Sanae Kochiya's moon adventure

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Nub Stag

Sanae

#0@34it's me. are you ready for sanæ?

Seiran enters

???

#0@102FAKN FAGGET FOUND!

<Boss title>

Seiran

#0@144"ground contrl to majr tom." "i found a flying faget in my vision."

Seiran

#0@152"i'mma smash it with mah mallet"

Sanae

#0@160wow what a shit lucina cosplay 0/10.

Seiran

#0@168the fuck is a lucina? sounds pretty shit anyway.

♪ bunny no.1 them

Seiran

#0@176now lemme smash ur skull to pieces.

Seiran defeated

Seiran

#1@34fuk ur cheap ass snakes doin all the shit for you

Seiran

#1@42also the fuk u seemed pissed through all of that

Sanae

#1@50you fukn insulted my precious baby now tell me where the fukn spider bot is.

Seiran

#1@58u cant stop us from takin the guds off this planet

Seiran

#1@66...fuk now im gonna be killed for just sayin that.

Sanae

#1@74rip you. where the fuck are these spiders going anyway?

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Mof Stag

Sanae

#0@34oh my fuckn god dont they know this is private property to the moriyas?

Ringo enters

???

#0@102What would you think-

<Boss title>

Ringo

#0@144if I sang out of tune.~ Would you stand up and walk out on me?~

Sanae

#0@152probably would because the fuck.

Sanae

#0@160wow really fukn rude m8

Ringo

#0@168but ur a 2hu so ur pretty shit anyway

♪ bunny no.2 them

Ringo

#0@176feel my wrath of all the cave games i played ulil shit.

Ringo

#0@184also the other shmups better than 2hu.

Ringo defeated

Ringo

#1@34gfdi u still managed to get by me

Sanae

#1@42have u ever tried...

Sanae

#1@50...to score in 2hu?

Ringo

#1@58whatevs were still gonna fukn destroy every last 2hu.

Sanae

#1@66jfc u moon people are fukn relentless

Sanae

#1@74why the fuck do you wanna kill us so badly?

Ringo

#1@82have u seen some of the fukn fans of you all?

Ringo

#1@90ur all like so obsessed with story, theories and porn its fukn driving us insane

Ringo

#1@98like cant we fuckin discuss about other games without some 2hu character mentioned?

Sanae

#1@106u doin this makes you no worse

Ringo

#1@114fuckn whatever

Ringo

#1@122i've ended up being a 2hu in the end anyway

Ringo

#1@130i got the munchies now so food time!

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Spaaaaaaaaaaace Stag

Sanae

#0@34ohmygodohmygod i'm in space. wonder if the sakuya fans are pissed off yet?

Doremy Sweet enters

???

#0@102fuk me.

<Boss title>

Doremy

#0@140man ur fukn nitemare is insane rite nao. i aught to set a fukn buffet on-

Doremy

#0@148wait a fukn minite ur here physically how the fuk u in here?!

Sanae

#0@156ex-fucking-scuse me but i’m having a moment taking in the fact i’m in space right now.

Doremy

#0@164but liek the fukn nitemares and rocks will pumml u to deth liek ten tousnd times

Doremy

#0@172it aint liek hte shet u git hit with when gittin massaged

Sanae

#0@180look a fuckin beatles fan told me this is how you get to the lunar capital.

Doremy

#0@188ahh so ur goin to hte moon? welp they got the rite boss

♪ dream eater song

Doremy

#0@196cuz i hav fukn bullshit nonspells among othr nerving spells

Doremy

#0@204hope u git fukn rekt by a fast bullt er somethin liek wun.

Doremy Sweet defeated

Doremy

#1@34no fukn way u passed most of my shet legit.

Doremy

#1@42u had to had slow down ur game er somthin

Doremy

#1@50also fuk ur cheap ass snakes lettin u sit ther doin nothin

Doremy

#1@58i hop u fukn die n gam ovr in hte latr stags of dis gaem

Doremy

#1@66anywi i just ate ur dank ass nitemars so u cn go to teh moon or sum shiet

Doremy

#1@74now don ask a fukn pc98 question

Sanae

#1@82finally with santa demon out the way i can finally continue on with my adventure

Sanae

#1@90it will be great and i’ll bring all sorts of cheap gifts back for my gods

Sanae

#1@98also i hope reimu is near by cause i want to re-enact the sa2 final boss.

Doremy

#1@106omfg u pice of trash, sa2 is a shit game and you know it

Sanae

#1@114sorry i can’t hear you over live and learn playing in my thoughts

Sanae

#1@122right now though its a good time to engage the moon motherfucker.



