Th155/Joon & Shion's Scenario Official English

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From Tohuou 15.5 v1.10

Stage 1

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<main_1>

Joon

Shion, did you know that Perfect Possession interferes with the Dream World?

Shion

I noticed.

Shion

When I possess, it's always through the Dream World.

Shion

It looks like Perfect Possession uses the same method.

Joon

You should've told me that earlier.

Joon

Now it's become so troublesome.

Marisa

I found 'em!

Marisa

Hey you! How dare you!

Joon

A human witch……Which one are you?

Shion

Hmm. We still can't tell which is which?

Marisa

Whaddya mean which?

Joon

If you're from the Real World or the Dream World.

Joon

We were told to capture the reckless Dream World dwellers.

Joon

They look exactly the same but it's said Dream dwellers show their true self and are emotionally unstable…

Marisa

Ohh, capture the Dream dwellers.

Marisa

So Reimu is under Yukari's influence? She's always more of the hero than me. What an eyesore.

Marisa

Now that I can go crazy in the Real World, there's no way am I gonna be captured by you!

Marisa

I'm gonna try as much reckless magic as I want!

Joon

I found her! Kill her! This is the Marisa from the Dream World!

<lose>

Marisa

You weaklings. My real self couldn't win to these guys?

<win>

Joon

Got our first one! We just deliver her to Yukari, right?

Marisa

Damn it, I wanted to create more trouble.

Shion

Let's keep this up and find all of the crazy dream dwellers.

Stage 2

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<main_1>

Mamizou

Ooh, I'm a dream dweller?

Joon

There was a rumor the Tanuki leader went crazy.

Mamizou

You know well. Indeed I'm a dream dweller.

Mamizou

But crazy? I think not.

Mamizou

Myself in the Real World is overly attentive. She's the crazy one.

Mamizou

Anyways, there's no need to hold back in this small world.

Mamizou

I say, only keep those who obey me and create an ideal Gensokyo.

Shion

Really, spoken like a true dream dweller. Thank you very much.

Shion

Why are dream dwellers so full of false confidence?

Mamizou

Hohoho, false confidence you say.

Mamizou

I'll show you if it's false or not.

Mamizou

I, the Leader of Tanuki, shall personally trick and kill you!

<lose>

Mamizou

I'll make the Gensokyo my vacation home. Next, I shall conquer the desired mainland.

<win>

Joon

Hah. What do you mean the ideal Gensokyo. If that's all you got, at best it's a mountain boss.

Mamizou

Grr, I was sleep deprived. That's all.

Shion

Anyways, another dream dweller! So far so good!

Joon

Even though I'm working with you, it's going smoothly today. It's like a dream.

Shion

I didn't want a sister who says such nasty words.

Stage 3

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Miko

Ah, you came to die by your own will. Don't expect a mercy killing.

Joon

So rude.

Shion

It's not enough to tell if it's a dream dweller.

Shion

She might always be like this.

Miko

A light purse makes a heavy heart. Your existence is an evil to this world.

Miko

Let me eliminate you now.

Joon

So snooty. Wasn't it harmony is the greatest of virtues?

Shion

I don't care if she's a dream dweller or not.

Shion

Get her!

Miko

I have no peace for those who are poor from the bottom of the heart like you.

Miko

Leave this world at once!

<lose>

Miko

My Real World self is too soft. I should show off more of my power.

<win>

Joon

A dream dweller just like I thought. All right, we got her!

Miko

How frustrating. My Real World self would probably let you live.

Miko

It's unfortunate evil in this world cannot be destroyed. And disappointing.

Shion

Ok ok, you really hate us, don't you?

Shion

We're used to it.

Miko

I do not hate you. I am driven by a mission to destroy those who must be from ridden from this world.

Miko

That is the peace of Gensokyo.

Stage 4

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<main_1>

Hijiri

Jyoon, did you finish cleaning the yard?

Joon

Whatever! I can't keep cleaning this Temple forever!

Hijiri

Are you going to run away? Then I will destroy you.

Joon

Huh? Destroy? Try it if you can.

Hijiri

Did you not realize? Your brain is embedded with an extinction bomb.

Joon

Wha…? An extinction bomb? What's that.

Hijiri

It will trigger with my spell. If you oppose, I will start chanting.

Joon

What kind of joke is that.

Shion

I can't tell if it's a lie. What do you wanna do?

Joon

Duh!

Joon

Attack so she can't chant the spell!

<lose>

Hijiri

As if. It would be easier if there was a extinction bomb though.

<win>

Joon

Huh, she was a dream dweller too.

Joon

The extinction bomb was a lie right? What a waste of time being scared.

Hijiri

You're right. I wish there was a spell to easily destroy those I hate.

Joon

Even though you force work on others… you sure have a lazy way of thinking.

Hijiri

Living comfortably isn't a sin. It's better to reach enlightenment without meditation.

Hijiri

By the way, don't run away.

Hijiri

I have my disciples clean, cook, and wash under the guise of meditation training to make my life easier.

Joon

This must be the true colors of the lazy monk.

Joon

……strange. I suddenly feel close to her.

Joon

Maybe I'll stay at the temple a little longer.

Shion

Jyo, Jyoon!?

Stage 5

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<main_1>

Kasen

So this is the cursed and evil duo.

Kasen

To be characterized in that way... Your popularity as the most hated in Gensokyo isn't an overstatement.

Joon

Yes, yes. Thanks to you. We're already like this, so we're using to being hated.

Kasen

You're under Yukari's orders, right? The reason you came here.

Joon

Yup, we were told dream dwellers are all over Gensokyo.

