the most legit translation this side of the earth by a gray person and some other people.
Fst Stag
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st01a.msg.jdiff
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Reimu
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#0@34my fucking god they started
to shoot more shit so early on
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Seiran enters
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???
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#0@102FAGET SPOTTED
DED AHED
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Seiran
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#0@140"ground contrl to majr tom."
"i found a flying faget in my vision."
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Seiran
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#0@148"i’mma smash it with mah mallet"
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Reimu
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#0@156do you know who
i fukin am m8?
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Seiran
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#0@164yeah ur a gross
earthling.
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♪ bunny no.1 them
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Seiran
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#0@172and i’m gonna squish
u liek a bug!
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Seiran defeated
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Seiran
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#1@34why the fuck was i enrolled into this?
i only wanted to git dank weed.
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Reimu
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#1@42hold the fuck on.
your frm the moon?
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Reimu
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#1@50don’t tell me zun found a way
for those op sisters to be bosses
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Reimu
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#1@58i guess tell me wheres ur base
or else ill make stu outta you
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Seiran
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#1@66fukin hell i’m gun die if i
tell u where our base is
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Seiran
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#1@74they gun drown me in hte lake
by the mountain or sumthin.
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Snd Stag
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st02a.msg.jdiff
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Reimu
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#0@34wow the fuck is up with
the moon there?
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Ringo enters
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???
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#0@102I listen for ur footsteps~
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Ringo
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#0@140Coming up the drive~
Listen for your footsteps~
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Ringo
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#0@148But they don’t arrive~
Waiting for your knock-
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Reimu
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#0@156omfg stop that fukn singing
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Ringo
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#0@164Eyy u got owned in that one manga
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Reimu
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#0@172Fuk me...
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♪ bunny no.2 them
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Ringo
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#0@180like u could’ve owned yorihime
easily. but she had shit mill bombs
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Ringo
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#0@188you lost to her so simply i’ll
be able to fukin steamroll u
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Ringo defeated
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Reimu
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#1@34mfg ur patterns are the fukin pits.
why is this game suddenly so hard?
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Ringo
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#1@42becuz ppl though the past 2 games
were too fukn easy.
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Ringo
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#1@50now i got the munchies after this.
i might grab a fish n’ chips.
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Reimu
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#1@58wtf is going on btw? also what
the fuck is a fish n chip?
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Ringo
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#1@66our commander thinks the earth
smells like pubes.
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Ringo
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#1@74we all wonder how?
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Reimu
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#1@82wha?
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Ringo
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#1@90also fish n chips are
hte best m8.
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Ringo
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#1@98since ur playabl i can't giv.
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Trd Stag
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st03a.msg.jdiff
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Reimu
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#0@34holy fuk is this LLS?
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Doremy Sweet enters
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???
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#0@102fuk no dis int LLS.
they wont fukn retrn.
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Doremy
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#0@140zuns gun bring new gals only
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Doremy
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#0@148no way is he gunna bring
back mima or other pc98s
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Doremy
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#0@156also how hte fuk are u
inside this fukin dream?
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Reimu
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#0@164i don’t fukin kno.
must be the weed.
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Doremy
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#0@172only othr thin i can think
of u bein here is wun thing
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Doremy
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#0@180did u entr a trap or sumthin?
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Reimu
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#0@188i’m just tryin to get to the fukin moon
because shits crazy in gensokyo
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Doremy
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#0@196so ur goin to the moon cuz
shits wack in gensokyo eh?
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♪ dream eater song
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Doremy
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#0@204pity i happen to have some pretty
bullshit nonspells to stop you
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Doremy
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#0@212with u gonna like lose about
2 or 3 lives rn becuz of me.
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Doremy Sweet defeated
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Doremy
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#1@34fuk u beat me. guess ur
not really a scrub at all.
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Doremy
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#1@42here i wuz thinkn ur ass wuld
go dwn aftr my 3rd nonspell
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Reimu
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#1@50git gud m8.
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Doremy
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#1@58like fukin hell i thout u’d get a
gam ovr or giv up or somethim
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Doremy
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#1@66anywy gittin reeli’m a baku so-on and
i got rid of hte nightmares excedera.
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Doremy
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#1@74ur flyin thru fukin space to
get to the fukin moon
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Doremy
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#1@82youd think u will suffocate here but its
the dream world so its all k and stuff
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Doremy
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#1@90also git gud for sum lunatic dream
or sum shit like that.
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Reimu
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#1@98the fuck has even happened rn
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Reimu
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#1@106i just pray to fukin hijiri that i
dun bump into those fukin sisters.
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Frth Stag
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st04a.msg.jdiff
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Reimu
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#0@34hmm... no watatsukis so far.
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Reimu
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#0@42mfg i think some fans will go
fukn apeshit over them not here
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Reimu
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#0@50well at lest i dun have to listn
to ther bullshet.
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Sagume Kishin enters
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Sagume
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#0@152...
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Reimu
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#0@160shit
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Sagume
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#0@168wow rude.
