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The mystery, in which Samantha can breathe on the Moon.
Written by Splashman.
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Sanae
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#0@34Welp, here we go again.
Time to hunt some UFO-like things!
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Seiran enters
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???
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#0@102ATATATATAA!!
Your hunt ends right here!
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Seiran
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#0@144Action Annie calling in!
Unauthorized, unpopular school girl spotted in perimeter!
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Seiran
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#0@152Taking immediate action now!
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Sanae
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#0@160Woah, watch out where you're swinging that hammer!
...it looks kinda dirty, y'know.
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Seiran
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#0@168You talk too much!
Don't waste my time with words!
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♪ A Loony Bunny with a Hammer
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Seiran
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#0@176Enough talk, have at you!
Let's ACTION!
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Seiran defeated
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Seiran
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#1@34Allright, Cut!
I SAID CUT!
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Seiran
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#1@42That's enough action for today. Shooting continues
tomorrow, same time. Good for you?
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Sanae
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#1@50Tomorrow's no good, I've got schoo-...
No wait, I actually have to deal with this UFO first!
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Seiran
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#1@58UFO?... oh, you're talking about my movie prop?
You already missed it, it went off to the next scene.
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Seiran
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#1@66At least that's where I think it went,
it seems to take action on its own.
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Sanae
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#1@74I... I see. Would you mind then directing me
to the next scene?
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Sanae
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#0@34So that UFO was just a prop? But it looked so real.
Hmm, I wonder...
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Ringo enters
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#0@102*chomp chomp*
Wonder whaat?
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Ringo
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#0@144Heyy, don't I know you?
You're that unpopular school girl who lives up here, arent'cha?
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Sanae
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#0@152Arrgh!! THAT DOES IT!
Will you guys cut it out already?!
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Sanae
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#0@160If I'm really so unpopular,
how come EVERYBODY knows about me?!
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Ringo
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#0@168Oi oi, calm down Madam.
I just got here, but those rumours spread pretty fast.
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♪ The Big Eater from the Moon
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Ringo
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#0@176No need to get so angry,
you'll just ruin your appetite.
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Ringo
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#0@184C'mon, let's bout a bit. If you win,
I'll invite you for some Jellyfish Mini-Doughnuts!
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Ringo defeated
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Ringo
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#1@34Agagaga~! Allright, I'll give!
You can have my doughnuts. Have the whole plate!
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Sanae
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#1@42A-, are those really jellyfish fillings?
...I think I'll pass.
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Sanae
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#1@50That aside, you're the second bunny I've met today.
Did you guys sneak out from the Moon Observatory?
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Ringo
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#1@58Not exactly, no.
We're Loony Bunnies, FROM the Moon.
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Sanae
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#1@66The Moon?... huh.
I've never been there before. Nice place?
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Sanae
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#1@74I've heard it's hard to breathe up there,
so maybe you came to Mysteryland for its nice air?
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Ringo
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#1@82Not at all, our air's just fine.
(Although your food's better here).
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Ringo
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#1@90But a while ago we ran into a bit of trouble
and thought of making this land into our second home.
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Ringo
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#1@98Anyway, we Loonies aren't the most logical people, y'know.
This or that, I don't really get it either.
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Sanae
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#1@106Me neither.
...but can you really breathe on the Moon?
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Ringo
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#1@114...
You're really curious about that Moon, hm?
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Ringo
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#1@122In that case, step forward Madam!
The Dreamland Grid-Passage is all yours!
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Ringo
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#1@130...by the way, the trip's gonna take a while.
You sure you don't want some Doughnuts to go?
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Sanae
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#0@34Waaa! Space! Oboi, Space! Going to Space!
SPAAACE! I'M IN SPAAAAACE!!
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Doremy Sweet enters
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???
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#0@102Ho dear, who do we have here?
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Doremy
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#0@140You seem to have an extatic dream about Space...
Did I use the wrong sand again?
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Doremy
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#0@148Let's see... Sunnyday Samantha, isn't it?
Wait, this isn't right. How did you get here?!
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Sanae
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#0@156Lady. Hey, lady.
Are you space?
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Doremy
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#0@164What is going on here?
You're off your sleepy-dreamy schedule!
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Doremy
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#0@172It's still early afternoon. You're supposed to dream
about strawberry rainstorms from 11pm to 7am!
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Sanae
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#0@180Space, ba-babba-baa. Space, Moon.
Moon is in Space. Going to Moon in Space.
