheating using marisa b
Marisa	`#0@156`you jelly bro?
Sekibanki	`#0@164`of course not bitch, i'm obviously ZUN's new favorite gurl
Marisa	`#0@172`HAHAHAHA! you dumb hoe, you're never going to be a PC the aki sisters would get their own game before you would!
Sekibanki	`#0@180`you...
	♪ (untranslated)
Sekibanki	`#0@188`BITCH!
	Sekibanki defeated
Sekibanki	`#1@30`FUCK YOU, YOU CHEAP OP CHEATER!
Marisa	`#1@38`lol, ZUN knows i'm da best
Marisa	`#1@46`the b stands for BALLIN'
Sekibanki	`#1@54`more like bitch!
Sekibanki	`#1@62`i swear, when i'm the 4th playable character i'm goi-
Marisa	`#1@70`HAHAHA, OH MY GOD! STOP! i can't take that much bullshit!
Marisa	`#1@78`see ya never bitch!

Stage Threeno

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	Kagerou Imaizumi enters
???	`#0@64`so you be coming to forcibly make me tell you where the great weed castle be at?
Marisa	`#0@72`the great weed castle?
	<Boss title>
Kagerou	`#0@80`FUCK! u be tellin me you dont know about da great weed castle but I let u know?
Marisa	`#0@88`yep, you fucked up
Marisa	`#0@96`so tell me about this great weed castle
Kagerou	`#0@104`well i would be telling you that the great weed castle is made outa weed, but i'm not that dumb
Marisa	`#0@112`HOLY SHIT!
Marisa	`#0@120`a castle made outa weed, this i gotta see
Marisa	`#0@128`tell me more!
	♪ awoooooooooo
Kagerou	`#0@136`FUCK! i fucked up agian!
Kagerou	`#0@144`you'll never get anymore information about the great weed castle that's located in the sky!
	Kagerou Imaizumi defeated
Marisa	`#1@30`so...
Marisa	`#1@38`what else can you tell me about this weed castle that's located in the sky?
Marisa	`#1@46`i'ma be getting [11] tonight
Kagerou	`#1@54`bitch you know you be not invited...
Marisa	`#1@62`DA FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?
Kagerou	`#1@70`the castle is be not open for you, i was here to mislead you into thinkin that it be just a myth
Kagerou	`#1@78`shinmyoumaru be the one owning the joint joint
Marisa	`#1@86`SHINMYOUMARU!? THAT BITCH!
Marisa	`#1@94`i just take some of her weed one time and then she doesn't invite me when she gets a dube fort
Kagerou	`#1@102`she has a personal army of stoners to protect her stash
Kagerou	`#1@110`she also has a army of prostitutes too
Marisa	`#1@118`fuck! i need to see this!
Kagerou	`#1@126`can i be going now?
Marisa	`#1@134`sure whatever, go back to the crack house you crawled out of
Marisa	`#1@142`shinmyoumaru... you'll regret me taking weed from you!

Stage Fourno

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Marisa	`#0@34`HOLY SHIT! all this smoke must be from that castle!
Marisa	`#0@42`now... will i be dealing with shinmyoumaru's stoners or hookers first?
	Yatsuhashi Tsukumo enters
???	`#0@110`DICK!
	<Boss title>
Yatsuhashi	`#0@148`how dare you approach shinmyoumaru's castle!
Marisa	`#0@156`whelp, i guess i'm dealin' with the hookers first..
Marisa	`#0@164`yo, i'm getting in-
	Benben Tsukumo enters
Benben	`#0@236`I'M NOT A PROSTITUTE YOU THIRSTY DICKFACE!
Benben	`#0@244`GET OVER HERE YOU FAGGOT! YOU WANT SOME OF ME!?
Yatsuhashi	`#0@252`chill bro, i got this
Yatsuhashi	`#0@260`you go back and deal with that reimu bitch
Yatsuhashi	`#0@268`anyways what this thirsty bitch needs is some motherfuckin' koto! not some lame-ass biwa.
Marisa	`#0@276`biwa? i thought you were carrying a baby toilet
Marisa	`#0@284`also, da fuck's a koto? some cheap chinese guitar bootleg?
Yatsuhashi	`#0@292`you gaijin idiot!
Yatsuhashi	`#0@300`i'll teach you what a fuckin' koto is!
Benben	`#0@308`yeah you teach her ass really good!
Benben	`#0@316`bye bitches!
	Benben Tsukumo exits
Marisa	`#0@324`fuck, all i just want to do is get some fuckin' weed and then some whore expects me to know what a fuckin' koto is
	♪ (untranslated)
Yatsuhashi	`#0@332`don't underestimate me
Yatsuhashi	`#0@340`your days of living are fucked!
Yatsuhashi	`#0@348`NOW YOU SHALL KNOW THE TRUE POWER OF THE KOTO!
	Yatsuhashi Tsukumo defeated
Yatsuhashi	`#1@30`fuck...
Yatsuhashi	`#1@38`shinmyoumaru I have failed you...
Marisa	`#1@46`alright how much is a night?
Marisa	`#1@54`i'm not planning on getting high without getting laid to!
Yatsuhashi	`#1@62`we are not shinmyoumaru's hookers
Yatsuhashi	`#1@70`they're inside the castle
Marisa	`#1@78`you sure look like a despite whore
Yatsuhashi	`#1@86`have you looked in a mirror bitch? your hat makes you look like the biggest slut in town
Marisa	`#1@94`lol, your just butthurt that you too ratchet to get laid
Marisa	`#1@102`i wonder...
Marisa	`#1@110`does this hat really make me look like a slut?
Marisa	`#1@118`so since your just a stoner bitch you better let me in this castle or your gettin a whippin
Yatsuhashi	`#1@126`...
Yatsuhashi	`#1@134`fine
Yatsuhashi	`#1@142`you better watch your ass, shinmyoumaru ain't no hoe