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NASA on Moon Stag

Sanae

#0@34holy fucking shit the nasa conspiracy theories are correct.

Sanae

#0@42there's an entire civilization on the fucking moon.

Sanae

#0@50how the hell didn't they let this out on public, that would've been so awesome.

Sagume Kishin enters

<Boss title>

Sagume

#0@152...

Sanae

#0@160are you ready for sanae?

Sagume

#0@168...?

Sanae

#0@176i need to shit on all the culprits.

Sagume

#0@184...

Sanae

#0@192what are you saying?

Sagume

#0@200...dine on it.

Sanae

#0@208ex fucking scuse me?

Sagume

#0@216dine on my oven baked ass sanae fuckiya.

Sanae

#0@224inhale my nonexistent dong

Sanae

#0@232i have to question why are you shitting on gensokyo now?

Sagume

#0@240...

Sanae

#0@248for moriyan gods sake speak up.

♪ one winged angle gurl vershun

Sagume

#0@256...dine on it.

Sagume

#0@264dine on my oven baked ass sanae fuckiya!

Sagume Kishin defeated

Sanae

#1@34hijiri fucking byakuren will you please just talk to me.

Sagume

#1@42fine then. i'll say it all clearly then.

Sagume

#1@50and here it is.

Sagume

#1@58we're in deep shit.

Sanae

#1@66then how come you're letting buns trespass on private property?

Sagume

#1@74because for cave to truly take over we have to kill every touhou.

Sagume

#1@82that means we have to kill you also so that we can truly be happy.

Sagume

#1@90considering that we have these other annoying things bothering the lunarians

Sagume

#1@98we can't just fucking enjoy cave games right now.

Sanae

#1@106go on.

Sagume

#1@114what more is there really to say though?

Sagume

#1@122we can't exactly move in to gensokyo as is because fuck life and death.

Sanae

#1@130then how are you breathing and moving right now?

Sagume

#1@138how the fuck are you part god?

Sanae

#1@146inhale my nonexistent dong enragement sephiroph

Sanae

#1@154now turn your buns around and use them on these things.

Sagume

#1@162i have a much better idea

Sagume

#1@170you seem to be going with what yagokoro had said with that weed

Sanae

#1@178well it was dank.

Sagume

#1@186that's very good to hear.

Sagume

#1@194anyway i can say shit that usually has the opposite outcome to it.

Sagume

#1@202and more shit will change as i keep talking like this

Sagume

#1@210we'll stop shitting on gensokyo

Sagume

#1@218and we now rely on you to stop this fuckery.

Sagume

#1@226oh and the next stage will be pretty eas- FUCK.



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AMERICA MOON BITCH Stag

Clownpiece enters

???

#2@50YOUR NOW ENTERING OFFICIAL GROUND OF 'MERRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!

???

#2@180C'MON MY PATRIOTS! WE MUST SHOW THIS COMMUNIST PIG WHOS THE BIG BOYS ARE AROUND HERE!

???

#2@330I CAN SUCK THREE DICKS AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME!

Clownpiece exits

Sanae

#0@34holy shit this really is sa2 as i truly imagined it.

Sanae

#0@42but where the fuck is reimu at a time like this? i wanted to do the thing!

Sanae

#0@50oh well i guess i'm going to go shit on that person

Sanae

#0@58who caused all this shit

Sanae

#0@66it's time to engage the antagonist motherfucker!

Clownpiece enters

???

#0@164WHY HELLLLLLOOO THERE FELLOW PERSON

???

#0@172WELCOME TO 'MERICA

Sanae

#0@180i know the moon landing was a thing but this place isn't even owned by them

???

#0@188DONKEY DICK CITIZEN

<Boss title>

Clownpiece

#0@196ANYTHING AMERICA HAS TOUCHED IS INSTANTLY PART OF AMERICA

Clownpiece

#0@204CONSIDERING THEM COMMIE LUNARIANS LIKE YOU TEND TO THINK THE SAME

Clownpiece

#0@212YOUR AN ENEMY OF US PATRIOTIC U.S. CITIZENS OF THE MOON!

Sanae

#0@220inhale my nonexistant dong enragement republican.

Clownpiece

#0@228WAR IT IS

Clownpiece

#0@236AS TYPICAL FOR A COMMIE LIKE YOU TO QUESTION OUR AMERICAN LIFESTYLE

♪ crazy murica fairy song

Clownpiece

#0@244PEOPLE LIKE YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON ON THE AMERICAN DREAM

Clownpiece

#0@252AND HOPEFULLY AFTER THIS WAR IS DONE YOU'LL FINALLY REALIZE THAT OUR LIFESTYLE

Clownpiece

#0@260IS THE ONE TRUE FUTURE OF THE WORLD HA HA HA HA HA HA

Clownpiece defeated

Clownpiece

#1@34AAAAAHHHH- shit.

