Marisa Kirisame's moon adventure

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Fst Stag

Marisa

#0@34shit bro taht wus sum dank wed reisen gav meh fer dis

Seiran enters

???

#0@102FAGGOT HAS BEEN DETECTED!

<Boss title>

Seiran

#0@144"ground contrl to majr tom." "i found a flying faget in my vision."

Seiran

#0@152"i'mma smash it with mah mallet"

Marisa

#0@160iz taht wun o dose fiyah emblim thingies ur doin ther?

Seiran

#0@168wtf is a fire emblem?

♪ bunny no.1 them

Seiran

#0@176ahh who cares imma gonna crack ya skull

Seiran defeated

Seiran

#1@34fukin damnit i thought this was easy

Seiran

#1@42i mean ur so fukin high right now how the fuk u still this strong

Marisa

#1@50eyy u luk liek wun o thos lunarian buns i saw liek in dat mango years ago

Seiran

#1@58shit weve been found out by a high witch

Marisa

#1@66huld un didnt eirin tell us sumthin bout u buns about purifying or somethin?

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Snd Stag

Marisa

#0@34holy fukin shit dem lil shits r goin gung ho un me rite nao.

Marisa

#0@42ahh man waht hte fuk did taht eirin persn said…

Ringo enters

???

#0@110I'm just a baaad boy-oy-

<Boss title>

Ringo

#0@152-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy- oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy-oy

Marisa

#0@160holy fukin shit bruh

Marisa

#0@168i dun think ye cn git taht in hte ballons ye got in here

Ringo

#0@176well fuk me. ya just had to ruin my musical mood.

Ringo

#0@184no wonder they said earth stunk

♪ bunny no.2 them

Ringo

#0@192also u beat up seiran who was jus fukin purifyin stuff u dik

Ringo

#0@200nao imma try and one shot ya becuz fukin 2hu is 2 fukin easy

Ringo defeated

Ringo

#1@34fuk im beat

Marisa

#1@42tahts cuz i hav teh lazuhs uf hte grup u dong head

Ringo

#1@50well now i hav the munchies…

Marisa

#1@58hold on waht hte fuk m’i spose to do nao

Ringo

#1@66go thru sum trippy space stage and shit?

Marisa

#1@74wiht my hi mood rite nao taht sunds prets fun

Ringo

#1@82ugh i mite see if thers any food clos by i guess

Ringo

#1@90if they want me bak to hte lunatic capital tell em to fuk off

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Trd Stag

Marisa

#0@34holy shit da fuk i'm back in LLS all over again.

Doremy Sweet enters

???

#0@102fuk me.

<Boss title>

Doremy

#0@140they not gun be bak here any time soon. let ther be new 2hus please

Doremy

#0@148now how dafaq r u her rite nao? like fukin how?

Marisa

#0@156my magic wed.

Doremy

#0@164either that shit was dank as fcuk or someone set u up

Doremy

#0@172u havnt pissd on sum jerk hav u?

Marisa

#0@180fukin patchy mite b jelly taht i took alice to kfc

Marisa

#0@188atht or et wus all thos porno books i try nd do bed magic er som shit.

Doremy

#0@196wow ur so fukn rude to whoevr the fuk thos two are.

♪ dream eater song

Doremy

#0@204i hav thes prets bullshit non spells wit me so ur gun gam ovr.

Doremy

#0@212itll swirl nd get so fukn fast youll just fukn sit ther.

Doremy Sweet defeated

Doremy

#1@34u fukn bomb spamming fagget.

Doremy

#1@42at least ur gun b stuk in dis dream so ur rude ass ain’t goin anywher

Marisa

#1@50butt im hedin to hte lunr capitl or sum shit.

Doremy

#1@58ur goin to the same place the bun lord nd beetl came from now?

Marisa

#1@66yer taht plce i gess. i hope they gut da A grade pot up ther also.

