Th15/Reisen's Scenario/en-4kids

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The mystery in which Raisin stops a simulation while high on cough syrup.

Written by my man, idea by Splashman, old script by Dancingbug11.


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Reisen

#0@34Hey, what's with all the bunnies around here? Do you have anything to do with this?

Seiran enters

???

#0@102Oh my, who do we have here?

<Boss title>

Seiran

#0@144A soon-to-be actress! Come on, let's shoot a scene. Here's the script, you know what to do.

Reisen

#0@152*ahem* I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badbutt! State of the badbutt art! You do NOT want to mess with me.

Seiran

#0@160Hold on... That wasn't part of the script.

A Loony Bunny with a Hammer

Seiran

#0@168Alright, take two. Let's get to work!

Seiran defeated

Seiran

#1@34Hey, that was great! Do you have some time to spare? I wanna make some more of these.

Reisen

#1@42Sorry, I'm a bit busy. Got mysteries to investigate and all that.

Reisen

#1@50You know... What's that stain on your hammer?

Seiran

#1@58...Special raspberry jam. Here, have a taste.

Reisen

#1@66Mmm, this sure tastes good. The flavor's a bit... strong.

Reisen

#1@74Hmm? Where's she going? I'd better investigate.


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Reisen

#0@34All right, all right... Now where did Annie go?

Ringo enters

???

#0@102*munch* Hey. You're a Loony Bunny, too?

<Boss title>

Ringo

#0@144Would you care to tell me about yourself?

Reisen

#0@152No, of course not! I'm not a bunny!

Ringo

#0@160Then what's with those ears? You're lying, I know you're one!

Ringo

#0@168Tell me the real truth! I can handle it!

Reisen

#0@176Okay. You're right. I'm a Loony Bunny. ...Jeez. That's a lotta food.

Reisen

#0@184You seem to be a bit of a hoarder.

The Big Eater from the Moon

Ringo

#0@192Hmph! Are you insulting me?!

Ringo

#0@200I'll prove ya wrong by... Eating it all up on the spot!

Ringo defeated

Reisen

#1@34Waaait, I remember you... You were with the cafeteria staff back in Moony School.

Reisen

#1@42Every other day you gave out my school lunch, you kept my dessert for yourself! You HOARDER!

Ringo

#1@50Yeah, I kinda recall that.

Ringo

#1@58But, y'know, you never seemed to be all that hungry. You brought your own lunch, right?

Reisen

#1@66No, I didn't! That dessert was spoiled, too! ...Wait, it actually was? I get it now...

Ringo

#1@74I suspected that. I could eat it just fine, though, so I tried to get you a different one.

Ringo

#1@82You got grumpy and didn't want to talk, though. I felt bad after that.

Ringo

#1@90I'm really sorry. In exchange, I can give you a quick hint on why we're here. Follow me.

Reisen

#1@98Woah, that place looks weird. Is this some sort of... tunnel?


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Reisen

#0@34So, this is the Dreamsphere, right? What a weird place.

Doremy Sweet enters

???

#0@102Hey, hold on a second.

<Boss title>

Doremy

#0@140You're probably dreaming. I've got to make sure you're on your schedule, though.

Doremy

#0@148Tell me your name and why you're here, then.

Reisen

#0@156I'm Raisin Noodlegain Inababble.

Reisen

#0@164I came here to investigate the bunny infestation in Mysteryland.

Doremy

#0@172Let's see... Raisin N. Inababble...

Doremy

#0@180You're not supposed to be here. Of course I have to chase out someone when it's my break.

Reisen

#0@188Yeah, I know.

Reisen

#0@196Oh noo, why did I say thaat?

Yummy Space Pie

Doremy

#0@204*sigh* Professional lying right there.

Doremy

#0@212You're intruding other people's dreams right now. Please leave.

Doremy Sweet defeated

Reisen

#1@34I wanted to tell you something. I'm only crossing through.

Reisen

#1@42Where's the way to the Loony State again? I kinda got lost.

Doremy

#1@50Oh, that's why? You should've told me earlier. It's that way, keep going straight ahead.

Doremy

#1@58Why are you going there anyway?

Doremy

#1@66Is there some sort of issue around? You seem to be a Loony Bunny.

Doremy

#1@74Maybe you've got something to do with those two bunnies I had to chase out.

Reisen

#1@82Annie and Chompie? Yeah, they're scouting.

Reisen

#1@90I'm trying to find out *why* they're doing so.

Doremy

#1@98Ah, I see. Good luck with that!

Doremy

#1@106I'll be off to visit a friend. Do call if you need help urgently, though.

Doremy

#1@114I'll be right there to help you.

Doremy

#1@122I hope you can find out what's going on here.

Doremy

#1@130You're pretty strong, so you can probably solve it without much difficulty.

Doremy

#1@138Well, see ya! I'm off to make sure everything's going as intended.


