Th14/Reimu A's Scenario/en-lol

From Touhou Patch Center
Jump to navigation Jump to search
This page is a translated version of the page Th14/Reimu A's Scenario and the translation is 95% complete.


Gnome-colors-gtk-edit.svg st01a.msg.jdiff

Reimu

#0@34why cant these faggets shut up im fuckin busy i mean i didn't ask to get raped by a fairy

Wakasagihime enters

???

#0@102yo bitch

<Boss title>

Wakasagihime

#0@144arent u that fuckin shirn maiden

Reimu

#0@152lol your a fuckin fish was your dad a fish or somethin

Reimu

#0@160your just a fuckin weak youkai anyway lol

Wakasagihime

#0@168im gettin real tired of ur shit

Wakasagihime

#0@176i should do your ass in

(untranslated)
Wakasagihime defeated

Reimu

#1@34calm your tits gurl

Reimu

#1@42what the fuck is happening

Reimu

#1@50my miko shtick is actin all shitty too


Gnome-colors-gtk-edit.svg st02a.msg.jdiff

Reimu

#0@34oh my god now theyre fuckin shit up here too

Reimu

#0@42i swear this is a fukin incident

Sekibanki enters

???

#0@110shet youre a fast motherfucka

<Boss title>

Sekibanki

#0@148you here to kick my ass?

Reimu

#0@156lol you fuckin fagget fail youkai youre not supposed to just march right up to me

Reimu

#0@164ill be wiping yer ass of the floor in like a minute

Sekibanki

#0@172shit it's true

Sekibanki

#0@180if you don't do shit then the humans don't do shit

Reimu

#0@188lol fagget stfu you just think you sound so fuckin cool fagget

Sekibanki

#0@196fagget

(untranslated)

Sekibanki

#0@204ill make you get nightmares every time yukari gives you head

Sekibanki defeated

Sekibanki

#1@30fagget you cheated or something fuckin fagget

Reimu

#1@38bitch i do this evry day lol

Sekibanki

#1@46wait wait wait arent you reimu

Reimu

#1@54yeah fagget

Sekibanki

#1@62holy fuck


Gnome-colors-gtk-edit.svg st03a.msg.jdiff
Kagerou Imaizumi enters

???

#0@64u here to kick my hairy ass

Reimu

#0@72lol why is everyone a fucking masochist

Reimu

#0@80u want some beating? huh? huh?

<Boss title>

Kagerou

#0@88what the fuck is that what you think

Kagerou

#0@96maybe they just like fighting have you ever considered that faget

Reimu

#0@104no way

Kagerou

#0@112yes way, they like you because your strong

Kagerou

#0@120even I want to get my ass kicked by you

Reimu

#0@128why

Reimu

#0@136your not even causin trouble

Reimu

#0@144though i havent really kicked much ass lately

Kagerou

#0@152u wot m8

awoooooooooo

Kagerou

#0@160fight me irl

Reimu

#0@168motherfucker

Kagerou

#0@176ill kick yer fuckin ass with my spell cardz

Kagerou Imaizumi defeated

Reimu

#1@30lol your a werewolf i bet you have realy thick pubes

Kagerou

#1@38what the fuck you won. hax.

Reimu

#1@46thats because your a fagget lel

Reimu

#1@54trololol

Reimu

#1@62fuck i got pubes on my miko stick

Kagerou

#1@70faggot reimu fuck

Kagerou

#1@78i didn't even wanna fight u

Reimu

#1@86lol are you tsundere or somethin

Kagerou

#1@94no its cause my pubes fall out

Reimu

#1@102disgusting fagget wolf


Gnome-colors-gtk-edit.svg st04a.msg.jdiff

Reimu

#0@34why the fuck is it raining why does it always have to rain

Reimu

#0@42what kind of fagget youkai is making it rain

Benben Tsukumo enters

???

#0@110me

<Boss title>

Benben

#0@148lol you look tough

Reimu

#0@156i bet it was you fagget

Reimu

#0@164suck my cock

Yatsuhashi Tsukumo enters

Yatsuhashi

#0@236woah are we sucking cocks here? can i suck one onee-chan?

