Th155/Joon & Shion's Scenario English

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Stage 1

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Joon

I can't believe perfect possession was

screwing up the Dream World.

Did you know that, Shion?

Shion

Well, I kinda realized.

Shion

When I'm possessing someone I usually pass through the Dream World.

Shion

So it sounds like perfect possession works the same way.

Joon

C'mon, you gotta tell me this stuff!

Joon

Thanks to that, now we have to go through this whole pain in the rear.

Marisa

Found ya!

Marisa

You two! You'll pay for what you've done!

Joon

The human magician... So which one are you?

Shion

Hmm. I still can't tell which one she is.

Marisa

Which one? What's that supposed to mean?

Joon

We're wondering if you're the real one or the Dream World one.

Joon

You see, we were told to go capture

all the Dream World residents going

wild all over the place.

Joon

They're supposed to look exactly the same, but they

told us that the dream versions always say exactly

what they're thinking. Supposedly their emotions aren't the stablest, either.

Marisa

Oho. So you're hunting the dream selves, huh?

Marisa

Did Reimu or Yukari put you up to this?

I hate how they're always stealing the

main character-ish role from me.

Marisa

And now that I finally got the chance to

run free in the real world,

you two clowns are tryin' to catch me?!

Marisa

I'm gonna test out my berserk magic as much as I want!

Joon

Found one! Kill! This is the Dream World Marisa!

<lose>

Marisa

Wait, my real self couldn't beat these weaklings?

<win>

Joon

That's one down!

Let's just hand her

over to Yukari.

Marisa

Crap! I wanted to run wild more!

Shion

Okay, let's keep this up and find the rampaging dream selves.

Stage 2

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Mamizou

Oho? So you're saying I'm the dream version?

Joon

Rumor has it that the chief of the tanuki has been acting funny.

Mamizou

So you figured it out. Indeed, I'm the dream me.

Mamizou

But acting funny? That's ridiculous.

Mamizou

The real me is just too

cautious around everyone.

She's the one who's acting funny.

Mamizou

Why the heck should I need to hold back in this tiny, cramped world?

Mamizou

All I'm saying is that we can

get rid of everyone who won't

obey me and create my ideal Gensokyo!

Shion

Indeed. That definitely

sounds like a dream version.

Thank you kindly, ma'am.

Shion

I wonder why all these dream selves have all this baseless self-confidence.

Mamizou

Ho ho ho! Baseless, you say?

Mamizou

Why don't you see for yourselves if it's baseless?!

Mamizou

I'm the chief of the bakedanuki! I'll transform you straight to dead!

<lose>

Mamizou

I think I'll make Gensokyo my

summer home. Then I'll go get

what I really want: the mainland!

<win>

Joon

Ha! An ideal Gensokyo?

With that level of skill, you'd be

lucky to be the boss of a mountain.

Mamizou

Ugh... I just didn't get enough sleep last night.

Shion

But anyway, got another dream self! We're on a roll!

Joon

I can't believe things are

going so great when you're

with me, Sis. It's like a dream.

Shion

I never wanted such a terrible sister, you know.

Stage 3

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Miko

Oh? So you two have come

to greet your own deaths?

Obviously, I won't let it be painless.

Joon

That turned violent quick.

Shion

But with just that, I still can't tell if it's the dream version or not.

Shion

Maybe she's always like this?

Miko

I see poverty dulls the wits.

Your existence is a blight

upon the world.

Miko

Allow me to extinguish you, here and now.

Joon

What an exclusory bastard.

Whatever happened to

"hold harmony sacred"?!

Shion

I think this is the dream version, but at this point, I don't even care!

Shion

She's going down!

Miko

People like you, who are poor

from the depths of your hearts,

wouldn't know harmony if you saw it!

Miko

Disappear from this world!

<lose>

Miko

The real me is soft.

She should flaunt

her power more.

<win>

Joon

So she was the dream one after all! All right, that's another one!

Miko

How frustrating.

No doubt the real me

intends to let you live.

Miko

My only regret is that

I was unable to rid

the world of this evil.

Shion

Yeah yeah.

You really hate us,

don't you?

Shion

But eh, we're used to it.

