Th155/Joon & Shion's Scenario English

Stage 1

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Joon	I can't believe perfect possession was screwing up the Dream World. Did you know that, Shion?
Shion	<balloon$a11x2> Well, I kinda realized.
Shion	When I'm possessing someone I usually pass through the Dream World.
Shion	So it sounds like perfect possession works the same way.
Joon	<balloon$a15x2> C'mon, you gotta tell me this stuff!
Joon	Thanks to that, now we have to go through this whole pain in the rear.
Marisa	Found ya!
Marisa	<balloon$a11x3> You two! You'll pay for what you've done!
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> The human magician... So which one are you?
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> Hmm. I still can't tell which one she is.
Marisa	Which one? What's that supposed to mean?
Joon	We're wondering if you're the real one or the Dream World one.
Joon	You see, we were told to go capture all the Dream World residents going wild all over the place.
Joon	<balloon$a15x3> They're supposed to look exactly the same, but the dream versions always say exactly what they're thinking. <balloon$a15x3> Supposedly their emotions aren't the stablest, either.
Marisa	<balloon$a11x3> Oho. So you're hunting the dream selves, huh?
Marisa	<balloon$a11x3> Did Reimu or Yukari put you up to this? <balloon$a15x3> I hate how they're always stealing the main character-ish role from me.
Marisa	And now that I finally got the chance to run free in the real world, you two clowns are tryin' to catch me?!
Marisa	I'm gonna test out my berserk magic as much as I want!
Joon	Found one! Kill! This is the Dream World Marisa!
	⧼lose⧽
Marisa	Wait, my real self couldn't beat these weaklings?
	⧼win⧽
Joon	That's one down! Let's just hand her over to Yukari.
Marisa	<balloon$a15x2> Crap! I wanted to run wild more!
Shion	Okay, let's keep this up and find the rampaging dream selves.

Stage 2

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Mamizou	<balloon$a11x3> Oho? So you're saying I'm the dream version?
Joon	Rumor has it that the chief of the tanuki has been acting funny.
Mamizou	<balloon$a11x3> So you figured it out. Indeed, I'm the dream me.
Mamizou	<balloon$a08x3> But acting funny? That's ridiculous.
Mamizou	The real me is just too cautious around everyone. She's the one who's acting funny.
Mamizou	Why the heck should I need to hold back in this tiny, cramped world?
Mamizou	All I'm saying is that we can get rid of everyone who won't obey me and create my ideal Gensokyo!
Shion	<balloon$a15x3> Indeed. That definitely sounds like a dream version. Thank you kindly, ma'am.
Shion	I wonder why all these dream selves have all this baseless self-confidence.
Mamizou	<balloon$c11x2> Ho ho ho! Baseless, you say?
Mamizou	<balloon$a11x3> Why don't you see for yourselves if it's baseless?!
Mamizou	<balloon$b15x3> I'm the chief of the bake-danuki! I'll transform you straight to dead!
	⧼lose⧽
Mamizou	I think I'll make Gensokyo my summer home. Then I'll go get what I really want: the mainland!
	⧼win⧽
Joon	Ha! An ideal Gensokyo? With that level of skill, you'd be lucky to be the boss of a mountain.
Mamizou	Ugh... I just didn't get enough sleep last night.
Shion	But anyway, got another dream self! We're on a roll!
Joon	I can't believe things are going so great when you're with me, Sis. It's like a dream.
Shion	I never wanted such a terrible sister, you know.

Stage 3

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Miko	Oh? So you two have come to greet your own deaths? Obviously, I won't let it be painless.
Joon	That turned violent quick.
Shion	But with just that, I still can't tell if it's the dream version or not.
Shion	Maybe she's always like this?
Miko	I see poverty dulls the wits. Your existence is a blight upon the world.
Miko	Allow me to extinguish you, here and now.
Joon	What an exclusory bastard. Whatever happened to 'hold harmony sacred'?!
Shion	I think this is the dream version, but at this point, I don't even care!
Shion	<balloon$b11x2> She's going down!
Miko	People like you, who are poor from the depths of your hearts, wouldn't know harmony if you saw it!
Miko	<balloon$b11x2> Disappear from this world!
	⧼lose⧽
Miko	<balloon$a11x3> The real me is soft. She should flaunt her power more.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	So she was the dream one after all! All right, that's another one!
Miko	How frustrating. No doubt the real me intends to let you live.
Miko	My only regret is that I was unable to rid the world of this evil.
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> Yeah yeah. You really hate us, don't you?
Shion	<balloon$a11x2> But eh, we're used to it.
Miko	I hold no hatred for you. But some things simply cannot be allowed to exist. That duty drives me.
Miko	<balloon$a15x2> That is Gensokyo's harmony.