Yatsuhashi

#0@244you want all the cocks for yourself onee-chan

Benben

#0@252lol no faggot, shes mine

Benben

#0@260lol yatsuhashi you fagget

Benben

#0@268by the way your rod has werewolf pubes on it

Reimu

#0@276i think my rod is a tsukumogami

Reimu

#0@284whose the purple fagget

Benben

#0@292uh

Benben

#0@300thats my sister she's a total fucking faggot

Yatsuhashi

#0@308oh my god benben you get all the cocks can i please have just one cock

Yatsuhashi

#0@316i fucking hate you i'll just use your dildos

Yatsuhashi Tsukumo exits

Reimu

#0@324eww

(untranslated)

Benben

#0@332oh my god those are my dildos

Benben

#0@340why did you have to fucking bring up cocks

Benben

#0@348ill shank you

Benben Tsukumo defeated

Benben

#1@30ok ok ok

Benben

#1@38fine fine i submit

Reimu

#1@46so tell me about the incident fagget

Reimu

#1@54like now

Benben

#1@62well it all went like this

Benben

#1@70im suddenly getting super strong lately

Benben

#1@78even though im a tool

Reimu

#1@86you certainly are

Benben

#1@94that's not what i fucking meant. dont you even see.

Reimu

#1@102see what

Benben

#1@110the fucking castle. In the fucking sky. *points*


Gnome-colors-gtk-edit.svg st05a.msg.jdiff
Seija Kijin enters

???

#0@64who the fuck are you

???

#0@72gtfo this castle

???

#0@80nno srlsy gtfo.

Reimu

#0@88lolnope

Reimu

#0@96ur behind the incident arent you

<Boss title>

Seija

#0@104oh fuck! youre reimu

Seija

#0@112your rod is acting fucking weird

Seija

#0@120i think shinmyoumaru was fucking with it

Reimu

#0@128who

Seija

#0@136omfg what the fuck

Seija

#0@144you just had to screw with my plans bitch

Reimu

#0@152holy shet

Reimu

#0@160are you seriously tryin to screw with society

Seija

#0@168ye

Seija

#0@176so fuck off

Reimu

#0@184what the actual fuck.

Reimu

#0@192i just

Seija

#0@200lol butthurt

Seija

#0@208but seriously my plan is good so fuck off.

Seija

#0@216oh what the hell you're not going to

(untranslated)

Seija

#0@224lol die then

Seija Kijin defeated

Seija

#1@30so what did u think of my screen-flipping

Seija

#1@38cool innit

Reimu

#1@46WHAT THE FUCK. I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK

Reimu

#1@54YOU CAN'T FUCKING DO THAT IN A DANMAKU GAME.

Seija

#1@62says who

Seija

#1@70i still think your butthurt

Seija

#1@78besides, you still beat me

Reimu

#1@116i cant fucking believe her

Reimu

#1@124thats just fucking cheating

Reimu

#1@132fuck


Gnome-colors-gtk-edit.svg st06a.msg.jdiff

Reimu

#0@34hey

Reimu

#0@42heeeeeeey

Reimu

#0@50come the fuck out

Shinmyoumaru Sukuna enters

???

#0@118the fuck

???

#0@156oh reimu hi

???

#0@164oh cool, your rod got my powerz

???

#0@172that must mean you want to be my ally lol

Reimu

#0@180fuck no

???

#0@188come ooooon, you'd be a super terrific fluffy ally

???

#0@196gensokyo would be like so easy to overthrow

Reimu

#0@204i said fuck no fagget

Reimu

#0@212who the fuck do you think i am

<Boss title>

Shinmyoumaru

#0@220tools are just fucking ignored

Shinmyoumaru

#0@228you fagget

Shinmyoumaru

#0@236you just fucking use them

Shinmyoumaru

#0@244to make you happy

Reimu

#0@252so?

Shinmyoumaru

#0@260it's about fucking time they were fucking happy too

Shinmyoumaru

#0@268fuck

Reimu

#0@276your a fucking loon

Shinmyoumaru

#0@284plz plz plz just help me reimu

Reimu

#0@292i said fucking no like three times

Reimu

#0@300can't you get that into your fucking skull

badass midget tehme

Shinmyoumaru

#0@308your just a fagget with too much power

Shinmyoumaru

#0@316and you smell like werewolf pubes

Shinmyoumaru

#0@324im even more powerful than you

Shinmyoumaru

#0@332my hammer can grant wishes

Reimu

#0@340fuck

Shinmyoumaru

#0@348fuck indeed

Shinmyoumaru

#0@356im gunna whoop yer ass

Shinmyoumaru Sukuna defeated