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Reisen

#0@34Well, here I am.

Reisen

#0@42I remember this place...

Reisen

#0@50I used to work here.

Sagume Kishin enters

Reisen

#0@152Who are you? I haven't seen you around here before.

<Boss title>

Sagume

#0@160... hi.

Sagume

#0@168Please uh... don't make me have to talk a lot.

Reisen

#0@176Why not? I'm curious. Anyways...

Reisen

#0@184I'm Raisin. Raisin Noodlegain Inababble. What's your name?

Sagume

#0@192Liaria Shush.

Sagume

#0@200Some woman accidently mixed up my medicine a long time ago. Now I occassionally begin speaking complete gibberish.

Sagume

#0@208It hasn't really happened today yet... I don't wanna know when it will.

Reisen

#0@216Was the doctor Ellen Yovonin, by chance? I got something similar.

Reisen

#0@224She's a friend and mentor.

Sagume

#0@232...Really?

Liar, Liar

Sagume

#0@240Please do me a favor, then.

Sagume

#0@248Actually, I got it. I challenge you.

Sagume

#0@256Should you lose... You gotta ask her to make a cureureureé~!

Sagume Kishin defeated

Sagume

#1@34W-whew... I think I'm clear now.

Sagume

#1@42Look. I can explain.

Sagume

#1@50I sent the bunnies.

Reisen

#1@58Really?

Sagume

#1@66...Yep. We need to find a location to move to.

Reisen

#1@74Hmm... Why is that? Everything seems just fine.

Sagume

#1@82It actually isn't.

Sagume

#1@90A simulation has begun falling over the Moon State and Loony City.

Sagume

#1@98We can't let anything happen to the Moon, since it's America's greatest treasure.

Sagume

#1@106But we can't do anything about it, either. We're entirely powerless.

Reisen

#1@114What did you say was wiping out the city?

Reisen

#1@122A simu-what?

Sagume

#1@130A simulation.

Sagume

#1@138The bunnies have been coming to Mysteryland in groups to escape it. That's why there are so many of them.

Reisen

#1@146Well that explains the scouting team...

Reisen

#1@154So in order to stop the infestation, I must shut the simulation down?

Sagume

#1@162Yep. Then all the bunnies will come back, and you won't have to deal with them.

Sagume

#1@170Hold on... I have an idea. Take these cough drops.

Sagume

#1@178You gotta confuse whoever's behind the simulation. This will certainly work.

Sagume

#1@186Trust me.

Sagume

#1@194I'd better stop talking. Would be best to not begin speaking gibberish.

Reisen

#1@202*gulp* Jeez... Are you sure those were REALLY cough drops?

Reisen

#1@210I'm starting to feel like a mess. Oh no...

Reisen

#1@218I have a very, very bad feeling about this whole mission.

Sagume

#1@226...Wait. You drank it?

Sagume

#1@234I should've specified what you had to do with it.

Reisen

#1@242SERIOUSLY?! Why did I do that?

Reisen

#1@250Well, I'll t-try to do this e-either way. Wish me luck.

Sagume

#1@258Go forth! Head towards the smimpulation's seal!

Sagume

#1@266Oh no... nononomoreno it's happeningdingdingdingy~! AAAAAAAAH!


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Clownpiece enters

???

#2@50Welcome, welcome, welcome! To the greatest show on the Moon!

???

#2@180I'm glad we made the admission free. Since we don't have tickets yet!

???

#2@330Presenting...the Moon State Circus! Starring...Jesta!

Clownpiece exits

Reisen

#0@34W-woah boy. That's a simulation alright.

Reisen

#0@42Is this what Liaria was talking about? It's HUGE!

Reisen

#0@50I don't blame the bunnies for escaping to Mysteryland. I'm g-genuinely scared of this.

Reisen

#0@58*sigh* Surely I'm just sleepy. I'm gonna regret that slip-up...

Reisen

#0@66...Wait, that's not the only problem here.

Reisen

#0@74Who made it in the first place?

Clownpiece enters

???

#0@172Hiiii!

???

#0@180I'm Jesta, the greatest showman!

???

#0@188I'm building the first circus on the Moon!

Reisen

#0@196What, you're an intergalactic ringmaster?

Reisen

#0@204Is that why you wear those weird clothes?

Reisen

#0@212Do you even come from the USA?

???

#0@220Yes, actually. I found the American flag on the moon. I made it into clothes 'cuz it's so CUTE!

<Boss title>

Clownpiece

#0@228Lookie there. This here's the carnival, and in that city over there we'll build upcoming attractions.

Clownpiece

#0@236We'll have a shopping mall, a bowling ally, the steak house, a baseball stadium (tons of fun in this gravity!)...

Clownpiece

#0@244If all that won't attract some tourists, I dunno what does.

Reisen

#0@252Wait... Why are you doing that? Won't the simulation ruin the carnival?