Doremy

#1@74just lemme say ur gunna die up ther if ur not carful enough

Doremy

#1@82ppl on the moon think 2hu is shit nd just play cave shmups all day

Marisa

#1@90but liek nutin is wung wit evac

Doremy

#1@98omfg ur so hi ur speekin wrds bakwrds how is taht possibl?

Doremy

#1@106fukn anywy they also prefr to not git hit at all

Doremy

#1@114so ur srry ass bettr b prepard or ur gun git gud nd die.

Marisa

#1@122Lol K.

Doremy

#1@130omfg u stil dun giv a shit about hte plot of dis gam?

Doremy

#1@138rip in fucking peace then.



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Frth Stag

Marisa

#0@34holy shet bruh

Marisa

#0@42all teh yin yan rbs ah shootin at meh n' shit. i dun tak anithin yit tho.

Marisa

#0@50haha oh mang dis weed iz givin me teh tiem of me life buh he he he.

Marisa

#0@58liek im in a drem ur sum shet sanna clus wus goin un ebout.

Sagume Kishin enters

<Boss title>

Sagume

#0@160...

Marisa

#0@168eyy bruh

Sagume

#0@176leave us alone already.

Sagume

#0@184...

Marisa

#0@192buh why imma gun sav giensokyah.

Marisa

#0@200cuz liek ur bein a buncha dickbegs er sum shiet liek dat.

Sagume

#0@208(what have i ended up with?)

Marisa

#0@216but liek relly y ye gutta rein cavs all ovr gensatokyo liek that.

Marisa

#0@224an liek why m'ai seein na wanwan at all mov round no shet?

Sagume

#0@232...do i have to fucking fight?

♪ one winged angle gurl vershun

Marisa

#0@240YEEE BURRH! dats 'ow we do it 2huu stile bruhh.

Marisa

#0@248feah me lazah bems nd sparks nd missiles nd otha shet i mite do.

Sagume Kishin defeated

Sagume

#1@34y'know that smell seems really familiar.

Sagume

#1@42like thats fucking yagokoro's weed like holy shit that was the best stuff.

Sagume

#1@50that's why my yin yang spam didn't stop you.

Marisa

#1@58ehhya ethrins wed helpd meh?

Marisa

#1@66wai rnt u teh 1 orderin the cavs n shet 2 tak ovr gensaokow?

Sagume

#1@74wow your really fucking outta it.

Sagume

#1@82but yes i've been the one behind this transfer to gensokyo due to some really fucking annoying thing

Marisa

#1@90shet bruh

Sagume

#1@98i mean we'd all kill you and take over the fucking place.

Sagume

#1@106but fucking christ i'd never think that 2hus would triumph over us

Sagume

#1@114then again we're now 2hus.

Marisa

#1@122damn fukn tootin

Sagume

#1@130the fucking irony that this means for us.

Sagume

#1@138anyway since your here you can wipe out the fucker for us so we don't have to kill everyone.

Sagume

#1@146just fucking suplex the asshats.

Marisa

#1@154whaaaaaaaaaaa?

Sagume

#1@162though idk how tho

Sagume

#1@170your fukin marisa ya hitbox is big as fuk bro.

Sagume

#1@178shits gonna be easy so pray your fuckin attacks are hard enough

Sagume

#1@186and perhaps you'll get away with getting to the extra also

Marisa

#1@194dood dis is faked up en a hef

Marisa

#1@202bet i wel fukn blaz thru it all bruh

Sagume

#1@210best fucking hope that.

Sagume

#1@218now lets not wait a fucking month for this shit to happen

Sagume

#1@226beat the fbs face in

Sagume

#1@234and we'll give you all our weed as a reward

Sagume

#1@242also the next stage is easy as- FUCK.



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Fith Stag

Clownpiece enters

???

#2@50WELCOME TO THE GREATEST LAND IN THE UNIVERSE 'MERRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!

???