Stage 4

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Hijiri	So have you finished cleaning the garden, Joon?
Joon	Bleh! You think I'd ever do anything as uptight as cleaning the temple?!
Hijiri	So you're escaping then? Then I'll have to annihilate you.
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> Ha? Annihilate? I'd like to see you try!
Hijiri	<balloon$a15x3> You hadn't noticed? There's an annihilation bomb implanted in your skull.
Joon	Hm? Annihilation bomb? What?
Hijiri	It's activated when I speak the incantation. I insisted on it, just in case you resisted.
Joon	<balloon$a11x2> Wha? Y-You're joking...
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> I can't tell if she's lying. What do we do?
Joon	Isn't it obvious?!
Joon	We keep up the attack so she can't chant the spell!
	⧼lose⧽
Hijiri	Just kidding! Not that it wouldn't be simpler if there really were a bomb.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> Whaaaat? So this was just the dream version?
Joon	So that bomb was a lie, right? You scared me for a second there.
Hijiri	<balloon$a08x2> Oh, you realized. <balloon$a15x3> I just thought, 'wouldn't it be nice if there were a spell to easily remove people I don't like...'
Joon	You sure think lazy thoughts for someone who makes other people do so much work.
Hijiri	<balloon$a11x3> There's nothing wrong with wanting an easier life. <balloon$a15x3> If I could attain enlightenment without training, nothing would please me more.
Hijiri	<balloon$a15x2> Incidentally, don't leave please.
Hijiri	<balloon$a15x3> I make the disciples do all the cooking, cleaning, and laundry by telling them it's for their training. <balloon$a15x2> It's to make my life easier.
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> Is this really how that bum priest thinks?
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> ...Weird. Suddenly I feel a deep connection with her.
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> Maybe I'll stick around at the temple a little longer.
Shion	<balloon$a08x2> J-Joon?!

Stage 5

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Kasen	<balloon$a15x2> The worst, most disastrous pair, is it?
Kasen	<balloon$a15x3> Ever since your identities came to light, it's no exaggeration to say you're Gensokyo's most hated people. <balloon$a08x2> You're so popular.
Joon	Yeah yeah, we're fine, thanks for asking. It's always been tough for us, so we're used to being hated.
Kasen	This was Yukari's order, correct? That's why you're here?
Joon	Yeah, she told us that there were dream people all over Gensokyo.
Joon	Said she'd let us off the hook for the Perfect Possession Incident if we caught them all.
Kasen	You're being deceived.
Kasen	<balloon$a15x3> She may put on airs of being a big-shot, but deep inside she's nothing but a coward. <balloon$a11x3> That calm face she puts on is just a mask.
Kasen	<balloon$a15x3> She'd never leave a disruptive element alone, but she's too scared to take action herself. <balloon$a15x2> That's the sort of person she is.
Kasen	<balloon$a11x3> She didn't want to fight the dream people.
Kasen	<balloon$a15x2> She didn't want to fight you two either.
Kasen	<balloon$a11x3> Didn't she only ask you to do this hoping you'd both destroy each other?
Joon	That... That does make sense.
Kasen	So, with that in mind, I'd like to discuss something.
Kasen	Won't you ally with the dream dwellers and rule Gensokyo together?
Joon	<balloon$a05x2> Ally?!
Kasen	<balloon$a15x3> As long as the Perfect Possession Incident continues, you two can become more powerful. <balloon$a15x2> Isn't it such a waste to let it end?
Kasen	Join us, and the dream dwellers will do everything in our power to keep it going.
Shion	Don't be fooled! She's just saying this because she wants to come out into the real world!
Shion	Don't listen to this dream dwellers's sweet words!
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> I don't need you to tell me that, Shion! But...
Kasen	<balloon$a15x3> As long as the perfect possessions continue, you two will undoubtedly be the strongest. <balloon$a08x2> Why hesitate?
Joon	True, perfect possession was pretty much made for us, but...
Joon	<balloon$a15x2> No! I'm not that person anymore!
Joon	I threw away the life that dresses up in other people's money! I want to live an emotionally fulfilling life!
Shion	<balloon$a15x2> Ehh? What happened to you, Joon?
Shion	I mean, I still want to dress up nice, even if I have to use other people's money...
Joon	<balloon$a08x2> Shut up, Shion.
Joon	Things like money and gems didn't bring me happiness.
Joon	I've said farewell to the past me, in order to find true happiness!
Joon	You're the one trying to trick me, you dream bastard!
Kasen	<balloon$a05x2> Tsk!
Kasen	<balloon$a11x3> I'd heard they were making you train at the temple, but this was their goal?
Kasen	Then I don't need you! I'll banish you from Gensokyo forever!
	⧼lose⧽
Kasen	<balloon$a11x3> The day when dreams rule Gensokyo approaches.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	<balloon$b11x2> We won! Got the dream person!
Shion	Hey, Joon? Did you really mean what you said just now?
Joon	Who knows? Maybe it's 'cause of that training at the temple?
Joon	It just feels like money and gems glitter less than they used to.
Kasen	Do you two intend to capture every last dream dweller?
Joon	That's the plan. Well, it was the plan. We're already done, I guess?
Joon	We heard from Yukari that you might be the last one.
Joon	<balloon$a15x2> Finally free of this penance!
Kasen	<balloon$a08x2> I'm the last one?
Kasen	That's not true. The worst, most disastrous hooligan of the dream world remains.
Joon	<balloon$a11x2> Worst, most disastrous?
Joon	Hearing someone else called that doesn't sit well with me at all.
Kasen	Would you like to meet this worst, most disastrous dream dweller?
Joon	<balloon$a08x2> Of course!
Joon	<balloon$a15x3> If there's anything in this world that could scare me, I'd love to see it!
Kasen	What nerve!
Kasen	I like it! Now I understand why the real me accepted you two.
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> So where is this worst, most disastrous person?
Kasen	<balloon$a08x2> In space! <balloon$a15x3> If you want to catch her, then fly! To the limitless heights of the sky!

