reymoo saves sum lunarians n shit

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haha lol this aint uzed

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Doremy Sweet enters

Doremy

#2@184u fuk wif me, i fuk wif u

Doremy

#2@308av u preprd urself bitch? cuz dis aint gunna b fkin easy

Doremy

#2@432nw gtfo of dis nonLLS drem wold

Doremy Sweet defeated
Junko enters

Junko

#0@214Shit. So you have come, I see. You want to save the Lunarians?

Junko

#0@222I have yet to beat Chang'e's high score in RayForce, so I have come up with another scheme to get retribution!

Reimu

#0@260fuk me, dafuk y u stll spk forml

Reimu

#0@268n no i fukin h8 dose lunie bastuds 4 attakin gensokyo n shit from teh past

Junko

#0@276What the fuck? You hate the Lunarians, yet you are here to save them...?

Junko

#0@284Whatever. Anyway, I too hate them so much that I took the initiative and trapped them in the Dream World.

Junko

#0@292Because, well, why not?

Junko

#0@300But, I got by with a little help from my friend. Eight days a week, that is.

Junko

#0@308Now, show yourself! My bestest friend in the whole fucking universe!

Hecatia Lapislazuli enters

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Hecatia

#0@4204ww m444n. u, l1k3, 50000 700074lly k3p7 m3 w4171n, l13k, 43v3r m4n! y'kn0w

Reimu

#0@428shi's ur m8? shi's as fukin annoyin as u! dat writing of urs iz crap bro

Hecatia

#0@436l1k3, 0m6 7h3 w4y u 5p34k 15, l1k3, 50000 fuk1n 4w350m3! xxx

Junko

#0@444Hecatia, this "reymoo" in front of you prevented me from beating Chang'e's high score.

Hecatia

#0@452n0 k1dd1n? 7h15 hum4n, y'kn0w, B347 y0u!??! 4ww m4n d47'5 4w350m3!

Hecatia

#0@460h3y h3y h3y h3y h3y h3y r3ym00? w4nn4 b3 b357 budd135 0n f4c3b00k n 7w1773r n, l13k, 5h17?

Reimu

#0@468fuk no

Reimu

#0@476wtff is a facebook? n im not a fukin blue tit

Reimu

#0@484gtfo im a miko who smokes weed n shit

Hecatia

#0@4924ww m4n, f4c3b00k 1z 50000 4w350m3! 1 c4n 74k3 53lf135 n 5h17 n 5h4r3 17 w1f 07hr5, y'kn0w

Hecatia

#0@500junk0'5 0n f4c3b00k, y'kn0w, n 5h3'5, l1k3, 4w350m3 0n 17! 5h3 4lw4y5, l1k3, 74lk5 4b0u7 h3r 3n3my ch4n'3 y'kn0w m4n

Junko

#0@508I fucking hate her! She stole my high score...

Junko

#0@516...Anyway, "reymoo", Hecatia here is from Hell, and des–

Hecatia

#0@524OMG h3ll 1z, l1k3, 50000000 4w350m3! w3 h4v3 f3571v4l5 n b34ch p4r7135 n 5h17!!!11!!

Junko

#0@532Er... yes. And despite her ancient, typical girlish teen talk, she is a goddess.

Hecatia

#0@540y34h, b147ch! 1'm, l1k3, 500000 fuk1n 4w350m3, y'kn0w!

Reimu

#0@548fuk my life, am surroundd bi dumbfukas

Hecatia

#0@556l1k3, 1m 50000 1n70 f45h10n!!1! u n071c3 my 5h1r7 54y5 'welcome ❤ hell', y'kn0w?

Hecatia

#0@56470d4lllly! 1 w3lc0m3 4ll p4r713r5 70 4v3 4 p4r7y 1n h3ll! 17 c4n 637 50000 4w350m3, y;kn0w!

Hecatia

#0@5721 4l50 l13k 2 w34r 0dd 7-5h1rk5 cuz 1 l13k 2 60, l13k, fuk1n cr4z13 m4n! y;n0

Hecatia

#0@5801 4l50 luv h0w m057 2hu5 4r3 61r;5, d47'5, l13k, 500000 4w350m3! w3 cn, l13k, 4v3 53xy p4r7135 n 5h7!!1!111

Reimu

#0@588omfg stfu gtfo u r so fukin annoyin

Reimu

#0@596ur "soooo" annoyin, like, my weeds worn off, y;no (fuk im mimikn hir)

hot topik gurl them

Hecatia

#0@604huuuuh? u 7h1nk 1m, l13k, 4nn0y1n? 1 b33n 74lk1n, l13k, 43v3r, n u 607 6u75 2 54y d47 m4n?