#2@180C'MON MY PATRIOTS! WE MUST SHOW THIS COMMUNIST PIG WHOS THE BIG BOYS ARE AROUND HERE!

???

#2@330I CAN SUCK THREE DICKS AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME!

Clownpiece exits

Marisa

#0@34woaah da fuk noa

Marisa

#0@42im on hte fukn moon

Marisa

#0@50dis is eth busstes hi en me lyf bruuuu. whacha gut un me worl?

Marisa

#0@58bu dood wha wus sephie lady taukin abut to me un savin eth moon roons ur somethin?

Marisa

#0@66liek sum anoyin shets ar fukin runin ramped er sumthin fuked.

Marisa

#0@74nd hte mon ppl ar liek "wai du fak kantai collect all dis fuk"?

Marisa

#0@82wai wha du ey wan ta get nao?

Clownpiece enters

???

#0@180FELLOW CITIZEN ARE YOU CERTIFIED TO BE GETTING THIS HIGH ON OUR SOIL?

???

#0@188CAUSE THAT IS QUITE ILLEGAL ON AMERICAN SOIL.

Marisa

#0@196fuk uwa?

<Boss title>

Clownpiece

#0@204DO YOU HAVE THE DOCTORS CERTIFICATE TO CERTIFY THAT YOU NEED THIS WEED RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW?

Clownpiece

#0@212IF NOT THERE WITH BE SOME DIRE CONSEQUENCES IF YOU DO NOT OBEY THE LAND OF THE FREES RULES!

Marisa

#0@220uwao ur litrl shetpostin maed en2 a fukn fary wit ur ludy librty luk.

Clownpiece

#0@228THE FUCK YOU SAY NOW?

Clownpiece

#0@236YOU DARE INSULT THE BEAUTY OF SUCH AMERICAN BEAUTY BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE SHIT?

Clownpiece

#0@244I WILL RAM THIS CRAZE INDUCING TORCH RIGHT UP YOUR BLACK AND WHITE ASS COMMIE!

Marisa

#0@252lolololololol wao ur rlly ar a shetposser ther m8.

Marisa

#0@260im gunna giv ya god ol sperks n shet snce ur prets mrch assin fer it.

Marisa

#0@268dis gun be gud i thenk.

♪ crazy murica fairy song

Clownpiece

#0@276DO YOU JUST REALIZED WHAT YOU JUST INITIATED WITH ME YOU MONOCHROME PIG?

Clownpiece

#0@284YOU JUST ORDERED A EXTRA LARGE PROMO EDITION SERVING OF AN AMERICAN BEATING!

Clownpiece

#0@292PREPARE YOUR COMMUNIST ANUS FOR THE GREATEST FOR THE GREATEST LIBERATION OF YOUR LIFE!

Clownpiece defeated

Clownpiece

#1@34AAAAAHHHH- shit.

Clownpiece

#1@42how the fuck did you get by that act?

Clownpiece

#1@50the lunarians really fucking hate this shit and you tanked through all of it.

Clownpiece

#1@58is it because your not from around here?

Marisa

#1@66bruh wait

Marisa

#1@74were un hte fukn mon?

Clownpiece

#1@82you're from planet fucking earth aren't you?

Marisa

#1@90yeh im liek frum tha blu thin in spac ther

Clownpiece

#1@98i don't even know if i want to question how you got here.

Marisa

#1@106tru a drem wit sum1 as hi as me.

Clownpiece

#1@114wow fuck i didn't that that'd be a thing.

Clownpiece

#1@122anyway the lunarians fucking hate earth so much that i did a thing this one person did.

Clownpiece

#1@130it sounded so fucking annoying why wouldn't i want to try it out for this pure lady?

Marisa

#1@138eht fuk ows aht wurk?

Clownpiece

#1@146they hear, see or touch our shit they fucking go crazy about death.

Clownpiece

#1@154i mean holy shit it's really fucking hilarious seeing them scream like that.