Miko

I hold no hatred for you.

But some things simply cannot be allowed to exist.

That duty drives me.

Miko

That is Gensokyo's harmony.

Stage 4

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Hijiri

So have you finished cleaning the garden, Joon?

Joon

Bleh!

You think I'd ever do anything as

uptight as cleaning the temple?!

Hijiri

So you're escaping then? Then I'll have to annihilate you.

Joon

Ha? Annihilate? I'd like to see you try!

Hijiri

You hadn't noticed?

There's an annihilation bomb

implanted in your skull.

Joon

Hm? Annihilation bomb? What?

Hijiri

It's activated when I speak the incantation. I insisted on it, just in case you resisted.

Joon

Wha? Y-You're joking...

Shion

I can't tell if she's lying. What do we do?

Joon

Isn't it obvious?!

Joon

We keep up the attack so she can't chant the spell!

<lose>

Hijiri

Just kidding!

Not that it wouldn't be simpler

if there really were a bomb.

<win>

Joon

Whaaaat? So this was just the dream version?

Joon

So that bomb was a lie, right? You scared me for a second there.

Hijiri

Oh, you realized. I just thought,

"wouldn't it be nice if there were

a spell to easily remove people I don't like..."

Joon

You sure think lazy thoughts for someone who makes other people do so much work.

Hijiri

There's nothing wrong with wanting an easier life.

If I could attain enlightenment without training,

nothing would please me more.

Hijiri

Incidentally, don't leave please.

Hijiri

I make the disciples do all the cooking, cleaning,

and laundry by telling them it's for their training.

It's to make my life easier.

Joon

Is this really how that bum priest thinks?

Joon

...Weird. Suddenly I feel a deep connection with her.

Joon

Maybe I'll stick around at the temple a little longer.

Shion

J-Joon?!

Stage 5

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Kasen

The worst, most disastrous pair, is it?

Kasen

Ever since your identities came to light,

it's no exaggeration to say your're Gensokyo's

most hated people. You're so popular.

Joon

Yeah yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking.

It's always been tough for us,

so we're used to being hated.

Kasen

This was Yukari's order, correct? That's why you're here?

Joon

Yeah, she told us that there were dream people all over Gensokyo.

Joon

Said she'd let us off the hook

for the Perfect Possession Incident

if we caught them all.

Kasen

You're being deceived.

Kasen

She may put on airs of being a big-shot,

but deep inside she's nothing but a coward.

That calm face she puts on is just a mask.

Kasen

She'd never leave a disruptive element alone,

but she's too scared to take action herself.

That's the sort of person she is.

Kasen

She didn't want to fight the dream people.

Kasen

She didn't want to fight you two either.

Kasen

Didn't she only ask you

to do this hoping you'd both

destroy each other?

Joon

That's... That does make sense.

Kasen

So, with that in mind, I'd like to discuss something.

Kasen

Won't you ally with the dream dwellers and rule Gensokyo together?

Joon

Ally?!

Kasen

As long as the Perfect Possession Incident continues,

you two can become more powerful.

Isn't it such a waste to let it end?

Kasen

Join us, and the dream dwellers

will do everything in our power

to keep it going.

Shion

Don't be fooled!

She's just saying this because she wants

to come out into the real world!

Shion

Don't listen to this dream dwellers's sweet words!

Joon

I don't need you

to tell me that, Shion!

But...

Kasen

As long as the perfect possessions continue,

you two will undoubtedly be the strongest.

Why hesitate?

Joon

True, perfect possession

was pretty much made

for us, but...

Joon

No! I'm not that person anymore!

Joon

I threw away the life that

dresses up in other people's money!

I want to live an emotionally fulfilling life!

Shion

What. What happened to you, Joon?

Shion

I mean, I still want to dress up nice, even if I have to use other people's money...

Joon

Shut up, Shion.

Joon

Things like money and gems didn't bring me happiness.

Joon

I've said farewell to the past me, in order to find true happiness!

Joon

You're the one trying to trick me, you dream bastard!

Kasen

Tsk!

Kasen

I'd heard they were making you

train at the temple,

but this was their goal?

Kasen

Then I don't need you! I'll banish you from Gensokyo forever!