Clownpiece

#1@42how the fuck did you get by that act?

Clownpiece

#1@50the lunarians really fucking hate this shit and you tanked through all of it.

Clownpiece

#1@58is it because your not from around here?

Sanae

#1@66i'm from planet fucki-

Clownpiece

#1@74now subscribe to Karamitasu you fucking moron

Sanae

#1@82no breaking the fucki- fourth wall

Clownpiece

#1@90fuck you i'm a hell fairy i can do whatever the shit i want.

Sanae

#1@98hijiri fucking byakuren why am i even bothering with you right now?

Sanae

#1@106hang on a fucking minute i just had a thought.

Sanae

#1@114how are we even breathing now?

Sanae

#1@122how are we even talking now?

Clownpiece

#1@130fuck if i know.

Sanae

#1@138okay so either this turned in to a fucking sonic game

Sanae

#1@146or the fairies are like moving oxygen tanks that move on their own?

Sanae

#1@154because holy shit aren't these things just all over the fucking place

Sanae

#1@162i might take this one with me

Clownpiece

#1@170by the way where you going?

Sanae

#1@178this sephiroth person told me to save the lunar capital.

Clownpiece

#1@186well i was told to shit on all lunarians that came by me

Clownpiece

#1@194and quite frankly i've already been shit on by you.

Clownpiece

#1@202i may as well fuck off and do some other shit.

Sanae

#1@210now hold the fuck on i need oxygen and your coming with me

Sanae

#1@218whether you happen to like it or not.

Clownpiece

#1@226fuck my life.

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FUKING FINAL Stag

If u played on dankweed mode (or ur a fukn boss)

Junko enters

???

#0@214Shit.

???

#0@222I can't fucking believe you got through everything like that.

Sanae

#0@260engage the final boss motherfucker!

???

#0@268You came absolutely fine.

???

#0@276It seems I'm done for.

Sanae

#0@284fucking what now?

???

#0@292You see I caused all this trouble because Chang'e beat my high score in DoDonpachi.

???

#0@300But with either how your a boss or TAS'd it seems i won't get it back.

Sanae

#0@308what

Sanae

#0@316i came all this way to shit on you and you shit on my like this?

<Boss title>

Junko

#0@324Fear not green one.

Junko

#0@332This battle will still be yours.

Junko

#0@340I, Junko, just don't have much chance.

Sanae

#0@348you want me

Sanae

#0@356to think that this will be so easy after what i fucking went through?

Junko

#0@364I still see no scratches on you for such a rare occurence.

Sanae

#0@372my fucking gods why.

Junko

#0@380Trust me even with such simply frustrating danmaku as mine.

Junko

#0@388The day is still yours for the taking.

Sanae

#0@396hijiri fucking byakuren can we get going already?

Junko

#0@404With no qualms taken.

Junko

#0@412Now it's the time for us to get this out of the way.

♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now

Junko

#0@420Whatever method that you have used against this game.

Junko

#0@428Whether it had been TAS'd or through dankweed mode.

Junko

#0@436Quite clearly it's obvious you wanted to engage me.

Junko

#0@444So do it then! Engage the Lunarian mother fucker for your sake!

Junko defeated

if u fuked up in 2 hu 4 u mode

Junko enters

???

#1@214Shit.

???

#1@222I can't fucking believe you came to me in such a bad state.

Sanae

#1@260engage the final boss motherfucker!

???

#1@268Why bother? It seems inevitable that you'll get a game over here.

???

#1@276My patterns would leave you so frustrated.

???

#1@284The Lunarians have definitely fucked up this time.

Sanae

#1@292the fucking hell?

???

#1@300To think you might have so little lives left from this game.

<Boss title>

Junko

#1@308It really does seem inevitable.

Junko

#1@316That I, Junko, will have such an easy time against you because of it.

Junko

#1@324I mean how many times have you been blind sighted?

Sanae

#1@332ex fucking scuse me?

Sanae

#1@340how many breads have you eaten?

Junko

#1@348absolutely none.

Sanae

#1@356What the fuck is wrong with you moon people and your elitism?

♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now

Junko

#1@364It by no means can be helped at all.

Junko

#1@372It's just we will indeed overpower you to the point of losing!

Junko

#1@380For I will be the one to engage the shrine maiden mother fucker!

Junko

#1@388Chang'e! After this fight I will get my high score on DoDonpachi back!

Junko defeated