Cirque de Colorblaze

Clownpiece

#0@260All part of master's plan...

Clownpiece

#0@268Let's colorblaze a bit, the fireworks are very important for this.

Clownpiece

#0@276All part of the very best plan there ever was!

Clownpiece defeated

Clownpiece

#1@34That was amazing! Bravo!

Reisen

#1@42You're congratulating me? Listen, I'm not trying to help you.

Clownpiece

#1@50What do you mean? You just did that.

Clownpiece

#1@58The fireworks will bait out as many Loony Moonies as possible!

Clownpiece

#1@66And that's exactly what I need here.

Reisen

#1@74Wait... What?

Clownpiece

#1@82I'm part of this whole simulation plan. The colorblaze was just a scheme.

Clownpiece

#1@90And you, dear bunny, just helped me do exactly what I was supposed to.

Reisen

#1@98O-oh noo....

Clownpiece

#1@106Ahahahahahaha!

Reisen

#1@114Hmmm... Who is this "master" you're speaking of?

Reisen

#1@122How come the Moonies I've seen are still all just fine?

Reisen

#1@130Have they managed to escape capture?

Reisen

#1@138Your plan doesn't seem all that great to me.

Clownpiece

#1@146Oh... Well, I can show you my master, if you really want to.

Reisen

#1@154There, there. It seems I've found my way to the answer.

Reisen

#1@162*yawn* Guess it's time to figure out this whole mess.

Reisen

#1@170Hold on a minute...

Reisen

#1@178Liaria encouraged me to save the Moon.

Reisen

#1@186But what if this "master" knows she told me?

Reisen

#1@194What kind of person is she?

Reisen

#1@202Alright, let's see what's beyond.

Reisen

#1@210Time to jump in head-first!


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Junko enters

???

#0@214> Hahahaha!

???

#0@222> My algorithm has calculated it flawlessly: The Loony Moonies don't suspect a thing.

Reisen

#0@260Who're you?

<Boss title>

Junko

#0@268> out(string user_name) > I am Tiffany Tronic, the master of code!

Junko

#0@276> What you are experiencing right now: > It is my revenge.

Reisen

#0@284B-but you can't just do that! You're deceiving them all!

Junko

#0@292> I had been expelled from the Moon State.

Junko

#0@300> Coding is incompatible with their way of thinking. > Said way of thinking = absolute lunacy.

Reisen

#0@308I don't know how to code, sorry.

Reisen

#0@316But I have this to tell you!

Reisen

#0@324Let them go! You're tricking them all into a false reality!

Reisen

#0@332What are you plotting next? Is it taking over Mysteryland?!

Junko

#0@340> 0 > var computing == var logical_thinking

Junko

#0@348> var next_step != var loony_anticipations > You see, they don't suspect a thing.

Reisen

#0@356Suspect what?

Reisen

#0@364What was that "0" for anyways?

Reisen

#0@372Either way...

Reisen

#0@380I'm here to put an end to your plan! It's game over, man! Game over!

Solar Sailor ~ Storm of Coding

Junko

#0@388> 0 is the computational equivalent of "false". > Have you never heard of booleans?

Junko

#0@396> But this is unimportant.

Junko

#0@404> You are merely an insect to me. > A simple bug, to be found and removed.

Junko

#0@412> Now initating the Debugging Protocol.

Junko defeated

Junko enters

Junko

#1@214> Process.Start(laugh) > Hahaha!

Junko

#1@222> The Loony Moonies... > They are unprepared.

Reisen

#1@260Who're you?

<Boss title>

Junko

#1@268> answer = unimportant > There is no need for you to know.

Junko

#1@276> out(string raisin_experience) > "revenge on loony moonies"

Reisen

#1@284Are you trying to say... That I'm experiencing your revenge?

Junko

#1@292> TRUE > I had been expelled from the Moon State.

Junko

#1@300> To them, computing is unacceptable. > It is logical thinking in it's purest form.

Junko

#1@308> And that is what I do. > I code. And I think. This is what it truly is.

Reisen

#1@316J-jeez... To think someone can stay so emotionless...

Reisen

#1@324I won't let you do this, though! I'll stop your plan, for the good of the Moon!

Junko

#1@332> Your attempts will be futile. > This simulation cannot be stopped...

Junko

#1@340> Unless I stopped it myself.

Junko

#1@348> But I will not.

Reisen

#1@356Yes you will!

Solar Sailor ~ Storm of Coding

Junko

#1@364> Perhaps. Under one condition. > You prove your worth.

Junko

#1@372> Should you succeed: > The simulation will be thwarted.

Junko

#1@380> Should you fail: > I will follow a new route.

Junko

#1@388> A simulation, spanning across all there is. > Not the Moon, not Mysteryland.

Junko

#1@396> The whole world shall suffice. > Only it can.

Junko defeated