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Sagume
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#0@176...
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Reimu
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#0@184dun call me rud sephiroth!
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Reimu
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#0@192i'm gettin buns with a cave complex
all ovr my shrine!
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Reimu
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#0@200and i'm tryn to find the fagget whos
responsible and fuk em up
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Sagume
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#0@208so your the ass that burnt our buns
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Reimu
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#0@216SO IT WAS YOU WHO SENT
THEM DOWN TO GENSOKYO!
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Sagume
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#0@224you got that right
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Sagume
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#0@232and without fail we will kill all
2hus and replace them with cave games
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Sagume
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#0@240(shit i think i fucked up)
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♪ one winged angle gurl vershun
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Reimu
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#0@248well jerk lemme tell u about
somthin.
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Reimu
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#0@256i got a hax box and i'm gun
fukn cheese u hard.
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Sagume Kishin defeated
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Sagume
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#1@34that dank smell... there's no
doubt about it.
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Sagume
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#1@42this must be eirins plan to get rid
of these annoying people
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Sagume
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#1@50that's why my yin yang spam didn't
stop you.
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Reimu
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#1@58dankist shit i had in a while
it's kinda neet
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Sagume
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#1@66also my name isn't fucking
sephiroth
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Sagume
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#1@74the shit i say changes thing to the opposite
way depening on what it is.
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Sagume
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#1@82basically i can't say anything good about
you or anything else for that matter.
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Sagume
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#1@90will say that's how i'm really rich
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Reimu
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#1@98well hop shit doesn't turn quik for me
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Sagume
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#1@106now this dick whos invading us is gonna
do terrible stuff to the moon.
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Sagume
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#1@114go beat the shit out of them for us
kay thanks bye.
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Reimu
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#1@122oi! wait!
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Reimu
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#1@130what about u lot trying to fukin make everything
cave related in gensokyo?
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Sagume
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#1@138well the dick who came to invade us
tried to spam something else at us.
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Sagume
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#1@146and since we're big on cave we thought killing
all touhous would be easy
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Sagume
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#1@154so i thought with them spamming whatever
we'd go and kill all of you and move in
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Sagume
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#1@162however you managed to SOMEHOW beat us
so now i'm putting everything on you
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Reimu
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#1@170fukn hell i better be gettin som big pay
aftr all dis shit is over
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Reimu
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#1@178and it's coming outta ur wallet
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Sagume
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#1@186fuck off your going straight back
once your done
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Sagume
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#1@194after all as it is to us it god damn reeks
like an egg in ammonia
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Sagume
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#1@202so go off and 1cc this fucking
game already
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Sagume
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#1@210oh and just for the road the next stage
will probably be pretty eas-
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Sagume
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#1@218shit i fucked up
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Fith Stag
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st05a.msg.jdiff
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Clownpiece enters
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???
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#2@50THIS IS NOW A STATE AND PROPERTY OF
'MERRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
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???
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#2@180C'MON MY PATRIOTS! WE MUST SHOW THIS COMMUNIST
PIG WHOS THE BIG BOYS ARE AROUND HERE!
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???
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#2@330I CAN SUCK THREE DICKS AND SING THE
NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME!
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Clownpiece exits
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Reimu
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#0@34welp looks like the en-lol script writer might
get a ban because of that
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Reimu
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#0@42but anyway fuckin hell shits getting really
fucking obnoxious rite now.
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Reimu
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#0@50also the fuck how am i breathin on the
moon anyway?
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Reimu
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#0@58the fuk is this game?
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Clownpiece enters
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???
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#0@156HELLLLLLLOOO
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???
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#0@164ARE YOU HERE TO BECOME A PATRIOT LIKE
AMERICA?
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Reimu
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#0@172omfg you sound so obnoxious
right now. liek really fuk off
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Clownpiece
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#0@180BUT I'M ONLY HERE TO SPREAD WORD
OF THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
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Clownpiece
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#0@188AND THE LAND OF THE FREE BECAUSE
SUCH A NEIGHBOR WAS SO KIND TO US
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Reimu
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#0@196christ no wonder the lunarians wanted to
fukn kill ppl in gensokyo (& u spl ‘neighbour’ wong)
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Clownpiece
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#0@204YOU SAY THE LUNARIANS ARE RUNNING AWAY
FROM THE ONE TRUE FUTURE OF THE WORLD
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Reimu
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#0@212jfc please just stop talking
already ur so fukn annoyin
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Clownpiece
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#0@220THATS THE COMMIE TALK THEY ALL
GIVE! I BE SURE OF GIVING YOU
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Clownpiece
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#0@228THE MOST PATRIOTIC (AND HELLISH)
MOMENTS OF YOUR GOD FORSAKENED LAW
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Reimu
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#0@236u wanna fite me m8?
u got any fukn idea who i am?
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Clownpiece
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#0@244A BIG FUCKING COMMIE!
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Reimu
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#0@252i'm the fukn shrine maiden that'll
rip yer republican wings off!