Stage 6

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Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> Ahahaha!
Tenshi	<balloon$a11x3> I can't believe the fools banished me! Me!
Tenshi	I fear nothing! Let those fools in their tedious Heaven rot!
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> Who's there?
Joon	So it's you, huh? The worst, most disastrous dream hooligan.
Tenshi	<balloon$a11x2> Hm? Who are you two?
Joon	I'm Joon Yorigami, the plague god who'll swindle even crying children.
Shion	And I'm Shion Yorigami, the poverty god who'll ruin even crying children.
Shion	We're the ones who caused the Perfect Possession Incident.
Shion	<balloon$a15x2> You're from the Dream World, right?
Tenshi	<balloon$a15x2> The Perfect Possession Incident?!
Tenshi	I see, then you're the ones who set me free! You have my thanks!
Tenshi	I am Tenshi Hinanawi, the celestial who'll ascend even crying children! Bow before me!
Joon	Uh, this is bad. Really bad.
Joon	What's with this ridiculous power that's shaking even the heavens? I've never felt anything like it.
Shion	Calm down, Joon. It's just the suppressed dream power running wild.
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> She shouldn't be able to keep it up for long.
Tenshi	Hmph! Fools! I use the temperament of all mankind! This power is inexhaustible!
Joon	Inexhaustible?! Got any other bright ideas?
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> I can't believe I have to get serious again.
Shion	<balloon$a11x2> I am the god of poverty. <balloon$a15x3> I carry the misfortune of all mankind! This negative aura is inexhaustible!
Tenshi	<balloon$a11x3> Negative aura? But you're right, this is cruel. Too cruel...
Joon	<balloon$a11x2> Aw, my poor, poor sister.
Joon	<balloon$a15x2> But one I can always count on! <balloon$a11x3> This is over! The worst, most disastrous sister can handle this on her own!
Joon	You! The rampaging celestial! You think you can match Shion's misfortune?!
Tenshi	If I approach carelessly, I might get swallowed up by all that misfortune...
Tenshi	Hmph! Then I just have to beat you without getting close!
Tenshi	Witness the fighting style of someone who lives in the sky! A celestial!
Tenshi	<balloon$a11x2> Once I beat you two,
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> I'll destroy Heaven,
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> destroy Earth,
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> destroy humanity,
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> tame the land,
Tenshi	<balloon$a11x2> make four beautiful seasons,
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> create new life,
Tenshi	<balloon$a15x2> give them hearts that never feel sad,
Tenshi	<balloon$a15x2> build a society where no one's poor...
Tenshi	<balloon$a15x2> I'll remake this entire world!
Tenshi	<balloon$b15x3> Rot in death! You heretic gods!
	⧼lose⧽
Tenshi	<balloon$b15x3> Ah ha ha! This is the birth of a new world!
	⧼demo_1⧽
Joon	<balloon$a08x2> We did it!
Shion	<balloon$a15x2> We finally captured all dream dwellers!
Joon	There's something weird about her... And she wasn't as strong as I thought she was.
Tenshi	<balloon$a08x2> Hmhmhm.
Tenshi	<balloon$a11x2> Don't think this is over!
Tenshi	What you will see, is the tactic that only celestials would think of!
Tenshi	<balloon$b15x3> Drop your earthlings' common sense! Witness the true meaning of dogfight!
Tenshi	<balloon$a15x2> The duo of vile goddesses! <balloon$a15x3> Unchain yourself from the bind of earth, and derail like space debris, just like how you strayed from morals!
	⧼win⧽