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Doremy
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#0@188Gawd, you're SO ANNOYING with your Space and...!
Wait, did you say "Moon"?
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♪ Yummy Space Pie
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Doremy
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#0@196Now that changes everything!
But one does not simply fly to the Moon.
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Doremy
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#0@204First I, Sandy Sandman, must test if you're worthy of
visiting America's Greatest Treasure!
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Doremy Sweet defeated
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Doremy
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#1@34Very well. I believe you possess the strength
to face further challenges that lie on your way.
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Doremy
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#1@42However, I must warn you.
You have stepped foot into another reality now.
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Doremy
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#1@50This Grid is not just a simple shortcut to the Moon.
It is actually part of the greater Dreamsphere.
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Doremy
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#1@58And if you only thought this was all just a game before...
Heheh, better think twice.
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Doremy
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#1@66You've made a choice before your journey.
And now you'll have to make anoth-...
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Doremy
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#1@74Hey, are you listening to me?
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
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Sanae
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#1@82...huh? WHA?
Who are you? Where am I?
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Sanae
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#1@90Sorry, I think I was spacing out there.
I've had a weird dream about space.
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Sanae
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#1@98I shouldn't have eaten those
Jellyfish Doughnuts after all...
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Doremy
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#1@106Ugh, get out of here.
And don't ever come here again before your sleepy-time!
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Sanae
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#1@114Okay, thanks Space Lady!
Now where was I going?
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Sanae
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#1@122Oh, right. Moon! Which is in Space!
...uh-oh. Spacing out again~
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Sanae
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#0@34That bunny didn't lie to me...
You really can breathe on the Moon!
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Sanae
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#0@42Huuuufff~PAHHHHH!
Oh wow! Even my asthma is gone!
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Sanae
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#0@50This feels so great!
Hey Loony Moonies! Hear me breathe!
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Sagume Kishin enters
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Sagume
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#0@152...
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Sanae
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#0@160Oh, hi there.
I'm Samantha, and I can breathe on the Moon!
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Sagume
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#0@168...
uhm.
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Sanae
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#0@176It's really okay,
you can totally breathe here.
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Sagume
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#0@184...
...mmh...
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Sanae
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#0@192Come on, breathe with me!
In!... out!... Huuuufff~PAHHHH!
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Sagume
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#0@200I know how to breathe!
...geez.
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Sanae
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#0@208Oh, good.
Phew, I thought you were suffocating.
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Sagume
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#0@216No, it's just...
...
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Sanae
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#0@224Well anyway, this is the Moon?
Looks pretty different than those NASA pictures.
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Sanae
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#0@232Ah, but don't get me wrong, it's much nicer this way.
And this air feels FANTASTIC!
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Sagume
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#0@240...
okay
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Sanae
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#0@248You know, my Aunt Priscilla always says:
"Speak up, or your tongue's gonna turn into a snake!"
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♪ Liar, Liar
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Sagume
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#0@256Can't you just leave me alone! I'm not good with words!
If I speak zoo much, I'lllamadingdong~
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Sagume
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#0@264Oh no... nononomoreno it's happeningdingdingdingy~!
GET AWAY FROMMEEEOOW!!
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Sagume Kishin defeated
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Sanae
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#1@34That's one small victory for me,
one giant triumph for Mysteryland!
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Sagume
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#1@42Hmm... Barren Beacon Beckons Bacon Baron...
Good, my meds just kicked in. I'm okay for now.
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Sagume
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#1@50Sorry for that, I have this condition.
Sometimes when I talk too much, I just go loony.
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Sagume
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#1@58Well, more loony than usual.
It's all that stupid doctor's fault!
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Sanae
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#1@66Doctor?
What are you talking about?
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Sagume
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#1@74I once came down with a bad cold, but this doctor mixed
up my cold medicine with one that made me speak the truth.
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Sagume
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#1@82Then she gave me a counter-medicine, which in turn
made everything I spoke come true.
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Sagume
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#1@90And to counter that one, I was given pills
that made me babble like an idiot.
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Sagume
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#1@98...and then she left.
So these days, I'd rather say nothing at all.
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Sanae
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#1@106I see. Thanks for telling me anyway.
Doesn't it feel good to speak your mind?
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Sagume
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#1@114Still, too much thoughtless talking is dangerous.
That's what got us into this mess in the first place.
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Sagume
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#1@122It's my fault that the bunnies went to Earth
and had to make things uneasy for you down there.
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Sanae
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#1@130Ah, never mind. It wasn't that bad.
