Th155/Joon & Shion's Scenario Official English

From Tohuou 15.5 v1.10

Stage 1

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Joon	Shion, did you know that Perfect Possession interferes with the Dream World?
Shion	I noticed.
Shion	When I possess, it's always through the Dream World.
Shion	It looks like Perfect Possession uses the same method.
Joon	You should've told me that earlier.
Joon	Now it's become so troublesome.
Marisa	I found 'em!
Marisa	Hey you! How dare you!
Joon	A human witch……Which one are you?
Shion	Hmm. We still can't tell which is which?
Marisa	Whaddya mean which?
Joon	If you're from the Real World or the Dream World.
Joon	We were told to capture the reckless Dream World dwellers.
Joon	They look exactly the same but it's said Dream dwellers show their true self and are emotionally unstable…
Marisa	Ohh, capture the Dream dwellers.
Marisa	So Reimu is under Yukari's influence? She's always more of the hero than me. What an eyesore.
Marisa	Now that I can go crazy in the Real World, there's no way am I gonna be captured by you!
Marisa	I'm gonna try as much reckless magic as I want!
Joon	I found her! Kill her! This is the Marisa from the Dream World!
	⧼lose⧽
Marisa	You weaklings. My real self couldn't win to these guys?
	⧼win⧽
Joon	Got our first one! We just deliver her to Yukari, right?
Marisa	Damn it, I wanted to create more trouble.
Shion	Let's keep this up and find all of the crazy dream dwellers.

Stage 2

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Mamizou	Ooh, I'm a dream dweller?
Joon	There was a rumor the Tanuki leader went crazy.
Mamizou	You know well. Indeed I'm a dream dweller.
Mamizou	But crazy? I think not.
Mamizou	Myself in the Real World is overly attentive. She's the crazy one.
Mamizou	Anyways, there's no need to hold back in this small world.
Mamizou	I say, only keep those who obey me and create an ideal Gensokyo.
Shion	Really, spoken like a true dream dweller. Thank you very much.
Shion	Why are dream dwellers so full of false confidence?
Mamizou	Hohoho, false confidence you say.
Mamizou	I'll show you if it's false or not.
Mamizou	I, the Leader of Tanuki, shall personally trick and kill you!
	⧼lose⧽
Mamizou	I'll make the Gensokyo my vacation home. Next, I shall conquer the desired mainland.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	Hah. What do you mean the ideal Gensokyo. If that's all you got, at best it's a mountain boss.
Mamizou	Grr, I was sleep deprived. That's all.
Shion	Anyways, another dream dweller! So far so good!
Joon	Even though I'm working with you, it's going smoothly today. It's like a dream.
Shion	I didn't want a sister who says such nasty words.

Stage 3

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Miko	Ah, you came to die by your own will. Don't expect a mercy killing.
Joon	So rude.
Shion	It's not enough to tell if it's a dream dweller.
Shion	She might always be like this.
Miko	A light purse makes a heavy heart. Your existence is an evil to this world.
Miko	Let me eliminate you now.
Joon	So snooty. Wasn't it harmony is the greatest of virtues?
Shion	I don't care if she's a dream dweller or not.
Shion	Get her!
Miko	I have no peace for those who are poor from the bottom of the heart like you.
Miko	Leave this world at once!
	⧼lose⧽
Miko	My Real World self is too soft. I should show off more of my power.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	A dream dweller just like I thought. All right, we got her!
Miko	How frustrating. My Real World self would probably let you live.
Miko	It's unfortunate evil in this world cannot be destroyed. And disappointing.
Shion	Ok ok, you really hate us, don't you?
Shion	We're used to it.
Miko	I do not hate you. I am driven by a mission to destroy those who must be from ridden from this world.
Miko	That is the peace of Gensokyo.

Stage 4

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Hijiri	Jyoon, did you finish cleaning the yard?
Joon	Whatever! I can't keep cleaning this Temple forever!
Hijiri	Are you going to run away? Then I will destroy you.
Joon	Huh? Destroy? Try it if you can.
Hijiri	Did you not realize? Your brain is embedded with an extinction bomb.
Joon	Wha…? An extinction bomb? What's that.
Hijiri	It will trigger with my spell. If you oppose, I will start chanting.
Joon	What kind of joke is that.
Shion	I can't tell if it's a lie. What do you wanna do?
Joon	Duh!
Joon	Attack so she can't chant the spell!
	⧼lose⧽
Hijiri	As if. It would be easier if there was a extinction bomb though.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	Huh, she was a dream dweller too.
Joon	The extinction bomb was a lie right? What a waste of time being scared.
Hijiri	You're right. I wish there was a spell to easily destroy those I hate.
Joon	Even though you force work on others… you sure have a lazy way of thinking.
Hijiri	Living comfortably isn't a sin. It's better to reach enlightenment without meditation.
Hijiri	By the way, don't run away.
Hijiri	I have my disciples clean, cook, and wash under the guise of meditation training to make my life easier.
Joon	This must be the true colors of the lazy monk.
Joon	……strange. I suddenly feel close to her.
Joon	Maybe I'll stay at the temple a little longer.
Shion	Jyo, Jyoon!?