Joon

If we capture all of them, she'll ignore the case of the Perfect Possession incident.

Kasen

You're being deceived by Yukari.

Kasen

She acts high and mighty but is really a coward and always nervous.

Kasen

She can't ignore the troublemakers but is too scared to make a move herself.

Kasen

She doesn't want to fight with the dream dwellers.

Kasen

Nor fight with you.

Kasen

She probably commissioned the both of you, in hopes you would ruin each other.

Joon

That might be true but…

Kasen

So let's negotiate.

Kasen

How about joining forces with the dream dwellers and control the Gensokyo?

Joon

Join forces!?

Kasen

With the Perfect Possession incident, you can be stronger. It'd be a waste to end the Incident.

Kasen

With the Perfect Possession incident, you can be stronger. It'd be a waste to end the Incident.

Shion

Don't be fooled. She's saying this because she wants to go to the Real World.

Shion

Don't listen to dream dweller's deception.

Joon

I don't have to be told by you. I know! But……

Kasen

As long as there's Perfect Possession, you'll be the strongest without fail. What are you worried about?

Joon

True, Perfect Possession is basically for us……

Joon

No, I've gotta abandon my past!

Joon

I'm gonna stop living off others wealth and live peacefully!

Shion

What?? What happened Jyoon?

Shion

I want to live well even if it's off other peoples money.

Joon

Shut up, Shion.

Joon

Money and jewels, this stuff didn't bring any happiness.

Joon

To gain real happiness, I'm leaving my past!

Joon

You dream dweller! You're the one trying to deceive me!

Kasen

Tsk.

Kasen

I heard you were training at the temple but I guess this was the goal.

Kasen

Then I don't need you two. Permanent exile from Gensokyo!

<lose>

Kasen

The day for the dream dwellers to control the Gensokyo is near.

<win>

Joon

I won! I got another one!

Shion

Hey Jyoon. Were you telling the truth?

Joon

Maybe. Since I've been meditating at the temple.

Joon

Money and jewels don't sparkle so much anymore.

Kasen

The two of you are planning to capture all of the dream dwellers?

Joon

That's the plan. But this might be the end.

Joon

Yukari said you might be the last dream resident.

Joon

I'm finally free from this penance.

Kasen

I'm the last one?

Kasen

That's not true. There's still the cursed and evil wild one in the Dream World.

Joon

Cursed and evil?

Joon

Other than us, I don't like someone using that name.

Kasen

Do you want to meet the Dream World's cursed and evil?

Joon

Of course!

Joon

If they do exist, I want to see them scared of me!

Kasen

Some nerve!

Kasen

I like it. I can see why the real me accepted you.

Shion

Where is the Dream World's cursed and evil?

Kasen

The cursed and evil are in the sky!

If you want to catch them fly!

To the top of the Heavens!

Stage 6

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<main_1>

Tenshi

Hahahahahaha!

Tenshi

How foolish for exiling me.

Tenshi

There's nothing I'm scared of! I'm going to destroy everyone and everything in this stupid and boring Heaven!

Tenshi

Who are you?

Joon

Are you the cursed and evil Dream World troublemaker?

Tenshi

Huh? What are you two?

Joon

I'm Jyoon Yorigami. A Pestilence God that can intimidate anyone.

Shion

I'm Shion Yorigami. The Poverty God that can bring poverty on anyone.

Shion

We started the Perfect Possession incident.

Shion

And aren't you a dream dweller?

Tenshi

The Perfect Possession incident?

Tenshi

I see. So you guys let me free. I'm grateful for that!

Tenshi

I'm Tenshi Hinanawi.

A Celestial that can ascend anyone to the Heavens!

Worship me!

Joon

This one's really crazy.

Joon

I've never felt such intense power that shakes Heaven.

Shion

Calm down Jyoon. Her oppressed Dream power is just out of control.

Shion

It shouldn't last long.

Tenshi

Hah. You idiots.

I can access the traits of all human kind.

It's an unlimited power!

Joon

She said unlimited! What are we goanna do?

Shion

To think I'd have to go all out again.

Shion

I, the poverty god, will carry all the misfortune of human kind alone. This negative aura is unlimited!

Tenshi

Negative aura?

Hmm, this one's pretty bad.

Awful…….

Joon

Sigh, what a pitiful sister.

Joon

But also reliable!

It's settled.

Shion, you're the cursed and evilest all by yourself!

Joon

Hey you crazy Celestial! Don't think you're a match for my sister's bad luck!

Tenshi

If I carelessly get to close, I might get tangled up this misfortune.

Tenshi

Hmph, then I must finish this without getting close!

Tenshi

I'll show you how a Celestial from Heaven fights!

Tenshi

Once I destroy you two,

Tenshi

I'll destroy Heaven.

Tenshi

Destroy Earth.

Tenshi

Destroy all human kind.

Tenshi

Leveling the ground.

Tenshi

Create a beautiful four seasons.

Tenshi

Create new life.

Tenshi

Create souls that will never feel sorrow.

Tenshi

Create a society that will never be poor.

Tenshi

I'll recreate this world!

Tenshi

Rot, you Demon Gods!

<lose>

Tenshi

Ahahaha. A new world will be born!

<demo_1>

Joon

I did it!

Shion

Now we've caught all of the Dream Residents!

Joon

She was strange...... but not as difficult as I was expecting.

Tenshi

hehehe.

Tenshi

Don't think that this is over!

Tenshi

I'll show you how a Celestial fights!

Tenshi

Who cares about Earth's rules! I'll show you a real battle in the sky.

Tenshi

Become floating debris freed from the chains of Earth, you demons!

<win>
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