It looked like they only wanted to film a movie there.
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Sagume
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#1@138A movie?... oh right, that's Annies forte.
Even though I said "moving", not movie.
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Sanae
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#1@146Well, moving this or movie that...
We don't really mind, as long as they behave y'know.
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Sanae
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#1@154Actually that's all I'm really here for.
Looks like we've cleared up this little misunderstanding.
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Sagume
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#1@162Pardon me?
You wanna leave already?
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Sagume
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#1@170Don't tell me you came all the way to
the Moon just so you could talk to me.
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Sanae
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#1@178Oh, well, uh...
That, and I also really wanted to see if you could breathe here.
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Sagume
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#1@186That's ridiculous, you can't just leave now!
Don't you see what's going on here?
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Sagume
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#1@194This place is in pretty deep trouble too,
thanks to that code-maniac and her simluation trap!
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Sagume
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#1@202I will speak the words of truth now:
Human from Mysteryland, you mustard help us!
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Sagume
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#1@210The endemy awaits you at the splean of stimulatio-...
I mean, glee of simulatenous...!
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Sagume
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#1@218Go fortknight and destrobble the endemy!
The entire Moony popple's deepening-- GOSHDARNIT!
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Sagume
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#1@226SPAY ME FOR THE DOREET!
IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO SPAALONEBABUGUUSCOOTIES!
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Clownpiece enters
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???
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#2@50Ooh say can you seee~
By the dawn's early liiight~
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???
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#2@180Well well, lookie what we have here.
Finally a tourist showed up!
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???
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#2@330Welcome to America's greatest treasure!
And the hooome of the braaaave~!
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Clownpiece exits
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Sanae
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#0@34Weee~ now this looks much more like the real Moon!
And you can even breathe here!
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Sanae
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#0@42I also heard that they built a giant statue of
Buzz Aldrin here somewhere. Let's see if I can find it.
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Sanae
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#0@50...no wait, no time for that!
First I gotta save the Moony people.
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Sanae
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#0@58At least that's what I think the girl before said.
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Sanae
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#0@66And I gotta watch out for spaalone babuguuscooties.
Dunno what those are, but they sound dangerous.
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Clownpiece enters
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#0@164Ohai again, fellow visitor.
You're just in time.
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???
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#0@172We're almost ready to get the carnival show started.
It's gonna be a blast, I tell ya!
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Sanae
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#0@180Wha? Since when is there a carnival on the Moon?
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#0@188Oh, didn't ya know? This place's been pretty lonely lately,
so we're getting it in shape again to get more visitors.
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Clownpiece
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#0@196Lookie there. This here's the carnival,
and in that city over there we'll build upcoming attractions.
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Clownpiece
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#0@204We'll have a shopping mall, a bowling ally, the steak house,
a baseball stadium (tons of fun in this gravity!)...
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Clownpiece
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#0@212If all that won't attract some tourists,
I dunno what does.
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Sanae
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#0@220Sounds like lots of fun. But is that really okay?
I mean, with the moony people that live here?
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Clownpiece
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#0@228Haa? Why shouldn't it be okay?
See this flag here?
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Clownpiece
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#0@236This is the symbol of proof that we own this place,
so we can do whatever we want with it!
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♪ Cirque de Colorblaze
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Clownpiece
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#0@244If the moony people have a problem with all that,
they're free to leave anytime.
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Clownpiece
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#0@252...no wait, they can't leave.
Not with master's simulation-trap in place.
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Clownpiece
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#0@260Anyway, enough talk. It's show time now!
Here's a healthy dose of FREEDOM, COMING RIGHT AT YA!
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Clownpiece defeated
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Clownpiece
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#1@34Uuu-g-g-g-hh~
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Clownpiece
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#1@42Wha, what just happened?
Why did you beat me?
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Clownpiece
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#1@50You can't just mess around with the American Flag!
That's unconstitutional!
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Clownpiece
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#1@58But what do you know anyway?
I bet you're not even a real American.
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Sanae
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#1@66What? Of course I am! I was born and raised
in America's strongest UFO hotspot: Phoenix, AZ!
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Clownpiece
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#1@74Excuse me...?
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Sanae
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#1@82Well, although now I live in Mysteryland,
but that doesn't make any difference.
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Clownpiece
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#1@90Mysteryland? Oh crap, why didn't you say that before!
I thought you're just a regular tourist.
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Sanae
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#1@98Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I thought the flying
and color blazing gave it away.
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Sanae
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#1@106But enough about that.