Stage Fiveno

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	Seija Kijin enters
???	`#0@64`what the fuck are you doing here!?
???	`#0@72`this is shinmyoumaru's private stash!
???	`#0@80`get out of here before i destroy your ass!
Marisa	`#0@88`the fuck!
Marisa	`#0@96`YOUR THE HOOKER!?
	<Boss title>
Seija	`#0@104`yeah... got a problem with that?
Marisa	`#0@112`your the ugliest fucking hoe i've ever seen!
Marisa	`#0@120`i knew shinmyoumaru had bad taste, but shiiiit man, i never knew a bitch could be so hideous
Seija	`#0@128`look who's talking
Seija	`#0@136`that slutty-ass hat must be so you can cover your disfigured face
Marisa	`#0@144`wat? sorry i'm 2 busy gettn hi here
Seija	`#0@152`GET YOUR FUCKING WHORE HANDS OFF THAT WEED!
Seija	`#0@160`shinmyoumaru will have you beheaded for this!
Seija	`#0@168`first you trespassed your ass into here, then you insult me, and then you smoke her weed.
Seija	`#0@176`what do you have to say for yourself?
Marisa	`#0@184`fuck i don't know, i'm so high right now
Seija	`#0@192`I TOLD YOU TO STOP SMOKING THE FUCKING WEED, IT'S NOT YOURS!
Marisa	`#0@200`i can't man...
Marisa	`#0@208`this weed is sooo goood man, i just can't stop smoking it...
Seija	`#0@216`you bitch!
Seija	`#0@224`i guess you won't fuck off like a decent fucking human being!
Seija	`#0@232`i might just be a prostitute
	♪ (untranslated)
Seija	`#0@240`but i know to fuck up some ass!
	Seija Kijin defeated
Seija	`#1@30`shit...
Seija	`#1@38`i knew i should've brought the rifle down here...
Marisa	`#1@46`dude, the screen's spinning and spinning...
Marisa	`#1@54`i've never had such good weed in my life
Seija	`#1@62`...
Seija	`#1@70`shinmyoumaru will put your ass in place
Seija	`#1@78`mark my words...
Marisa	`#1@116`whoa man, where did you go?
Marisa	`#1@124`shit was that obama or somthin?
Marisa	`#1@132`shit i forgot to bring my phone, how i'm suppose to post this to r/trees now?
Marisa	`#1@140`fuck it, this is my stash now!

Stage Sixno

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Marisa	`#0@34`whoa man, i've never been so fucking high before
Marisa	`#0@42`too bad there aren't any good hookers here
	Shinmyoumaru Sukuna enters
???	`#0@110`CUNT!
???	`#0@148`look who's sorry slutty thief ass showed up!
???	`#0@156`i knew you couldn't resist taking even more of my weed!
Marisa	`#0@164`shit man, i needed that weed back then, the least you could do is let me have this castle
???	`#0@172`FUCK YOU! I spent 5 years collecting this much weed!
???	`#0@180`one of my orders was from undercover cop even since then they've been on my ass
	<Boss title>
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@188`i've had to hide up here in the freezing ass clouds to avoid the cops.
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@196`Do you think i'm just gonna let a bitch like you take it?
Marisa	`#0@204`yes
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@212`well your wrong! I don't forgive, I don't forget! I-
Marisa	`#0@220`lololol why would i be afraid of a 3 year old with a dumb toy hammer?
Marisa	`#0@228`listen shitmoofukyu... i've already declared this stash as mine already
Marisa	`#0@236`so you need to move your ass outa here!
	♪ badass midget tehme
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@244`lolololol!
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@252`i'm not going anywhere bitch.
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@260`but your sad existence is almost over
Marisa	`#0@268`the joke is on you, i'm using marisa b
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@276`i have my own OP abilities to rival your cheep ass
Shinmyoumaru	`#0@284`PREPARE FOR ANNIHILATION HOE!
	Shinmyoumaru Sukuna defeated

Th14/Marisa B and the Great Weed Castle

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Stage Uno

Stage Tuno

Stage Threeno

Stage Fourno

Stage Fiveno

Stage Sixno

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