Hecatia

#0@612h0w fuk1n d4r3 u! l31k, 1 cn b3, l13k, 5uch 4 b4d@$$ w3n 1 nēd2 b3 ykn0wb17ch

Hecatia

#0@620"u z3d, l13k, 5um 70d4lly rud3 l1n60 @ m3, y;n0" 1z my r3450n d47 1ll fuk ur @$$ m4n!

Hecatia

#0@628fuk 73h lun4r14n5 n ch4n'3 n, l1k3, 07h4 5h17 m4n, 1m 50000 6unn4 74k3 ur @$$ d0wn, b17ch! 70d4lly!

Hecatia Lapislazuli defeated

Reimu

#1@34hfs u2 r hrdr dan flan n yucurri n new n rape timr n dat evil i shit putt 2getha idfk wat i typd

Hecatia

#1@42OMG ur 50000 fk1n h4rd 45 fuk m4n d475 70d4ll13 4w350m3 f0r 4 cr4ck34d y;n0!1

Hecatia

#1@50w7f w0r, l13k, d053 lun135 fukr5 d01n 4774k1n 63n5ky0, un0 41n7 n0b0dy, l13k, 607 71m3 f0r d@

Hecatia

#1@58w47 d0 u 54y 51573r, l13k, 50uld 1 kēp d053 lun13 b457ud5 7r4pd 1n d15 dr3m wrld 5h17, yn0? 0r 5um 07h4 5h17?

Reimu

#1@66lololol fuk it, keep teh fukas trapd 4 ever i dont giv a fuk about teh watatsuki moonbitches n dose male guards

Hecatia

#1@74huuuh? h3y h3y h3y h3y h3y ZUNk0? 1z d15 5h17, l13k, y;n0, l13k, 0k?!

Junko

#1@82I... Er... Yes! If Reymoo wishes for the Lunarians to be forever trapped, then let it be, I suppose.

Junko

#1@90If that is the case, then why the fuck did we fight? I cannot see the fucking point!

Hecatia

#1@98l0l 1dk 317h3r, y;n0, bu7 d47 f16h7 w45, l1k3, 500000 fuk1n 4w350m3 m4n! 70d4ll13!!1

Hecatia

#1@106l13k, 1 5000 ju57 c44n'7 w417 2 60551p 2 3vry1 b4k 1n h3ll! 7h3 l4w w1ll, l13k luv d15!11 y;n0

Reimu

#1@114THE LAW? u no eiki who fuks wif evry1s live dafuk

Hecatia

#1@122y34h, 1n0, l13k, bu77 し cn, l13k, b 4 fuk1n 53xy b3457 @ p4r7135!! y;n0, n し5 aw350m3!11

Junko

#1@130By the way, Reymoo, you did not answer my question! Were you smoking so much marijuana that you forgot?

Reimu

#1@138wat? sorry i'm 2 busy gettn hi here

Junko

#1@146Fuck me. Look, if you supposedly hate the Lunarians and wish for them to be forever trapped,

Junko

#1@154why the fuck did you come here and fuck with us, when we are the bad girls who have them trapped?

Reimu

#1@162omfg idfk wat u r sayin, u r 2o fukn forml ill try 2 answr ur shitty Q

Reimu

#1@170sephiroth cum wankin 2 our big blue rok moanin dat le lunie bastuds aint bak on dat moon city n shit

Reimu

#1@178i cun't gif a fuk since dey stopt attakin fantasy land but i cum 2 nonLLS place enyway cuz y not moar weed

Junko

#1@186Oh, okay, I see. It was all a mix-up. I co-work with Eientei, so if it is marijuana you want, then here.

Reimu

#1@194k thx bye u cn fuk wif chan'e now dat idfc

Junko

#1@202Oh thank you very much! Chang'e, I shall now come to the Lunar Capital and beat your high score!

Reimu

#1@210srsly dis iz en-lol spk liek a fkin badass 4 once mima wuld b pissed off wif new 2hus liek u

Junko

#1@218I do not want to! I am pure! I still need to sort out some other family stuff with Chang'e.

Hecatia

#1@226b7w 61rlfr13nd5 1 7x7d 0n 7w1773r, y;n0, l13k, 54y1n "OMG just had a fight w/ HakureiMiko! was awesome! #yolo"

Hecatia

#1@2341 4l50, l13k, 7uk ph0705 0n my f0n3 n, l13k, 5h4r3d d3n 0n f4c3b00k, l13k, cuz 7h3y 50000 4w350m3!1 y;n0

Reimu

#1@242omfgwtfbbqstfugtfo u fkin annoyin get a live dis fcbuk sounds shit

Reimu

#1@250aw fuk it iz hell still got parties lets smoke dis weed n watch hentai n shit

Hecatia

#1@258fuk y34h b147ch!! d1z, l13k, 6unn4 b 5000 4w350m3!11! l37'5, l13k, p4rd13!!!!!111!!1111! y;n0 m4n 70d4lly!!