Th14.5/Ichirin's Scenario in English

Translations from https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Urban_Legend_in_Limbo/Story/Ichirin%27s_Scenario

Stage 1

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Ichirin	Hey, hey! You've got a ball, right? Gimme, gimme!
Futo	That ought to mean, you possess a ball as well?
Futo	Very well! I will accept the challenge.
Futo	My Urban Legend is Okiku-san. Tremble in fear!
Ichirin	Heh heh, Okiku-san? That's so dated!
Ichirin	Of course you got Okiku-san!
	⧼lose⧽
Futo	I think she's plenty stylish, though, Okiku-san...
	⧼win⧽
Ichirin	When it comes to Urban Legends, newer means stronger, obviously!
Futo	Ugh. This time I shall I concede the victory.

Stage 2

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Ichirin	Where should I go next?
Ichirin	Oh, Ms. Marisa!
Ichirin	Thanks to our fight, I've awakened to the joy of collecting balls.
Ichirin	I've already gathered four.
Marisa	Hmm. Oh, really?
Ichirin	We shall be having a match today too, no?
Ichirin	Even if it gets stolen, it comes back somehow if I just wait a bit, anyway.
Marisa	You really oughta take it easy, playing with the balls.
Marisa	Well, that's what I came here today to tell you, but it seems like you won't be listening anyway.
Ichirin	I'm glad you understand. Let's go!
	⧼lose⧽
Marisa	So I've gotten another ball again...
	⧼win⧽
Ichirin	That really wasn't much of a fight.
Ichirin	It wasn't like you, either.
Marisa	Well, I'm just not feelin' it right now.
Marisa	Anyhow, just two more to go, huh? For you, that is.
Ichirin	I wonder who has the last two?
Marisa	Hmm, there's another one way up in the sky. That's what my nose tells me.
Ichirin	In the sky...? Why are you telling me though?
Marisa	Not sure myself.
Marisa	I guess I just wanna see what'll happen when you gather 'em all.

Stage 3

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Ichirin	When you say "in the sky", this place becomes suspicious.
Ichirin	It's been bothering me for a while now: why is this castle upside down? Construction defect?
Shinmyoumaru	Hey, you, you've got lotsa Occult Balls, right?
Ichirin	Hmph. Who's asking?
Shinmyoumaru	I am a descendant of the proud inchling race. Come, and humbly do battle with me!
Ichirin	Inchlings? I had no idea...
Shinmyoumaru	If you're going to underestimate me just because I'm small, you're seriously going to get hurt!
Ichirin	*giggle* I wonder what kind of Urban Legend an inchling would use.
Shinmyoumaru	What's so funny?
Ichirin	I was just thinking that "tiny things are cute"...
Ichirin	After all, I use an urban legend that's eight shaku tall.
Shinmyoumaru	I-if you think bigger means better, then you're sorely mistaken!
Shinmyoumaru	Realize the terror that is becoming the plaything of the small!
	⧼main_2⧽
Shinmyoumaru	文章A
	⧼lose⧽
Shinmyoumaru	Weak! So big but so weak!
	⧼win⧽
Ichirin	Whew, I finally beat you!
Ichirin	I guess bigger really is better. I'll be taking that ball!
Shinmyoumaru	Take it, you thief!
Shinmyoumaru	*sob sob* I can't believe I lost!
Shinmyoumaru	The rumor said that if I gathered seven balls I could get big and everything!
Ichirin	What kind of super-specific rumor is that?
Ichirin	Honestly, what are the Occult Balls really, anyway?
Shinmyoumaru	My plan was to wait for someone to gather six balls and steal them all at once, but...
Shinmyoumaru	I guess whoever's holding lots of balls must be pretty strong... I miscalculated.
Ichirin	You really sound like a sore loser. A loser's excuses always sound so miserable!
Shinmyoumaru	Actually, I know who has the last ball, but I guess you don't want me to tell you.
Ichirin	I'm sorry. Though your body is small, your spirit is truly great.
Shinmyoumaru	Hmph. Well, it doesn't matter to me which one of you gets them all.
Shinmyoumaru	Allow me to tell you!
Shinmyoumaru	The remaining balls are in the hands of that pompous hermit. She's gotten six of them too.
Ichirin	Huh? I thought there were only seven of them?
Shinmyoumaru	She's tough, though? You're no match for her, probably!

Stage 4

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Miko	I say, so it appears you've been gathering the Occult Balls as well.
Ichirin	Out of everyone, the last one is you? That's rough... <balloon$a15x3> This is definitely gonna be some seriously nasty Urban Legend, ugh.
Miko	Incidentally, do you realize what these balls are?
Ichirin	Once you gather seven of them, you attain enlightenment. They are balls coveted by monks.
Miko	Ha ha ha! You've been led around by such an idiotic rumor?
Miko	You fool! These things are nothing like that! As if gathering them could ever lead to enlightenment.
Ichirin	Whaaat?
Miko	Once the urban legends started spreading around, I decided to look into the origins of each and every rumor.
Miko	And what did I find? Why, that most of them were spread by those near the shrine.
Ichirin	Really, is that so?
Miko	I imagine they were taking measures to render the materialized urban legends harmless.
Miko	By skillfully manipulating the rumors, they would prevent danger before it occurs.
Miko	But the Occult Balls alone are different.
Miko	I wasn't able to find the source of the rumors about them.
Miko	However, I staked out the shrine for several days, and suddenly the truth revealed itself.
Ichirin	Oh? Go on.
Miko	I could only see her shadow, but it was unmistakably...
Miko	A human from outside! These balls are from the Outside World!
Ichirin	What!?
Ichirin	<balloon$a15x3> ...Or, couldn't you just have guessed as much?
Ichirin	I mean, don't the urban legends we're all using only come from the Outside World?
Miko	My, that's quite observant of you.
Miko	So, knowing that, you still chose to gather the balls?
Miko	Heh heh heh, very well then.
Miko	If you have no fear of the unknown, I shall be your opponent.
Miko	Let us wager all of the Occult Balls! But the one who gets their hands on them could find themselves in quite an unfortunate situation!
	⧼main_2⧽
Miko	文章A
	⧼lose⧽
Miko	I'm more suit to possess the balls than you.