Stage 5

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Kasen	So this is the cursed and evil duo.
Kasen	To be characterized in that way... Your popularity as the most hated in Gensokyo isn't an overstatement.
Joon	Yes, yes. Thanks to you. We're already like this, so we're using to being hated.
Kasen	You're under Yukari's orders, right? The reason you came here.
Joon	Yup, we were told dream dwellers are all over Gensokyo.
Joon	If we capture all of them, she'll ignore the case of the Perfect Possession incident.
Kasen	You're being deceived by Yukari.
Kasen	She acts high and mighty but is really a coward and always nervous.
Kasen	She can't ignore the troublemakers but is too scared to make a move herself.
Kasen	She doesn't want to fight with the dream dwellers.
Kasen	Nor fight with you.
Kasen	She probably commissioned the both of you, in hopes you would ruin each other.
Joon	That might be true but…
Kasen	So let's negotiate.
Kasen	How about joining forces with the dream dwellers and control the Gensokyo?
Joon	Join forces!?
Kasen	With the Perfect Possession incident, you can be stronger. It'd be a waste to end the Incident.
Kasen	With the Perfect Possession incident, you can be stronger. It'd be a waste to end the Incident.
Shion	Don't be fooled. She's saying this because she wants to go to the Real World.
Shion	Don't listen to dream dweller's deception.
Joon	I don't have to be told by you. I know! But……
Kasen	As long as there's Perfect Possession, you'll be the strongest without fail. What are you worried about?
Joon	True, Perfect Possession is basically for us……
Joon	No, I've gotta abandon my past!
Joon	I'm gonna stop living off others wealth and live peacefully!
Shion	What?? What happened Jyoon?
Shion	I want to live well even if it's off other peoples money.
Joon	Shut up, Shion.
Joon	Money and jewels, this stuff didn't bring any happiness.
Joon	To gain real happiness, I'm leaving my past!
Joon	You dream dweller! You're the one trying to deceive me!
Kasen	Tsk.
Kasen	I heard you were training at the temple but I guess this was the goal.
Kasen	Then I don't need you two. Permanent exile from Gensokyo!
	⧼lose⧽
Kasen	The day for the dream dwellers to control the Gensokyo is near.
	⧼win⧽
Joon	I won! I got another one!
Shion	Hey Jyoon. Were you telling the truth?
Joon	Maybe. Since I've been meditating at the temple.
Joon	Money and jewels don't sparkle so much anymore.
Kasen	The two of you are planning to capture all of the dream dwellers?
Joon	That's the plan. But this might be the end.
Joon	Yukari said you might be the last dream resident.
Joon	I'm finally free from this penance.
Kasen	I'm the last one?
Kasen	That's not true. There's still the cursed and evil wild one in the Dream World.
Joon	Cursed and evil?
Joon	Other than us, I don't like someone using that name.
Kasen	Do you want to meet the Dream World's cursed and evil?
Joon	Of course!
Joon	If they do exist, I want to see them scared of me!
Kasen	Some nerve!
Kasen	I like it. I can see why the real me accepted you.
Shion	Where is the Dream World's cursed and evil?
Kasen	The cursed and evil are in the sky! If you want to catch them fly! To the top of the Heavens!

Stage 6

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Tenshi	Hahahahahaha!
Tenshi	How foolish for exiling me.
Tenshi	There's nothing I'm scared of! I'm going to destroy everyone and everything in this stupid and boring Heaven!
Tenshi	Who are you?
Joon	Are you the cursed and evil Dream World troublemaker?
Tenshi	Huh? What are you two?
Joon	I'm Jyoon Yorigami. A Pestilence God that can intimidate anyone.
Shion	I'm Shion Yorigami. The Poverty God that can bring poverty on anyone.
Shion	We started the Perfect Possession incident.
Shion	And aren't you a dream dweller?
Tenshi	The Perfect Possession incident?
Tenshi	I see. So you guys let me free. I'm grateful for that!
Tenshi	I'm Tenshi Hinanawi. A Celestial that can ascend anyone to the Heavens! Worship me!
Joon	This one's really crazy.
Joon	I've never felt such intense power that shakes Heaven.
Shion	Calm down Jyoon. Her oppressed Dream power is just out of control.
Shion	It shouldn't last long.
Tenshi	Hah. You idiots. I can access the traits of all human kind. It's an unlimited power!
Joon	She said unlimited! What are we goanna do?
Shion	To think I'd have to go all out again.
Shion	I, the poverty god, will carry all the misfortune of human kind alone. This negative aura is unlimited!
Tenshi	Negative aura? Hmm, this one's pretty bad. Awful…….
Joon	Sigh, what a pitiful sister.
Joon	But also reliable! It's settled. Shion, you're the cursed and evilest all by yourself!
Joon	Hey you crazy Celestial! Don't think you're a match for my sister's bad luck!
Tenshi	If I carelessly get to close, I might get tangled up this misfortune.
Tenshi	Hmph, then I must finish this without getting close!
Tenshi	I'll show you how a Celestial from Heaven fights!
Tenshi	Once I destroy you two,
Tenshi	I'll destroy Heaven.
Tenshi	Destroy Earth.
Tenshi	Destroy all human kind.
Tenshi	Leveling the ground.
Tenshi	Create a beautiful four seasons.
Tenshi	Create new life.
Tenshi	Create souls that will never feel sorrow.
Tenshi	Create a society that will never be poor.
Tenshi	I'll recreate this world!
Tenshi	Rot, you Demon Gods!
	⧼lose⧽
Tenshi	Ahahaha. A new world will be born!
	⧼demo_1⧽
Joon	I did it!
Shion	Now we've caught all of the Dream Residents!
Joon	She was strange...... but not as difficult as I was expecting.
Tenshi	hehehe.
Tenshi	Don't think that this is over!
Tenshi	I'll show you how a Celestial fights!
Tenshi	Who cares about Earth's rules! I'll show you a real battle in the sky.
Tenshi	Become floating debris freed from the chains of Earth, you demons!
	⧼win⧽