Clownpiece

#1@162hell they even crucified this one person that managed to witness us.

Marisa

#1@170FUKEN HELL BRU

Marisa

#1@178kno fukn wandr ter so brutl abut killin all hte 2hus

Marisa

#1@186tho y eth fuk do tey brag abut cav gams tho?

Marisa

#1@194i ned ta fukn nd dis.



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Sth Stag

If u played on dankweed mode (or ur a fukn boss)

Junko enters

???

#0@214Shit.

???

#0@222I cannot believe your so high that it is at a point like this...

Marisa

#0@260du fak r u?

Marisa

#0@268hlly fak i fel sum scry shet fer me wit u. du fak iz dis powa?

???

#0@276You see, I caused all this trouble because Chang'e beat my high score in CrimzonClover.

???

#0@284Due to Chang'e a long time ago beating my high score for it. Oh, and I guess family stuff also.

???

#0@292But I do not think I can win today.

Marisa

#0@300bu who da fuk r u?

???

#0@308I would never think that you would survive such a difficult game to get through.

???

#0@316Like, you must have TAS'd through most of this game or your just that much of a boss.

Marisa

#0@324lok ledy i duno hoo da fuk ur talkn to ur what ur talkin abut.

Marisa

#0@332jst stay un topic.

Marisa

#0@340HOO. DA. FAK. R. U. ets as simpl as dat.

<Boss title>

Junko

#0@348My name is Junko.

Junko

#0@356You ought to have seen it on the name highlight. I am also titleless due to my purity.

Marisa

#0@364dood i dun kno wha tha nam hilite is er wat ur talken aboot.

Junko

#0@372You might never even know. But anyway...

Junko

#0@380I shall still comply as the final boss of this game to give you a fight though.

Junko

#0@388It is firmly in the code, after all.

Marisa

#0@396fukn hell.

Marisa

#0@404eth fukn shet iv gun thru 2 git heah wus a reel fukn nitemar.

Marisa

#0@412lemme fukn nd et ull redy so i cen get me wed n go hum n shet!

♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now

Junko

#0@420As angry as me right now, I see?

Junko

#0@428Whether it had been TAS'd or through "dankweed" mode.

Junko

#0@436It is quite clear I will not stand for much longer!

Junko

#0@444Now let us do it! The fight I might never win!

Junko defeated

if u fuked up in 2 hu 4 u mode

Junko enters

???

#1@214Rolling on the floor, laughing my arse off.

???

#1@222I have never seen someone die as much as you.

Marisa

#1@260du fak r u?

Marisa

#1@268hlly fak i fel sum scry shet fer me wit u. du fak iz dis powa?

???

#1@276Enough power to cause migraines to those who can't comprehend it.

Marisa

#1@284wao taht sunds rlly fukn anoyin i wana cee.

???

#1@292And how do you know that you will not get migraines yourself?

???

#1@300Indeed, the Lunarians have definitely fucked the dog this time.

Marisa

#1@308du fak?

???

#1@316To think you might have so little lives left from this game.

<Boss title>

Junko

#1@324My name is Junko, by the way.

Junko

#1@332And clearly I stand a huge chance against you for so many reasons I need a list.

Junko

#1@340I mean, how many times did you die because the area was too small to go through?

Marisa

#1@348fukn non m8!

Junko

#1@356I can see past the boundary here, you know? You cannot really lie.

Marisa

#1@364idk wat bundry it iz but fuk i'm caught.

Marisa

#1@372but dyin givs me moar spurks ta yoose snce bumb pices ar so fukn far uff.

♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now

Junko

#1@380I doubt you shall have enough to survive through me. I am the smartest final boss.

Junko

#1@388To let such an error like this come out right in front of me!

Junko

#1@396My patterns involve such precise dodging that you will never fit through any of it!

Junko

#1@404Chang'e! I shall beat your high score in Crimzon Clover! And avenge the family thing also maybe!

Junko defeated