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♪ crazy murica fairy song
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Clownpiece
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#0@260THEMS BIG COMMIE FIGHTIN'
WORDS!
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Clownpiece
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#0@268I CALL FOR A STATE WIDE WAR ON YOU
SPECIFICALLY FOR VIOLATING SUCH
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Clownpiece
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#0@276GROUNDS AS THE LAND WE STAND ON!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Clownpiece defeated
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Clownpiece
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#1@34AAAAAHHHH- shit.
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Reimu
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#1@42games over fucko. now quit being
a lil shit ULiL shit.
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Clownpiece
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#1@50hold on a bit
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Clownpiece
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#1@58how'd you even manage to get near us
let alone tolerate us?
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Clownpiece
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#1@66lunarians can't stand the
type of patriotism i brought
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Reimu
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#1@74lol really now?
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Reimu
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#1@82lunarians sure are piss
weak to erthly stuff arn't they?
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Clownpiece
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#1@90so that'd make you
a earthling then...?
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Reimu
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#1@98fuk yee bro
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Reimu
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#1@106i beat shit up when things act
up n shit
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Clownpiece
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#1@114fuk me
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Clownpiece
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#1@122how does that go with us then?
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Reimu
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#1@130well uh...
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Reimu
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#1@138gensokyo was gettin invaded by
cave games and i wanted to find that out
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Reimu
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#1@146nao for that to stop i need to sav hte moon
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Clownpiece
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#1@154so that means THAT YOUR AN ENEMY
TO THE BIG BAD
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Clownpiece
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#1@162WHICH THAT MEANS YOUR AN ENEMY TO MY
BIG BOSS
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Clownpiece
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#1@170WHICH MEANS I NEED TO GET MY ACT
TOGETHER AND-
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Reimu
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#1@178mfg you relly want ur wings ripped
off don't u?
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Reimu
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#1@186find the final boss for
me and i won't do that then.
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Sth Stag
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st06a.msg.jdiff
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Junko enters
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???
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#0@214Shit.
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???
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#0@222I cannot fucking believe you have got to
me like this.
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Reimu
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#0@260so ar u the fukr that caused
all thes events?
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???
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#0@268I cannot get my high score back now.
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Reimu
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#0@276...fukn what?
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???
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#0@284You see, I have caused all this trouble because
Chang'e beat my high score in RayForce.
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???
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#0@292I would never think that you would survive
such a difficult game to get through to me.
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???
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#0@300I have been completely "smerkledooped" by
Chang'e and what she has left me with.
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Reimu
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#0@308also wtf why u still talkin
formlly unliek hte rest of us?
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Junko
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#0@316I am way too pure for this "en-lol" patch.
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Junko
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#0@324For no memes and in-jokes can taint me.
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Junko
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#0@332Though for them to beat me seems inevitable.
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Junko
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#0@340I will still comply as the final boss
of this game to give you a fight though.
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Junko
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#0@348It is firmly in code, after all.
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Reimu
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#0@356fukn whatevr i'm all don with this
fukn game anyway.
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Reimu
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#0@364let it be ovr quick n ezy so i
can git mah dough already.
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Reimu
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#0@372jfc hope ur not annoying
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♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
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Junko
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#0@380I am afraid I will still give you much
fight than you would initially think.
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Junko
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#0@388Though with the current standings
it seems my victory will not ever come.
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Junko
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#0@396Show me that you can dodge my
patterns with what skills you have!
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Junko
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#0@404Or, if you have been using slowdown all
this time, then you are such a cheat!
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Junko defeated
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Junko enters
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???
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#1@214Shit, I cannot fucking believe you
might actually be killed by me.
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???
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#1@222My advice is to "git gud", madan.
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Reimu
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#1@260so ar u the fukr that caused
all thes events?
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???
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#1@268Indeed I am.
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Reimu
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#1@276welp tiem to fukn wipe the flor with u
btw how come u don't talk liek us?
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???
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#1@284Though seeing you in your current
predicament. This might be too easy for me.
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???
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#1@292The Lunarians have definitely
dropped a bollock this time.
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Reimu
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#1@300wut?
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???
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#1@308To think you might have so little lives
left from this game.
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Junko
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#1@316Let me tell you now,
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Junko
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#1@324how I, Junko, am considered one of the
hardest final bosses in the Touhou Project.
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Junko
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#1@332After all, you also smell bad as hell.
Have you been taking something?
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Reimu
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#1@340well eirins wed is
pretty gud stuff sometimes...
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Reimu
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#1@348tho this new wed she brewd seemed
kinda screwy when lookin at it
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Reimu
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#1@356i mean it looked so much
liek ink in a mayonnaise packet
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♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
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Junko
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#1@364I cannot believe they doomed themselves so
easily to a crackhead...
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Junko
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#1@372To let such an error like this come out
right in front of me!
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Junko
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#1@380My patterns involve such precise dodging
and with someone as unprepared as this person...!
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Junko
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#1@388Chang'e! I shall get my high score back in
RayForce! Just watch me get to it!
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Junko defeated
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