<lose>

Kasen

The day when dreams rule Gensokyo approaches.

<win>

Joon

We won! Got the dream person!

Shion

Hey, Joon? Did you really mean what you said just now?

Joon

Who knows? Maybe it's 'cause of that training at the temple?

Joon

It just feels like money and gems glitter less than they used to.

Kasen

Do you two intend to capture every last dream dweller?

Joon

That's the plan. Well, it was the plan. We're already done, I guess?

Joon

We heard from Yukari that you might be the last one.

Joon

Finally free of this penance!

Kasen

I'm the last one?

Kasen

That's not true.

The worst, most disastrous hooligan

of the dream world remains.

Joon

Worst, most disastrous?

Joon

Hearing someone else

called that doesn't sit well

with me at all.

Kasen

Would you like meet this worst, most disastrous dream dweller?

Joon

Of course!

Joon

If there's anything in this world

that could scare me,

I'd love to see it!

Kasen

What nerve!

Kasen

I like it! Now I understand why the real me accepted you two.

Shion

So where is this worst, most disastrous person?

Kasen

In space!

If you want to catch her, then fly!

To the limitless heights of the sky!

Stage 6

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Tenshi

Ahahaha!

Tenshi

I can't believe the fools banished me! Me!

Tenshi

I fear nothing!

Let those fools in their

tedious Heaven break!

Tenshi

Who's there?

Joon

So it's you, huh? The worst, most disastrous dream hooligan.

Tenshi

Hm? Who are you two?

Joon

I'm Joon Yorigami, the plague god who'll swindle even crying children.

Shion

And I'm Shion Yorigami, the poverty god who'll ruin even crying children.

Shion

We're the ones who caused the Perfect Possession Incident.

Shion

You're from the Dream World, right?

Tenshi

The Perfect Possession Incident?!

Tenshi

I see, then you're the

ones who set me free!

You have my thanks!

Tenshi

I am Tenshi Hinanawi, the celestial

who'll ascend even crying children!

Bow before me!

Joon

Uh, this is bad. Really bad.

Joon

What's with this ridiculous power

that's shaking even the heavens?

I've never felt anything like it.

Shion

Calm down, Joon.

It's just the suppressed

dream power running wild.

Shion

She shouldn't be able to keep it up for long.

Tenshi

Hmph! Fools!

I use the temperament of all mankind!

This power is inexhaustible!

Joon

Inexhaustible?! Got any other bright ideas?

Shion

I can't believe I have to get serious again.

Shion

I am the god of poverty.

I carry the misfortune of all mankind!

This negative aura is inexhaustible!

Tenshi

Negative aura?

But you're right, this is cruel.

Too cruel...

Joon

Aw, my poor poor sister.

Joon

But one I can always count on!

This is over!

The worst, most disastrous sister can handle this on her own!

Joon

You! The rampaging celestial! You think you can match Shion's misfortune?!

Tenshi

If I approach carelessly,

I might get swallowed up

by all that misfortune...

Tenshi

Hmph!

Then I just have to beat you

without getting close!

Tenshi

Witness the fighting style

of someone who lives in the sky!

A celestial!

Tenshi

Once I beat you two,

Tenshi

I'll destroy Heaven,

Tenshi

destroy the Earth,

Tenshi

destroy humanity,

Tenshi

tame the land,

Tenshi

make four beautiful seasons,

Tenshi

create new life,

Tenshi

give them hearts that never feel sad,

Tenshi

build a society where no one's poor...

Tenshi

I'll remake this entire world!

Tenshi

Rot in death! You heretic gods!

<lose>

Tenshi

Ah ha ha! This is the birth of a new world!

<demo_1>

Joon

We did it!

Shion

We finally captured all dream dwellers!

Joon

There's something weird about her... And she wasn't as strong as I thought she was.

Tenshi

Hmhmhm.

Tenshi

Don't think this is over!

Tenshi

What you will see, is the tactic that only celestials would think of!

Tenshi

Drop your earthlings' common sense! Witness the true meaning of dogfight!

Tenshi

The duo of vile goddesses!

Unchain yourself from the bind of earth,

and derail like space debris, just like how you strayed from morals!

<win>