Tell me what is going on here!
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Sanae
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#1@114I was sent here to save the moony people
from some sort of trap. That's all I know.
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Sanae
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#1@122Who are you anyway?
Are you one of those dangerous babuguuscooties?
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Clownpiece
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#1@130Babuwhat?
Listen here, lady. I only speak American.
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Sanae
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#1@138Allright, let's think this through...
I was sent here to find out more about the bunny infestation.
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Sanae
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#1@146But it turned out they only wanted
to make a movie in Mysteryland.
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Sanae
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#1@154But what is this trap all about?
Some kind of simulation, they said...?
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Sanae
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#1@162Hmm, that would explain why there's air
on the Moon. The babuguuscooties caused it.
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Clownpiece
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#1@170What in the world are you yakking about?
I mean, sure. This place isn't really real, but...
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Sanae
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#1@178Aha! So you admit it then!
Go on, tell me all you know about this simulation!
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Clownpiece
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#1@186But I don't really know anything.
I only did what my master told me.
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Clownpiece
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#1@194Haww, and I only wanted to make this place
super fun and American!
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Clownpiece
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#1@202I've had enough...
I wanna go home!
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Sanae
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#1@210Wait, if this place is just a simulation
and not really real...
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Sanae
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#1@218Then what am I even breathing right now?!
Don't leave yet! You gotta help me!
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Clownpiece
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#1@226Don't lose your breath, lady.
I'll take you to my master...
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Junko enters
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???
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#0@214include all;
void theWorld(mirror m);
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???
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#0@222us = m.reflect(you+me);
return us.truth; end; ... ahh.
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Sanae
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#0@260Huh?... Programming? Wait, I can do that too.
10 print "lol"; 20 goto 10; run!
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???
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#0@268Isn't it beautiful?
To express the truth by just a few lines of code?
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???
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#0@276I'm impressed you've made it this far,
even though you cheated on your way.
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Sanae
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#0@284Cheated? Wait wha?
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???
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#0@292No need to deny it from me.
I know you've taken the continue drug.
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???
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#0@300How else would you've been able to
clear this game without any misses?
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Sanae
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#0@308Game? What game?
This is reality, isn't it?
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Sanae
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#0@316Wait a second, those numbers on the right...?
Ahh! Why am I seeing myself in 3rd person?!
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Junko
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#0@324There's no need to be worried.
This is all part of my simulation.
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Junko
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#0@332My name is Tiffany Tronic,
and you're experiencing my revenge on the Loony Moonies.
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Junko
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#0@340But now let us battle. Once you beat me,
everything will go back to normal. I promise.
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Sanae
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#0@348Oh no, you don't!
First you owe me an explanation!
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Sanae
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#0@356So this is a revenge plot?
Why? What did the Loonies ever do to you?
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Junko
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#0@364They've exiled me.
Because I've been tained by reason and logic.
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Sanae
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#0@372Really? I can't really make
any reason or logic from what you're saying...
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Junko
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#0@380You see, logical thinking is the thing that the Loonies
fear the most. It threatens their existence.
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Junko
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#0@388And now think about it.
What is the clearest form of logical expression?
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Sanae
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#0@396I dunno...?
Cool and groovy poetry?
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Junko
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#0@404It is programming code, you simpleton!
This is what this simulation trap is all about.
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Junko
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#0@412I've created this trap, so that the Loonies
would recognize the beauty of code...
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♪ Solar Sailor ~ Storm of Coding
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Junko
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#0@420They could either welcome me back, or be destroyed by logic.
Either way, I would win in the end.
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Junko
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#0@428However, I did not expect an Earthling to beat
me at my own game... oh well, I had to keep it fair.
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Junko
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#0@436But don't go thinking that you've won yet.
I won't go down that easily.
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Junko
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#0@444I'm going shoot you down so many times,
your only option is to give up on your own! It is only LOGICAL!
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Junko defeated
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Junko enters
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???
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#1@214
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???
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#1@222
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Sanae
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#1@260
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#1@268
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#1@276
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???
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#1@284
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Sanae
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#1@292
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???
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#1@300
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Junko
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#1@308
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Junko
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#1@316
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Junko
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#1@324
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Sanae
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#1@332
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Sanae
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#1@340
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Junko
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#1@348
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Sanae
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#1@356
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♪ Solar Sailor ~ Storm of Coding
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Junko
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#1@364
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Junko
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#1@372
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Junko
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#1@380
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Junko
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#1@388
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Junko defeated
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